>"I'll admit I'm not as well stacked as Sophia Loren or Gina Lollo-whatever-her-name is, but there is more to sex appeal than a top-heavy bust or well-rounded bottom.">Gina Lollo-whatever-her-name isKek. Was she right here? I didn't know Audrey Hepburn had this kind of side to her.
>>220462092she is straight up the most perfect woman who has ever lived. everything she said was right.fuck those bimbo eyetalian whores
>"t-t-theres more to it than big tits and a nice ass!"the things chestlets say. unreal
>>220462092This was written by ChatGPT.
>>220462164look at those teeth
>>220462092Interesting if it's genuine.One point worth noting is that she was thin and frail partly because she starved almost to death during childhood. That might have made her slightly less repentent about being a bit aggressive on occasion.
I'm more of an Ingrid Bergman kind of guy
>>220462092I think Audrey was very pretty in her 20s and 30s, but she didn't age very well. Also she was unironicaly a teenage prostitute for nazi officers. She says in her memoire she "danced" for them but I ain't believing that shit. I know how strippers really make money.
>>220462092>Sophia Loren or Gina Lollo-whatever-her-name isNo offence to them, but most people in 2026 don't even know who Sophia Loren and Gina Lollobrigida are, yet Audrey is still a household name. She's still referenced a FUCK TON even at the Met Gala last week and very much relevant in pop culture. Her beauty is timeless.
Anime solved the question decades ago.
She had pretty large feet, Size 10 1/2 shoes. I love big feet. Julie Newmar also had large feet, Size 10 1/2 as well.
>>220462239She was actually chubby after WW2, she was a binge eater so had a pretty bad relationship with food likely as a result from the Dutch winter famine (covered in A Bridge Too Far) but that's not why she was skinny. Here she is in 1948 at an audition for a play in London looking thicc
Audrey invented the Manic Pixie Dream GirlAnd her statement is objectively correct. Women gain a lot of points on the scale if they can pull off the Quirk Chungus thing.
>>220462092Sex appeal is not the only appeal a woman has.
>>220462264>but she didn't age very wellLooked it up out of curiosity, could not disagree more. If my gf looked like this at 25 then like that when we're 60 then I'd be a very happy man
>>220462457>Audrey invented the Manic Pixie Dream GirlNo she didn't. The MPDG dates back to the 1930s with Katharine Hepburn in Bringing Up Baby often cited as the first true example
>>220462537no one looks at that and thinks "yep that's the origin of the manic pixie dream girl", anon
>>220462457What a kino time, imagine that being the new consumer technology instead of 3D TVs and fake AI.
>>220462615Only people who know something about film, which you apparently don't
>>220462092based Stacy
>>220462092It kinda sounds like cope but she's right, some women just have an ineffable female aura that sets them above the rest. When they're really good it's infused in all of their movements and mannerisms.
tl;dr
>>220462662>3D TVI bet you 10 bucks there is someone IN THIS THREAD memed to buy one. What a stupid tosser lfmao
>>220462092based Audrey auramogging every Stacy in the room.
>>220462092does she know she's just really pretty?
feet
>>220462830What a whore.
>>220462925
>>220462164JAV teeth
>>220462245I liked his movies, the one with the chess player
>>220462804she went to a party full of Sophia Loren and Gina Lollobrigida Stacy's (curvy (actual curvy not fat like it's used today) sex symbols at the time) did a little experiment for fun, made it obvious to the men that she was there alone and they all flocked to her from the Stacy's, despite her being flat af
>>220462830it sounds like she learned how to release sex pheromones.
>>220462092>>220462092Women are ridiculous. Yeah, I am still attractive even though I don't have huge tits. Just walk across the floor and look like a Hollywood actress and dress like one. They're all pay attention to you and validate you! Imagine needing to psy-op yourself into confidence just to justify desired attention in when other people are in the same room.
>>220462092>>220462164>>220462318zoomers will twist it in a way like that she looked and acted like a young girl and because all men were pedos in hollywood that's why she was so successful
>>220463047This was after she split from her husband Mel Ferrer (not officially) who had been cheating on her, manipulating her, was jealous of her success and tried to use it against her, so again it was a men making a woman crazy. It's ALWAYS a man's fault.
>>220462996>Audrey Flatbum
>>220463153what a FUCKING retard
>>220462092Her tit envy is funny. >erm ackchully i am high class and there’s more to it than big tits blah blah blah
>>220462092>flatty posts her 15 paragraph dairy entry on why flats are actually as sexy as titcowslmao, no
>>220462164>she is straight up the most perfect woman who has ever livedAgreed >>220463508She had class, unlike some...
>>220463318>>erm ackchully i am high class and there’s more to it than big tits blah blah blahI mean, she's not wrong.
>>220464095yeah there's more to it, like big feet
>>220464136That's a fairly small amount of foot for an average sized woman I'd say?
>>220464136do you know in Charade there's a part where Cary Grant is massaging her feet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KnFCYdPZRM
>>220463153>>220463227She cheated on him, openly, for years. Straight up just living with other men for extended periods. Or am I thinking of the other Hepburn?
>>220462092>I couldnt get the same attention as big titty big ass bitches so I was a massive whore to compensate
>>220464294That's Kat.
>>220463508When they can't compete, they start coping. Honestly, I've never heard of Gina Lollobrigada before until this thread but after looking her up it's clear she absolutely mogs Audrey Hepburn. Her coping only served to immortalize the women she was coping over.
>>220462830Literally sounds like she acted like an easy dumb bimbo
>>220462830>my husband wasn't there so it was okaywhat
>>220462092I'm not really sure what her little story proves. There's no shortage of male gold diggers, either. This on top of men being horndogs that'll bang anything that moves.
>big boobs>big buttEw, gay>big feet>big noseAWOOGA
>>220464352theres a reason why modern women idolize her
I love both Audrey Hepburn and Sophia Loren: They are both really pretty. Audrey has more grace and refinement, Sophia has more glamour and passion. I'd be happy to share my life with either of them and i've watched a bunch of their movies and they are both screen stealing presences
>>220464384
>>220462830this is her account btw, so imagine what a women thinks in her head she's being like in social situations, now imagine the reality
>>220464384Is this how low value men cope? By discarding conventional markers of attractiveness and fixating on weird ones?
>>220464664I don't know about big noses, kinda weird, but big feet are kino, assuming they are long and slender and not wide or malformed. Audrey's are certainly nice
>>220464710Footfags continue to baffle me. I would have guessed they liked small feminine feet
>>220464664>By discarding conventional markers of attractiveness and fixating on weird ones?So boobs and ass are "conventional markers of attractiveness" but face isn't? You're fucking retarded. She was flat but she also carried herself really well and most agree she's one of the most beautiful women ever, of course that's going to be valued over dime a dozen whore with big tits
>>220464780Small is fine too, there is such a thing as too small however as they can be too wide with stubby toes. Shape and vascularity are far more important than size. Personally I like them big because big feet can smother your entire face and create a mask of feet trapping you under them, so they are better for smothering.
>>220464847I really didn't want to know
someone use ai to make her a bimbo
>>220462318people still watch and enjoy her moviesMost millennials and younger, for example, only know Marilyn Monroe for being the most overrated mid prostitute in history
>>220462996>picayyy lmao
>>220462092On one hand I get her, on the other her outlook has destroyed so many actresses by skewering beauty standards too much toward scarecrow mode.
>>220462092>When you hold your hand out to a man, and just as you are about to touch him, you think to yourself. "I'm all woman. I'm all woman" And when your hand touches his--pow! Your feelings are supercharged across to him.Is this really how women think? Will this work for me if I think 'I'm all man. I'm all man'?
>>220465018It works even better because women are more attracted to confidence
>>220464975>people still watch and enjoy her moviesThis. I watched Roman Holiday on vacation with my gf, that shit had me almost crying. When she was asked which was her favorite place to visit in her palace or whatever and she says "they were all good in their own ways... Rome/ By all means, Rome." and she looks at Joe and then the scenes after that fucking GOT me. We've since watched Sabrina and Funny Face, she's great in those but the men are just laughably miscast. If you actually watch her movies you can really see why she was SO beloved and it's not just because of her fashion or looks, her mannerisms and way she puts emphasis on certain words etc are just insanely attractive it's kinda hard to take your eyes off her
Barely related to the thread, but Man Of U.N.C.L.E. did a superb homage of 1960s swag, and Alicia Vikander played a beautiful recreation of the Audrey Hepburn pixie style.
>>220465018probably works if you're her male equivalent (very attractive but also very insecure)
>>220465128For me it's still Debicki
>>220465128completely mogged by Debicki in that film
>>220462092>Was she right here?Yes. She radiated femininity that suggested kindness, pureness, and nurturing. That is far more powerful then the big titty and big ass women that inspire lust alone. Most women don't understand that and think that inspiring lust, like a whore, is prefferred, then they wonder why they keep getting pumped and dumped.
>>220465018Honestly, probably Women respond shockingly well to confidence. Not enough to save you if you're an uggo, but enough to tip the scales if you're average
>>220463153>It's ALWAYS a man's fault.Accountability is like kyrptonite to women.
>>220463318>Her tit envy is funny.EVERY woman has tit envy anon.
>>220463508>as sexy as titcowsThere's more to being a woman than just being sexy, anon. That was her point, and she was right.
>>220462092she actually had perfectly nice tits in War and Peace, she just didn't show them off regularly
>>220465534that's the dress doing work, she was flat. but that's ok.
>>220462092That ugly cunt has negative sex appeal
>>220465569Ugly? You seem lost? you must've replied to the wrong thread.
i'm trans. how do i skinwalk this beautiful woman?
>>220462092If you can watch Roman Holiday, Breakfast at Tiffany's, How To Steal A Million, and then 2 For the Road without falling in love with her then you aren't a man.
shes right but im taking a fat dumper and jugs
I wonder if her bad teeth had encouraged her to keep her mouth shut more often which in turn would have increased her appeal as a woman.
>>220462092She wasn’t just gorgeous she was telepathic too? Goddamn, what a woman.
>>220462092>I didn't know Audrey Hepburn had this kind of side to her.her most famous role is literally playing a whore
>>220464352greetings from k.
she knows whats up. sean connery was blasting her butthole big time
>>220466504What the fuck does that even mean. How does that make her "know whats up."
>>220462264maybe she only gave them handjobs?>>220462615aesthetic pic>>220462164she has some seriously creepy demonic ahh energy here, not cool man
>>220463508>>220463318those horizontal fish lips that are too low and that wide chin, she looks too russianpure slavshit ugliness, broski
>>220466586Obviously you’ve never gotten your butthole blasted by Sean Connery
>>220463508ugh gross lmao she looks so bad after looking at audrey this whole threadshe looks like a sloppy miss piggy compared to audrey
>>220464335>Gina Lollobrigadathose italian titcows were something else, manlook up Debora Caprioglio too imagine being balls deep in the pulsating pussy of an italian titcow while you look her in the eyespurefuckingkino
>>220466656isn't that a bit gay?
>>220466713do you know about Monica Roccaforte? She's a legend
>>220466736There’s a price to be paid for everything. Oden had to give an eye to drink from the fountain of wisdom.
>>220462164>she is straight up the most perfect woman who has ever livedJennifer Connelly>
>>220462977my fav her pic
>>220466841Jennifer Connelly is a delicious woman. Perfect hips, tits, ass and she's cute too despite being a greedy noseberg. She has yummy mammaries because jewesses need to nourish many hungry little Shlomos.
>>220466809Awooga
>>220462181This. Pure cope.
>>220465234>>220465267Based choice, too, she was stunning.Debicki was the Catherine Deneuve for Vikander's Audrey Hepburn.Guy Ritchie definitely cooked with the cast, just sheer elegance and grace with her girlbosses.
Cult theatre director and writer Keralino Sandorovich who is also the frontman of cult band Uchoten, made a song for his waifu Audrey back in 1991https://youtu.be/SB26v_ugTQc?si=31EP_0SSkrDoxqxy
>>220462092>Was she right here? I didn't know Audrey Hepburn had this kind of side to her.She didn't. She was a classy lady and would never have made that type of comment for publication. >>220462230And badly written at that. "Stacked" was not a term at the time she supposedly said that, and anyone who uses that word would not then dial back to "top-heavy bust or well-rounded bottom" rather says tits and ass. AI writing sucks ass. I see it in my students' work every term.
>>220462230>>220467709
>you shouldn't ogle a man, no real man likes thatbrainlet tier advice. its hot when women can't help themselves.
>>220462092cope. never liked this twig
her career was based partly on the fact she loved getting her slim-hipped tiny ass split like firewood...she had as big a reputation for getting buggered as Nancy Reagan did as a throat GOAT
>>220462092reminds me of when joanna newsom randomly went after lady gaga
>>220468578you're saying she was a Weinstein girl before the Weinstein.
>>220462092jealous whore
>>220465267she used to be so pretty but with each passing year she looks more and more like that sansa girl
>>220465977>>220465534anorexia was never sexy and never will be
>>220462092>I didn't know Audrey Hepburn had this kind of side to her.I'm skeptical. Some of her biographers quote this clipping, but it reads like something her press agent would write, not the actress herself.
>>220468798All chestlets are constantly seething in jealousy. The journalist who got this quote interviewed her on a bad day.
>>220462164poverty vivien leigh
>>220464136Those are certainly a nice thing for a woman to have, yes.
>>220468579That was just jealousy and she didn't even try to hide it. I mean I get it, you work all your life to make unique indie folk music and don't get any recognition, and suddenly this overdramatic theater kid pops out of nowhere and is crowned the queen of "weird and unconventional" music by normies, even though her music is pretty mainstream when you look past the fancy production and funny outfits she wears in the music videos. But in hindsight, she just came off as bitter and it was a bad look.
>>220462181Big or small tits both have their appeal. As do the ones in the middle that don’t stand out either way. A flatchest with AA cups is sexy. F and E cups are sexy. So are A through DD. They all have their pros and cons, different, valid appeals. A nice ass, is absolutely a necessity. I don’t mean big (although, that’s my strongly held preference.) I mean there needs to be an hourglass shape to the lower body, the right ratio resulting in flared hips, a noticeable widening at the bum, leading down to a slight flare at the very top of the thighs. An overall soft roundness to the glutes. For men who enjoy smaller bums and thinner legs, that hip measurement can be very lean, but the waist needs to be in the correct proportions to swoop in above it. If not, no perfect breasts, no absolutely gorgeous face or stunning eyes can rescue the overall package. In total silhouette is her beauty, or lack thereof revealed.
>>220462092she cute
>>220469396This man understands life.
>>220462457>>220462537>>220462615Read all these with interest. Personally I doubt it's anything like so much an actress's creation as it's that of cynical studio executive types.
>>220467709>"Stacked" was not a term at the time
>>220462830She was vabbing
>>220462979Kek
Any man want to shake my hand
>>220462502PLUS she was a heavy smoker and didn't eat
>>220462092>>Gina Lollo-whatever-her-name isShe in any good movies?
>>220462164Lmao it says on her wiki that her parents worked for the British Union of Fascists and got to meet uncle Adolf.
>>220465128>>220462457I dont know where this pixie girl invention is coming from, she was always known as a gamine, and it is the genus from which the pixie looks springs from.
>>220466384I'm pretty sure she had one or two capped right before my fair lady
>>220462615jesus christ she's so beautiful it hurts
>>220462977*chair clattering**repeated slamming of chair on ground until every piece snaps off*
>>220469443It was invented by Howard Hawks, Dudley Nichols and Hagar Wilde.
>>220462092She was talking about her minge.
>>220462830What she doesn't mention is it was a german party and she let rip a loud stanky brap.
>>220464464Every women is an expression unto femininity itself, and every man can't help but find interest in noticing those many expressions in whatever ways they may present.
I once (briefly) dated a girl who had that kind of seductive pseudo-60s look to herI also, unrelated, also went to a lot of weddings of big families in rented halls with lots of little rooms for people to disperse to and do their own thingso basically this scene of flirting by playing some impromptu game of sliding things across the floor with a slightly inebriated adult woman causes me intense feelings of bittersweet nostalgia angstthanks for reading my blog
>>220462264>I know how strippers really make money.Well then you're wiser than everyone in my family anon. Everyone thinks my aunt is a "dancer" in Vegas and one time I got tired of the euphemisms so I suggested they were being naive and that she's really a whore (in not as crass terminology). Well they all got pissed at me and tried to tell me I'm crazy. Meanwhile I literally know because I witnessed what her "career" is.
>>220471871You watched your aunt strip?
>>220471871Fake worldliness. Plenty of strippers don't engage in prostitution, and Vegas is one of the few cities in the country where there are musical theater performances being regularly put on.
>>220471892She babysat me when we visited and she had a "visitor" over when it was just me and then while I watched Dragonball in the other room. Now she's on some sugar daddy shit.
>>220462264If she banged anyone during the war it was swarthy American troops
>>220471939Your aunt sounds cool can I get her number
>>220471927>Fake worldlinessShe literally had a BPD meltdown one Christmas and cried about ruining her life by doing sex work. My family chooses to memoryhole this
>>220462318that's only because she's anglo btw
Who's her modern day equivalent? I'm thinking of her, but she's way less popular than Hepburn used to be
>>220472011There is no modern equivalent to classic movie stars. Movie stars in the traditional sense simply don't exist anymore.The glamour and illusion of being larger than life is ruined when you have paparazzi taking photos of them in flip flops and yoga pants getting snacks at the 7-11. Also movies just suck now so there's that. The last old school "movie star" is Tom Cruise and when he goes that's it
>>220471981Very weird to leave out that part the first way you told the story
>>220471702I need a middle aged Italian woman in my life
>>220472072What living with a family that constantly lies to each other does to a mf
>>220462830she used her jewish ben gesserit powers to get all the chads
>>220472011Rachel Zegler
>>220472490lollmao
>>220462092>Was she right here?Yes and no. Bring well stacked as a woman will let you have an advantage by default. It's not the only way a woman can be attractive but it helps.
>>220472490Ew
>>220466654she's Italian
>>220462164While I generally prefer brunettes, Grace Kelly was cuter
>>220472514>>220472573Gain taste
>>220472011I don't think she's "irreproducible" by any means, it's just that the individual actress who might actually merit that description hasn't fetched up yet.(Also Roon's a strong talent who shouldn't waste her time attempting to emulate somebody else).>>220472145Jesus Christ that's hot.
>>220472059>The last old school "movie star" is Tom Cruise
>>220472681No counterargument? Then I accept his proposition. Sad to see no defense could be proffered.
>>220472696You're right to be so defensively catty, anon.
>>220472620lollmao
>>220472744And yet, still no argument is forthcoming.
>>220472620>>220472490Based
>>220462092Out of the three I'd go for Audrey every single time.The others are the low class trash choice.
>>220472011If you're referring to looks alone, Keyra Knightley has a similar gazelle-like build and similar cheekbones-chin-nose proportions.
>>220473160That's a really, really nice picture of her. As you were.
Whether you prefer Audrey to titcows or bundabitches is honestly an IQ test. Audrey is/was peak woman.
>>220462264>Also she was unironicaly a teenage prostitute for nazi officers. She says in her memoire she "danced" for them but I ain't believing that shit1. She never wrote a memoir2. She held ballet recitals to fundraise for the underground resistance, those in Nazi occupied areas disrupting Nazi operations with sabotage etc.
>>220472011Lily Collins
>>220473595
>>220465267There are few people who wouldn't get mogged by Debicki
>>220462164People like her because she's the pioneer of moeblob hebeslop looks, and we know that hebefags are the most annoying people on earth with their stupid man-like taste on woman Normal and high IQ men loves the like of sophia loren and claudia cardinale, or even monroe because they have developed an actual taste for woman with adult personality aside from ripe and defined body - not some playful preteen looking blob
>>220473669>underground resistanceAh yes, the famed French "Resistance", known for such daring feats as: sleeping with German soldiers; shaving the heads of women who slept with German soldiers.
>>220472059>>220472059>The glamour and illusion of being larger than life is ruined when you have paparazzi taking photos of them in flip flops and yoga pants getting snacks at the 7-11.Audrey was literally the first celebrity to be followed by paparazzi, here are pics while she was walking her dog taken by Elio Sorci, the first paparazzo. Taken in 1959 before La Dolce Vita (where the term paparazzi comes from) was even filmed
>>220468503t. not a real man
>>220473029>Out of the three I'd go for Audrey every single time.Because you're a subhuman angloid.>Muh low classItalians will always be superior to anglo untermensch
>>220462164Not even in the top 100
>>220473814She lived in Arnhem, Netherlands during the war, not France. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_resistanceShe even has a square named after her in Arnhem: https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburnplein
>>220473595sticc chads rise uphttps://youtu.be/uhZbyB2knkk
>>220473777You talk like some autistic schizo, wow. There's no way people could tolerate the presence of someone that acts like you do.
>>220471529You talk like a faggot
>>220474272>>220474299need a hug buddy?
>>220462092she made a fucking Nun's outfit look good, that takes authentic beauty that "sex appeal" could never do.
>>220474857Nun's outfits are always sexy, they have a chaste, classy quality to them that just makes me diamonds. Literally put any woman in a nun outfit (authentic, not some fake sexy halloween bullshit) and it increases her score out of ten by at least 2
>>220474857>date was 9/11spooky
>>220462164there are plenty of more attractive young women but feminism is a nihilistic hateful jewish scourge
>>220474003They kiked your brain up real good
