>character goes grocery shopping>appears holding a paper bag with a baguette sticking out
>>220463418Don't forget those leafy greens.
>>220463418>Character apparently has never held grocery bags before in their life, struggles with each step not to drop their groceries all over the sidewalk>Also it is snowing
>character goes grocery shopping>appears holding a paper bag with ALL the baguettes
for me, it's the whole celery stalk nobody ever really buys
>>220464849That is how celery is sold thoughbeit.
>>220463692Hell yeah! I just came here to post this obvious wink at the audience.
>character holding a grocery bag trips>three oranges fall out
>>220464849If you chop it up and add it with mayonnaise to a can of tuna, mphhhha! Chef's kiss. Eat it with saltine crackers for best mouth feel.
>>220464864In America they generally chop the leaf off
>>220464892This is incorrect. Tuna should be eaten plain directly from the can. Then you drink the tasty fish juice after as a special treat.
>>220463692he did such a great job with this character. His mania in the scene at the thought of so much day old bread felt so genuine.
>>220464922A plague on your house!
>>220464900I've gotten it with the leaves on for as long as I've been buying groceries. You just trim the top bit with your knife.
>>220464849You'll never, ever see anyone just carrying plastic bags like 99% of all shoppers. It must be an aesthetic thing.Another thing you'll never see is someone walking down a street, like NYC and yet no one, evidently, is intently staring at their iphone, even though literally EVERY ONE does that today.
>>220464892> mouth feelare you 6 years old
>>220465037Its a joke reference to the menu with my waifu, Anya Taylor joy.
>>220465005Most TV shows take place in cities where you can walk to and from the grocery store with a paper bag.Plastic bags are more of a suburban thing, but even then they're largely being replaced with canvas reusable ones. My state has soft banned disposable bags and now you need to pay $.05 per bag if you don't come with your own.
>>220465072Does she make you suck cocks for her too?
>>220465072you're waifu a shit
>>220465087>>220465095Oh marone! Eat my cock, there is enough for both of you! Pretend its a baguette and you are french bitches.
>>220464892This, but also adding onions, then put that on white bread, add sliced cheese on top and bake it.
>>220465081Still not gonna see everyone in the background staring into their iphones.
>>220465129>Eat my cock, there is enough for both of you!Only if Anya tells me too haha jk I don't really want that lol but I would do it if she wanted me to.
>>220465259It is OK to be gay you don't need to pretend a girl is asking you to be gay.
>>220465455>It is OK to be gayNot its not.>asking Making.
>>220465005Home Alone
