>last two people on earth>doesn't just raid the pharmacy and liquor store and fug elle fanning all day
>>220455440accidentally put this on the other day and immediately switched it off in disgust when the midge walked into frame
I can't read the title and not have this play in my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
Haha funny midget
>a dwarf is the only man that might avoid human extinction that would make for a great comedy
really funny when dink tries to play serious real human characters like no one is supposed to notice he's three feet tall. he should just embrace it and play goblins and fairies and other gay shit like the better men like warwick davis that came before him
>>220455512The human race ends in an accident much like the steel cable scene from ghost ship. The only survivors are a dwarf, and a girl who slipped on a banana peal at the exact right time.
>>220455642and the cats took care of all the children survivors
>>220455512>avoid human extinctionYou'd need around 500 people for long-term survival. 100 as an absolute minimum.
>>220456372What are the odds that the only two living humans on the entire planet are in the same city
>>220456372sorry mr. geneticist
>>220456395About tree fiddy
>>220455440I liked the vibe of this movie. The 3rd act was sort of a misstep though imo.
>>220455440Same thing with that shitty show silo where a guy is a sexless creature while having prime rebecca ferguson as the only living human around him
>>220457053Steve Zahn?
>>220455440She could kick his ass.>MidgeThat's actually a really offensive term anon. They prefer to be called gnomes.
I probably would like it better if it was by Zack Snyder and was just 2 hours of farming.
>>220455581the dink has done more to set back the rights of midges and dwarves than anyone else
>>220456395That's a plot point in The Stand where 99% of humanity dies from the Coof and survivors are spread far away from one another, maybe 1 per major city. >mfw a bunch of the survivors die by accident right after, further reducing humanityImagine getting stuck in a fucking fridge
>>220456372Nah you could literally repopulate the entire earth with two people. People would just have to have a ton of kids early on to offset infant mortality rates enough to get a larger gene pool. Even direct incest isn't guaranteed to result in a complete monster child every time.
>>220458795No you could not, you absolute trolling dunce lmao.
>>220458795Maybe on planet horny retard
>>220458795My neighbors across the street were married cousins. Their first 2 girls were alright. The next boy had some mental problems, the next one had a very bad speech impediment, and the last one was very tiny in a wheelchair who died about 2 decades ago.
>>220459435How tiny are we talking? Warwick sized?
>>220458845Yes, you absolutely could. I don't know what convinced you otherwise. I mean, you survived after all.
>>220455440> Fuck Elle FanningFirst he'd have to catch her.
>>220459497>le literal Adam & Even maymay
6' vs 5'11
>>220459601Quit trying to build a strawman you weak little fag lol. It's not a matter of religion and I never mentioned anything religious. It is a scientific fact that two people absolutely could repopulate the world. It would be difficult and they could end up failing at it, but there is nothing to suggest it would be impossible. You're just assuming that because you know inbreeding is bad for genetics and you don't know enough to think further than that.
>>220458795The better answer to only 2 people left on earth is the man having sex with his daughters as they'd be 50% his genes, whereas siblings would be 100% genetically identical It's logical
>>220459719Honestly if you only had two people to start with I'd probably just tell everyone to fuck everyone because at that point it's just about beefing up those numbers again anyway.
>>220455507>funnymost certainly notdink is anti-funny
imagine being the last man on earth and spending your time burying the dead instead of going through their shit and taking what you want. also the next town had tons of survivors and he didnt know.fuck dinklage. fucking short arse
hard pass
>>220455512It would actually be beneficial if humans became much shorter. There's no reason we shouldn't be 4-5ft tall
>>220459858Funny-looking
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>>220460736go easy on him, he stood on the tallest building with a pair of binoculars but a shoebox blocked his view
Why is Elle’s character kneeling behind upright Dinklage
>>220455440Elle!!! Get over here i can't reach the power generator reset switch
>>220460736Imagine having to walk around being ass level with Elle fanning in the end of the world. Haha that would be crayyyyyyzy
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>>220455813>>220457029>>220460763hmmmm
>>220460763>be me>fall for the 4 foot tall meme>become 4'6">all the women stay 5'6 to 5'10>ridiculed forever
>>220458898>planet horny retardThanks for the title of my next scifi novella
>>220455440Is it true that Dinklage crawls inside her gigantic ass and uses it as a shelter?
>>220459435It feels like that had more to do with age than being related. Egg and sperm quality decline with age, and having kids after 35 increases the chance of birth defects.
