>That’s just the hull “seasoning “.
>Hey gang, new plan, we're going to do a meet 'n' greet at the titanic
>finishes bag of Cheezies>"Pass the controller. My turn."
omg did they survived
>the stale air felt cool against his polo shirt>"With a SIXAXIS you can you anywhere!"
>>220472669>you can you anywhereYeah! *crunch*
>>220472668>Yes.
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>>220472572I use Lawry'z Seasoned soap on my hull.
>>220472695My dad was in the Tenerife disaster, so this only made me laugh a littleRIP dad, you're pulling up in heaven now
>>220472718kek
>Get in the fucking sub, Anon. We're gonna get Rose's necklace.
How the fuck would any sane persoon thinK "yeah lets absolutely get into this small tin can with 6 other people and dive into absolute darkness where the water pressure is insanely high""
>They're fish shit. Poo poo. Caca. I'd say I feel sorry for the families but I'm glad it happenedHow did his PR manager even smooth this over??
My favorite theory is that he’s stuck in a time loop where never realizes he dies
>His submersible is light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He descends in light and in shadow and he is a great Captain. He never sleeps, Stockton. He is descending, descending. He says that he will never die.
>>220472572Did nothing wrong.>... well ... apart from the whole carbon fibre hull thing ... but aside from that people are totally overreacting. They MOSTLY got all the way to the bottom.
>>220472572Could it have saved them?
>>220473132>>220473176Jim was really rude in this interview, whenever the woman tried to ask a question he just started revving his dirtbike so she couldn't be heard.
>>220472792the thing is he was so ass drunk that he lost all control. he once had sex with a prostitute who lubed up his dick with her butt cream, then proceeded to suck out all the cum from his balls with a fart cavity. the pressure was enormous, and sadly he's been chasing that high ever since to the despair of the fools he roped into joining him
>>220472731did he GAAAN, or was he GAAN'd?anyway, sorry to hear that
>>220474615>"this submersible's hull was seasoned over a thousand times, it could withstand any collision, saved from that of a Great White">everybody else looks nervously at something behind Stockton>"he's right behind me isn't he">the Great While smashes into the sub>Stockton drops his Steam controller>it makes a loud Wilhelm scream before shattering into pieces>other members start punching on the mercenaries>Bane breaks his shackles and break CIA's neck>"The submersible rises"
>cheer up my indian friend, it's not all bad down here in Oceanic Park... *creaking intensifies, hot glue gun rattles along floor*>i hope you like crushed asians for dinner>why's that?>because we've spared every expense and you are the sacrifi-
>>220472572WYPIPO AIN SEAZIN DEY HULLS
Pass the submarine bro
>>220472572He was always thinking about the hull. In fact, it was the last thing to go through his mind.
I read an article recently that the "bodies" were returned to the families. How would that even be possible if they were just slush? Were larger parts found?
>glues 2 bathtubs together>LOOK MA I'M A SUBMARINESomehow this maniac convinced 5 other people to commit suicide with him
>>220475179You're confused, the Indians name was Goopta
>>220472669>you can you anywhere!can I be pink toothpaste at the bottom of the sea?
I'd give anything to see this guy's story done in the Grinch's Ultimatum stylehttps://youtu.be/BuKft9LpL_0>Alright you got two options for your hull here, you can either have Titanium>TITAN>or Carbon Fibre>CARB
>it's harder for a paki to fit through a pinhole opening in a homemade hull than for a rich man to enter heaven.see you guys in heaven!
>>220472572Ahaha I forgot that phrase was really [allegedly] used. Grim.
Using a controller was smart btw. Anyone criticizing that part is a braindead subhuman.
I TELL YOU ZACTLY WHEN THIS SUB DONE SEASONING
>>220475179That is why you wear your seatbelt and don't change sits with randoms.
>>220472572I made this video when it happenedhttps://streamable.com/9hx3cyI used real carbon cracking sounds and the real recorded underwater explosion at the end. also, real indians to make it more realistic.
>>220475404every creaking sound is one of the strands snapping or coming loose from the resin and weakening the structure elsewhere and sending the stresses right on to the next weakest point. that's your seasoning. >>220475422it works fine right up until the controller software auto updates planned_obsolesence.so and you get a PEBKAC bluetooth disconnect on connect loop.
>>220475556>it works fine right up untilIrrelevant to how useful and smart it is to use a controller. If he didn't have any backup control systems then he was retarded but that's not a criticism of using a controller. Your entire scenario for the imagined failure is also braindead.
>>220474653The part where he laughed hysterically at the suggestion of finding any remains and started miming crab pincers was a bit off, too.
>>220473132>I'm only sad that they won't get to see Avatar 9: Jake gets an iPad.
>>220475179Some stuff was squeezed into cracks.
