Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone was released twenty five years ago.
>>220462255It's philosophers stone you absolute melt.
>>220462255Bitch looks like she's about to pull a werthers hard candy out of her purse
>>220462296hes american. not his fault. they didn't think americans would know what a philosopher was so they changed the name to sorcerer
>>220462344Fuck off, those are good.
>if only you knew how bad things really were
>>220462347>sorcererBrits think this is a guy that shows up at parties and balances fine china
>>220462296Nobody gives a fuck what brits think
>>220462255Goddamn she has aged like milk
>>220462386 A philosopher is just a sorcerer who can’t cast spells so he writes a 600 page book about why the spell wouldn’t have worked anyway. at least “sorcerer” sounds like he actually does something besides argue in a candlelit basement about tea taxes and metaphysics
>>220462403your president was sucking prince charles' wrinkled dick not so long ago. remember your place, amerifag.
>>220462255I've seen her tits
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's StoneHarry Potter and the Room of SecretsHarry Potter and the Inmate of AzkabanHarry Potter and the Cup of FireHarry Potter and the Firebird ClubHarry Potter and the Mixed-race PrinceHarry Potter and the Dark RelicsWhat were the burgers thinking with these titles?
did she ever fucking apologize? if not she deserves whatever fate may befall her
>>220462347It's more about the specific mythic substance. Brits generally knew what the philosopher's stone was, in other fantasy fiction, and the title made them think of alchemy. Americans didn't know what that was, so the title just seemed old-fashioned or boring and a turn-off for children
>>220462477those leaks were crazy. they tried to deny it for weeks lol
>>220462648Her fully uncovered tits were disappointing looking. Not really crazy, in that sense.
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>>220462670ohh no, there were nude leaks from when she was younger. like 17. she was in the bath taking nude selfies, and posing in front of a mirror. her PR tried to deny it was her. anons matched the moles on her neck and some clothing
>>220462688Even Ching Chong? I thought Asians stayed hot until 50.
>>220462648>they tried to deny it for weeks lolBest Emma aged pretty well, comparatively - they cannot deny that
>>220462723Being a raging leftist all your life does that to you
>>220462688>all now crazy marxist man-hating cuntshow does it always happen to women?
>>220462723She looks like she took the bog pill. Shame. Many such cases.
>>220462688>even the chink Grim Bottom right looks fine desu but she had to open an of
>average 35yo british rose
>>220462688>>220462723>>220462801Those "recent" ones are cherry picked to be as unflattering as possible. She looks fine imo. Growing her hair out again helped
>>220462688Bottom right would look fine with a little makeup. But yea, the rest are rough
>>220462844>Growing her hair out again helpedAs does a pound of makeup & air brushing
>>220462844>he looks fine when caked with 10 pounds of makeup, retouched and photoshopped in a photoshoot
>>220462773the "After" images all look like feminist liberals
>>220462875>>220462882The "before" pics from during the movies here >>220462688 are all with makeup and from photoshoots too. Try to be more scientific about this
>>220462754Absolute Emma Goddess.
>>220462837UP IN THE CLUB
>>220462754based bestest emma poster
>>220462255>picrelIt's so over
>>220462688Luna could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
>>220462372how many times did he do her?
>>220462477Wait, where?
>>220462754Imagine Best Emma making this face while she inserts her biggest butt plug in your ass.>Look, I'll use more lube the next time, alright? Now start crying, bitch!
>>220463436that was her prime too. not too skinny. she looked great with short hair. i bet harvey had a blast.
>>220462754Sorry champ. There's a new Best Emma in town.
>>220462255Too much yachting without sunscreen innit. Also guessing she went vegan. The lack of protein leads to poor collagen levels
>>220463513My Emma would beat up your Emma.
>>220462688c-c-c-c-combo breaker
>>220463436Yes
>>220462255this thread is probably made by the creepy ass faggots on /gif/ that make ai porn of the same exact five women over and over and over and over again, niggers you are insane, kill yourselves
>>220463513snood aint on best emmas level bro
>>220463436>toward the end of Harry Potter and at the height of her popularity as Hermione >she somehow can't get the role in a smaller biographical drama film like uhhhh... My Week with Marilyn... without sucking or fucking Harv Yeah that sounds so plausible. I'm gonna say zero times
>>220463513Snood wouldn't even know how to beat me up and rape me properly.
>>220463632people on /gif/ make ai porn of these people?well what the fuck am i doing here!!!! fuck you faggots im outta here
Damn, she looks like shit.
Is she supposed to look bad in this photo?I don't get it.
>>220463632What a specifically odd thing to say.
>>220463653Never judge a book by its cover.
>>220463678Too much tanning and alcohol will do that to a woman.
>36>Still no kids
I dunno why people say she looks ugly now. I'm the same age as her and she looks great compared to other women around my age.
>>220462255I freak out every time I remember I'm the same age as her.
She traded her childhood for fortune and fame.
>>220462255NOOO PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY DICK GRANDMA
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>>220462688JESUS CHRIST
>>220462688>professional promotional shots with neutral expressions vs random cherry picked shots with their face contorted that make them look bad.deceiver
>>220463513why is this absolute freakazoid missing a chin?
>>220463436As many times as he wanted and not a single instance less than.
>>220462723bongchink genes are different than regular chink genes
>>220462814>but she had to open an ofIIRC she just brushes her hair there or something, nothing even remotely lewd.
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>>220465849men just keep winning
>>220462538>“Harry Potter!” erupted Dumbledore, his voice a multi layered cacophony, “Did you conspire with both the Half Blood Prince and the Order of the Phoenix to use the Deathly Hallows to descend down into the Chamber of Secrets, avoiding the deadly Prisoner of Azkaban, to collect the Sorceror’s Stone, which you then deposited into the most sacred Goblet of Fiyah? Because, if you did, I’ll hospitalise you, and it will only be 80 points for Gryffindor I’m afraid.” >“Actually, professor, it was originally called the Philosopher’s Stone.”>Dumbledore eyes stopped twinkling as they narrowed into hateful slits behind his half moon glasses. He craned his neck and howled like a werewolf towards the enchanted sky of the Great Hall. The pillars holding the sky up trembled under the raw force of the wizened warlock’s mighty elemental rage. >Stretching his legs, Dumbledore strode forward towards Harry and front snap kicked him in the sternum, permanently shattering the bones and caving them deeper into his chest, a thousand tiny painful shards as permanent reminders of the boy’s ten thousand sins. >Both of them were gasping now, as Dumbledore leaned over the hateful little conspirator, jamming his wand firmly against the boy’s temple. >“I’m only going to ask this once” he said, calmly “Were the Pyramids of Furmat involved in any way?”>Harry looked up, blood leaking from his mouth. A grim smile twisted itself across his pale face. >“Actually professor , that’s a common misconception. You see…”>There was a blinding flash of green light, and the boy who lived saw no more.
>>220466462And he was a good friend. Used to grow tangerines with him in burma
>>220466512Do you happen to know what size those tangerines were?
>>220465849so... you're saying we should turn gay?
>>220466548>“Turn? No, Harry my boy, I am saying we have all been gay all along” said Professor Dumbledore, his eyes twinkling behind his half moon glasses. >“But Professor Dumbledore, I like girls. Like Ginny, and Cho.”>“No no no no no Harry my boy, it’s far too for that. In this the year of our Lord twenty twenty six? Women are all pozzed whores who only want to eat hot chip, lie, be performatively bisexual, and practice hypergamy. And you never even broke the five and a half feet barrier. It was over for you before it began. There’s only one way you’ll ever make love now, and that’s wrapped tight around my girthy wand. Now hold still, I want to show you true magic!” >The magical walls of Dumbledore’s office silenced all of Harry’s pathetic screams and whimpers. For long hours he suffered face pressed down on that table, inches from Dumbledore’s most precious knick knacks. Praying that his body wouldn’t betray him with an orgasm, and finally seal his conversion into a gay.>But we can’t always have what we want.
>>220462255emmabros, it's joever
>>220462688We dodged a bullet, imagine having to deal with these walled roasties the rest of your life or even worse, lose hslf your salary on them.
>wouldn't wear prosthetic buckteethfine.>stopped crimping her hair for the sequelsstuck-up diva bitch. (yes, children are capable of making decisions, including poor ones.)the five seconds of poetry-reading they showed of the new brown girl = more Hermione than this woman ever was.
>>220462255>Sorcerer's Stonelol
>>220462403.... he says in a thread about a british novel series, that he went out of his way to open up, read, and reply to.
>>220467060What exactly is funny about that? It is a stone, made by a sorcerer, used for the purpose of sorcery, before it was given to the greatest sorcerer in the world so he could safeguard it from the most wicked sorceror in the world, who intended to use it to resurrect himself and bring down a dark age of sorcery upon the world. It is a sorcerer’s stone. What, are you going to claim Flamel was a philosopher? That he tried to work out the meaning of life? That his magical stone somehow helps elucidate as such? No. It is a glittering ruby the size of a fist that brings forth a magical elixir that renders the drinker immortal. There’s only one word for such an arcane artifact. Sorcery. Clearly the American publishers took pity on an impoverished single mother’s first draft, and went through and proofread it. Who knows how many other errors they caught but we never became aware of?
Imagine seeing your childhood crush up close but she's 30hag years old :-^(
>>220467232Imagine? I don’t have to imagine. As soon as I run into her, I will experience it, full throttle.I promise you, when we were both 17, she was absolutely perfect. The most beautiful woman who ever walked this Earth. Even parts of her you wouldn’t think of normally, like her collarbone, or her upper arms, were worth dying for. But she saw nothing of value in me.
>>220465849how do i do this? im approaching my 30s and still look like the left
>>220467232id still kiss her on the mouth if you know what i mean
>>220462255>>220462296>Harry Potter and the Sorcererhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxvvdRKqAy8
>>220462688>Had crush on Hermione and Luna>look 20yrs older than meSuch is the fate of looking 17 at 34
I cannot imagine hating women so much I crawl through hundreds of photos of celebrities to find the least flattering ones to pretend to think notably beautiful women are unattractive.
>>220462255I could have saved her but it's too late now, for both of us...
>>220467573>I cannot imagine hating women so much .....Give it time.
>>220463436>Harvest'dHe was the gate that kept ugly bitches out
>>220462370this. idk why werthers are so hated. they're fuckin delicious.
>>220463634Am I the only one who'd do the milf beside her, like damn
>>220466730MILF(Mummy I'd like to fugg)
>>220462403>Nobody gives a fuck what brits think
>>220467343Just have confidence
>>220467792People use "sherbert" in Chicago for sorbet
>>220462347>>220462386>>220462437All three of these posts made me kek
>>220462403>he said in the English language americunts are so retarded. lol
>>220463436She begged him to use her.
>>220464281>eek, one of the poors touched me, i won't feel clean for a week
>>220463678She has "PlayStation 1 Face", she's going low-poly.
>>220462255Harvey won
>>220469178Somehow i only ever saw 2 pictures of her with this hair. It's so sexy
>>220462255>people get oldzoomers are the first generation in all history of humankind to make mass suicides when all they turn 40, lol.
>>220464041She looks like she's spanked Jenna Ortega and triumphantly conquered her.
>>220467792>euros
>>220462255Aging is very upsetting.
>>220469523Right? The sexiest she's ever looked is the night she sold her soul (pussy) to Big Bad HarvVery kafkaesque
>>220467792Do americans really?
>>220462754Perfection.
>>220464135she was 18 in 2008
>>220471012feet
>>220467343Why would you want to look like an old faggot in your 30s?
>>220467508>Such is the fate of looking 17 at 34I'm disappointed no one has posted the appropriate webms.
>>220462255*Philosophers
>>220462344She has a face like a German politician.
>>220462670The beach ones were pretty bad; it was far past her prime.The bathub ones that happened years ago though, they were pretty sweet.
>>220462789Feminism, especially in the UK, which is one of the most feminised countries.
The new Hermione will grow up to be ugly, right? At least the new Ron looks okay.
>>220462688Bottom right reminds me of the chick from Magic School Bus. I would plap every hole relentlessly.
>>220462688Ginny looks gorgeous.
>>220462255Damn Ella Hollywood looks like THAT!?. Is this what being blacklisted looks like?
>>220462403>britsThe entire rest of the god damn planet you freaks
>>220462403>hur durThe inventor was French, however
