Pic rel is Markiplier, a content creator on YouTube who achieved a lot of success on the big screen with his Movie “Iron Lung”https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Lung_(film)It came out on January 30th of this yearThis movie was based on David Szymanski's game of the same name “Iron Lung”>The lore of Iron Lung centers on a dystopian future where an event called the "Quiet Rapture" caused all stars and habitable planets to disappear, leaving humanity to survive in space. In this new reality, a group called the Consolidation of Iron (COI) uses a barbaric program called "Conviction Realization" to sentence criminals to explore anomalies. The protagonist is a convict sent to pilot the malfunctioning submarine, the "Iron Lung," into a "blood ocean" on an uncharted moon to document potential resources, a mission that is likely a death sentence>The premise of the horror game Iron Lung is that you are a convict piloting a tiny, sealed submarine through an ocean of blood on an otherwise barren alien moonThe movie cost him $3 million and has made $51 million so far as of early May (As seen in the wiki page linked above)That means the movie made a 17 TIMES RETURN, which is insane We are entering a gold age, lads
By all accounts, I have heard nothing but good things about this film too.Here was the trailer:https://youtu.be/IaEtA56pd_w
Never watched this guy, what is his appeal?
No. I'm not proud or ashamed of things other people do because I'm not retarded.
>>220458772>>220458811always crazy to me that there are marketers on /tv/
>>220458821He is an og youtuber who has fans that watched him as children a decade ago and continue to watch him as an adultHe also has tons of new babby fans every day tooHe has the same approach as pic rel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cr1TiKaLHe is an og youtuber too and has been efamous since he was like 13 years old. He’s like 33 nowbut pic rel hasn’t made a movie, so he is inferior
>>220458865Why would you think that
>>220458821Teenage white girls and early adults find his asian dick incredibly handsome and prefer him over white men. I mean this unironically, every video he top comment is some girl squirting over the keyboard typing Mark is so handsome with his voice that reminds her of chocolate or some bullshit. That is his appeal, white women love him.
>>220458828You’re just numb, which is worse
The main issue with Hollywood is driven by investors. They don't want small budget movies, they want massively bloated big budget movies that will never make their money back.
>>220458926He has a tragic backstory thoughHis dad was a US soldier who died of cancer. Mark was there on his last day when he was a teenagerHis last words to him were “I’m so proud of you” before he passed on later that dayHis dad never got to see him peak, or make this movie The truth is, people like him because he’s down to earth
>>220458891Isn't that guy a midget who said that age of consent should be 18+ because children arent mentally developed and then in the same breath said "gender affirming care" for kids is fine?
>>220458772>>220458811calm down
>>220458772Where the fuck is the movie?Is this just not getting released outside of the cinema?
>>220458975Idk about thatI’m about the same age as that eceleb and i remember tons of my friends in highschool would force his vids on me. He would make tons of vulgar content and I recall the one vid I watched with a group being if how he had sex with a high school gf of his and accidentally pissed all over her, and how she didn’t mind at allA chick in my friend group who watched with us said >he must be really hot or something if that’s trueLater on he did his face reveal and that same chick was like >yup, knew it. He is hot
>>220458975he's the same retard that said children can consent while claiming he doesn't support paedophiliathat's what happen to someone with zero original thoughts that can only parrot mainstream worldview
>>220459011I’m not madYou are weird
>>220458821Le heckin wholesome chungus wungus guy that yells at scary games
>>220458927No, I just feel pride and shame for my own actions. Do you think the options are to live vicariously through others or be numb?
>>220459025I aint reading all that shit nigga but here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFTccbHFees
>>220458891I dont get this guys appeal at all. He just repeats popular opinions when they are safe to sayRegardless, I am jealous of him. Imagine being super rich and having a bunch of hot women lust after you for being bland and mid. He must be the one version of himself in the multiverse that won
>>220458926why do you type cuck shit like a fucking indian?
>>220458975>Isn't that guy a midgetHe made fun of an incel crying about his height saying >I'M LE HECKIN OKAY BEING SHORT BRO! Almost as if being a multimillionaire helps you cope with being short. Women will still fuck you because of the status. Of course that incel is bitter, HE HAS FUCKING NOTHING. People listen to these out of touch retards and think they're one of them. Death to them and their faggot followers.
>>220459085You don’t have to, and I won’t be watching all that either
>>220458865>how dare you like things
>>220458772what happened to that chris stuckman movie?
>>220459080That’s great, you’re not the only person here though
Why does Gen Alpha think some youtuber invented independent film?
>>220458970Why do you know and cars so much about the personal life of a millionaire that doesn't care or even thinks about you?You care more about this YouTuber than about your parents, how pathetic and worthless as a person can you be?
>>220458772Meh. I prefer his brother's work.
>>220458772>shit made by a bunch of inexperienced amateurs>fanbase pretended it to be good because le independentliterally just consume A24, it's the exact same trash
The only Eceleb I like is caseoh He is the greatest son of the southThe only person from Arkansas who will ever make a difference
>>220458772There are 0 talented ecelebs
Anyone else remember when BoxOfficeMojo didn't update box office numbers and he tried to amass his group of severely autistic faggots to attack said site.He really did a great job proving why nobody wants to take chances with people like him.
>>220459178Because he’s making a difference in cinemaIt is in the opI’m surprised you’re confused But then again I think you just the little guy in favor of capeslop
>>220459186The Backrooms film does look like it’s going to be good, to be fair
>>220459150Never said I was.
>>220459328Sweet, thanks for stopping by anyways
>>220459113High chance that it is one
>>220459195>yo chat DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT>vine boom sound>oh my gawd chat oh gawd i cant believe you>*identifies every burger from every fast food chain*>chat i mean come on....>*screams and runs away in a slop horror UE5 game*>naw chat naw... chat... this aint right...EVERY streamer is fucking embarrassing, not entertaining and actually retarded (pretty much every streamer is a high school dropout). You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>220459402onlyusemeblade is a true streamer
>>220459152Bruh. Gen A is fucking COOKED broThis has nothing to do with the thread, but more with your post brother.Some coworker of mine who works part time at the front desk just told me that at her other public school teacher job, some guys and girls at the middle school started rapping on the hallways and the chicks sang>im based>im epic>im redpilled, im redpilledIn the backdrop as the guys said>this beat go hard yall we out here>we here to provide all the gibsThey were all Indian kids btwThey learned this shit from the Internet and X
>>220459402>vine boom soundYou must be like 42 years old and on your second divorceHoly shit, there is no fucking way a real person made this post
>>220458772>>220458811Lol this is a straight up ad. It's not even pretending to be a real post. All it's missing is a jingle and a disclaimer.>BOY have I heard good things about Product(tm), brought to you by Producer. It just so happens that you can check out Product(tm) at this link!
>>220459178I don't know fuck all about him, and have seen very little of his content, but it seems to me that there are worse role models for aimless children out there. A positive thinking guy who doesn't subsist on controversy or hot-takes seems like it should be the standard.
>>220459528Why would you think thatThis is a board for films and showsDo you pay attention to what you do
>>220459101It's because mediocre whites need a medicore leader to tell them how to feel about things. If you're a not a medicore white or an Indian then you can think for yourself and don't need a good saar to explain to you why a movie or online drama was good or bad
I liked it
>>220459101Streamers have replaced TV for the people that watch them, I don't think ever questioning their like for them is ever an issue because of this reason.I can almost assure you that 90% of this movie's audience have not seen a movie in theaters outside of this one for years and still haven't been back. They don't watch anything else, streamers take up 100% of their media viewing.
>>220459558Just try typing it like a regular poster next time instead of copy pasting it from the press kit, Mark.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>220459708You’re schizo, wtf Why are you calling others fake when this is your response? Lmao
>>220459717This isnt offtopic, it's an advertisement that's begging for views.
>>220459759You don’t watch movies, so that makes no sense
>>220458772A golden age of what? He has nearly 40m subs who are mostly kids. It was never going to lose money.
>>220459789>>220458891>>220458926>/pol/tards keep insisting birth rates are declining>yet these observations exist/pol/ Btfo yet again
>>220458828You've never been proud of your kid, or proud of a student if you were ever a mentor of some sort? Even proud of a friend, a brother?
>>220459475>all Indian kids>on XThey must hate themselves desu
>>220459855Most Indians hate other Indians more than anyone else doesI have a theory that a lot of the India hate shit is other kinds of Indians (Pakistanis, or indians who are false flagging to look like pathetic victims, etc) larping as white peopleKinda like how Indians will larp as whites or isrealis to bash arabsThey’re so prone to deception that they can’t even keep track of themselves
>>220458891Thank god Mark just stuck to gaming, not even a hater but I just don’t have the energy to keep finding daily things to get upset about on twitter, twitch drama, or politics
