chuddy thought it couldn't get worse
>>220457439jesus wept
i already wasnt going to watch it. i cant not watch it any farther!
If this is true, you gotta admint, it's pretty damn funny. The guy who rescued DC comics movies is doing this? Hilarious.
>>220457469of all of the things im never going to watch, im never going to watch this the most
it's in the jew nature to pull the rope until it snaps, it's their entire written history
>>220457531Troy 2007 was made by a Jew. Nolan is a goy
>>220457439nice
he got the approval of the Time, but at what price?
>>220457439Helen of DeTORYt.
>>220457945he's making a film to kill blockbuster format, by filming on film, a bunch of unwatchables, bravo nolan!
anglo golems should stick to their own mythology
>>220458163usa's mythology is the far west and italians told it better
>>220458197Nolan is British.
>>220457439shant be watching the nigger and tranny slop
>>220457945They're really pushing it so hard. You'd almost think he was a commie political candidate, like Kamala. What a fucking assclown. Dance monkey, dance!
>>220457439I thought nolan was above rage bait casting, but that seems like his goal for this movie.
>>220458338>still seething about a failed political candidate 16 months after victorylol
>>220458163>anglo mythologythere is none lol
Irrespective of woke vs anti-woke, I do think Nolan is due for a backlash. After a meteoric rise, people often want to see the fall to complete some insane narrative arc. The knives do seem to be out for him after Oppenheimer. Not to mention this looks like a very hollywood blockbuster of a classic greek myth. I think Nolan is flying too close to the sun like Icarus.
>>220458425>Beowulf>Arthurian legendsTwo off the top of my head
>>220458456>BeowulfGermanic>Arthurian legendsWelsh/Frenchall they have is Robin Hood
>>220458500If they (Angles) can't claim the Briton mythology of the Welsh then that makes them Germanic, which gives them claim to Beowulf and all other Germanic mythology. Pick one.
>>220457662same exact movies indeed disingenuous subhuman
>>220458539its more French than anything so nah
>>220457439>couldn't afford to pay two separate actresses
>>220458576We accept your defeat.
>>220457439cool
>>220458604>deleted post and reworded it to avoid the shamelol, lmao even
>>220457439But you SWORE to me woke is dead, /tv/
>Nolan's favorite Odyssey translation is by Emily WilsonYou guys really expected this to be good? It'll be good for a laugh like The Room was.
>>220458640>avoid shame lol, nah
>>220458605Dey Hea was probably too busy with other roles.
>>220458500>all they have is Robin Hoodthe proto-Commie
>>220458707wat?
she's a mythical being, the daughter of a literal god. She's not tied to any earthly ethnicity
>>220458598Faggot. You ignored that everyone is comparing the casting in Odyssey to Troy and saying kikes made this one intentionally gay. A goy faggot did that on his own
>>220458739
>>220458726>steals from the rich>gives to the poor
>>220458790ah yeah , yeah , you right its a gay story
I thought he was one of ours. What a fall for grace. Will be the biggest failure of his career.
>>220458785black panther is different. Them being black is a crucial part of their identity.No such thing with Helen. Thank you for picking this example to prove me right
It all ads up..he wasn't feeling "disdain for plebs" here, he was genuinely enjoying hip-hop. He just wasn't dancing
>>220458947>no, it's different because...reasons and arbitrary distinctionsLuckily, we all know you're not really a retarded libshit and this discussion is just for keks.
>>220459002so being black is not crucial for black panther? or for mlk, your other favorite example?
>>220459081being greek is not crucial for a greek princess
>>220457439It sounds like (((someone))) got into grandpa's ear and told that's totally what is "in".>>220458947Nice.
>>220457945it’s going to be like megaflopolis lol
>>220459120that's why i mentioned she's half goddess. She's a mythical being and thus no longer governed by the same geographical and historical rules
>>220457439Low IQ troon speak. Go be a kike elsewhere
>>220459209Gods would never be niggers. What a niggerish thing to say.
btw this is Septimius Sewer. The Ceasar of Rome who was depicted like that because he was tanned
>>220459272>has a gazillion baby mamasare you so sure?
>>220457945Chris Nolan movies feel really soulless and whenever he tried to be funny I get so mad I can't believe it. He doesn't seem like a human. His movies are like an aliens idea of how people act.
The movie will probably make 1.5 billion $ THOUGH
>>220458432I've always fucking hated his movies. They make me want to throw up.
>>220457469You're going to have to drink yourself so retarded that you don't even remember that the movie exists.
I have always said Nolan is a hack and always got called a contrarian by /tv/fags. I accept your apologies.
Clytemnestra used to be played by actual greek goddess Irene Pappas
>>220457946gj
>>220459382
>>220458947because literally all blacks have is race
>>220457439why don'thear me outwhy don't she play ALL THE ROLES?
>>220457439>because she is a woman, you pay her less>because she is a person of color, you pay her less>now she will play 2 characters and therefore you will pay less than 2 separate actorsuh, based greedy jew?
>>220457456for there were no more worlds to conquer...
I'm so tired of this shit. In fact, I'm not even going to worry about the fact that she's black for a second. This is supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world? Fuck off, there's like a 100+ other actresses you could have used before her.
>>220459480says the guy whining all over ithe nternet about a fictional woman from a fictional story not being white
>>220459590>hurr durr it's fiction so it doesn't matterI'm so tired of this rhetoric. It's bullshit and you know it. This is how you end up with a black snape now causing harry and his dad to be super fucking racist for no reason.
>>220459590it's real
>>220459335Not even fucking SuperMario Fanservice can do a billie anymore.
>Arthurian legends>Welsh/French
>>220459632it's real? Zeus fucked Leda and that's how Helena was conceived?
>>220459680if Oppenheimer did, this will definitely do it
>>220458338my White Dudes For Helen group will be buying blocks of tickets every day
>>220459716yes faggot
I won't be watching this slop. I'll make sure my family and friends don't either. I'll do my part. I'm done with anything leftoid leaning at all.
>>220458790>charity is le commiekys atheist
>>220457439What an odd hairpiece. Looks like a pile of poop snakes.
nolan was always trash, and all of /tv/ knows it our biggest meme was makibg fun of his shitty dialog in his mcu for midwits capeshit flicks.
>>220459822>wealth redistribution by force>charity
>>220459720Barbieheimer was a big meme though. People made it an event to see both movies.
>>220458790Commies only give to the poor in theory.
>>220459410TY(Thank You)
>>220457439>Helen and Agamemnon's wife are played by the same actressI'm sure that won't be confusing.
>>220458790The original stories were about overtaxation.
>>220458947>Them being blackBeing Wakandan, which is a nationality.
>>220457439>shoving 2015-tier culture war slop in our faces just to own the chuds while destroying your own legacy in the processCui bono?
>>220459406>Irene Pappas?more like Ineed Plapass
>>220459822That's not what charity means, commie.
>>220458947>Helen is fair haired, Helen is golden haired>Helen is the most beautiful woman in the world Yes Helen being white is crucial. never in all the years of known history she was ever a coal black woman, only in today clown world
>>220459311All his flicks are based on concepts, not characters. His most character driven movie was Oppenheimer and it was unwatchable.
>>220459822Terrible bait. Back to the bunker, troon
>>220458947Helen’s identity is being beautiful aka not black
>>220457439this movie is basically jews wet dream theyve been working on this kind of stuff for years now
>>220457478>the guy who rescued DC comicsby making worse batman movies than all of the ones that came before it?
They might as well have made the entire cast black. No White man is fighting for that shit.
>>220457439...and her sister CleoNigtra
>>220457478>rescuing DC He is the direct cause of the current superhero slop we got.Snyder saved it unironically
>>220458947Wakanda is a fictional place where as Greece is real. Nice try faggot
>>220461278>All his flicks are based on concepts, not characters.I noticed this a long time ago. He likes big concepts and doesn't do characters well, not that he does the concepts well either. Dunkirk was a bit of an exception though. I thought it was decent whereas I don't like his other movies. There, the characters just needed to be believable soldiers in a competently written story, so it worked.
>>220458947>black panther is different.there it is lmfao
>>220457439>Nyongo has to pull double duty because Nolan can't find the clytemnestra
>>220457439So, why did they skip Cannes? What scared them?
>>220461660Nice cope
>>220461475I mean, the oddysey is basically a proto-Exodus propaganda, and the Iliad advertises the imperialist conquest/occupation of neighbour countries, that's a big yikes for me
>>220461475The other offender:>“Be like Odysseus and embrace the long haul to liberation (and then take the Odyssey out of your curriculum because it’s trash).”>>"With b___ and j____, you lose
>>220458648LMAO. MAGA triumphalism in nov 2024 aging historically badly.
>>220462495>rising gas prices are a Good Thing™>I can't afford groceries, but at least we can say "Retard" in television and film now
Whatever. A movie like this needs to have some weird, possibly dumb, possibly subversive aspects to get people talking and have some cultural impact. It needs to be a mess, but an interesting one.Otherwise it risks going the way of all the more straightforward historical epics of the 2000s, which tried to replicate the critical and box office success of the fluke that was Gladiator, and mostly failed
>>220462717Being able to say retard again is a sort of defeminisation of the discourse at least. Now we should ban the word "incel" just to see how they would cope.
>>220462845>Now we should ban the word "incel" just to see how they would cope.Why do you care, anon?
>>220458707>>220458790He stole from the Tax man. He knew that taxation is theft.
>>220463587>Why do you care about the culture you live inNTA but what point are you making here
>>220457439She's hot enough so I don't care and it's an improvement over Gal Gadot and the like taking all the Greek roles.
>>220458790>caring about the richMoney needs to circulate, Shecklegruber.
>>220457945Being knighted for a mid movie like Oppenheimer clearly went straight to his head.Sir Nolan, you are a hack
>>220463718>hotGo get your eyesight checked. There are black women I freely admit they're hot, but this one looks like a half-starved street urchin.
>>220457945look at how smug he is with his negroes, jew-pandering and wokeness.
>black Helen>black, rapping bard>tranny Achilles>historically inaccurate aestheticsDead on arrival, never watching this garbageWe are truly in Hollywood's darkest era
Chuds going to seethe about this shit for years to come
>>220459311It’s to be expected from a guy that doesn’t have a phone or email or whatever the fuck it was
>>220463766That's right Jontavious, you're just stimulating the local economy and getting your owed reparations.
>>220463949and what race are you? oh right you won't say
I wish this pretentious hack had a social media account so I could send him some pictures expressing my anger.
>>220457439many will spew hate about it, then go watch it this needs to be the biggest movie boycott of all time
>>220459335this is athena pretending to be a slave girl
>>220464213>I’ve been found out.
>>220457439Why is a queen from Sparta black
Anglo's ruining another peoples cultural heritage episode 12441
>>220461475Of course they would, Odysseus encounters barbaric and savage monsters that are suppose to be a stand-in for non-Greek civilizations. It’s an inherently xenophobic work. And Odysseus sentences 12 of his own maids to death for fornicating with the suitors
>>220464346Why is Penelope’s cousin black, like so black there’s no way she could only be half black
>>220461660Batman and Robin is aids on screen.
>>220464367So do it yourself then you fucking whinersOh wait you can't because you produce nothing but just sit around and bitch
>>220457945
>>220464606who says it needs to be donewhat's wrong with reading the book>never trust Anglo's about anything historical
>>220457662>goys, jews don’t run hollyjew! He’s not following our biding at all! Heh hehenough bullshit Weinerstein, who the fuck do you think is buying your shit? Fucking kike
>>220457439What? It was Penelope (played by Anne Hathaway in this movie) who was Helen's sister.
>>220457439Nolan is compromised. All propaganda now, fuck him.
>>220458739>niggers are mythical beingsstop fagging up the board anon>>220458947he just has to be from africa, and anybody can live there, so it actually is MORE believable.again, take the penis out of your mouth before you post next time
Theyre just going to say the movie made a trillion dollars and that Trump was finally defeated despite the fact that Ill know absolutely nobody whos watched the movie
>>220457439Before the credits rolled i hated oppenhiemer and thought it was one of the worst movies he's ever made. Felt like the way he made films shifted with Oppenhimer because fucking hell
>>220464797lol illiterate
>>220464731>Why can't we just do it the way we did it for the last two thousand years?This is why your countries are broke shitholes
>>220457439THE FLOPYSSEY
>>220457439Woke is backchuds lost foreverlove and tolerance always win in the end :)
>>220458947>No such thing with Helengotta be bait
oh lawd dem trojans
>>220465011You'll p[reach tolerance until everything you love is gone.
where is my hall of cost film where jews genocide whites
>>220458678Dey Hea up in dat horse.
>>220457439>Helen doesn't even appear in The Odyssey>mfw I don't even anymore
>>220457662wolfgang peterson is german not a yid. nolan, an anglo, is a transgentile.
>>220465848You know at least half an hour of the runtime is flashbacks to the Illiad
>>220457439>Black person gets an Oscar for playing siblingsI strain to God if this happens again
>>220464750calm down, woke right
>>220466080*Swear to God*East keyboard update gets worse.
>>220465848She does. Telemachus visits Helen and Menelaus.
>>220466104everyone knows what you meant in fact it was funnier before. why you guys think your posts are SO FUCKING IMPORTANT you need to fix your typos with a second post I'll never understand
The shitposting is going to be amazing.
>>220457945>Caring about Time magazine in 2026.
>>220457439weren't the troons on here saying the leaks were fake and making fun of le chuds for getting ragebaited so easilywhat's the new script now
movie looks like it was purposely made to inflame and stoke the culture war, remember don't talk about, don't go to see it, do nothing and win
>>220466177Fuck. Literally forgot.
>>2204574392 characters means 2 paychecks assuming she has a half decent agent, and with how quickly she started getting fame she definitely has a decent agent. so she's likely making much more than some of the male leads while also taking a job from another potential actress of color. oh I forgot, it's fine when they do it.
>>220466664I was wondering why they would include that in a 2 hour movie when so much has to be cut to make way for the cool parts.
>>220457439I'm going to have AI make her White and beautiful Fuck you, Chris
you are just being mad at someone who follows the damn rules
I want to watch Greek television so I can see their opinion on the matter
>>220464606dude Anglos invented NEGRO WORSHIP so fuck off
>>220458432People have been shitting up his ass for years
>>220466603its now "its fiction anyway, why do you care"
Lot of chud fragility on display here
>>220459382im gonna have to break my sobriety but its worth it
>>220467624
>>220458197usa's mythology is niggers, jews, and buying shoes
>>220468239
>>220457439Reminder that this Clytemnestra (1977) is unbeatable
>>220458456>>Arthurian legendsJapan has that covered
Nolan has always been very overrated.
>>220457502Who even cares at this point? I hope they sunk a billion dollars into this.
>>220466603tranny Page being Achilles is fake but the negress was obviously Helen from the start, no?
>>220464650why is he talking like this is the first woke raceswap movie ever made lol
