>it's a Truman misinterprets a coworker's sympathy as flirting and stalks her online profiles for years episode
>it's a Truman drinks 3 bottles of tequila and shits all over his couch while sleeping it off episode
Memes aside how can you tell if a chick is into you or just being nice?
>>220463291if you're a 10 she's into you, if you're sub 10 she's just being nice
>>220463291For some women there just is no difference, they're that socially retarded. Social skills aren't as important for women for obvious reasons
>>220463291Look in the mirror
>>220463291Women make it clear when they're into you, so if you're confused it means they're not.
>>220463648
>>220463291just admit to her that you're not good at this and ask her if she's into you and no hard feelings if she's not (except you know that there will be a lot of secretly crying if she's not)
>>220463592>incel proceeds to complain about women treating him like dirt when they're not interested
>>220463705Sis...
>>220463705You will never be a woman. Simping for whores on a bulgarian miak forum isn't going to make them accept you as one of them. Nor will it get you a crumb of pussy, "Lilith."
>>220463648No, they usually send thought waves at the guys they like and then get upset when they’re not received and take it as rejection.
>>220463648No they don't. It depends highly on the environment and your own behavior. They usually only get really flirtatious if you're an actual 10, or you start to be flirtatious yourself and they happen to like you. Initially you'll just get body language stuff (playing with their hair a lot, strong eye contact, maybe touching your arm, etc.) and subtle compliments. But pretty much all of it can be written off as just being nice or that they act the same way for everyone. They expect guys to take the risk of getting rejected.
>truman contemplates on hiring a prostitute for sex at 30 episode
>It's a Truman plays off a coworkers obsessed advances for months and now the females are calling him gay
The only thing I can attest to is my own success. Back when I was single, if I was attracted to a chick I would simply engage in conversation and if she seemed receptive enough I'd just write my number down and give it to her.You really have to be in the mindset to be confident enough to leave a number and absolutely not give a shit if they dont call/text back.
>>220463705I love women and everything about them. The fact is that they are socially retarded compared to men, and that's fine
>>220463648Not even remotely true unless we're talking ONS pick-ups at a club/bar.
>>220463291Normie telepathy
>>220463648Actual virgin
>>220463899based autist
>>220463860Is there a reason why Truman won’t consider it? The writers clearly want it to go in that direction if it’s been in the script for months
>>220463954>Truman just got out of a relationship & is early in sobriety episode
>>220463291You ask her out
>it's another "Truman sees a bunch of advice for getting a gf that involves a wide social circle that he never built in his early years">Truman spends the rest of the day wanting to curl into a ball in the dark trying to think of how to start a social life at 30 when all of his interests are solitary>eventually just beats his meat and browses 4chanwhen are the writers going to resolve this arc? It was interesting at first, but it really is dragging on too long
>>220463954>implying the second he reciprocates they won't turn and laugh at him for thinking they actually liked himFirst time watching the show?
>>220464164hurts so bad btw it never gets better. ever.
>>220464164Only an actual autist wouldn't realise she's being super nice to him here as almost a form of pity.
>>220464309it wouldn't even be pity in a real life situation, it would just be good tip-getting strategy to strike up a rapport with customers
>It's a "Truman wakes up, boots up a video game, closes the video game, doomscrolls the news for a few hours, tries to play a video game again, stops immediately, then goes for a nap" episode.This is how he spends all of his days off. Maybe it'd be more interesting if he worked every day?
>>220463291Persistence in her niceness and trying to talk to you, physical touch (shoulders, arms, hand, etc.) slightly awkward behavior from her when you're around, that gut feeling that her and her girlfriends might have been talking about you, prolonged eye contact, smiles, etc. A girl just being nice feels as fake and hollow as two girls pretending to like one another but secretly hating eachother.At the end of the day youre gonna have to confirm the feelings by being direct with her anyway. Asking her out, asking if she likes you, however you go about it.
>>220464517Start an onlyfans, bro. Let's see that butthole!
>>220464517You forgot the multiple gooning sessions but yeah thats basically all that Truman does when not at work.
>>220463764>No, they usually send thought waves at the guys they like and then get upset when they’re not received and take it as rejection.This lol
>>220464517>the arc where Truman seemed relatively stable externally, but lacked a true goddamn reason to be ambitious or productive, and then he spiraled into complete dysfunctionWhy do the producers keep returning to this? The first few times were enough, right?
What's his endgame?
>It's a "Truman keeps having violent fantasies about killing people, and he keeps escaping into them more and more, and for pettier and pettier reasons" episodeIs Truman a psycho?
>>220464146You just gotta have a sort of "fuck it" attitude. Dont act like your life depends on this girl liking you. Even if youre praying for her to like you dont show it, and respond with a "oh well, on to the next" mentality if you get rejected. Not caring is the only way to defeat a woman who probably cares too much about everything.
>>220463262>it's a Truman jokes with the married woman at work about a mislabeled package (her first name, his last name) and she says "it's like I'm YOUR wife" and now he regrets not absolutely wrecking that household for a crumb of mom pussy
>>220463370The truth nuke none of us wanted, but that we all needed. I don’t know exactly what number I am, but I damn well know it’s in the single digits.
>it's a Truman realizes 10 years too late that his step-sister was attracted to him and they probably could have fooled around episode
>>220464658Have you seen the episode where Truman watches a TV show, movie, or documentary about a serial killer and for the next several days can't stop thinking about becoming a serial killer? Shame that the episode always ends with him forgetting about it, would be a great shake up!
>>220464766No, but I've seen several episodes where Truman watches one of those interrogation videos. He keeps sympathizing with suspects.
>>220464662>that storyline when Truman adopted the "fuck it" attitude so deeply, he accidentally unironically became aromantic/asexual>Truman still occasionally masturbates out of boredom and jokes around "tfw no gf" on Oriental forums, but now that he's in his late 30s, he genuinely is uninterested in female companionshipI think being nonchalant or aloof only works if someone is attractive. Otherwise, it's a one-way ticket to isolation.
>Truman can't tell if he's imagining it or if almost every woman he encounters is into him and is giving him IOIs>Too socially retarded and cowardly to find out
>>220464763>It's a "Truman's computer breaks down, so his sister lends him a PC" episode>A few days later, his sister tells him not to look at her photos>He immediately looks for them out of curiosity>It's full of her nudes, masturbation videos, home-made porn and pics of her in bondage gearDid you think less of Truman when he downloaded them on his HDD? I have.
>it’s a truman watches the truman movie episode >he’s popping popcorn look at him go!
>>220464807The "fuck it" mentality should've been for getting rejected, not relationships altogether. You still gotta try and find a gf. You're right though attractive guys dont need to try.
>>220463262>>220463291Question: if a woman refers to you as “kid” ever in a conversation does that mean she’s subconsciously dismissing you as a potential romantic partner?
>it's a Truman smugly views the other Truman meme thread that isn't as funny episode
>>220464844unfortunately, yes
>>220464844Not necessarily, need more context. Has she ever called other people kids? Was she being cheeky and playful when she said it? Is she actually older than you?
>>220464821>IOIsTruman should cool it with the Redpill shit, because that PUA lingo is going to make him seem creepy>>220464822Truman should stop making up stories for his online friends
>>220464874I don’t remember exactly what she said but I was in a certain situation and later she was describing it back to me and referring to me in the third person, like: “some kid comes along”.
>It's a Truman still lives with his mom at 35 and can't maintain eye contact while talking to strangers episode
>>220464962this but Truman only fails to maintain eye contact with people he internally perceives who mog him
>>220464920Then yeah she doesnt like you like that.
>>220465009Felt that way, also it was the first time I went out of my way to approach her, a coworker, with her not knowing what I’d say (it was just a question about that situation). “Kid” came up quickly which is why it felt so dismissive.
>>220464164I was looking for this for a long time, even AI gaslit me into thinking I was misremembering it being nicolas cage
>>220463291Dunno, never had one
>it’s a truman episode where he just stares into the camera for an hour straight
if she calls you dude she may as well be calling you an old creep btw
>we spent all of Truman's formative years convincing him he was capable of being a successful human being because he had a good enough memory to skate through high school>now make adult life wholly dependent on social skills
>>220463262>have the cute actress walk into Truman's view at the concert... good, now have her stand there alone for 5 minutes.>right when he works up the courage to talk to her, have a guy walk in and put his arm around her... perfect. Well done everybody. Hes dying alone for sure.
>>220465389>Let me spend years refining my appearance, and allow me to wear clothing fit for a prostitute.Humm it appears I have attracted unwanted attention !
>>220465389the indignance women have for men who want to form relationships with them astounds me>he was only friends with me so he could convince me to spend the rest of my life in a loving relationship with him! what a shallow creep!I mean, I get why they do it. simping gives them so much benefit for such little effort.
>it's another truman social chameleon autopilot episodedoes he think he's fooling anybody?
>>220463291if you post here she's being nice
>>220463291If she's into you it hard cuts into you having sex later that night.
>>220463262>>220463262What if Truman had decided to become a fucking rapist and serial killer once he realized it was all bs? Would they break off character and have the "police" to shot him and kill him?
>>220463291making/bringing you something to eat
>it’s another Truman sneaks out at night in all black and a balaclava to spy into the underage girls room down the streetGuys it’s been getting more frequent and he bought rope, duct tape and chloroform the other day I’m scared……
>It's a "Truman has some vague, unquantifiable feeling that his life is going to be ruined in the next few months but he has no idea how to prevent it and the anxiety is keeping him from accomplishing any of his personal goals" episode.
>>220464839>You still gotta try and find a gf.
>>220465389The perspective in this video is all messed up, it looks like she's suddenly talking to a third person who showed up with distressing news.
>It's a "Truman hasn't made a new friend in years and isn't sure if he even remembers how" episode
>it's a "Truman has a vivid dream about sex with his mother again and hopelessly masturbates to it after waking up" episodeDamn, the writers are bringing back the Freudian stuff again.
>>220468984step mom right?
>>220469006No, Truman's actual mom, she's been dead for seven years though. I don't think he's over it. Or Truman is just that fucked up. Neither would surprise me.
>>220463291If you aren't banging or going out after the first few encounters its probably not happening you have to clearly state your intent or you will be in orbital purgatory.
I'm not even going to post with the "Truman episode" pretense: you guys need to touch grass, light weights, and limit touching your peepee to once weekly. Either you're "merely pretending" to shock or amuse losers on a Bhutanese inkblot forum, or you're being serious and you're a fucking basket case. In any case, fix yourself or end yourself so you can stop being such miserable degenerate wankstains in the universe.
a girl can be into you and you blow it by how you respond. if you respond like bwuh??? does she...LIKEme??? they get the ick. basically they think you're cute and seeing if you're a pussy or not
you guys are aware there's a board for this, right?>>>/soc/
