My culture is not your costume.
>>220456037The twist is she stole the role
>>220456037Shiiiiiiiet, you's was sayin' we was trojans n shiet?
I dont care what they tell you in school my grandmama told me Cleopatra was BLACK
>>220456037I don't even care anymore. You chuds don't have culture. The mantle of the culture of your ancestors (if even) fits you loosely at most. Stop the LARP.
The twist is she's playing more than one character because blacks all look the same and you won't notice
>>220456510ok retard
>>220456037>with a twisti fear this even more than the initial info
>>220456037>My culture is not your costume
>>220456541Suffer, chuddie.
>>220456037With a twist you say?
>>220456549She is going to kill Agamemnon or something
Hele DeTroytACKilles
>>220456510>he said calmly, in the English language, through the Internet, on a computer, powered by electricity
>>220456510What's that got to do with nigger vandalism like in op?
>>220456557>Ancient Greece is chuddy's culture because... uhh
>>220456037>my cultureYou're a dark age Greek?
>>220456597Why would an Indian be saying that?
>>220456037The face that launched a thousand angry podcasts
>>220456549she's going to cuck benny safdie and then kill him
>>220456589Let's not pretend The Odyssey actually means anything to the chuds. Is it bad casting? Kind of. Do I care? Fuck no.
>>220456597But ancient Greece wasn't chuddy culture. So african Helen of Troy is closer to source material.
>>220456617grecoroman culture is the foundation of european civilization. i'm european.
Agamemnon and Menelaus are played by Jews, Helen and Clytemnestra by an African lady. At least Nolan is keeping it consistent.
>>220456642It's terrible casting whether you care or not.
>>220456682It’s not terrible casting. You’re just racist
>>220456675And yet, you have no meaningful connection to it.>>220456682But I don't.
>larping as a troon to get (You)s on /tv/one of the worst gimmicks in recent history
>>220456731Is it worse than being a chud LARPing as an intelligent human being?
>>220456708>you have no meaningful connection to it.of course i do. every european encounters and invokes grecoroman concepts in their daily life whether they are aware of it or not. every schoolchild reads greek myths. it's an omnipresent influence.
>>220456675>grecoroman culture is the foundation of european civilizationArabs and Turks must be able to claim this too since they preserved and transmitted huge chunks of grecoroman culture while most of Europe was eating bark off trees >I'm europeanDoubt.
>>220456816Grossly oversimplified. Again, you have no meaningful connection to it. Stop the LARP.
>>220456037the twist is.... shes blackdo they realise how racist, insulting and condescending that is to black people. they truly are fucking deluded brainwashed retards
>>220456847you're not the arbiter of whether the stories i read as a child are "meaningful" to me or not, i am. you are a slimy leftist freak.
>>220456872... and yet a white woman cant wear hair braids because cultural appropriation. retards all of them
>>220456872How so? African Europeans have just as much right to the story as white Europeans.
Helen's father was grandson of Andromeda, who was Ethiopian princess.So what's the issue there?
>>220456894No, I'm sure Mickey Mouse changing voice actor or some shit would also nearly give a you a mental breakdown.>>220456912>African Europeans Okay... Now it's getting goofy.
>>220456825>Arabs and Turks must be able to claim this toothey can claim whatever they want, it's none of my business.
>>220456706you sound like an 8 year old.
>>220456037Its not your culture, incel.>>220456912Correct. Because ancient greeks aren't the ancestors of white Europeans.>>220456930Chuds literally claim now that Ethiopians were white. You'll see, they'll show up and unironically wewuzz as Ethiopians.
>>220456207Announcing report is a bannable offense
>And why would I want her?>They were trying to nab her melanin. They work for the non-watchers. The bell ringing man.>CHUD? Get her on the set I'll cast her as Helen
>>220456930>Helen's fatherZeus was the grandons of Andromeda? Σκατα στο μουνι που σε ξερασε βρωμιαρη
>>220456708>I don't care that big black cocks fuck my wife in the ass every nightWe know
>>220456951>No, I'm sure Mickey Mouse changing voice actor or some shit would also nearly give a you a mental breakdown.since you know you are in the wrong on an objective level, you can only continue the conversation by writing fanfiction about me, because once again, you are a slimy leftist freak
>>220457008>Mutt's Law
>>220457011Looks like you're already having a mental breakdown
>>220456912you associate her skin colour with her nation of birth? hey guess what, THAT'S RACIST ya fuckin retardyou people truly are brainwashed. your mind has been corrupted. instead of thinking about the facts, you look for a victim. "black people have as much right as.." what the fuck are you talking about? who said they never? YOU did. you thought it. because deep down you are racist, you ONLY see skin colour. it's essential to your entire world-view and you can't write a single sentence without thinking about it.you're a retard. and a racist. have fun with that.
>>220457028holy cope lmao
>>220457011I'm not a leftist. I'm tired of this fruitless crying about bad casting. Watch it or don't watch it. Stop pretending it's a big deal. You're not from Greece or a descendant of the people in question. You're some ambiguously white guy who's still got semen residue From Costin Alamariu on his mouth. Modern Jews probably have a stronger claim on this shit than you do btw.
>>220457048i like to educate people on the error of their ways. its fun for me
>>220457062alas the kippah shows
+++ JUST IN +++Danny de Vito rumored to appear as Ajax the Greater
>>220457087I'm not Jewish. If you weren't such an illiterate midwit, you could have told from the post.
>>220456510What language are you typing in right now, jamboy?
>>220457125Not Greek.
>>220456186she was a spartan
>>220457158lmao chuds annihilated again
>>220456574what a tweest!
>>220456037The twist is she's ugly?
>>220457189she also supposedly plays Clytemnestra as well as the dung Odysseus found his dogs next to
>>220457062>I'm not a leftistyou devote your time to advocating leftist causes online, therefore you are objectively a leftist. it doesn't matter if you "identify" as such.>Watch it or don't watch it. Stop pretending it's a big deal.no, actually, i will continue advocating against the defacement of european culture because i find european culture valuable and worth defending. you can continue living your life as slime that's proud of "not caring," but i do care and i will continue to express it.
>>220457189The twist is she'll be a girlboss.
>>220457244It's a Hollywood movie. It's time to start getting realistic and treat things as what they are. Your "activism" is worthless. It's grunt work at most. This movie has no bearing on Homer's work whatsoever. And again, I doubt you're acquainted enough with said work to even remotely justify the suggestion of caring about this irrelevant thing. You're not an activist, you're a joke.
>>220457062>>220457244oh and >semen residue From Costin Alamariui'm not a bap guy at all, i've read 2 pages of his book and didn't like it. but see how you have this compulsion to write fanfiction about me, to categorize me into a group you can dismiss instead of sincerely engaging with what i write? this is the kind of behavior that makes you a slimy leftist freak.
>>220457108spiritually you are one and the same, if you were literate enough to the point you could read your own posts you would have already figured it out.
>>220457315>but see how you have this compulsion to write fanfiction about me, to categorize me into a group you can dismiss instead of sincerely engaging with what i write? >this is the kind of behavior that makes you a slimy leftist freak.Wow.
>>220457317>spiritually you are>spiritually That magic word, eh,
I am a descendent of King Priam
>>220457311>Your "activism" is worthlessit obviously isn't, or else it wouldn't be worth your time to try and suppress it. why would you be writing post after post trying to stop me from doing something if it didn't matter if i did it or not? you are implicitly admitting you believe it matters.>You're not an activist, you're a joke.what does that make you?
>>220456930>Andromeda, who was Ethiopian princess.here's a roman depiction of the "ethiopian" princess andromeda>>220456978>Chuds literally claim now that Ethiopians were whiteactual ethiopians? of course not. but the ancients were using the word "ethiopian" for people that were not black at all, as proven by pic related.
>>220457449I'm not trying to suppress it beyond its shitting this board up non-stop. On some level I'm sympathetic to you, which is why I'm telling you to stop LARPing.
>>220457514right, so now that you've called me crazy, wrote about how you imagine me swallowing cum etc, now you're going to tell me how you sympathize with me, how you're spending your precious time trying to magnanimously rescue me from my terrible condition of "caring about things." do you actually think the idea of being more like you would be appealing to me? to anybody?
>>220457422I'm a descendent of the god Priapus.
>>220457070>it's fun for methat long screed didn't look fun
>>220457510>roman depictionLol. Lmao.
>>220456037he hair is revolting. why not put her in a wig at least to hide that disgusting shit
>>220458203as if there is a greek depiction portraining here as a negro.
>>220457510>the ancients were using the word "ethiopian" for people that were not black at allShow me ONE ancient text which says that ethiopians were not black.ONE.
>>220458279I know i am wasting my time with you but for those who may fall for your incessant lies i ll try. There were 2 types of Aethiopians in ancient Greek thought. The Western ones south of Egypt who were Nubians and Kushites and the like, and the East ones in Mesopotamia who were people akin to Elamites, dark skinned enough to be called Aethiopeans. The Aethiopeans that Memnon was king of and who he brought to Troy to fight, were the East ones, for their city was Susa in Mesopotamia. Plus Memnon himself is connected to the East since his mother was the Goddess Eos, or Dawn the East. Plus he himself was NOT an Aethiopean but a Trojan prince, son of Tithonus and nephew of Priam, which is why he went to Troy, to defend his literal fatherland.
>>220458415source?
>>220456037Horrible. Could be a cute south east asian, an arab, a brazillian, something. But its a black woman. Always black. Fucking awful. Not even an attractive one.
>>220458448https://www.theoi.com/Titan/Eos.html
>>220458490Did you post the wrong link? Because that states none of the things you claimed
The cocoa butter is mine now
>>220458543it doesnt state the parentage of Memnon? or do you mean the 2 kinds of Aethiopeans? you can look that up. Search Herodotus account of the 2 kinds of Aethiopeans.
>>220456574
>>220458203the greeks also depicted her as white. here's an athenian vase in which andromeda is light-skinned despite her servants being black
>>220458656Here is an Athenian Vase in which Achilles is black-skinned despite his victim Penthesilea is white.Explain that, chudcel.
>>220458279why would you need a text when i already posted an artistic depiction of andromeda as white? and here's a second one>>220458656the ancients portrayed andromeda as white despite calling her an ethiopian, therefore ethiopian did not necessarily mean "black" to them. this is already sufficient proof.
>>220458714Ok, make Achilles a negro and not a troon then, duh.
Huh. Didn't know Perseus was black, thanks anon.
>>220458738Cool, that means I just proved beyond any doubt that Achilles was black.
>>220457510First kangs of Ethiopia were white. It is not some racist wewuzing. Check in wikipedia if you not believe me.
>>220458714>>220458744disingenuous filth. as if you dont know that in ancient greek pottery men were drawn dark and women white
>>220458786Damn, so Andromeda was painted white not to indicate her race but her gender??You just destroyed your entire argument, incel.
>>220458786Interesting, so you're saying that even though Andromeda is "white" here >>220458656, it was an artistic choice and not a real depiction. Wow!
>>220458786screenshotted for any future interaction with you, incel.Its over.
>>220456557Της μάνας σου το μουνι
>>220458817>>220458835that wasnt me. but in the context of this picture her female servants are drawn as black so that she can be differentiated as white.
>>220456037Looks like a face that launched a thousand ships! Bravo Nolan!
>>220458714easily: it's about sex, not race. women are often depicted with fairer skin in ancient art, as in here >>220457510. it does not mean anyone is actually "african." here, on the other hand >>220458656 the figures are all women and yet andromeda is depicted with fairer skin than her servants.>>220458817on that vase the characters are all women therefore the color does not indicate gender. don't be dense.
>>220458817>>220458835>>220458844are you three different trannies or just one that got super excited
>>220458888coping hard
>>220456037>Greek "culture"have another shitty salad, Laertes
>>220458888>>220458921>>220458943are you three different incels or just one that got super triggered
>>220456731It's marketers
>>220458753sure, as long as you only show your proof to tards that don't understand how these vase paintings worked.
>>220456037Are you Greek?If not, The Odyssey is not "your culture." Merely being white doesn't cut it
>>220458978notice how you don't have an actual argument, lilith?
>>220458998>>220459022I have an argument, chud. You admitted that the coloring on ancient greek vases isn't related to race but gender, even though your entire argument hinged on it portraying race.Now you got caught and try to introduce exceptions lmao. Its over. You destroyed yourself.
>>220456583remind me, what language did the Greeks speak? what is the present state of the British Empire?
Greek culture is western culture.
>>220456237kek
>>220459110Σιχαμερη βρωμοσκουλικαντερα
>>220459135Οχι
>>220456930What does this mean?
>>220458786damn dude. you got owned.
Couldn't they at least find a nice looking negro? Does it really have to be so provocative?
>>220459135What's Norway got to do with ancient Greece? Dette burde bli bra.
>>220456037I wasnt going to watch it either way but now im going to post and meme about it while relentlessly spreading bad word of mouth instead of just being indifferent.
The twist is that no one actually goes to war for her, it's another reason? Why would anyone go to war to be with this?
How crazy it is that a person who started this hoax turned out be right in the end. Nolan is beyond parody at this point.
>>220456978>Uneducated brown mutt makes up shit using AIWhat did your useless "civilizations" even do by the time Western Rome "fell." You're welcome for everything, you useless smelly fucks ^_^
>the twistSince everyone is too lazy i looked it up. The twist is that Helen is now Agamemnons wife's sister.Im sure they will play up the helen doesnt love menelaus, that he and Agamemnon are awful and clytmenestra did nothing wrong for murdering her husband
>>220459866What civilizations do you mean? Greek and Roman civilizations? Are you seriously questioning their achievements as compared to the mudhut dwelling nordcucks?
>>220456912>African Europeansoxymoron
The experts have spoken
>>220460136>negro getting cast as Helen? No problem!>no med actors though? yeah that will be an issuewtfdo they not realize how ridiculous they sound?
>>220456642you wouldn't be in this thread getting assmad if you didn't care
>>220456037This movie was much better.
>>220460379Penelope being upset about the suitors and telemachus throwing a fit kinda ruined it for me but the bow scene was great
>>220460379I have zero faith that Matt Damon has the emotional range it'll take when he sees his dog after returning
>>220460136>reddit>experts
>>220456642
>people see Helen>nobody is mad enough to die for that>war doesn't happen>movie becomes a 2 hours long introspection on how Penelope was an oppressed strong independent woman and Odysseus hallucinates the voyage trying to escape his wife's incessant nagging bravo Nolan
>>220460136>Greek/Middle Eastern
>>220458786wrecked so hard he left the thread kek
>>220460556Greece is very close to Turkey and Egypt and the Levant. Do you really think those populations are going to stay entirely separate?