What is it?>Eurovision is a political and socioeconomic nationalist battle & the world’s largest, most popular, and gayest song/music competition attracting more than 160m viewers, larger than the Super Bowl.
sounds gay as fuck, won't be watching
>EUROvision>israel is there for some reason
>>220460002Israel is there for kino.They were hated 2 years ago.They were despised last year.This year they might legit get merked live.
First for TJD
Which country has the cutest singer this year?
wooooo eurovision 2026 is now
i once saw a yurovision clip of sweden getting pointsthey cut to the singer, a black man, with a dude dancing behind him with the israeli flag
LEEEEEEEEEEET'S GOO
We should send Olivia to represent America in the Eurovision
>>220460156Ukraine
wtf?
>remember what Europe used to be like
fuck yeah its EUROVISION
BOOBA
guess i'm voting for 10
>>220460181She's Mexican.
damn this is bad
Wtf is this “music”. Greek flags explain yourselves
>>220460674Sorry
>Ireland is showing the Eurovision Father Ted episode instead of Eurovision this year
>>220460710It lasts like half an hour, What are they doing for the rest of it?
>>220459972sounds gay as fuck, I'll be watching
Vamos israel
>>220460710Spain are boycotting it too, and they are one of the Big Five who basically fund the whole contest. The organisers might have to cut back on security to protect the Israeli entry. So far, at least three songs have been worryingly similar to the UK’s entry. We entered it joking about how wild and wacky it was, and every other country has had the exact same idea.
it was yurovision that gave the world Riverdance in the 90sit wasn't even an entry; just the opening performance piece. no-one remembers who even actually won that year or the song itself
Israel needs to win for the maximum butthurt of redditors, it was so close last year.
>>220460811Still no Love Love Peace Peace though
italians are such a bizarre people
any cutie on the level of last year's german lass?
>big 4kek
>>220460710>>220460802Why are they boycotting it, is there some gay euro drama behind the scenes or did they not make the cut this year?
SUOMI PERKELE
Heavy favorite now. Finalnd to Winland
ig ill just watch the final dont see the point in these semis
>>220461010It's literally cuz Israel
>>220461010pissrael
>>220461010because of Isr*el
>>220461032more revenue for the channels broadcasting it
>>220460871they massively manipulate votes though
>>220461035>>220461038>>220461043Ok that's kinda based, Israel should never have been included in the first place
>>220461010Israel are not only starving babies to death and destroying statues of Jesus in Lebanon, but they have also been openly rigging the contest for the past few years. So far, Sweden and Finland have had the best songs. Slavs and communists are getting dabbed on by snow people.
This sounds like the kind of song that wins in recent years. Should be popular enough with both audience and jury.
Looks Albanian
>>220461069They better do a better job at buying off the judges this year then.
Monte Negro Tranny
>>220461101It’s the black and red colour scheme. The Satanism also makes it look a bit Icelandic.
>>220461126see >>220461101
>>220461010didn't hear anything about mine or any country boycotting it but if we are I imagine its indeed due to Israelthough I recall them saying similar stuff the last few yrs over the gaza thing and it didn't result in anyone outright boycotting the event from what I remember; tho I wasn't paying much or any attention so idk for sure
time for estonian stacies
>>220459939the entire thing is fixed, has been since the beginning. everybody in europe knows its fixed. it's just a politics show with awful music where the judges vote on which country has been the best bootlicker that year. the music is irrelevant to the judges scoring, its purely political
>>220461126
best song so far
>>220461148>tfw I'm not a drummer in a band with three Estonian cutiesWhy even live, bros?
this shit happening live rn? is it on youtube or what? might watch for the lulz
>>220461168only Ukraine in 2022 was obviously political, and the public voted for them too because it was a time of actual popular support for the country
This sounds like a generic anime opening from the 00s, but in esl english
>too epicholy based
too ebin to be true :D
boo israelboo
Here (((they))) come!
go Israel go
>fake_crowd_noise.mp3
i wish i wasn't french ;_;
ALLAHU AKBAR
hot jewesses on my tv screen alert
Am I seeing things or part of the crowd turned their backs on the stage
>>220461231I'm shitalian and I wish I were French desu
>>220461190nope. britfag here. we were voted last for about 20 years in a row, not because we had the worst music, fuck no, have you SEEN estonia, but because europe hates us and still does. also ireland magically finished top 3 every year. its all political. it may not be so obvious now i dont know, but back in the 90's it was a joke. UK scores: "nil pwa" "nil pwa" "nil pwa" across the board lol
>Audible crowd chanting and booing during Israel’s songHe should have Noam Bettan than to sing a song that starts quietly lmao
>>220461255yeah kek
Thread theme rnhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sQxgcwcy0TU&pp=ygUYbXkgbXVtIGRpZWQgaW4gdGhlIGhvbGx5
>>220461263Didn't UK have some good results in recent years?
>>220461263This is absolute bollocks. We have won it more times than almost any other country, and our song has never once been my favourite. How many UK Eurovision entries do you remember?
fuck sake. clicked on the yt stream during the israel entry just in the hopes of some shit going down and I missed itnow the german song is on and the bird can't even sing
>Singing in front of burning Twin Towers You wouldn’t get this staging in the Americavision Song Contest
Half of me knows the wrong song won this year.
>>220461341UK last won it in 1997, before that it was 1981. thats twice in nearly 50 years.ireland won it in 1992, 1993, 1994, 1996.
No way EBU doesn't rig the jury vote for literally anyone besides Israel to win. Hosting next year in Tel Aviv (I'm sure the Israeli shit-stirrers would even suggest Jerusalem) would be such a shitshow.
>>220461263You were 2nd in 2022, you guys just keep sending mediocre snoozefests while your talented artists don't want to go.
Best thing Germany birthed after the fall of the Berlin Wall is kdrkitten.
Jewish tranny slopaganda
now this is a good song
>>220461422... as i said during the 90's it was clearly political. now you have trannies winning it because they're trannies. its changed to woke politics now. the right wing are the new enemy. any right-wing singers will finish bottom.
>>220461434Fuck now I want the kikes to win just for that shitshow alone, would be fucking hilarious
finnbros we will win this year
Why is a robot here
I was young att but I recall israel winning one yr in the 90s with a tranny act like 15-20 yrs before the conchita freak with the beard
Is this allowed?
First kino of the night.
israel = europerussia = not europebelarus = not europehow does this happen?do these niggers even know who wrote Scheherazade
movies for this feel
>>220461602I robot
I listen to foreign Yuro music all year round, not just for Eurovision, and Lithuania’s music is often really good. Why are their Eurovision entries always so weird?
>>220461580it's a political show. that being said, russia should be nuked
>>220461602
>>220461616Ukraine too
>>220461580australia = europe
>>220461644True
>>220461602Dune (1984)
>>220461637nah, ukraine are the good guys in this thing, but must apologize to poland an denounce bandera
why is 1 out of 2 tracks is shitty eurodance
>>220461614its deliberately camp/OTT as thats the spirit of the competition. its just stock music similar to the shit they make for supermarkets and elevators etc
WTH, is that really Boy George?
>>220461684first time watching eurovision?
Is that the actual Boy George?
>>220461691i watch it every year and ask the question every year, it's not like eurodance tracks are winning, its like we're locked in a shitty version of the 2000s forever
>>220461690>>220461697yup, he was born and raised in San Marino
>>220461580Belarus have been banned for decades because they kept cheating. They kept entering political songs about how the Belarusian regime is great, and they tried to bribe the judges at least one year (from memory, I believe the song was Like It by Zena Kupriyanovich, which is annoying because I think I paid to vote for that song anyway).
>>220461719Just like Flo Rida
>boy George>look inside>it's a guy in his 60sok
>>220461684>Why are so many songs amazing?If you don’t like it, that’s fine, but don’t act surprised when I love it.
>>220461725>it was real in my head because i cannot comprehend freedomidk man belarus whitest country on earth i went there for 2 weeks on a business trip and have not seen single non white person it was almost surreal experience but i understand how faggotvision would be offended by that
>>220461580>>220461644It's pretty loosely based on actual european geography, it's more about european broadcasting area but they can also invite anyone they want to which seems to be the case for australia.
>>220461725is belarus even a fully-fledged officially recognised (by anyone other than russia) nation?
KURGAN
spooky
>>220461808no only vukraine is real fairy tale nation and other nations that had been there for XYZ years do not count slava ukraina
>>220461661>ukraine are the good guys in this thingthe US have been arming ukranian gangs to commit terrorist attacks around eastern ukraine for decades, why? because donbas, kharkiv etc are pro-russian and want to rejoin russia. putin started a war to stop the terror attacks. the people of donbas ASKED putin for help, just like iranians asked trump for help.you have no clue what you are talking about. protip: the news is lying to you. read a book.
>>220461881no, that never happened. this is russian fantasy. russia invaded for ukraine's resources and warm water port
>held at Wiener Stadthalle in Vienna, AustriaWeiner?Ahahaha wow can't make this shit up
>>220461808Yes. I have even seen people joke that if Putin gets killed after all his army is destroyed in Ukraine, Belarus might invade Russia and Lukashenko would be president of all of it.
>>220461942>war has not been on going there for 10+ yearslol what a nigger
what happened to the german entry?
>>220461989yes, and for 10 years russia has been a terrorist regime, sending its people to cause disruption in eastern ukraine. i don't know why you debate this, putin admitted to it already
>>220462029ok bro nafo troon central is this way >>>/k/
>>220462022You don't vote for them, they've got a wild card
>>220462043everyone hates you russian faggots, there's not a conspiracy here. everyone. hates. you
Man, German and Austrian humour is painful to watch.
>>220462069ok brotake it here >>>/k/
>>220461684> why they make euro dance songs in a contest called Eurovision
>>220462051dumb. why waste time performing it prior to the main event when they'll presumably be performing it again?
>throwing the cunny around like a doll
>>220459939Oh shit. I thought this was over. Saw one a couple of years ago with /int/ and /mu/. Very comfy. Lots of shitposting fun.
>>220461743more like Man George am I right
>>220462125Practice makes perfect! And Germany often do terribly in Eurovision. All the big countries that fund it enter dreadful songs most years. Spain are really bad every single year.
assume theres a 30 or wtv second delay incase some terror shit or even some random accident shit goes down and they need to cut away? especially the last few yrs with everything going down
SEXO with the cute Austrian tv host(the girl, not the twink)
never been toppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
F in the chat for Wolfgang Heichel, one of 6 representers of Germany in 1979.
>>220462172I saw in that Eurovision movie by Will Ferrel that some countries send shit songs so they won't have to host next year because of the insane cost. I wonder if it's actually true.
This is some disturbing symbolism
that greek entry is clearly just trying to go tiktok viral
>>220462224Eurovision has always been satanic.
>>220462152Boy Georgian era (1714-1837)
I'm confident these will be the countries that won't qualify Croatia Portugal Georgia Montenegro Estonia
>>220462224wtf
>>220462223It 100% is true. Some countries have openly admitted to it, usually in the year they’re hosting it because they can’t afford to host it two years in a row.
>>220462243>>220460292
oh fuck I'd forgotten about jedward
>>220462208F
>>220462223Of course. Always has been, why do you think places like Georgia or Armenia always send ugly songs that aren't even meme worthy
>>220462223that was the underlying plot of a father ted episode years before that will farrell POS was alluding to it
But it’s easy to know the difference between Austria and Australia. I say this, but of course Swaziland literally changed its name to Eswatini because people kept thinking it was Switzerland, so perhaps people are just retarded.
>>220460292my gf got in a Instagram comment section fight with this cunt last year, true story
why they didn't mention the austrian painter?
>>220462585They didn’t mention Jozef Fritzl either. If only Austria had any other celebrities!
>>220462224>disturbingThis. I'm literally shaking, sharting and balding rn incelbros. To make matters worse, the phantom pain in my mutilated-at-birth penis just came back.
hell yeah finland is in
((they)) got in ...
I hope San Marino and Lithuania make it.
>>220462223Not for decades, it was a legit thing in the 90s but now the host country gets a bag of cash from Eurovision to host it to stop that happening.
They’ve lost their connection to the results lmao
>>220462731The robot's in.
>>220462772So very based. I didn’t like the song, but the contest needs a couple of songs that are deliberately and explicitly weird.
>>220462270
>>220459939Just skimmed through the songs and I gotta say, this year is really weak, even for Eurovision standards.I'm also embarassed by our song.t.bulkgarian>>220461602Mildly kino
>>220461602Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>220462207It was cool but Moneskin have had the best post-eurovision career so far
>>220463433>Who are ABBA?
>>220461506I'm still mad Käärijä didn't win in 2023
>>220463721at least we got this kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGsL8hA-1rE
NOOOOO i forgot to post in this thread while watching it
Shit like this is why amerimutts are laughing at us...
>>220459939>Eurovision gets 160+ reps on tv.The board has become a fag bar.I guess the site is approaching the old yeller stage anyways. It was fun at times.
>>220464108it's just entertrainment bruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8KohALo8zM
>>220463748They came, kicked everyone’s ass and their countries didn’t have to foot the hosting bill.
>>220464001
>>220464720the fuck is this but i still doubt it its as gay as eurovision
>>220463433Go_A do pretty well
>>220459939Deltas going to win she's a national treasure. Would be like us doing John Farnham in the 90s ezpz win for us
>>220461111Israel doesn't need to buy judges. They'll just threaten to call them antisemitic.
>British isles
