what would you do in this situation?
>>220464386FMK
mfk
>>220464386MFK
where can i listen to her poop? does she do big wet thunky plops or does it sound like wet dog food shot through a pressure hose? are the intervening farts wet and loud or dry and tight? do her dumps begin crackly then gradually go loose? does she moan and grunt after pushing a load? does she ever think its a manageable poop but then it's a little explosive and it's so loud that you can hear the porcelain ring as she blows up the toilet? does she enjoy pooping - does she go "unf yeah" when she takes a huge high velocity mush pile after holding it in for half an hour
FKM
>>220464444>>220464444>>220464444>>220464444fuckin BASED scatfag
>MKFhonestly, prematurely ejaculate, leaving them all disappointed and embarrassed for me
>>220464386kkk
>>220464386Go home
>>220464444unbelievable get
>>220464386didnt realize how petite she was standing next to Moner
>>220464386I pull out my boner and it goes BOIOIOIOIOING and then they all drop to their knees in unison and have a threeway makeout session on the tip of my rod until I bust
There is only one Spider Man and his name is Peter Parker
>>220464386Same thing I do every time I save this photo, crop out the right third.
>>220464407This is the correct order
Fixed
>>220465842MTU(move to Utah)
>>220465842saved, in every sense of the word
>>220466304this
>>220464407correct
>>220464386I would actually have them doing superhero stuff in those sexy outfits rather than just sitting around...but hey that's just me*shrugs*
>>220464386>>220465842Moner still looked like an 11/10 back then and we could have had an entire movie of her in that outfit.But we didn't. We got a movie that was so bad it became a meme instead.Hollywood deserves everything that is happening to it right now and I hope literally every writer is replaced by AI just as punishment for this travesty.
>>220465842Right needs a paper bag
No, but really, look at this cocky teenage Latina coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much. #MadameWeb #Arana #AnyaCorazon
>>220464386Sacrifice Moner and the black to webqueen Dakota and make Sydney watch.
>>220464386I would welcome them into my warm embrace
>>220464386KFM
>>220464386weren't they in these outfits for something like 14 seconds of screen time total?Yet all marketing was this
I would engage
>>220466965not my Araña
>>220469027That looks shit
>>220464444Quad quads of number two
>>220469341>constant visions of the letter P>P is important>Remember P>crushed to death by SFucking Bravo
So when will/did they ever do a cocky, teenage girl be a villain?
>>220464663Makes her tatas all the more unbelievable, almost franny Capaldi tier.
>>220464407True
>>220470568You can't make teenagers villains when their the target demographic
>>220464415>>220464428this
>>220470568Mean girls, cruel intentions and brick has teen antagonist.
>>220464386Shoot webs.
>>220470803I meant superhero movies, not teen comedies.
Wow two chicks at the same time!
>>220470885Morgan has anya Taylor joy as a genetic experiment.
>>220470916So "no", ok thanks.
>>220464386>So it takes 3 of you to do the same job as 1 spiderman?
>>220464386I hate seeing black women with Afro hair. That hairstyle is only for men.
>>220470970based
>>220464386Ugly bitches can't even cosplay with tons of money just cheap shit to stuff their dwarve bodies into
JULIA GET DOWN
>>220466930holy homosexual
>>220464386>what would you do in this situation?zapping, trying to find something that doesn't have ugly chicks in it. Probably some old show
>>220470970wrong
>>220464386why the hell did they get this cast and not make the movie about them getting captured and raped?
>>220464415Based>>220464386Moner's expression could destroy my fragile ego with a single look.
>>220472645that's not a fro
>>220464407Duh
>>220464386Probably huff paint and listen to Primus for seven hours
>>220464386why the only one that looks similar to the original character is Sweeney?
>>220464415>>220464428These
>>220464415>>220464428This is the correct order, if you’re white.
>>220466965Uohhhh
>>220464386Would, would, wouldn't
>>220464386MKK
>>220464386h-hey, i am the bad guy
>>220464386I’d listenThat’s what no one else did
>>220464386
>>220464415>>220464428correct
>>220464386Take it out
>>220464386Tell them to put their masks on
>>220475537
>>220464386Being an adult is learning how to never allow yourself to be put in that situation
>>220464386>The afroDo black people actually do this because they think it looks good or is it pure contrarianism about "having different hair from white people"? Looks like something out of a fucking cartoon.
>>220464386Imagine how successful this movie would've been if this is just what the movie was
>>220464386>black girl mogging the others so they give her an afro
>>220473365
>>220469951No. It was the second P that got him.Still retarded, bit it was the smaller P that fell on him.
>>220472645a black girl I dated had curly hair like that, but always strightened it out
>>220476628from an Electric Company comic
>>220464386I could kill them all with a single strike. There's no way they would be able to best me in combat.
>>220464386III (Impregnate Impregnate Impregnate)
>>220465842Remove the brownie att it's fully fixed
>>220464386>Laugh my ass off