Damm this guy is real one
Holy shit he burns local
Jon Berthal could beat the shit out of anyone on /tv/ if he wanted to
>>220456362He's such a badass, intense actor. I dont think I could handle being around him in person
>>220456362I want to call this guy a Faggot to his faceIf i ever see him at a bar i'm gonna call this guy a faggot "Hey watch where you're going you fucking faggot" something like that.
>>220456362Mmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with him
>>220456362i like he always changes that story from drunk hobo harrasing his dog to him being drunk and angry in bar fighting some random dude
>>220456362>over a remark he perceived as potentially being antisemitic.
>>220456386he wouldn't harm me, i keep it local, gully and 100 brother>>220456401your funeral, kid
>>220456439>"I think Israel should be more careful when using weapons in civilan areas."It's goddamn fucking clear cut anti-semitism.
>>220456450my funeral? do you know what i look like? this guy IS a faggot compared to me. I want to see him cross someone like me and see how cocky he is. This guy is a Fucking retard. And he seems like a faggot. I'll say it to his face.
>>220456362This dude is from the mean streets of Chevy Chase, Maryland. If you know what's good for you, you might want to stay out of his way.
>>220456362He's a colossal wigger in real life.
>>220456362is that a wig?
>>220456386Not Elliot Page though, no way he could take him
>>220456462>I think Israel should be more careful when using weapons in civilan areasTF DID YOU JUST SAY FAGGOT ?!!
He can kill a man with his thumb.
>>220456401Ay yo, this nigga's got a death wish.
>>220456462>"I think Israel should be more careful when using weapons in civilan areas."That's hate speech. That means Israelis and by extension Israel shouldn't have a right to protect itself. Never again means never again today.
>>220456468hate to say it boys, but this guy burns local
>>220456362This looks like Ross + Wendy's shoehorned brother with anger issues from (Bl)O(w)zark.
>>220456401>>220456468this guy freezes globally
I used to go to high school with him back in my home town. One time he even kicked my ass at a party, but to be fair I had it coming and he really set me straight. I was running my mouth to some girls and being a little disrespectful and John didn’t take kindly to that. I even thanked him for it later, who would have known how I would have turned out if he didn’t. He even used to bang my step-sister for a while and would look out for me in school while they were together, even though he was two grades lower than me. He was just popular like that but in his own way, everyone just respected him. For example he used to drive an old Harley to school everyday and pull it right up to the front doors. The teachers wouldn’t even say anything in fact the female teachers would even giggle and all that. The only thing that was “shitty” was that everyone knew not to pass him a blunt because he would smoke it all in one hit. I’m talking one puff, and the whole blunt was down to his finger. That’s why we used to call him John “BurnItAll” haha good times. Glad to see he’s still doing well and Burning Local, but I’m not surprised who else but BurnItAll.
>>220456486八八八八八八八八八八八
>>220456362he was putting in work
>>220456362looks like a very jewish De Niro
>>220456619>Jon Bernthal fan fiction
>>220456619My step sister is five years younger than me by the way, just throwing that out there.
Is there a Hollywood "tough guy" thats an actual tought guy?
>>220456705Danny Trejo burnt some coal I think
>>220456744he fucked black guys?
>>220456705
>>220456769lol beat me to it >>220456783
From what I've heard Jon is a super nice and humble guy but he's got a hair trigger when it comes to seeing people mistreat the weak and defenseless. That's where he draws the line. I stems from him growing up poor in the hood in a diverse community where everyone came together and supported each other. Jon's family is first gen Irish-Sicilian so family is big for them. And if you're on Jon's good graces, you're family to him. Bay in the day he would often get into fights with cats who didn't show the necessary respect, and he's known to one hell of a fighter. Some director even said when he was working with Jon that he could easily have been a pro boxer and probably win the World Championship. But Jon prefers to handle things without violence if he can.
>>220456362It's just such an obvious lie I refuse to believe anyone thinks it happened. This kind of shit would get him blacklisted. He did an interview once, maybe it was also rogan but he told this story that he ran into some russian gangsters who were beating up a hooker in broad day light on a crowded street and he intervined....only to get a warning from them. If a gangster has enough balls to beat the shit out of his whore in front of witnesses then they have enough balls to at least beat the shit out of some random americanski pussyboy actor. dude is just full of shit trying to sound cool. He's an actor and he should just lean into that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE9RuC-K_Q4
>>220456769>>220456783Holy shit, imagine running into Shia and Jon in a dark alley. Their short frames blocking your path, their eyes bulging from their swarthy faces. I'm not ashamed to admit I'd freakin drop my pants right there. Nope, not worth it. My butthole would suffer but I'd live another day...
>>220456783Only when he's around women and fags
>>220456783why did he start talking like a southern black guy years ago? youre from LA
>>220456829Jon ran with the mob back in the day, they wouldn't dare touch him.
For me? It’s Bernthalls dog Bam Bam. This dog is no joke. I worked at the local animal shelter in the rough side of D.C. a real strong Irish-Italian catholic working class kind of place. Now this dog when we brought him in was not your normal dog. As a puppy he was born in a pool of gasoline to a junkyard dog and survived only by drinking the blood of the rats he killed. No mommas milk for this pup, you see his own mom was shot defending its owner from a group of skinheads that tried to rob the junkyard. Unfortunately the mom and pop (real Irish-Italian catholic working class people) didn’t survive the incident so Bam Bam was on his own for most of his childhood. He used to wander the streets of D.C surviving anyways he could. He got picked up by a bad crowd who used him for underground dog fighting. Due to his hardcore nature the dog could finish any challenger in two bites BAM-BAM and the other dog was done for- that’s where he gets his name. They use to keep him locked in a metal cage that they would electrocute to get him all riled up before a fight, even slipped cocaine into his food so he’d be more aggressive. Well one day cops raided the compound and Bam Bam despite hating his owners they were still the only family he’d ever known, so the dog mauled 4 officers before they shot him 3 times and it still took a team to hold him down. Now this is where we got to meet Bam Bam. (1/2)
>>220456893Due to a city law and humane animal ordinance the cops had to drop him off at our shelter. A real mean SOB he didn’t get along with ANYONE. Fight other dogs, bite workers, intimidate potential adoptive parents it was a lost cause. We were sympathetic to his past but still the city laws required he be put down as he was a danger to the community. As the day came and we were getting the procedure ready we heard a loud SLAM, and guess who was standing in the door? No other than John “The Man” “Burn Local” Bernthall. I’ll never forget he came up and slapped the syringe out of our hands looked us in the eyes rubbed his temple and said, “Lemme ask you somethin’, you’re going to kill a Real One?” Stuttering and flustered we had no response as we tried to fumble our way into explaining the situation. Bernthall just shook his head and went over to the dog. Immediately the dog responded. Finally an alpha that could not only garner his respect but also a loving father figure and for the first time- a family. We shouted our hesitations as he opened the cage but one look from Bernthall and we froze. He just stroked the dog, nodded, and they both walked out, head high, shoulders back they walked into the sunset. A real Alexander and Bucephalus moment. (2/2)
why does this board have such an embarrassing obsession with this guy
>>220456911>pitbull>no leashBurn local means being a fucking retard.
>>220456926they hate him cuz they cant be him
>>220456926You freeze global, lame?
>>220456362probably wouldn't let the guy pull out or something
>>220456362I hope one day jon bernthal kills me so my life can finally have purpose, even just for a brief moment.
>>220456524That's Achilles to you.
>>220456362Can't stand that kike fucker. Ruins everything his big nose is in!
>>220456942Just because you dont have the cojones to command respect from a dog like Bernthal’s doesn’t mean that Jon doesn’t have the chutzpah to get it done. But if you’re ever tired of walking your little weeny doodle on its cuck rope; stop freezing and start burning- and for the love of God- keep it local.
>>220457099Jon loves his Bull more than anything
>>220457099Let me guess, this SHITHEAD had his pitbull off it's lease and it ran up to some kids barking and a concerned adult said something antisemtic in the dogs direction so Jon had to do something.
>>220456705There used to be...
>>220456362I worked with him in the convention business and he's an asshole. He loves to talk up and high five the Punisher fans but he's laughing at their nerd asses because he's a sportsbro.
>>220456926because his whole pretend tough guy act is funny
>>220456926Because it's fun to make fun of some upper class Jewish guy whose Dad was a surgeon who acts like a street tough from the Bronx
>>220457144>>220456829/tv/ is just angry because they know they could never defend their dogs honor.
>>220457202Why is it always jews pretending to be other people, usually working class, the Beastie Boys and that fool Mc Serch come to mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpAQ9w7ymMI
>>220457229>could have wentIs this PitbullWeekly.biz?
>>220456705This guy definitely has some dark secret.
>>220456398Yeah they casted the show really good like I could see him getting into a homicide
>>220457236Were the Beastie Boys not street?
>>220457296They were raised by their parents ...but grew up on da streets.
>>220456362I burned non-local right in front of him and he didn't do anything...
I'm so bored with this midget kike and look forward to him going the way of Pedro Pascal, all of the mystery meat cunts and all of Hollywood's toys they get bored and stop playing with.
>>220456362Honestly guys, we got kinda lucky. Imagine a world with Dark Bernthal… gives me chills just thinking about it.
>>220457349you look forward to him becoming gay?
I almost won the lottery once.
Lots of jealous people in this ITT thread. Jon evokes such a response because he's come from the bottom. They hate a winner.
>>220457259Retard or Master Baiter?And it’s puppytoob, actually.
>>220456362you can tell he's a tough guy because he wears combat boots for his photo sessions when grilling with his familyhe doesn't fuck around
>>220456362he looks like a more evil version of Ross Gellar
>damn Shia you're a real one for saying that dawg ive got a hat for you dawg keep beating women local
Burn Local
>>220457384Haha man I mean, I’m a SUPER straight dude. I’m large, bald, a massive beard, a chef, have tons of tattoos, and I punk rock it out to Five Finger Death Punch, what I mean is people are usually super scared of me when they see me at first. And even ME of all people can admit Jon is a FUCKING handsome man. And I’m saying this as a straight guy whose girlfriend has 3 kids.
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>>220457878Man.......
>>220456468>this guy IS a faggot compared to meI didn't know homosexuality is relative. In that case, you ARE a faggot compared to me, because I'm so straight. Much straighter than you. Fag.
For me, it’s simmering suburbanly.
>>220456673Not as uncommon as one would hope
>>220457566Oh, so THAT's what "Burzum" means.
>>220458138If you keep it real™ you don't optimise your fanfic for search aggregation B.
Be honest /v/ have you ever listened to Real Ones™ with Jon Bernthal?
>>220458253That's all I listen to as I patrol the streets on the look out for anyone spitting that hateful antisemtism. You feel me?
>>220456769>those earringshah, gay
>>220456401He's gonna burn you inside the local.
>>220456362So tired of this faggot fake tough guy jew. All it's going to take is one ass whooping in a street fight and his career is over.
>>220458253As a 6'5 bearded 350 lb dude covered in tattoos and piercings, it's all I listen to. It's not for everyone though, definitely not dudes with fragile masculinity that give small dick energy and ick vibes
>>220456769He's a schizo more than a "though guy"
>>220456386From anywhere
>>220456362I think I hate Bernthal more than I hate Pedro Pascal.No mean feat.
>>220456362jew jewenthal
>>220457229you just know...
>>220456362anons why does he burn the locals
>>220457566>wearing your own band's shirtI like varg but this is corny
>>220459468>be in a shitty band just starting out>make some shirts to sell>no one buys any>fuck it, mind as well wear themmakes sense to me
>>220456486the term is jigger anon, just like michael rapaport.
He had no choice but to become a tough as nails badass. How else would he survive the mean streets of Sidwell Friends School, the $150,000 per semester private school his rich DC lawyer dad paid for? Can you even imagine how rough and tumble you would have to be to survive when your classmates are vicious gangsters like Chelsea Clinton and the Obama daughters?
>>220459594AND HIS PARENTS HAD A REAL GOOD MARRIAGE
>>220459594You dork Jon B didn't attend the school he was teaching there. He taught them how to survive on the streets of Russia and how to survive cold winters sleeping outside like the badass he is. Dorks like you wouldn't understand that
>>220459536wasn't this photo taken while he was in prison? Burzum was already famous by then wasn't it?
>>220456769>>220456783unlike bernthal shia would actually swing at someoneand kill dogs
>>220456386Not me. I’m a chef by the way.
>>220457099bro got that Harald Glööckler look
>>220456386Nope I'm always caring shellfish on me to fight off any would be kike attackersHed get one shove and then be forced to just call me anti-Semitic I don't know how anyone survives in Brooklyn without pocket shellfish
HEY RIGS LE-hey, down here, RIGS, LEMME TELL YA SOMETH-
>>220460062didnt know he was so tall
Jon Bernthal and Steven Seagal cop flickFund it
I want a full break down on the genetics of these JewsThis is clearly an eastern European like Gyllenhaal who's Jewish only by conversion in the 1400sLike Seth Rogan is clearly real Jew but we can't keep pretending these are the same race
>>220456362>Burn Local circa 1200 BCE
>>220459732>lmao you have a non-ghetto name and a non-broken family>imagine!!KEK
>>220457236The biggest betrayal of my life was finding out Beastie Boys were jewish
>>220456386Kikes are physically inferior
>>220460999wait till you find out that's half the entertainment industry since the dawn of time
>>220460189Seagal lost his ability to sell these kinds of movies some 10-20 years ago. He can't act for shit nowadays.
>>220460062uhhh, 6'10'' bros...are we being targeted?
>>220456705Black kids and Vietnam fucking shits better watch their backs around Mark Wahlberg
>>220460189I would love a comfy cop buddy prequel movie set a couple years before the events of TWD starring Rick and Shane.
>raised in a blue collar catholic family>joins gang as a youth and gets caught up in the street life>judge gives him an ultimatum of jail or military service>joins the marine corps>becomes an elite delta force recon ranger>operates in the hottest of warzones>gets out>joins pmc>continues operating>runs security for various cartel leaders>briefly goes to prison and joins the aryan brotherhood (not racist)>decides to turn his life around>becomes a successful actor/life coach/youth counselor/podcaster>burns local>is a real one>keeps it gully>never naps>pitt daddy/tv/ will seethe and say this didn't happen but they're just haters who are jealous of Jon's success
>>220461363>look it up>it's realDamn just when i thought i couldn't respect him any more. Definitely wouldn't wanna get on his bad side
>>220456911I'm crying lmao
>>220457370>what happens when a shot caller never gets to call a shotI tremble at the thought
>>220456362He's a dork
>>220456893>>220456911Another excellent chapter in the continuining saga of The Real One.
>>220456439>"Hey you only gave me a 20 dollar bill! Its $46.25!"
you dorks Jon explained what Burn Local means if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Burn Local means you just keep it real because you’re a real one because you are real not because you try to be real but you’re a real one from day one and you keep it local (aka burn local) by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals in the same town you came up in never forgetting your past no matter what happens
>>220456401This anon sees you at a bar and says to you "Hey watch where you're going you fucking faggot!"Wat do?
>>220457192And all of 4chan's pretend tough guy act is funnier than that. >When a 4channer says the N word IRL
>>220460172dont believe his lies
>>220456619>even though he was two grades lower than mekek
>>220456619hahaha
>>220456362I freeze global
>>220456362John Bernthal sucks dick for cab fare then walks home because he's so respected in the streets.
>>220464629this anon is greenlit.
>>220456362Its the presence and physicality he brings to ever role. I almost go into a flight/fight response when I see him on screen.
>>220456362was it his agent?
>>220464629
>>220456705Current Hollywood? No. Hollywood of years of lore? Bronson.
>>220456401He would tear you a new one
>>220456362What a badass, he definitely burns local
>>220456769>the sneer of cold command
>>220457181That goes without saying that he's an asshole.
In the heart of a working-class hood, where cracked sidewalks tell stories of Sicily and Puerto Rico and Sunday dinners feed familias, there’s a code passed down like scripture, whispered in garages and barbershops: "Only real ones burn local."Jonny B knew the code. Southside born, Italian blood, Catholic raised. His momma lit candles for the Saints every Sunday, his pops came home with busted knuckles and calloused hands from the docks. He grew up with gravel in his voice and fire in his gut. No silver spoon—just family, faith, hard-work and hustle.Jonny B boxed his way up—scraps in church basements, golden gloves in dusty gyms. He worked days as a blue-collar, nights under streetlights, and Sundays in the pew, whispering “Ave Marias” with bruised ribs. Wore the same beat-up hoodie and steel-toes from his warehouse job to his sparring matches. Never folded. Never forgot where he came from.While the fakes chased clout and burned flashy imports, Jonny stayed humble, and loyal. Local cigars. Local joints. Local love. You wouldn’t catch him puffin' on some imported nonsense or reppin' brands that never gave back. He spent his paper at Sal’s Deli, hit up Gio’s Auto for tune-ups, and kept Mass on Sundays—even when his knuckles were busted and his ribs hurt from the ring. That’s how he spotted the fakes.They'd pull up in rentals, wear brands with no soul, knew nothing about respect. No roots. No story. You’d never see them eat with their hands, help an old lady cross the street, or light a candle for their nonno. They freezed global.Jonny didn’t have to say much. He’d just shake his head, puff slow on a local hand-rolled and say,“Only real ones burn local.” That’s how the OGs knew.Now he’s a quiet legend in the neighborhood. Still showing up and mentoring kids at the rec center, bringing cannolis to the old-timers and sliding a few extra bucks to the struggling single mom two doors down. No fame. No filters. Just respect earned in sweat and smoke.
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>>220456479Pardon me Richard, but I require a question to be answered by thee.
>>220461050not Burnthal, dudes an ex marine who grew up on the mean streets
>>220456911I wonder if he asks the dog if he can ask it something or if he rubs his scalp first, then the dog, then back to his scalp.
>>220456943They ate his anus because amos anus.
>>220456362In 2005, I fucked Jon Bernthal on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like “thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?” and “fucking fag I bet you can’t wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot”. I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. “Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy” he’d say “there’s no way you burn local.” I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Jon’s boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. “The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?” He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. “Fucking fag” he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Jon Bernthal on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.
>>220459983Kikes hate shellfish?
>>220456509Plugs
>>220460249>HEYO ODDYSEUS LEMME ASK U SUMTHIN, HOW YOU'G ONNA PROTEGH EM HUH??
>>220461363I can't believe he beat the shit out of his drill sergeant for not letting him sleep in on Saturday.
>>220456386Not me, I burn local we cool
>>220462805>When a 4channer says the N word IRLNiggardly Nigerien Nigerian Niggers, in Niger? A real niggers nigger.
>>220456382Aggememnon burns local? Coal, maybe
>>220456362I tired of you shills spamming threads of this manlet jew.
