>customer comes in when the restaurant is a mere 6 hours away from closing
Look we've had problems with this before so just in case you guys are extra fat this morning, this meemeee is going to lose relevance in the year after the show ends and will just become another case of you gooning and stimming to an image you found funny once that plays in your head on repeat due to your retarded autistic shit-brain syndrome problem.So, instead of wallowing in meaningless repetitive stimulus, we're just going to move on and post something else about some other new show, okay? And eat less total food. Like just take two handfuls of whatever you were going to senselessly mash into your face today and throw them in the garbage instead, and don't replace them with two more big handfuls of food.
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF AAAHHHHH
Glass of water? With ICE??!!FUCCCCCK
>>220455438>Chef, someone just walked in off the street and asked if we have a bathroom
>when it's 120 minutes before closing and you're trying to get your crust busted but then a four top walks in and the FOH civvies seat them instead of turning them away
>>220456005this is going to sound crazy but I worked in a restaurant in high school and college and I absolutely did hear the sound of the printer in my dreams, I remember waking up one time and being worried about who was pulling tickets on the broilerWhen I die, I know I'm going to Heaven, because I served through Hell.
What is 9/11 of cooking?
>>220457041gordons grilled cheese
>>220457041Catering a Jewish wedding.
>customer orders eggs sunny side upARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING KILLE ME
>>220457041Superbowl sunday (I served in the pizza gallows)
>CHEF! Civvie ordered a Mexican pizza but - substitute tomatoes for banana peppers!>FUCK AND IT'S JUST 9 HOURS UNTIL CLOSING TOO FUCKING CIVVIES AAAAAA BEING A COOK IS A SERIOUS JOB AAAAAAAA
>>220457041Every Mother's Day Brunch
I'm lucky I have my family for a safety net. I think if I were in a position where I literally had no choice but to work a kitchen job or customer service or something like that in order to survive then I'd probably end up either killing myself or becoming a criminal. My usual time spent at any regular job is less than a year. I've only had one that I kept for over a year but that's just because it was only on weekends and they weren't very demanding about anything. I have no idea how done people take their little nothing jobs seriously. I guess some people grow up wanting to be a chef but let's be real, that's kind of a weak dream. I can cook at home.
>>220457023Semper Fry brother.Yeah I get those too, they never get better, but you learn to manage. For me it’s the time I forgot to bring table 7 their fries and didn’t realize it until my shift was over. That whole incident nearly got my ass food-court martialed. My commanding manager had me rolling extra silverware for weeks.
>>220458006>tfw Court-Bouillon Martialed and sentenced to the dish pit at the end of service
>>220457089> eggs sunny side upThere is no sun in the kitchen, I HOPE HE LIKES IT WITH A LITTLE SIDE OF DARKNESS!!
>>220456964Crust busting is a visceral, almost primal act—shoving a fist, boot, or a comically large dildo through the day-hardened shell of feces that’s sealed tight like a scab over a wound. As the surface cracks, a sharp snap echoes through the stillness, and the fractured crust gives way to the damp, darker browness beneath. Fecal dust billows into the air, hanging like ghosts above the gapped hole. Each thrust sends tremors through your body, a physical dialogue between you and the resistant anus, as if the anus itself is exhaling after days of drought, finally split open and ready to smell.
>>220457041Mother's day is usually busiest day for restaurants, fathers day is the slowest
Why is he so jacked? Does cooking make you workout? I thought chefs were all fat
>>220456174>HANDS HAAAAAAANDS WHERE ARE THE HANDS IM MAKING TWO KIDS GRILLED CHEESES AND CAESER SALAD AND A BACON CHEESEBURGER ALL BY MYSELF I CANT TAKE THIS!!!!!!!
>>220458175Protip civvie: never start a fight with a baker. They have big arms from kneading dough and your mom’s bazonkas all day.
>>220458262heh, customers don't even know about our PT test of 3 ciggies, 5 beers, an underaged hostess, and getting a tattoo of a radish.
>>220458175i like being needlessly jacked for my career
>>220455438Man normies ruin everything I think working in a kitchen sounds cool but really you’d be working with retarded criminals and drug addicts, who make that and being a line cook their entire identity. This is why the best food comes from individual cooks.
>>220457077I wanted to forgetI want to forgetI don't want to see hungover Gordon making a piece of shit sandwich againohyou unzipped ME
>>220458175he's lifting all of his emotions every day in the kitchen, much like Dr. Robbie in the Pitt
Chefs are such faggots. Cooks who think they're artists. Damn sorry that all of your "secrets" have been shat out for free on youtube (10x salt, 10x sugar, 10x fat versus what you would ever do at home + some gay ingredient + el texture). Oh no, here comes the dinner rush !!! Whoa, check out those knife skills!!!!!
You pathetic little shitposters wouldn't last a day on the line
>>220458565>wouldn't last a day on the lineLOL
>>220458556DUDE I got a sick Maillard going on my smashburger thanks to the Leidenfrost effect of my high carbon steel pan! And the EVOO emulsion is ready for that saucy goodness. I'm pumping up those Scovilles with the capsicum! Holy heck, my starter culture paid off big time, I'm getting a yeast high off that sourdough brioche! The umami is gonna be off the charts!!!!!
>>220458616STOLEN VALOR
>>220458616I'm gonna deglaaaaaaaaaze
>>220458663Oh my Bourdain! My bone broth is gelatinizing! I'm getting friggin pumped, those proteins are getting SO denatured and hydrolyzed right now!
>>220458684IN THE WALK-INNOW!
>I got raped
>>220455438>Customer orders a grilled ham and cheese at the grilled ham and cheese restaurant.FUCKKKKKKKK
>>220455438>THE GUEST ORDERED FOOD FROM LE MENU????!>AHHHHHHH!!! I'M GOING INSANE!!! SAVE ME BOURDAIN-SAMA!!!!>MAN THE DEEP FRYERS!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! CHEFCON 5!! I REPEAT, CHEFCON LEVEL 5!!!
>>220458722are the rumors true?
>>220458722> me too
>>220458896It's real https://youtu.be/eKVkQqFeTsQ?si=ThGpz4UTUSlAfl-O&t=661
>>220458991>That was his choice, to be raped
ENTER
>>220458773>they asked for extra hamthe geneva conventions don't cover this war crime
