is eating pussy really that bad?
>>220465409you can get throat cancer from it apparently
Your perception of reality is not your own.I mean yeah you're a fag if you eat out a woman
YesJunior did nothing wrong.
it's very submissive
Yes. If you suck pussy you'll suck anything.
>>22046540970% of throat cancer in men is from them having an HPV infection. They got the infection from eating pussy. No, I'm not kidding
>>220465409only if you do it cus you think you will make her cum
>>220465510Not the way I do it
>>220465409No it's pretty cool and it doesn't involve your penis which is cool because no rape flashbacks
>>220465543>70% of throat cancer in men is from them having an HPV infection. They got the infection from eating pussy. No, I'm not kiddingNo it's not, it's from sucking dick.
>>220465623>it doesn't involve your penis which is cool because no rape flashbackshow the fuck can you rape a penis??? just dont get hard.
>>220465409It nearly killed Michael Douglas
>>220465436the devil's bargain, or faustian spirit
>>220465543You can get HPV from cuddling.
You guys really concern yourselves with situations you'll never be in
>>220465642I think it’s a small price to pay
>>220465409It's gay
>>220465409Having a girl orgasm on your face is super hot. Unfortunately my current gf is mostly a starfish and would maybe do it but treat it like a chore
>>220465642If I got to eat out prime Catherine Zeta Jones I'd take the chance
>>220465642
Just get the HPV vaccine, you're literally preventing cancer. And you can eat all the pussy you want
>>220465436>>220465543How many lesbians smoker got it?
>>220465543Worth
>>220465688can't believe she isn't Spanish. Even her name sounds Spanish
There’s nothing wrong with having a woman peg you
>>220465723>Just get the HPV vaccineif you're over 26, you're no longer eligible to take it
>>220465695
>>220465688pick zendaya instead
>>220465763Only the middle part>Catherine Jones
I always get an ulcer on my tongue after doing it. You can get spots around your mouth too.Oral sex in general is very overrated. A blowjob is good for getting you hard but if that's all gays usually have then they're missing out.
>>220465763Catherine Jones is the whitest American name ever
>>220465723I'm not against the idea of it but it sounds kinda messy and unhealthy. And I have enough digestive issues as it is
>>220465802>pick zendayayou'd catch monkey pox instead
>>220465783If you're over the age of 22, you shouldn't even be posting here. Go have a family
>>220465409Such a vulgar term.
>>220465841>Go have a familyI did. It didn't work out.
I’ll eat Asian pussy but that’s it
>>220465841This is an incel and wizards website you and your gay kids should be building me drivable roads at all times
>>220465409He was an old man, imagine going down on some lady in the 50s and how disgusting that would have been
>>220465409sure beats eating dick
>>220465841kill yourself normalgroid
>>220465841yes anon waste your impressionable youth on this manmade nightmare, how did a retard like you learn to read and write?
Only gays find oral sex attractive.
>>220466103This, if you like pussy you're gay
>>220465409Nah, even Tony admitted he eats Carm out once a year. It's just that Junior thought it still mattered, so he made fun of him for it. All that ended up happening was him losing a perfectly good GILF
>>220466103Gays would literally run away screaming from an actual pussy.
I'd only do it for a virgin tbqh
>>220466017I have spent over half my life on this site, almost 20 years. I might actually be in purgatory.
>>220465543>I totally got HPV from eating pussy. Not sucking dick and taking massive loads down my throat. I'm straight!
I wish I had a girl and made her orgasm multiple times.
>>220465409It's not great and women actually seem to know it. It's rare for a chick to ask you to go down on her, and as long as you don't stink, you're still gonna get your power-source gobbled.
>>220466767This happened to me, but it was because of the medication I was on.
>>220465664Lol wasn't this guy a pedophile?
>>220465409I lift girls upside down and fuck their throat and eat their pussy while standing. Feels great and I can go for ages this way, but as soon as I start hitting it from the back I don't last long, what gives?
>>220465688I'd suck her tits for lupus
>>220465409If you're a closeted gay Italian or black dude.
>>220465409
>Fellas, is it gay to give your girlfriend an orgasm?You get teased about eating pussy because your girl has a big fuckin' mouth and is blabbing about what happens behind your closed doors. It is an indictment of you keeping a loudmouthed gossiping woman at your side, which is a real fuckin' problem when you are in the middle of a criminal fuckin' conspiracy.
>>220466861Are they conscious while this happens?
>>220465841>go get more stressno thanks, normie
I've never eaten pussy because I learned that the clitoris is a proto-penis, just underdeveloped. It might not be gay necessarily, but it's gay-adjacent. Also I once smelled a lady's butthole and it was nothing like the brap meme, it was vile. So I'd rather avoid having my nose anywhere near that area.
>>220467179>the clitoris is a proto-penis, just underdevelopedRather, the penis is an over-developed clitoris. All human foetuses start out as female.
>>220467179The labia are an undeveloped nut sack so if you fuck a woman you rub your penis against one. Isn't that gay? Stop being gay and suck a penis, bro.
>>220465436yeah if you're eating pussy at the truck stop
I stopped giving oral because the cancer thing. Always thought my throat hurt after and there’s a weird metallic taste that lingers. It’s not worth it.
just wear a mouth condom while you lick her pussy
>>220465409I like eating pussy
>>220467262you have ocd,yes?
>>220465409I pretty sure that Mikey was Junior's secret lover
>>220467272nice to see this image updated for the 2020s
>>220465409In soviet russia, pussy eats YOU!!!
Eating pussy is gay as fuck but licking ass is awesome.
>>220467099Yes for 99% of it, I do kinda forget they have to come up for air
>>220467272Or if you can't find/get one. Get a normal condom, cut halfway towards the centre of the circle and unwrap it, should give you a rectangle you can place over the pussy. It's a bit awkward holding it steady while you eat but hey oral hygiene is important.
>>220465625WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
>>220465642It DID kill Eddie VanHalen
>>220465409I thoroughly enjoy doing it, it used to be that eating ass was rare and when I did that girls were surprised, now eating ass is expected but eating pussy is rare. I don't know how the hell that happened but every chick I go down on tells me they rarely get eaten out.
>>220465409 It don't taste good. Eating a clean asshole is unironically better.
>>220465664the internet hasn't been the same without jorobe.
>>220466861I can let girls ride me and last forever but if I go on top I only last 30 seconds>>220467976Guaranteed The Ick if you do this, better to just tell her you don't lick snizz
>>220467824that's what they're supposed to do
>>220465409It is often times even worse. No one talks about how the peehole will randomly queef stale period blood into your mouth when she orgasms. Never seen that in a porno but it happened to me twice.
>>220468649>complaining about The Reward
>>220467225wait is it really or am I being tricked? If its a nutsack what sort of chance does that leave me?
I'm pretty sure 90% of anons here haven't tasted a pussy in their lives.Let's do the simplest sniff-test: how does a clean pussy taste?No, it's not salty coins and milk.
>>220465841when my wizard powers kick in i'll fireball yo ass homie
>>220468792like mackerel?
>>220468792Like nothing, really
>>220468792wet dog
I'm a 34 year old kissless virgin. Never have known and never will. I'll be killing myself.
>>220468792It just tastes sharp, acidic, like a faint vinegar. It's honestly not a great taste, but nothing beats the feeling of "I got her" she's a quivering mess.
>>220468792bags of sand
>>220465783>if you're over 26, you're no longer eligible to take itWhat the fuck? No one told me about this. I can't even pay for it?
>>220468906Meanwhile she's thinking what pathetic fag you are for going down on her.
>>220468792Like a snotty 9v battery.
>>220467248This>inb4 Michael DouglasHe smokes both cigarettes and cigars.
>>220468906>shes a quivering messthis sounds like a virgin writing it. i swear to christ the terms and phrasing people use to talk about having sex are excuse the phrase but cringeworthy.
>>220468991>He doesn't take charge while eating pussyStick to your trans "girls"
>>220465783is this true if you are a gigantic fucking loser virgin who has never had so much as a kiss?>what makes you think you’ll need it thentrue, true…but all the same
>I HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO THINK I'M A FAG
>>220468792It tastes kind of fleshy and a little metallic.>>220468906>sharp, acidic, like a faint vinegar What kind of gross, unwashed pussies have you been eating?
>>220465763the Welsh are swarthy. Romans chose to stay behind in the 5th century and continued life with the Britons is west Wales which also receives warmer climates through the gulf stream
>>220467272>>220467976>>220468433I can't imagine using a dental dam or Saran Wrap or anything between you and the girl. Seems like neither would enjoy it
If you put your mouth anywhere near genitalia or assholes you are more pig than human. Literal monkey see, monkey do shit copied over from pornography and they try to justify it to "heh, at least i got laid haha". Interesting how in ancient, atavistic and androcentric master morality times it was shunned, but not in the current pozzed gynocentric zeitgeist.
>>220470134gayyyyyy
>>220465796Romancing the stone is hilarious.
>>220467248I ate the oussy of some cute albeit less than fresh girl at a music festival when I was in highschool. How fucking gay is that? I want to absolutely smacking myself
>>220466983Kafkaesque? Context?
>>220468792like a dick
>>220465409don't eat the pussy. let the pussy eat you.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic&ra=m
>>220465688I'd cum inside her to be paraplegic.
Melena Morgan is the princess of cunnilingus and that's the end of it, I'll hear no more. Movie recommendations with cunnilingus, American pie, cruel intentions, the 5th element.
Nah eating pussy is for cucks>submissive act as a Man>tastes like a coin>smells bad and smells like piss>it's a boring actI never and I mean, never would go down and eat pussy unless it was the cleanest, tighest and Whitest pussy ever seen.
>>220465409Its seen as a bitch move in Latin machismo culture, cheating with a younger woman in more accepted. Also they pee and bleed out of there and get weird infections, its not hygienic.
>>220470402Spoken like a true virgin who wouldn’t know what to do between a woman’s legs lol.
Sicilians are niggers
>>220465664I am going to double your salary.
>>220465409I've only ever gotten head
>>220465409You are a beta if you don’t dine at the y
>>220470830Servant mentality
>>220465657You can get HPV from a doorknob you touched 2 years ago. Thank the jews for replacing all the copper doorknobs with other bullshit. Copper is one of the best disinfecting metals next to silver its why people used it for 1000s of years. Used to be inside your fridge too but (((they))) want your shit to go bad faster.
>>220470830Doesn't that mean sucking dick?
>>220465409Of course it's bad. Look at this way, she's not thinking about you while you're down there on your belly like a little bitch. You're getting pussy juice all over your face, which is no better than snot, while she lies there fantasizing about other men. You think she isn't', but she is. She's not thinking about some submissive wimp with her pussy snot on his face. That's not a female fantasy.
last time I ate pussy I had the worst throat infection for two weeks
The whole point was that they try to act manly in front of the boys, even tony was eating pussy
>>220465436That’s if she has HPV (it’s how Michael Douglas got it, from Catherine Zeta Jones infected whore pussy)
>>220465409It's a black thang, you wouldn't understand.
>>220465543If it were women getting this from men we'd never hear the end of it
>>220471071Get a load of this faggot telling everyone about how pathetic he is at eating pussy lol.
>>220471071If you eat pussy good she's not thinking about anything. Same as if you're getting good head.
maybe its because I'm not old but I don't see how eating pussy is supposed to be submissive
>>220470492I do have lot of sex but don't like going down there to any woman and even less when they're sluts.I do like to receive a lot of blowjobs so yeah that makes me an hypocrite but who cares
>>220470830The Y-Front?
>>220465436/thread
>>220465409Yes, it gave Michael Douglas throat cancer.
>>220468792>how does a clean pussy tasteThere isn't a comparison with any other taste. It's like asking what a tit feels like (answer: it feels like a tit).I've had one that wasn't ideal and one that was straight up rotten fish guts. Th we rest we're awesome.
>>220465723It basically only works if you take it at like 10 and have never had sex. It's useless if you're a sex-having adult since at that point you're going to have the virus anyway if you're going to have it so it doesn't really matter if you keep licking all the pussies and assholes.
>>220467179>Also I once smelled a lady's butthole and it was nothing like the brap meme, it was vile.You're supposed to do that to thin girls with good hygiene, not smelly fatsos with shit in their pants.
>>220465543>>220465436Only a specific strain of HPV, not the super common oneDon't eat pussy from a random stripper at the club and you'll be fineDon't suck cock, faggots are even worse than strippers for STDs
>>220468792Pan fried tuna fish
It's pretty much code for "my penis is too small to properly please a woman, so I have to eat her out instead"
>>220465436You can't. Michael Douglas got throat cancer from being a chain smoker all his life, he was kidding when he said it was from eating pussy.
>>220465409ask eddie van halen
>>220473764It’s pretty much code for “I wouldn’t have a clue what to do between a woman’s legs except stick my lame excuse for a penis in there and cum in 5 seconds”.
>>220465409all i can think of nowadays is adoring feet and lapping cunts of cute beautiful girls and womeni wish nothing more godfuckingdamit
>>220468792Slightly tart and there's a clean ocean smell. I've made rainbow trout for dinner and got a boner because my hands smelled exactly like pussy
