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>blacks
>>220466740this is the Whitest show on tv
>>220466772I watch tv shows with fully white casts
>>220466856based
>Widows.Bay.S01E04.MULTI.1080p.WEB.H264-HiggsBoson>Widows.Bay.S01E04.MULTI.1080p.WEB.H264-HiggsBoson>Widows.Bay.S01E04.MULTI.1080p.WEB.H264-HiggsBoson
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Looks like the Widow’s Shills are at it again.
>it's a Patricia episode
>>220467400i want a social reject gf
>>220466856when was the last time you watched an airing TV show? 1967?
>>220467400I hope she's telling the truth about being targeted because I hate those middle aged high school bitches
>>220468377she's most definitely bonkers
this was hard to watch
so was that book the necronomicon or what
>>220466719>Matthew RhysThat's good!>Apple TVThat's bad.
>>220468415nuh uh#TeamPatricia #BoogeymanSurvivors
I like Patricia. such a fun girl failure
>>220468457a woman shouldn't act like that at her age
>>220468508I'm rooting for her but at the same time I don't want her to succeed in anything because she's so entertaining as a girlfailure.
>>220468524what's my age again
>>220468457good way or bad?
>>220468551depends on you
>>220468508whatever happened to her it's as she's mentally stuck in her 16s
>>220468648speaking of 16s..It's those subtle hints to her past that makes her fun
>>220466719Haven’t watched yet, just dropping in to say this thread is cursed.
>>220468359Funnily enough, the show Dark doesn't have any black people in it.
>>220468848sooner or later krauts will have to start including Patels on their shows tho
>>220468848At the cost of being German
>>220468179>i want a social reject gfthere's thousands of them.
>no gofileSad.
>>220469256find it yourself
I love this show
>>220468823Jesus Christ is my lord and savior and he defeats all curses
I can't wait for all the episodes to come out before watching it. I am excited
>>220466719My wife and I just binged this show tonight, and I have to say, wow! This show is like goosebumps rated R, with a solid premise like From, but characters written intelligently. The comedy thrown in there too is hilarious and well timed. From tonight's episode the "You told me to be supportive" line was perfect comedic timing. I haven't been this excited to watch a show in a long time. I also didn't notice any diversity hires or political agendas baked in. The mayor isn't very likable but you understand him as a character. Speaking of characters, the writers can actually write characters, unlike From.>>220468457Wrong
>>220469640please tell me you are German and or autistic
>>220469147The problem is most real social reject girls are more likely to develop a "pft, you can't handle me, nobody can handle me" attitude than a humble attitude
It's shite.
>>220466719very interesting episode. I don’t mean that it a bad way, it was funny and very good, even though I like the mayor a lot and he was barely in it. breaking the pattern that we’ve seen for the first three eps was probably a good idea because it would get old after a while and it wouldn’t make sense for the mayor to keep not believing in ghosts. it was cool to go back in time and see the last ep or two from another perspective like that. it’s obvious now that the show isn’t just going to be episodic hauntings, but rather there is an overarching plot that will probably be largely resolved this season. after hearing about this serial killer guy this episode, it made me think that this ghost stuff will only be this season and next season will be a serial killer type thing, and future seasons will have different horror movie storylines. I hope we get to see more of the doctor. I really liked him in boston legal and he’s very funny.
>>220469640thanks chatgpt!
what do you guys think? did patricia make up her bogeyman story, or did it really happen to her?
>>220470350I don’t think we’ll know until next season when the bogeyman is the main villain. but if I had to guess: she made it up
>>220468848europa victorious once again
>>220466719this episode looked really good but painful to watch
>>220468457>>220470686you mean because patricia is literally me?
genuinely don't like the tone of this show.
>>220470947this ep was different. I really like the mayor.
>>220470350probably didn't make it up but it's actually some other spooky thing that is unrelated
>>220467400A husband to keep her company could have saved her from such a fate.
>>220469318When she opened the book and the first page asks you write down what you like about yourself and what you dont like about yourself and there are two lines to write about things you like and the rest is just things you dont like. Great props in this show so far.
>>220470350>did patricia make up her bogeyman story, or did it really happen to her?clearly, it wasn't as simple as hiding under the bed. she probably betrayed a friend out of fear.
>>220473220Literally reminds me of my childless aunt. Always staring at people from afar. Same look on her face, like she can't figure out how people are happy.
>>220470350Its a misdirect like the other anon said, something even scarier and more supernatural visited her the night the boogeyman was killing those teenagers
>>220466740it has only one black, the sheriff, the writter is just one episode, all the others are white rednecks, yes the protagonist is that jewish guy from The Americans.
>>220473723you don't need screaming kids to be happy
>>220473497the small details takes the show from good to great
so any theories on what the big picture is? government experiements, aliens, regular ghosts, lovecraft?
>>220475978Let's watch the show and find out.
>>220470350I hope she's not lying because it would be kino but she lied about blocking her door with the dresser at night so I think she's probably lying.
>>220475794>you don't need screaming kids to be happywomen do.
>>220475978They spelled it out clearly.The old evil of the island has awakened again.It comes and goes.
Why didn't you say anything, /tv/?!?!?
>>220473497You are an idiot
Do women go crazy for widowers or is it just because Tom is the mayor?
>>220477207she's the hag, dummy
>>220477207she’s just a slut who wanted to get laid on vacation. if you live in a tourist area, then you know what women are like when they feel like no one they know is watching.
>>220477252she's not that old, don't be rude!
>>220477087I couldn’t say anything. you drugged us, bitch!
>>220475794They made my life fulfilling over night.
>>220475978happy birthday, anon
>>220473702damn that would be kino
>>220477207Women love widowers because having a dead wife fulfills their preselection biases without having an ex in the picture to compete with.
>goes out of her way to ask her about the bogeyman killer>later calls patricia out for constantly talking about it calling her a liarwhat a bitch
>>220468848there's a literal tranny in it
>>220476699Like twin peaks
>>220477722that's just the reflection of the tv screen
>>220477692she was complaining that patricia was talking about it to the new girl at the house party. she was friends with the girls who died. she doesn’t want patricia coming into her home and telling stories about the bogeyman killer.
>I don't have premium.Who does, honestly. But at least demonic rituals get rid of ads once the party is in full swing, so that's a plus.
>>220477771but she wasn't the one who brought it upi don't think she was even the one who brought it up in the previous episodes as well
>>220477794but she did jump at the chance to tell the new girl her story. and from the way the new girl asked about it it seemed like nobody else really wanted to talk about it. plus she (whatever her name is) clearly doesn’t believe patricia’s story and hates when she tells it.
>>220477791actually the ads were playing the whole time while the zombified people just stood there and watched patricia dance awkwardly kek
>>220477897i guess that's trueat least i don't think she'll be bringing it up anymore unless they reveal some kind of video evidence of some kind that reveals he actually was at her house
>>220477932yeah, I half-noticed something was off in that one quick shot but didn't go back to look because I was transfixed by Patricia's dancing lol
>>220477940I hope the bogeyman killer returns, gets caught, and confesses to everything, but claims adamantly that he was never in patricia’s house kek. or like tells patricia he has no idea who she is or that he never would’ve targeted a girl like her
>>220478114yeah there’s a second shot like that where they are dancing but their reflections in the mirror are zombified
>>220478114was there any other moments where you could see the reality of the situation? i only saw the mirror when she was giving the speech
What is this show? Is it any good?
>>220478164I only noticed those two, unless you count the security camera footage of her reading the book all night
>>220478180apple tv show horcom about a haunted islandit's really good, apple seems to be going for quality over quantity with these recent shows
>>220478180comfy nonwoke comedy horror kino and yes it’s good
>>220478186her being all transfixed reading the book while two bikers were duking it out a couple feet behind her was funny
>>220477648
Know literally nothing about this show, learned about the name and saw the poster in OP for the first time and not looking anything up. Why should I watch this? I like Severance and want to get in on something early again
>>220478286watch the first episode and decide for yourself, they're not long
>>220478286Gilligan's Island is a great starter show for a little lady such as yourself. It'll really test your attention span and sense of media literacy.
>>220477764Top kek
>white men bad! white mayor bad!This show would be a lot better without all the TDS moments.
>>220468848It has a tranny prostitute which is worth like 5 blacks.
>>220478114Patricia would get it HARD, bros.
>>220478412the mayor is hilarious and all the people around him, especially the women in his office, are lazy incompetents and/or weirdos
>>220469318>>220473497Did anyone else chortle at the pile of cocaine on a table in one of the pictures?You only see it for half a second.
>>220478698kek that book was hilarious
>>220467064>1080p>h264right in the trash
>>220470746YES
>>220477207I think it was because she was a bachelorette and was the last of her friend group who wasn't married and after hearing his wife died her womanly comfort instinct kicked in. which is why she was so aggressive and wanted to rape him that night like the hag
Something about this show feels very reddit
>>220479309What exactly?
>>220478114So did the older smoker-voiced woman see all this crazy shit happening and just let it happen because she didn't drink any of the punch?Pretty funny if so.
>>220479356yeah she saw everything kek
random prediction: the sheriff’s wife is a ghost. he can only talk to her on the phone/radio.
It's smug slop
>>220479392>mfw realizing she watched Patrica make the punch with all those dead animals and was like 'Whatever'
>>220479356Patricia told her she wanted her support.
>>220466856I too watch Kdramas.
>>220479622And she got it.
>>220470947it reminds me of Nathan's The Curse so far
>>220477087because she looked cute as a satanist
>>220479418>random prediction: the sheriff’s wife is a ghost. he can only talk to her on the phone/radio.I hope so because otherwise that's another black on the island.
>>220478412We finally get a mostly White show and you're complaining that a White character has leadership issues. Just be glad this isn't another DEI slop.
>>220478114I would fugg Patricia if she lived in my town
>>220473497pretty cool
>>220478180>What is this show? Is it any good?Comfy horror kino with a mostly White cast. I like it.
>>220466719Haven't watched it yet because I like to make a special dinner while I watch true kino and all I have is boxed Mac & Cheese (Kraft) which is kino in and of itself but not "Widow's Bay" food. I'm thinking sushi.
>>220477087how did the old hag know not to drink the punch when everyone else did?
>>220480496See: >>220479581
>>220480052>it reminds me of Nathan's The Curse so farWidows Bay is way more entertaining than the Curse.
>>220480510based dontgiveafuck old lady, accurate portrayal of a jaded local govt employee
>>220480521the Curse made me feel more uncannyness whereas this show is going for cringe humour
>>220480492>Haven't watched it yet because I like to make a special dinner while I watch true kino and all I have is boxed Mac & Cheese (Kraft) which is kino in and of itself but not "Widow's Bay" food. I'm thinking sushi.Get some New England claw chowder, anon. I get it from Costco.
>>220480547This show is made by the people who did Parks and Rec and Barry so it feels like those shows + horror.
Patricia is probably a wildcat in bed, all those years of repressed sexual urges and a huge need for approval and attention
>>220480556*chowduh
>>220478124kek I now also want this to happen>>220478180yes it is worth watching, so far every episode has been pretty funny while having some slight mystery to thread them together
>>220480572Women like Patricia will literally let you do anything you want to them. They will suck your cock in public just to earn your love.
>>220469318but where are her organs?
>>220480609see? this is why i want a social reject gf
>>220480609I need a lonely reject to suck my cock in a wendys
>>220469318does anyone really feel insecure about their shoulders that isn't some bodybuilding freak lol
>>220480585
>>220480609I had a nerdy glasses and braces gf in HS who almost a total social reject and she sucked my cock during a movie because the theater was almost empty and the armrest between us went up and she wanted to make me happy and I came in her mouth and she just washed it down with some soda. I wonder what would have happened if I married her.
>>220480644If you want a social reject gf just go to places they work at and ask them out. Try bookstores, government buildings, libraries, art supply stores, anything with a lot of bureaucracy or paper. They never get hit on there and if you do it you will make their day and eventually give you their contact info if you are serious about it. Yes, they aren't pretty but some of them are cute enough and very low self esteem.
>>220480689women are insane about that stuff
>>220480689Yes. My gf hates her knees and wants them broken and reshaped if she could. Same with her chin and feet.
>>220477207I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
>>220481258>My gf hates her knees and wants them broken and reshaped if she could.and you're too weak to break them as well? shame. maybe her study partner, Jamal, could help.
>>220481294My gf is grossed out by nigs and she is not in school anymore. She watches Widows bay with me and loved the sea hag episode.
>>220477207at a certain age the selection of desirable mates diminishes significantly and at that point the best way to get someone good is to either look for people who're already in a relationship or someone who's trying to get over the death of their previous mate
>>220466719Patriciabros... I was so happy for her when the party was kicking off... then it turned out to be an evil curse..
>>220481582kinda saw it coming with it getting knocked to floor in the book bus for no reason
>>220473220I want to save her!
>>220481582I was hoping the island's poltergeist had the capacity to do nice things too for people. But that'd be too interesting and too confusing for American audiences. Americans need a clear evil/villain that is way more evil than any of the flawed characters that are fighting it.
>>220477207it's like preselection but you don't have to outcompete some other thot
>>220477764absolutely btfo forever
>>220481258Yeah but that makes sense because your gf has fucking disgusting knees, feet, and chin.
>>220478114In my opinion, Patti is very cute
>>220481258man that's weird, chin I can get but feet and knees are parts of the human body I barely ever think about. I would have thought it'd be: boobs, butt, face, tummy, hair and then any part of the face obviously. Lucky she watches the show with you, every girl I've dated made me watch shows I hated.
>>220480848I also had a nerd gf in hs with bonus father abandonment issues, two years of thrice daily blowjobs never got that lucky again.>>220480972False as fuck unless you're old and date old librarians, I worked in my uni's library for the whole duration of my degree and they were all sluts. Art supply hoes get hit on all day as well. Anyone in a public facing job gets hit on regularly, even guys but you have to be good looking.
>>220481637the island's ghost was trying to do Pat a solid, it's doing its best OK! Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the spirit bangs Pat like in the classic movie Ghost
>>220482119based, that is what I would do if I was the ghost!
>>220482152the ghost is kinky as fuck, definitely aiming for a full-on island orgy
>>220482288I think the sea hag is probably the jealous type
>>220467400post more high resolution patti pics
>>220482538the sea hag is ramping up the fear so that people feel the pressure to procreate or fuck to relieve the stress, it's a delicate and masterful plan
>>220482644the sea hag was mulched by based red stapleman.
who’s the next person to get a spotlight ep? probably the priest right?
>>220481582Patricia looks mean tho.
>>220483441more like desperate
>>220483126He's dead and the next episode synopsis mentions keeping teenagers in after dark so probably the children including the mayor's son.
>>220483534Yes but she also has a mean face and treats people harshly. She's not a good person. Probably why she is alone like my aunt, who is a bitch that drives people away.
>>220483571I can fix her
>>220484090How?
>>220484496fuck the meanness out of her obviously
>>220484878Do you think she is a virgin?
>>220485201from the way she acts probably yeah, but then there's that one time last episode where she starts talking about young girls with older men but that could just be her fantasy. I've met and dated a 36 yo virgin woman and some of the stiffness was there in her as well although she was kind and not bitter about it at all (trad Cath looking for a husband but with severe social anxiety, cute but it didn't work out since I'm not religious)
>>220485272Yikes. Trad and not married at 36? Does she have any idea how weird that is? All my religious friends are married by 30. Usually sooner.
>>220483571Stop lying, she is cute and sweet but just gets rejected by everyone so she lashes out. Just watch how adorably she is smiling when she is on the way to the party where everyone hates her.
>>220485540She isn't sweet. She is rude to her coworkers and she is probably lying to people about the boogeyman. She is probably alone because she is a cunt.
>>220485589They started it. She is cute and just wants to be loved, which she deserves!
>>220485523yeah she's the black sheep for sure and knew it, I met her at the library. Her whole family is hardcore catholic, her brother is a literal exorcist (I didn't think this was a real thing). Like I said, social anxiety, she barely left the house for the whole of her 20s and made cash doing Chinese-English translations for all kinds of bullshit like cheap romance novels. She was very kind and pretty though, in a NEET awkward kind of way, I wish it had worked out.
I'm really glad they pulled the trigger early on going full supernatural. I was dreading them dragging out a kind of twee>is it evil demons? Or is it just a string of unlikely coincidences! Teehee, we'll never tell!bullshit
>>220477087She did, she said something like>you might want to reconsider your headwear
>>220485704kek
>>220467400What? Patricia episodes are the best ones!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiWuZjseJT8
>>220478114I could watch this forever
>>220485671agreed. would have gotten old fast. I like that they’re already changing up their format, too. it’s not just >mayor doesn’t believe in ghosts>gets haunted by one anywayevery episode
>>220479356>>220485704Not only that, she gathered all the ingredients for the ritual>I don't even understand half the things on this listBut she did so anyway
>>220487359Lol that was funny
if the priest knew anything about how to stop what’s happening, he probably wouldn’t have killed himself.
>>220487359kek that's right.
>>220481637Fuck off, faggot.
Is this a good mystery box show, or a bad mystery box show?
>>220488277neither. it’s just a comedy horror show. not a mystery box show at all.
I'm getting a lot of Barry vibes with this show and not just because stephen root is in it. The style just feels a lot like Barry in general.
>>220466719boring episode
>>220474382>Matthew Rhys>Jewishwut
Seriously what's the appeal? Looks like some middle aged office roasty slop...
>>220485201Maybe? Given that her reaction to hearing other women talking about their marital stories was to give an anecdote about her mom and dad, I doubt she's had a boyfriend, at least.
>>220488277it's not a mystery box show>>220488703>The style just feels a lot like Barry in general.one of the guys behind barry is the co-showrunner
Did we actually hear the church bell ring? Ep 3 started with Tom saying to the Reverend that it rang, but I don't remember it happening. I only remembered the earthquake at Ep1 and Wyck sounding the siren, but no church bells.
>>220489583I’m pretty sure it rang. idk if it really rang or just the priest heard it. but we did hear it. that’s why they then showed us the bell was chained up.
>>220489026that was definitely to show she has no experience living with a man besides her father
I lied to my parents about having friends in high-school and they bought a party venue. I spent a month trying to get anyone to come and had to sit there in silence with my parents on my birthday.I couldn’t physically look at the screen while this was playing. I drank a ton to forget stuff like this it’s like the writers hated me specifically.
>>220490587more like they can relate too, as can I.
>>220477932I just went and replayed that part of the episode, did not hear any advertisements at all.Where are you guys watching this.
>>220491178we’re talking about the dj coworker who had the nonpremium version of spotify so the party music got interrupted by ads.
>>220491280Oh you mean in universe, yeah.Anyways nice little coven she had there.
see thiswhat do?
>>220491346Buy a book, get to know her better.
>>220491346>Thank God I have a Kindle
>>220491346>what you looking at, hag??
i don't see how she's single, she's perfect wife material
>>220491346TAKE HER INTO THE TRUCK AND GET DOWN TO FUCKKKKK
>>220491649Maybe her standards are too high, and she can't attract someone from elsewhere because the island is cursed.
>>220466719Best show on television rn. Zero reddit but still has humor.
>>220491666ok satan
>>220468848The black sheriff is cool tho. He's extremely black without being ghetto.
>since you live on an islandit's the small little details
didn't notice it before but this episode takes place during the hag episodegoing to be rewatching it for more clues
>>220491858>aol.com
>>220491804>>220491858>>220491871I appreciate the effort that they're putting into stuff like this. A babyboomer doctor would absolutely be the kind of person to still have his old AOL email address.
>samantha was stabbed and then she hid in the dryer>jen hid under her covered poolwhat the hell, these are like the last places someone would hide from a killer
>>220488703and that's a good thing.
>>220489583We heard it twice.
>>220491968
>cynthia always wears a locket that her grandmother gave her when she was seven, and she says will haunt her if she removes it>robert says he sold his soul to the devil>amanda likes to paint dead animals
>>220491968that part was hilarious
>>220492151kek
>>220491680she’s into the mayor, who is clearly not into her.
>>220468848you sure about that bud?
Finally you guys are seeing how good this show is
>>220494317The quality of a show becomes obvious from the trailer.The moment I watched the trailer I knew that I would like this.
>>220466719Just randomly started watching this show and wow it's good. I thought a side character episode would be boring but it was the best episode so far. After the cliffhanger of episode 3 and the boogeyman thing, I really thought Patricia would start killing everyone on the party. I'm glad I was wrong. The actual twist is so much better.
>Lucy Fourskek
>>220468713>>220468377>>220468415Maybe she was dating an older guy who turns out was the killer of all the other girls? Thats why she was spared? She's really funny love it
>>220473497I want that card deck from the hotel episode.It's neat how this show manages to get the funny:creepy balance perfect
>>220495085The blink and you'll miss it bits on the background hinting that something fucked up is happening were great touches
>>220495617And it shows that they bothered to create some materials for their show.
This definitely cannot end in the next 6 episodes
i've never seen a good horror tv-show. they all fail because they feel like every episode has to be scary.
>>220495669They cancelled the big door prize on a cliffhanger with nothing explained. I will never not be mad. They even made the book ending impossible in it.>>220495675There are two problems with serious horror series:>Bogged down in character drama that puts everything else happening on hold>Show offers nothing once the mystery box is opened.
Was I missing something with the CCTV? Didn't seem spooky.Or was it foreshadowing that all the weird shit was being covered up.
>>220492023This series is a masterclass in deadpan black humour. Even with the tragic backstory and character building from this, it's still funny without being stupid.
>>220495720it just shows that Patricia was reading that book from about 8 pm to 3:40 am without moving an inch.
>>220495761Shit, didn't notice the timestamps, even on the zoom. Was looking too hard at her or for something in the bgOn a random note, was Rhythm of the night known in the US? Was huge in Europe (and still is) but I think this is the first time I've ever heard it in any US media.
>>220495720>Was I missing something with the CCTV? Didn't seem spooky.you are fucking dumb, dude...
>>220495750The show is humor without the reddit. It's truly a lost art.
finale at the Old Hospital?
This is basically a horror version of Parks and Recreation.I like that the main character who is very skeptical experiences multiple paranormal events and immediately apologizes to the town conspiracy theorist and asks him for help
>>220490587My parents reserved part of a restaurant for my 9th birthday and told me to invite people, I got around 15 but a week before the date some other kid was also organizing for his own birthday set on the same weekend night, dude's day started out with yachting in the marina, swimming with dolphins, a movie and then unlimited arcade. Pretty much everyone bailed out but three kids I barely knew, it was extremely awkward but those three kids stayed my best friends until I moved like five or six years laterThis was a hard episode to watch for sure, closest cringe I've had on /tv/ is the Office episode where he has to tell the kids he ain't paying for their college.
>>220491346imma give her a little joy |:^)
>>220494317I don't want it to be too popular on here or we'll start getting /pol/ trolls...
>>220495849>Rhythm of the nightI only remember a cover of it in Moulin Rouge my preferred fap material at 13yo and I think I heard it play at my aunt's wedding in 2005
>>220466740poor little faggot afraid of people different to him. kYS pussy
>>220491748Like a 80s black guy
