Has Nolan lost his fucking mind? Every decision about this movie is fucking horrendous.
>>220455830This is actually a good idea. When composers have to use instruments that only existed in antiquity when making the score, it's usually kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrAqGWMR1nM
>>220455830Please die already automated spambotEither that or tell the Indian mod to stop shitting on the floor
What’s with the Nolan Derangement Syndrome on this board?
>>220455866He insulted me first
>>220455830>one for me>one for (((them)))Oppenheimer was for him. Now it's time to appease his masters with an offering.
He already released the opening theme ahead of timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2vuMLg6BHE
Lads I can't wait for this movie.
Can anyone explain me who is making all these Nolan hate threads? Because it can't be something spontaneous.
>>220455866browns hate him and his movies
at first I thought Nolan was one of the only director's currently who could adapt a story like this. but with each new piece of news I hear, this is sounding like a trainwreck
>>220455830>terrible casting decisions>no fantasy accents>no orchestral soundtrackI unironically believe he consulted AI and asked how to make anti-kino
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>220455988more details of the movie are coming out and people are mocking it.
>>220455830I'm retarded. What does orchestral even imply ?
>>220456119imagine Star Wars without John Williamsimagine Lord of the Rings without Howard Shore
>>220456134my point is you make music on computer nowaday or am I retarded or something ?
>>220455830That sounds like a perfectly fine idea THOUGH. Music should be made specifically to fit the movie.
>>220455830>OHHHHH LAWDDDDD DAT ODYSSEY….
>>220456152>am I retarded or something ?
>>220456152>you make music on computer nowadayNo? Music is generally recorded. But anyway, in this case this isn't about the recording, it's about the composition.
>>220456119he's using flutes, harps, drums etc instead of the typical 18th century orchestra
>>220455830I don't think this is necessarily a bad decision. It's a bit closed-minded to think that an orchestral score is the only way to go for an epic
>whole score is just ludwig fidgeting with this
>>220455830Nolan sucks now we get itI am going to remake Schindlers List and do an all Black and Asian cast
>>220456022sure, raaj.
>>220455830Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the fuck up then.
>>220456501joke's on you, homo, i'm the kwisatz haderach
>>220455830>why didn't you use an orchestra for your movie?>I'm trying to stay historicaly accurate>what about Lupita as Helen?>s-shut up
>>220455830This is the only good news I've heard about The Odyssey.
>>220455830Hes fucking with us at this point
>>220455830
Glad Heath Ledger isn't alive to see this travesty
>>220456740also matt damon wasn't alive in those times
>>220455898are you implying nolan is struggling to finance his movies and has to bow down and make concessions to powerful jews? And those jews are willing to LOSE MONEY just to include black people in movies?
>>220455844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE8UcIpROnU
this is like the most non-controversial filmmaking decision you can imagine (kinda cool too if Goranson pulls it off) but this board has been conditioned by outrage chudtubers to whine about everything related to this movie. It's pavlovian. Nothing more to it
>>220456916The whole movie is a travesty. The music could be sensible if almost every other choice that retard made wasnt fucking insane.
>>220456070YOU COONY BARD!!!
>>220455830Wrong, he's the most based he's ever been
I will buy two tickets and go watch this movie out of spite to the threadshitters who clog up the catalog with their totes organic and not forced anti-Nolan threads.
>>220457068One billie and 90%+ on tomatoes. And you will be among the first of the people to say>it's actually anti-woke>what's woke about it?>nolan tricked leftists with this casting while making the most BASED AND REDPILLED movie in years
>mfw
>>220457218No i wont. i wont go to see this filth, i wont even pirate it, and hopefully most other greeks wont either.
I will never hear the soundtrack because I will never watch this movie.
>>220455844This, I would have hated to have my immersion broken by hearing a violin while seeing black Helen interacting with tranny Achilles.
>>220455898This is also what I was thinking. He made Oppenheimer, now he makes a film for the studio/publisher.
>>220455830>it’s not like the orchestra existed back the>existed>back then>existing>back>then>in the past>in history >existing>in history
i guess this is nolans official humiliation ritual
>>220455866prestige was his last good movieno one even remembers tenet
>>220457218>anti-woke
>>220455830>*Odysseus and his men see Polyphemus for the first time*>Puerto Rican Achaean companion: "Aw hell naw! Muhfugger gots one eye n' sheeeit!">Odysseus: "Jesus H Christ! WTF is that? Bros, it's time to bounce!" >Black Achaean companion "We takin' this cheese, rite? Ain't leavin' this cheese ya feel me?">Odysseus: "Bounce nigga! Bounce!"Bravo Nolan.
>>220455830Achilles should be a corpse in the odyssey so casting a tranny is prefect representation
>>220457749ESL
>>220455830This is literally the only good idea related to this garbage I’ve heard so far, but I have a feeling he’s going to fuck up the music anyway. Not that I’ll ever know because I have no interest in seeing it
>>220457816Yes you are for not understanding what I was getting at
>>220457138Congrats, you’re literally falling for the marketing campaign lmaoFucking retard
>>220456070Well, Disney used some African-American women to sing a recap of Greek mythology. So I guess using a rapper is all right. At least it won't be rapping about gang wars in Los Angeles and doing drugs while evading the police.
>>220455830Picture unrelated?
When is Nolan's The Odyssey going to be released?
>>220455830he was always this bad, I was shittalking batman begins as trash over 20 years ago and now you niggers are finally realizing what I've known all along
>>220455844>>220455927In antiquity the instruments would have sounded different, because they used to tune them to a different frequency.
>>220458552plus the lack of the chromatic and enharmonic genera that were equally as popular as the diatonic one
>>220455830you don't need orchestra at all for kino music but his reasoning is retardedbut at least there won't be any hip hop shit
>>220456048>>220456070The movie is still going to be the most succesful of the year though.
>>220455830with that logic, they shouldnt have filmed itbecause cameras didnt exist back then
>>220458956No, it won't. New Spider Slop and technically Avengers but it's at the end of 2026.
>>220455988Marketers.
>>220458956it won't beat spiderman come on. But 1B is guaranteed
>>220455830So no CG in this movie since computers didn't exist back then?
>>220459248>1B is guaranteedI'm sure Paramount thought the same when they greenlit Gladiator 2.
>>220455830It really defies all logic.Ellen Paige really was the nail in the coffin. Shit is going to tank so hard for that one decision.
>>220457695Fucking kek
why are people so mad about this? Using music with instruments that existed back then is potentially kino choice
>>220458275I like the Batman movies though. Interstellar was 40 minutes too long, and so was Inception. I didn't see his other movies.
>>220456789what did he mean by this
>>220455830Then why is every character speaking like they're from modern times?
>>220459325how is that related?
>>220455830Nolan is going to keep historical accuracy on this one? And not like gee I don't know... some other glaring things?
>>220459401insomnia, prestige and oppenheimer are his only good movies
>>220458874Don't be so sure, there's still a chance.
>>220459361It's more like, "this is what he cares to keep historically accurate?" than outrage.
>>220455830>It's not like the orchestra existed back thenIt's not like they'd be listening to a fucking orchestra in the movie while the scenes are happening. Holy fuck. I have no idea why he's pretending to be the biggest fucking retard on earth. There's no way he's this stupid. It's a movie. The score is for the audience, not something that an orchestra is playing off-camera in the fucking movie. By this retarded logic that he's pretending to have, the movie shouldn't exist at all because cameras didn't exist back then.
>>220455866His films are soulless and vapid. They feel like someone who doesn't understand human behavior mimicking it. They've always given me very uncanny vibes.
>>220455844they already confirmed the black dude is going to sing a trap songthis is just and excuse
>>220456022They should. His movies are uncanny and weird. If you don't get filled with disgust when watching his movies, you're not very fit evolutionarily.
>>220455830this adaptation already looks like some hellish modern interpretation so why does he care about the historicity of the music and nothing else?This movie might actually be worse than Tenet
>>220456070He actually is trolling at this point.
Please tell me there's enough back lash that this slop film will fail.
>>220456119It means it's an orchestra. You know what an orchestra is, right?
>>220456119>>220456152Bro are you like two years old or something? What the fuck?
>>220455898>one for me>three hours of a pop-eyed simpcuck commiefucker whiningThanks, I think.
>>220455830this, the transfaggot, the niggers i can't abide by these decisions.First Nolan movie I'm not watching at the cinema. I think i'll give all this years blockbusters a miss. that shitty hail mary movie was all hype, glad i pirated that shit also.
>>220455866bongs overrated him
>>220455830only mistake there is hiring ludwig göransson in the first place, dude is a complete hack
>using an objectively bad modernized translation>awful costume design that looks cheap and modern>The trojan horse is made of metal, tiny, and the pillars behind it are comical (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and consider that they are not finished)>Black guy will sing trap musicWhy is he even trying to give the illusion this is historically accurate whatsoever?
>>220457695lmao, this
Like all Nolan movies this will get massive buzz on release, win a bunch of awards and then pass into cultural irrelevancy,
>>220460685I hope it fails to profit.
Is Elliot Page really playing Achilles?
>>220460726Probably not. Could probably be playing Elpenor.
>>220455830I don't care either way these type of movies about ancient warriors have inspired the most cretinous people to indulge in the most cringe historicism ever.
>>220460894>nooooooo you can't call out all these inaccurate and stupid things you're cringe actually! Cringe!lollmao
>>220455988>it can't be something spontaneous
They've lost me, i don't think i'm going to watch this movie with all the leaks.
>>220455830>Orchestras didn't exist, but niggers everywhere did exist at that time.Bravo faggot Nolan!
Casting Travis Scott is just the worst, won't be watching this trash flick
>>220460935It's cringe either way
>>220455988>>220455866I am more curious about Nolan dicksuckers like you guys. Humans generally just shit on things in general, it's easy and effortless for us, but it takes someone really committed to some x cause or person for someone to actually bother to go out of their way to spend their valuable time on defending something. Which means it's usually the more highbrow directors that anons get really defensive about, because any attack on that director is an attack on their refined tastes. So genuinely why are there so many ppl ready to waste their precious time on Nolan, out of all directors? Do zoomers genuinely consider him a highbrow director?
>>220455988no one can explain you
>>220456025In a better time someone would livestream it on release and we'd gather to give it the mst3k treatment
Omg, the memes! The memes with this are gonna be like explosive diarhea!
>>220461247
>>220455988Yes, a website that loathes anything popular and known for it's racism & bigotry couldn't possibly come out of the woodwork to hate on one of the most popular filmmakers going full woke on his next hyped project. There's no way that could happen naturally.
>>220455830I feel like he's honest to god trolling with this movie
>>220461666>images (2).jpgcome on cuh, so it really IS zoomers getting uppity and defensive about nolan huh
I'm going to see it 5 times just to showcase how phenomenal this will be and to counter plebians.
>>220460378he's more rated in the USA, Nolan's films are seen are kind of silly and over the top in the UK
>>220455898Oppenheimer was one for the tribe. It's a neurotic Jewish fantasy. If anything Odyssey is for the goyim, just not for them to enjoy.
>>220461247Are you a thirdie?
>>220461857It's easy to point out the people who dont appreciate Nolan's artistry. It's just not natural, kind of like people who vote for republicans.
>>220455830for fucks sake, we are gonna get those generic Ohhhh Ahhhh UHHH Ehhhhh stupid choir imitating whatever the fuck they think the greeks sang, i fucking hate this retarded timeline.
>>220461857No, DanishI wasn't even that confident in my diagnosis but the fact that there are already two ppl getting defensive is making me think I may have been more right than I thought at first. Or maybe it's just LLM engagement bots because I am genuinely struggling to create a mental picture of the kind of person who genuinely cares enough about Nolan to get uppity and defensive about him
>>220462023So you're a brown thirdie that snuck into europe and is spreading diseasing around?
>>220455830>orchestra didnt exist back thenand yet everything else in the movie is a modern translationsomebody got to Nolan
>>220462083No I'm Danish, I just told you :) genuinely how is it possible to care this much about Nolan, one way or another. Like I am struggling to picture a person like you, help me out here
>>220462083>spreading diseasing around?Good morning, saars
>>220455844Shut the fuck up
>>220462117Why are you brown and raping women? Nolan films are high art btw. >>220462120>projection
>>220455830> it’s not like orchestra existed back then Cameras didn’t exist either so how the fuck are you going to make the movie faggot?
>>220461792It's always Brits that I see praising Nolan online. He's like Peaky Blinders or Sharpe, one of those things only Brits like.
>>220459413lmao
>>220462146>wh-whyter than you mohammedYou will never be white. You will always be an ameri-mongrel. Please act the part >Nolan films are high art btwSo it is just engagement baiting LLMs. No fucking wonder activity on 4channel is way down, it's so fucking boring now
>>220455988It's not hard to understandImagine you are a car fan, there's hundreds of thousands of car and racing fansAnd you never had a movie about cars since like 20 yearsAnd then Steven Spielberg is said to be working on a racing car movieAnd then the trailer comes out and it's the most. dogshit. shit. in. existance. with 200 named actors, a tranny playing the ghost of Schumacher and a fat black women is Hamilton.All the car fans would be shitting the movie non stop until it's releasedI don't think that's too hard to understand pal
They didn't have video recording technology back then. Maybe Nolan should have a kid draw pictures with the actors narrating it instead.
>>220462516I really hope you and the other retards in this thread realize this comparison makes no sense
>>220462573or what?
>>220457218I’m watching the movie on /tv/
>>220462573>I really hope you and the other retards in this thread realize this comparison makes no senseIt literally does though. Nolan just said something genuinely retarded
>>220455830>it's not like the orchestra existed back then>niggers your Helen
>>220462672>It literally does thoughStay in school, kid
>It's not like plastic armor existed back then>It's not like trans surgery to reinforce delusion existed back then>It's not like the english language existed back then>It's not like rap existed back then>It's not like black people in white elite armies existed back then>It's not like bald black princesses existed back thenWhat did I miss
>>220462846Please tell us how it's a false equivalence
Can Nolan recover from this? Everyone is making fun of him all over humanity.
>>220455830Nolan has always been a faggot hack
Nolan is washed up anyways he's a 2010s guy
>>220455927I am so happy there's one other person out here that appreciates this masterpiece, and how it's the perfect soundtrack for our evermore-browning and enshittifying world.
>>220455830do you think Damon ever looks around on set and realizes he waited too long to team up with Nolan and it's not going to help his career? or has he drank so much Hollywood koolaid that he believes race swapping half the cast will actually result in success despite all the very vocal public backlash?
>>220456022lmao nolan is THE brown whisperer, surpassed only by snyder
>troon achilles >black helen of troy>rapper narrator>no orchestra holy kek this is gonna be bad isn't it
I’m still interested because I’m a fan of those old movies with the giant stop motion monsters and we don’t really get movies like this anymore about myths and legends. Could care less about the casting.
>>220455830Noaln has been hacking it up since Interstellar and everyone has been sucking his cock the whole time, so of course he was just gonna get worse and worse until he made a retarded monstrosity like this.
>>220455830So full temu plate armor is something that existed back then?
retard nolan is wrong again
>Here's your evacuation of Dunkirk
>>220455830Nolan hasn’t had it for awhile tenet was awful and Oppenheimer
>>220465225When is Hollywood going to move past the insane lens filters in every movie?
>>220465225>fluorescent/blue filter
>>220465225>Anglos consider a bunch of guys standing around on the beach as one of the darkest moments of WWII
>>220465488They're the kind of subhumans who laugh at Come and See so it doesn't surprise me the embarrassment of Dunkirk is such a dark page for them.
>you can't use orchestral music if the movie takes place before orchestras existedFantastic logic. Bravo Nolan!>>220458552That's a small detail.>>220455844kino>>220457695lel
>>220457695It's worse. It's this meme except saying that the dragons and elves are too unbelievable, so we're skipping them, but we're keeping the BMW
>>220455830Oh, so NOW he cares about historical accuracy, huh?
>>220466005Forgot the pic
>>220457695
>>220455830He graduated to subversion propaganda. His paycheck will be enormous.
>>220456070>orchestra didn't exist back then!>rap is basically poetryAnd people still think Nolan isn't a hack
>>220455830He's just subverting, he must subvert.Everything must be subverted. Live it, love it, subvert it.
>>220455830Cameras didn't exist either
>>220457845Saaar is you bringing fireworks when you watch needful?
I hope this whole marketing campaign is a troll and the real movie will be good.
>>220457750He's crashing his reputation... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>220457845that's that tranny's latest tactic. he just calls everyone who isn't lapping up hollywood's latest bowel movement indian or brown, thinking hes some genius of reverse psychology
>>220455830It doesn't matter. It's Nolan. Everyone will hail it as a masterpiece regardless of how the movie is. It's how it works with him. /tv/ has been the only place calling him a fraud from the start and we've made no difference. Nolan always wins and always fools the masses.
>>220457772I lol'd everytime I see on my youtube feed a new video some retarded idiot made about tenet "tenet is actually the best film ever made", "you're watching tenet WRONG", "why tenet is a misunderstood masterpiece", "here's why you can't hear any dialogue in tenet and why that is a good thing"surrounded by idiots.
>>220455830>Orchestral music didn't exist back then>Tacti cool toaster armor is fine and dandy
>>220458257Stories weren't released back then. You will go to a pub and hope to randomly meet the negro bard or Nolan himself to tell you the story or project the film on the Pub's wall or some shit.
>>220466346Nolan's going to cast himself as the actor whose passing on the oral history of The Oddesey to the present. That hack fraud was so proud of Oppenheimer's ending.
>>220459891the whole movie is actuality a nigger mumble raping the odyssey faster than eminem, orale poultry
>>220455830How much is Robert Eggers going to be laughing his ass off when he watches this?
>>220456070can't wait to hear his breakout single "The Ass That Launched 1000 Ships" while lupita nignog twerks in slow motion and greek soldiers cheer.
>>220466652rapes faster than eminem
>>220455830Fuck this hack and his subversive commie bullshit
>>220455830he should have filmed it in black and white because colour film didn't exist back then
>>220457954retard
>>220456070What would Wagner think of Nolan?
>>220455830>Has Nolan lost his fucking mind?
>>220455988it's popular to bash it on youtube so you are seeing all of their fans flood /tv/
>>220457778>>Odysseus: "Bounce nigga! Bounce!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKTaO1puZ0w
>>220461857>Are you a thirdie?
>>220457750same as ridley scott's napoleon
>>220466634The Northman was SHIT
>>220457218>One billieconvince me i or anyone else that should read the rest of your post, because that's a really strong indicator that you should just be filtered
>>220456070>Black people invented storytellingThe fuck?
>>220455830https://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1718_25-classes-hollywood-should-be-forced-to-takeI remember seeing this Photoplasty article from Cracked.com back in the middle 2010s. Article is from October 2015.I suppose that feminist translation of the Odyssey lines up with this Photoplasty humour. "Brevity is the soul of ____"
>>220458956Dunc by a country mile. Putting capeshit definitively in the grave.
>>220455830it's like this movie was designed by /pol/ to be the most egregious subversive characterization of jewish subversion possible, why did they release it so early, they should have waited till we were closer to the midterms
>>220461247You're genuinely retarded. If you want to think that going out of your way to make whiny threads and shitting on things is the default and there's nothing wrong with it but simply saying "what's with all the whining?" is defending someone then you need to cancel your internet connection. You're mentally unwell.
>>220462202bongs like to suck their each others dicks. its the same with sports, f1, etc.
>>220455866Non-linear storytelling is beyond 90% of /tv/ anons comprehension. It makes them feel dumb and thus they get very upset.
>>220455988>new movie coming out>people are talking abouthow could this be?
>>220468512For directors like Nolan, you'd think people care so little one way or another that the only posts you would really see are the ones occasionally making fun of him. It used to be like that on here, too. It's just a human fact that the activation threshold or whatever you want to call it which decides if a person bothers to make a post at all, is much lower for making a shitpost than it is for making a really defensive one. Like if a given person rates some given media between 100 and -100, then if they rate it a mild -10, they have a higher chance of making a mildly negative post about it, than the chance of a person who rated it 10 has for making a mildly positive post. The EXCEPTION is in those cases where people feel really, really strongly about something something, like to the point of someone feeling that their ego or whatever is at stake, which in this case implies that there are seemingly a lot of people who, for whatever reason, feel really really strongly about Nolan. I have no idea why you made me type all this out to you and walk you through it like you're in kindergarten because I think you already knew this but if not I was happy to help. Return the favour and genuinely tell me what kind of person feels this strongly about Nolan, I'm genuinely struggling to understand Also I like most of Nolan's movies btw. Also Tenet is his best one even. Also Odyssey looks genuinely trash, and not for any chud reasons
>>220457695I hate knowing that normalfaggots will clap and cheer at this pozzed shit
Why does the armor look so bad? Why is it all black and dirty?
Are they confirmed to be in the movie?
>>220455830Someome tell him that cameras didn't exist back then.
>>220466634yeah, I don't know, El Hombre Del Norte was a pretty terrible film in its own right.
>>220456022He put browns and a tranny in this movie, you retard.
>>220459932>the black dude is going to sing a trap songIs trap a zoomer band i don't know about?
>>220460020>>220456070I remember a Cracked.com article making the point that ancient Greek poems were analagous to rap battles 15+ years ago. If this came out 15+ years ago I would be willing to respect it but the cultural context is all different now.
>>220460085>bro>mfw the zoomies are getting fatigued by the a-oomiesWhat a time to be alive.
>>220456240Alalalalalalalalala
>>220460335>that shitty hail mary movie was all hype, glad i pirated that shit also.I'm pissed off i spent money on it.People were really clapping. At that fucking movie. I couldn't believe it.
>>220465191>i need ai because i can't think for myself. >ai doesn't fuck up basic shit.
>>220465545>Come and SeeRedpill me on this>1985>poster looks like an AI image.
>>220468512>You're mentally unwell.Chernobyl guy.png>this user is asking questions that are not in his interests.
>>220466260It's not.why would that be the case? Does trolling the audience has anything to do with the Odyssey?My theory is that it's an highschool play with very imaginative and diverse kids . That's why it's full of relative young looking people and only few vets, they are the teachers.
>>220469173Nta, but this was interesting and insightful. Please keep writing your observations. >activation thresholdIs a really cool phrase
>>220466260Like ugly sonic?
>>220455830Orchestra and choir literally originate from the greek word orkhēstra (area in an ancient theater for the chorus) and chorus is guess what, χορός = chorós which is:> is a homogeneous group of performers who comment with a collective voice on the action of the scene in which they appear, or provide necessary insight into action which has taken place offstage.[1] Historically, the chorus consisted of between 12 and 50 players, who variously danced, sang or spoke their lines in unison, and sometimes wore masks. The players used masks to change their emotions while they were performing.that fucking brit deserves to be raped in "british" dungeons full of their beloved immigrants taking turns.
>>220467882Holy shit. You mentioned cracked in the thread before i posted >>220470908 but i didn't notice until after. What a fucking insane coincidence.Cracked photoplasty is very similar to somethingawful.com photoshop Friday, isn't it?
>>220462146>Nolan films are high art btw.this is bait right?
It'd be pretty based if Nolan put KFCs in the movie and have Niggodocus eat deep fried chicken from Korfu claiming historical accuracy because Greeks had olive oil back then
>>220471341>WE WUZ POETS AND SHIET
>>220455830nolan has never made a good film
>>220471393imagine a "Scary Movie" tier comedy film with stuff like that lmao.
>>220457695Did you know that they're both fictional characters?
>>220471027>commies dindu nothinits propaganda basically
>>220459917truth
>>220455830As much as I would love for this to flop it sadly won't. Normies love familiarity, they love brands and Nolan has become a brand onto himself, he's the only director besides Cameron whose name alone guarantees butts in the seats. Retarded white millennials overrated every Nolanslop in the 2000s and 2010s on IMDB and he can do no wrong in their eyes. His only recent misfire was Tenet because it finally got too pretentious even for normgroids, but remember that they still sat through 3 hours of a biopic drama that they probably didn't even fully understand and probably only paid half attention to anyway and it made nearly 1 billion just because muh Nolan.
>>220458552I think there’s enough evidence for correct relative tuning, even if the pitches are off. Style is a big unknown though.
>>220456070So orchestra didnt exist back then but rap did? Amerimutt worship of niggers is quite something
>>220457138you should go and see it ten times, that would show us
>>220472657>zoomer reading comprehension
>>220462083>spreading diseasing around?Eat shit and kill yourself, you fucking ESL brownoid filth. Maybe you'd actually like it, Ranjeesh.
its his initiation to become a 33rd degree masonhe's gotta tarnish his legacy
>>220456070
>>220455830Wait, so he wants no orchestra because it didn't exist yet, but at the same time he throws a "muh artistic vision" fit about critics complaining about everyone in Greek armor, when it wasn't invented yet? Seems like he's just a blatantly up his own ass faggot.
>>220473073>reading comprehensionbut enough about C.Nolan who "read" the Odyssey not by a translator but written by a localizer...
>no orchestra in Greece, the origin of terms like choir/chorus and orchestra itself>"in ancient greece you didn't have artists on a stage perform (dance and sing) in unison... nononono">by rappers existed because rap is short from rhapsody in my artistic vision>anyways Niggodocus will perform ΣΟΛΔΙΕΡ ΒΟΥ and everyone will join and sing in unison recreating a not-orchestraI kneel Nolan...
>>220456070I really really can't believe I live in this world and this is fucking real. What the fuck is wrong with this clownworld. I want this timeline to end. Just when I think I can't be surprised or disgusting anymore, I get one upped.
>>220461923>muh votegood goy
>>220456070>Orchestra music doesn't fit>rap doesIs he legitimately retarded?
>Orchestras? What are you stupid? That's not even remotely historic.>Now who did you pick for our black Helen of Troy?
>>220469173you're far too highbrow for /tv/ - Television & Film.All I have to say is fuck niggers
>>220457218Who's billie I thought he was nolan
>>220472039They can rip this movie to shreds
>>220457071Is this the year?
>>220455830Bot Thread
>>220455866He's massively overrated and his shit only somewhat worked in a sci-fi setting because he could trick normies into thinking its smart but he showed with Dunkirk and Oppenheimer that he's a terrible filmmaker and cant direct these sorts of character driven films.
>>220472360I haven't watched a Nolan flick since I think maybe Dark Knight Rises. I've never gotten the hype really. I mean, I'm not going to pretend like they're poorly made or anything, but I feel like Hans Zimmer does most of the heavy lifting.
>>220457695kek
>>220455830I was sort of fine with the black woman as Helen, it's conceivable a sub-Saharan woman would be rare enough that she'd be getting white dicks so hard everywhere she went she'd have them fighting over breeding rights to her. I hate Matt Damon though, I hate the rapper bard, and I hate Ellen Page as Achilles. This cast has made it unwatchable.
>>220455830Cameras didn't exist back then so how is this being filmed?
>>220456833>Money?
>>220456212Explain gladiator 2 then.
>>220455830It's all about cultural rape and theft. I respected Nolan for the Batman trilogy and Interstellar. He can fuck off now as far as I'm concerned.
>>220475374I was out with Zendaya as Athena.
>>220475543>It's all about cultural rape and theft.>It's all about cultural culturewell niggers rape and steal all the time, which culture are you talking about?
>>220475589The people who say "WHITES HAVE NO CULTURE" are always stealing and replacing Whites within White culture. It's not hard to understand.
>>220475543we wuz ancient philosopher-poets 'n' shiet
>>220455830I like how its filled with trannies and blacks but a classical score is a tad bit too unrealistic
>>220455830Is Nolan in some secret epstein file?
Why does basic logic break the brains of libtards?It’s surreal behaviour, and they can only toss insults
>>220475165TDKR is exceptionally poorly made though the fact that that piece of shit is sitting comfortably at an 8.4 on IMDB even after 15 years and 2 million fucking votes is proof that the NPC meme is real. It has a god awful plot, god awful writing, god awful characters, god awful acting, god awful blocking, god awful cinematography and god awful action. It fails at what it sets out to do on literally every level. I couldn't fucking believe all the praise it was getting. Yes the memes were funny but that doesn't make it a good movie. Fucking dumbass normies infuriate me with their low fucking standards and following the herd at all times even when the herd is being fucking retarded.
>>220475814It breaks their brains because they can’t hide their dishonesty anymore. They are not stupid. They know what they’re doing.
>>220475870Baneposting elevated it. Yes, it's shit, but it's beautiful shit, it's our shit, we love it.
>>220456022I'm so white I can blend in with seagull shit and I hate Nolan films since before Batman. Suck me.
>>220456070did they really let this fucking nigger keep his sunglasses on for late night?
>>220455988why wouldn't anyone mock something bad?
>>220473493You have to understand that this phenomenon is just jews flexing their power. You can ignore it if you want. It's doable. Once you understand it's not you, it really is them, things make more sense. They are intentionally tanking franchises for spite. Music industry is similar.
>>220455830The js literally pulled a Nigronidas, lmao
>>220457218It will be shit, it will under perform (even if it won't bomb), and you will be forced to defend it from being relentlessly mocked here despite not liking it yourself
>>220467520Black people were around 50000-100000 years before whites retard
>>220468852>HE'S SMART BECAUSE HE USES A GIMMICK!!!!
>>220469173>chud reasonsdefine chud reason, because I've heard non so far
I'm gonna see it twice.
>>220472177Did you know this isn't a valid argument?
>>220475165>I haven't watched a Nolan flick since I think maybe Dark Knight RisesSame. Whatever made after that didn't interest me at all. Can't understand brand loyalty in movies
>>220455830Big brain move, this is easily at least 5 Oscars by current criterion for nominations.
>>220475374>onceivable a sub-Saharan woman would be rare enough that she'd be getting white dicks so hard everywhere she went she'd have them fighting over breeding rights to her.that's not how it works
>>220475966>They are not stupid.
>>220476544proto humans weren't current black people, even if (and that0s a big if) they had black skinAnd your comment is stupid cope either way
>>220476544they spoke with tongue clicks too
>>220476891>proto humanscorrect. they had fur like chimps, and chimps have white skin. melanin was an adaption to loss of fur.
>>220476840It is, everyone wants to fuck the exotic woman in town.
>>220476840Alexander the Great and his companions were mind broken by Arab women. They did so much fucking with Arab chicks they changed the gene pool forever across the region.
>>220455844>Implying that's actually what's going to happenHe's already confirmed he's going to include nigger babble rap
>>220456789Fuck you I liked this one
>‘The Odyssey’ director Christopher Nolan hesitated to cast Lupita Nyong’o over fears her beauty would be “distracting.”Did he think people would just start cooming in their seats?
>>220455830Good thing they had cameras back then then
>>220477264>>220477328That's like a fetish or being prison-gay
>>220456789This is the movie that made me fall in love with Debicki
>>220477435>Having sex with lots of Arab women is gayMaybe you are just a faggot?
>>220477328Persian women, not Arabs. Persian.
>>220477564That's not what I saidwould fuck, would not impregnate, would never ever consider her the epitome of beauty
I love Nolan movies. Every single release has the same shitty pattern.>/tv/ loses the mind says its shit and it will flop>movie comes out and it doesnt flop>/tv/ still calls it a flop and says some racist shitRightwingers never change
>>220477730>would not impregnateImagine voluntarily castrating yourself.
>>220455830Cameras didnt exist back then so they shouldn't have filmed that pile of shit.
>>220469783This all happened because we didnt keep it when he and poo shiesty linked up.
>>220455830He's on the Ridley Scott career trajectory
>>220456283>>220462135This tranny be seething
>>220460872Was elpenor a tranny?
>>220455844KIKE
>>220457954Greetings fellow 4channeler. I too enjoy [insert current product here before posting]!
>>220460726>>220460872https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiresias
>>220455844Then should the soundtrack also not use musical techniques that did not exist in antiquity? Such as chord progression, polyphonics, and complex counterpoints? The vast majority of people would consider genuine music from the period to sound textureless and bland.
>>220461247I hate people like you (browns) and like movies and directors more, that's why.
>>220471027It depicts the Dirlewanger Brigade from Nazi Germany raping and pillaging in Eastern Europe which drives some little boy insane over the course of the movie, so of course 4chan has a problem with it.
>>220455830Yeah and the film is going to be box office.
>>220477399>omg this negress is breathtakingtypical leftist virtue signaling. the fact that's its a statement contrary to typical thinking is how they signal they are part of the cult.
>>220477773>yay this movie owns my heckin ops!you sound mentally unwell
>>220478315>raping and pillaging in Eastern EuropeSounds like the average day there
>>220478311>everyone I don't like must be brownt. broccoli headed dunce who just started learning about racism from an LLM last week
>>220455830this movie gunna be bussin fr fr
>>220478739Kek you're still seething you brown retard. Nolan is kino.
>>220455866its reverse marketing, constantly shit on someone to make him seem more appealing to contrarians (most 4chan users)
>>220471086Stay wholesome friend
>>220455988>nolan hateFirst day?The exhaustion comes from the niggerwashing + tranny casting you dumb shill sodomite
>>220460726>Achilles pretends to be a women>Page pretends to be a manIt's like poultry it rhymes
>>220476703Well the needle has sort of moved. I used to be pretty socially conservative but modern, America-flavoured conservatism is genuinely so limpwristed and pathetic that it's just hard to not want to take whatever is the opposite stance of these people. So even if I care for historical accuracy, it's also just sort of funny to watch Critical Drinker viewers type of retards seethe about black people on their screen >>220478311>whyter than you mohammedNo you're not
