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First non-cringe line from Kimiko

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feels like season 1

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damn nigga really disbanded the seven

>>220473145
hes right though, almond farms are draining the shit out of california's aquifers. its honestly fucking retarded.

>>220473145
I'm glad they gave up on the boring parts and just made it the Anthony St-Homelander show. He really fully carries it outside of the Deep meta-side show. They should keep switching between them and Solider Boy doing dailies. Fuck thr comic ending let the supers win.

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So... the showrunners know the finale is dogshit?
>>220473485
Yeah and golf courses use more water than datacenters but nobody actually cares.

>>220473555
>golf courses use more water than datacenters
wow is that true?

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Sage loved homie? wtf?
>>220473535
Agreed
>>220473581
Of course it's true.

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Deep excommunicated from The Deep

who watches this shit

>>220473555
They must why else would add this scene.

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>>220473145
Never watched this series but
>writers try to make a character as awful as they can, pouring everything they hate oto him
>they end up creating an unbelievably based and immensely likable icon

when will they learn

>>220473145
am I correct in assuming they want me to dislike him?

How do you have the mental strength to watch this shit after the S3 finale?

>>220473581
After a quick search, it would seem so. Though it also depends on location. So over all Golf courses use more, but Google's data centres alone use more than 41 Golf courses, which means that those areas are harvesting a shit ton of water from the local area.
That said both Golf courses and AI data centres are WILDLY toxic for anything living around them. The amount of pesticides used in golf course means that anyone living within about three miles of one has almost 130% chance higher of developing Parkinson's.
Really the answer is to just wipe both off the map. Golf is a boring as fuck game anyway and AI should only be used for porn.

why is every piece of media leftists make against conservatives just childish strawman arguments and projection?

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And there we go, soulja boy removed for... reasons.
>>220473674
>>220473745
Sunk-cost fallacy
Right now I've got 90 minutes of this left, might as well marathon it all.
>>220473733
>>220473720
Homelander isn't likable at all xd

>>220473610
Why the fuck do writers always try to act as if love is some weird, unquantifiable, mystery that makes everything unstable?

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So a psychic could've disabled Homie all this time.
>>220473804
Because they are psychos that have never loved anything and lack all moral conviction.

>>220473804
This, if anything it makes people even more predictable as it gives them a solid north star around which to base their decisions

>>220473797
because their ideology is based on Tumblr politics which itself was mostly angry young women infighting and arguing about petty sociopolitical shit.

>>220473799
>Homelander isn't likable at all xd
He's just like me except with super powers.

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>>220473804
lol the writers heard ya
>>220473911
He's not in that category.

>>220473911
we need more HL "literally me" edits on TikTok.

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>>220473145
based homie

I eat plenty of real cheese, sour cream, and yogurt. But something about real milk grosses me out. That's why I put almond milk on my cereal.

>>220473581
yeah, data centers are mostly closed loop systems. sure sign of an ignorant retard is someone crying about MUH WATER in relation to data centers (which are not new btw)

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lamest origin story ever
btw trump's internment camps turn honest immigrants into criminals, quite literally, they scar their hearts. DAE know? TIL from THE GOYS

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she's hot

>>220473775
>The amount of pesticides used in golf course means that anyone living within about three miles of one has almost 130% chance higher of developing Parkinson's
is this a burger thing only and the parkinsons chemicals are illegal elsewhere or should i be worried?
t. scotfag whod have to emigrate to not live near golf and has parkinsons in the family

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What did kripke mean by this?

>>220474176
>is this a burger thing only
It's probably mainly a burger thing because they have garbage EPA laws, but the issue is that the pesticides seep into the ground water and poison the water supply, so unless the pesticide your nearby Golf courses use is safe to drink, it's probably a bad time.

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>that part when they criticize Israel

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This part was kinda meh

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>antag waits for protag's move
worst trope ever

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>mfw watching these webms after not watching the show after season 1, but considered watching the rest after it finished

What in the actual fuck even is this shit?

>>220473720
Rorschach isn’t that at all. Moore is simply a degenerate porn addict liar and lied about his intention after his comic turned out to be a hit.
Seriously. He wrote a 20 page treatise about how society is more advanced the more people are jerking off to porn.

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>character in unbearable pain
>cut to character perfectly saying "no", just a few scars
>character has previous recovered from deadpool-level injuries
>>220474412
Talent, what can you do?

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Okay so he can hear taps now, but couldn't hear shit the rest of the series. Incredible.

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>homelander just leaves frenchie instead of dismembering him

>>220474384
You made a good choice. You don't want none of this shit Dewey Cox.

>>220473658
i didnt watch this season yet. what did he do?

>>220474624
got in a spat with black noir which resulted in black noir destroying a pipeline which killed a bunch of fish, for which all of marine life collectively has decided to blame the deep

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>kills 9 gazillion people
>bawls for her boyfriend

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>>220474624
He killed Zack Snyder because Noir II had a film contract with him. So Noir II punched an oil pipeline and killed 9 billion fish, and all the fish blamed Deep for the pipeline accident, so Deep killed Noir II. And now Deep is banned from all water bodies.

>>220473145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpqup4MV5pg

Call me when he makes state mandated gfs a thing

>>220473145
They should have had him slowly become more orange as this scene went on

>>220474643
lmao what the fuck
homelander doesn't turn him into paste just leaves him there dying from radiation?

>>220473804
it does to BPDemons

>>220473290
>>220473441
Good lord, why does she look like that?

>>220474643
why did they pick the ugliest black actress they could find?

>>220473658
So this guy is the second best character besides homelander huh

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>>220473145
I wish they did this and banned cow milk and then forced women and effeminate men to allow non-effeminate men to suckle on command.
Fuck this world.
What was God thinking? I thought he understood fan service but I was wrong.

This episode should've been the first episode of the season.

>>220474812
thats too quick for one of the boys messing him up since season 1

>>220473799
soldier boy actor has great hair for his age, is it real

>>220473799
How many times will this show do the
>looks like homelander is about to spare somebody ohh teehee dey ded

>>220473799
right now his ego is up his own ass but it was fine until this season and half of 4

>>220475102
That's what hair dye and professional stylist gets you if you aren't a balding loser.

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>>220475102
No

>>220473720
Watch season 1 at least then stop there
They really hate how popular Homelander, soldier boy and deep are so they are trying their best to ruin them
You can even tell Homelander actor doesn't enjoy the writing

>>220473145
imagine actually watching this piss

I think 100% they are going to keep Soldier Boy in coma for keeping him as some sort of anti hero protagonist in future sequel, like peace maker, depends on if Vought Rising is successful or not

>>220475298
The amount of stubble density on the left picture is not thin though.

>>220474812
He tore his fucking cock and balls off you dingus.

>>220475380
Shhhh. Let the baldy have his imagined victory. It's all he has.

>>220474913
You should seriously consider killing yourself.

>>220473145
Grown men watch this?

>>220475333
VR ending will have sb wake up in the present/future
They should keep Homie alive though, even without powers

>>220474567
Honestly it's more cruel to let him die of radiation poisoning.

>>220474140
>other kids from the hood called me "mother's milk"
uh... that's so shitty

>>220473799
Super godlike power heroes fight
Choking
Jej

>>220474171
i hope some ethot cosplay as her with same flexibility but not anal selfsucking

>>220475438
I hate that we belittle bald men to the point where they are so ashamed of a natural process that they become vindictive. Yes having hair is nicer, being younger in general is better, but most of us will go bald eventually and it's cruel and hypocritical for those of us currently with hair to mock those without.
I also have a sneaking suspicion that the root cause is putting too much stock in the opinions of shallow women.

>>220473145
>here are a bunch of reasonable laws and decisions
>but we made this guy say it so you HAVE to think it's bad

>>220475459
No, grown men watch Homelander.
Racists love the show because they think Homelander is based. Wokists love the show because they think Homelander is a scathing and intelligent mockery of Trump.
It all comes back to Homelander, not a single person watches the show because Hughie or MM is their favourite character. MAYBE they like Soldier Boy because Jensen Ackles is awesome, or The Deep because he's the only interestingly written character on the whole show, but that's it.

>>220475657
Hush baldo. Men with hair are speaking.

>>220473145
It truly is fascinating seeing inside the mind of the TDS sufferer.

For the record I think Trump is an embarrassment and reminds me of a Roman emperor that has lost his mind. (Many such cases.) But TDS sufferers live in a total fantasy. It's on par with schizophrenia.

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>>220474567
I would not taunt Homelander like this. I get that were I in this situation Homelander is most likely going to kill me in a brutal and very painful way, but I think I'd rather be torn in half or have my heart pulled out than risk this guy laser visioning me in the junk. Even if I'm gonna die a couple minutes later from shock and blood loss, I just don't want my junk destroyed.

>>220475726
My hair is insanely thick, maybe by the time I hit my forties it will start going, but for now a man with hair IS speaking.

>>220475859
You are spiritually bald. Sit down and shut up.

>>220475827
say what you will about frenchie, but he had the right attitude towards nazis

>>220474567
>Homelander kills a jew
holy shit

>>220475657
I'm balding and I make fun of balding / bald people because they're total fags about it. I didn't even meet my fiancee until I was a Norwood 6 gorillion or whatever the fags that care so much about that shit call it. It's fucking hair, shave the shit and get pussy bro like what the fuck lel.

>>220475891
Yeah, only took one of those semen slurping surrender monkeys 80+ years and for there to not actually be any Nazis anymore for them to stand up to them and not have everyone else fight their battles. SO BASED AND AWESOME!

That was the first episode that feelt like i'm watching a series finale.
This shit should've been the first episode of this season.

>>220475922
Okay but do you think being bald makes you less of a man?

The more that try to make you hate him, the more appealing he becomes... Kind of like everything lefturds do in the real world.

>>220473610
>Sage loved homie? wtf?
I think she's talking about the guy from Gen V Season 2.

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how powerful is bombsite bros?

What was the point of Season 4?

>>220473145
Is this like a fantasy sequence were he imagines being president? Because the retarded comic was much better at show what happens when he triest to take over.

>>220476004
Fuck no. Giving a shit that you're bald or going bald makes you less of a man.

>people in a room describing scenes that would have been cool to actually see: the series

>>220475612
Even if the two people fighting could destroy a planet, if they are equally matched then it resets the fight to the same level as two regular dudes fighting.

>>220476030
You'll have to watch Vought Rising to find out.

>>220476030
not too much if soldier boy bully him without depower blast

>>220473145
Imagine actually watching this and defending this slop

>>220474604
>What's it do?

>>220476021
i think she refers the stupid love soldier have to stormjew she must really have a good pussy and jewtits to love her

>>220476054
Nope lol. It really happens, and then he kills the president by squeezing his head until it explodes because he is scared of Homelander.

>>220476051
frenchie turning gay and butcher hermit purple origins

>>220474190
>Turns sniffing into a scat fetish thing.
Dogs sniff buts because there is a scent glad there that helps mark territory, shit has nothing to do with it.
This is why I stopped watching The Boys, I'm sick of the constant degenerate fetishist shit being shoved in all the time.

>>220475886
>spiritually bald
My soul is hirsute, yours waxes.

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>>220474190
>brap pasta on TV
What a time to be alive.

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lame af

>>220473290
>Reddit was furious that all of Kimiko's lines were about sex and porn
>she finally has her peak line of the series
>it hits way harder because it's so different from how she normally talks
BRAVO KRIPKE!!!

(this is what Kripke actually believes)

do dogs and cats sniff each others butts? i know dogs sniff each others butts, but do cats do it at all? let alone with dogs? like i get the ha ha funny crass edgy joke they were going for, but my question is does it even work? id never have associated cats with butt sniffing

he was so cool and cunning in 1st season and now he's just a toddler, they made him so retarded over the course of the show to get people to dislike him and it didnt even work

I voted for this.

>>220476314
>kimiko has v1 and also delivers the virus
>the virus works instantly
so... homelander could've been killed by literally a tactical virus-mine. Gotcha
What a waste of a show.

>>220476179
Your soul is shorn like an albino with alopecia.

>>220474853
she answered the call

>>220476676
Your soul has a pour diet that leads to your hair being flat, brittle and lifeless with constant split ends.

>>220473145
so the leak was true in the end? 7 episodes of fucking nothing, then episode 8 is a mystery

>>220476720
YOUR SOUL HAS BLACK PEOPLE HAIR! But it's balding like Lebron James hairline. You know, so it's basically bald but also black and that's extra bad.

>>220476777
episode 8 leaked here >>220476314

>>220476818
Bro not him but there's a line when it comes to things that are okay to say even in the heat of an internet battle and you just crossed it man. Jesus Christ. Shame on you.

>>220476818
Your soul has thick luscious hair, but it also has a scraggly, patchy beard and peach fuzz moustache that looks awful and it refuses to shave, making it look like a creep that people just shake their head at.

>>220476314
if it didn't kill soulja boi, why would it kill homelander?

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>>220476818
>>220476886

PLEASE STOP THIS IS JUST CRUEL AT THIS POINT

>>220476051
sex stuff

>>220473145
Remember when chuds convinced themselves that basedbeans had estrogen and turned people gay?

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>>220474869
she's a fine ass black queen you mean? they don't give her makeup because it's anti black propaganda this whole show is anti black

>>220477139
would

>>220474140
The comic book reason as to why he was called Mother's Milk was
MM was the only superpowered member of the Boys. He had super strength but had to go and drink his jabba the hut tier bloatwhale of a mother(mutated by compound V in the water or something)'s breast milk every now and then.
Not sure which is dumber, your webm or the comic plot.

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God I've hated Frenchie since season 2. Glad he's finally gone.

>>220473145
Breastfeeding mandatory is godly
Probably solve a ton of health problems. My baby is entirely breastfed and at 4 months theyre in the 95% percentile of height

>>220473555
Holding the bow the wrong way round and it's not even strung

>>220474140
what's wrong with her faaaace

>>220477170
Bit wrong there.
>Butcher/Frenchie/Hughie/Terror all got a version of Compound V sponsored by the government that gives them atleast super strength so they can do their job of fucking up supes.
>MM as you said got it through his mother and a dependency on her.
>Kimiko/The Female had hers because as a Baby she basically did a Obelix and fell into a pot of Compound V.

>>220474140
>Pigeon didn't even shit on the bullies' heads
What a waste of time

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>>220473720
Genuinely happened with the Joker. Had to put him down in the sequel.

>>220477343
That's the point you tard.

>>220477343
Bows are not meant to be used without arrows, you wannabe-smartass.

>>220477484
They would rather crash and burn an immediately successful franchise than admit that men have valid complaints.

>>220473145
>but what if the child has allergies?
then he wasnt fit to survive. fuck 'em.
>but what if the mother cant produce milk?
then she wasnt fit to carry children. fuck 'em.

>>220477139
I hate that it's racist now for black women to have the good hair. Always gotta be some giant afro or dreads or some shit.

>>220473919
do people honestly watch this trash?

>>220477830
I hate-watch it, hence the webms

>>220477803
They'll have black women looking like extras on Soul Train and act like that's okay but a straight hair black woman is evil.

>>220473610
>oh LAWD he finna LOSE his dammm MIND mmmhmmm!
why would the smartest person on earth talk like that

>>220473555
"taylor sheridan AI' got a chuckle but this is still a waste of budget

>>220474656
Bitches be like "why didn't he fly" as if gravity wouldn't increase the weight on his neck

>>220473145
>the big bad is correct about everything

why are people supposed to hate him again?

>>220474656
>>220477887
Most people with Type 1 narcolepsy have cataplexy, a loss of muscle strength caused by too much laughter or fear. They're fully awake during this, just completely weak. Noir 2.0 killed himself with a soundboard.

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>>220474190
Can't believe you guys watch this shit

On the upside, I've now got the perfect webm for the next Bryce Dallas Howard thread

>>220475102
Most likely, you can go back through Jensen's career and he's never had a period of his hair thinning or receding. He's just one of the lucky ones when it comes to genetics.

>>220476065
This, like when Superman was able to snap Zod's neck

>>220477769
children do not have allergies to their own mother's milk.

>>220477404

It was THIS fucking close to being kino and they still fucked it up.

>>220474364
>Cat immediately goes for the kill instead of toying with the rat for half an hour
Lazy ass writers, lack of attention to detail is a sure sign nobody gives a shit

>outlaw abortion

Why does Homelander care about that?

Shouldn't he be aborting all non-supe babies?

>>220477658
>men have valid compalints
Throwing mother of all bitchfits when people stop kissing your ass, and start calling you a faggot is not a "valid complain"

>>220478771
Ywnbaw

>>220473804
Unconditional love is a foreign concept to ((writers))

>>220477658
it was never supposed to be a franchise movie it was an art film, you wanting him to meet batman and the penguin is what caused the sequel btw

>>220473999

You know there's Lactaid, right?

>>220473145
Very based laws tbqh

>>220476314
They've humiliated Homelander so much I feel like I am gonna actually feel bad for him dying. Felt nothing when Frenchie died so good job writers lmao

>>220475615
Was it analingus she did? I thought she was licking her own pussy

Why did they feel the need to insult Sheridan slop when their own show is worse than most of it?

>>220477876
I was talking about this the other day when someone brought up the term African American Vernacular English. I have literally never heard a black person use the word "vernacular" the term ks fucking Ebonics. And Ebonics literally hard-limits higher thinking. Epistemologically, someone who conceptualizes ideas through a language that has no words for higher ideas and concepts literally becomes locked out of mentally formulating or reaching certain higher ideas because they cannot linguistically build up to them, much less express them. In other words, part of why retards stay retards is that their vocabularies and speech patterns prevent them from building up their own minds.
All this to say it is beyond retarded to have a smart person who speaks like a nigger.

>>220473441
>>220474853
>Despite her inability to s ile
>camera focuses on Erin Moriarty's mangled face
You can't convince me the producers don't hate her.

Ok

>>220473145
if you actually watch this garbage show i have zero respect for you as a person

>>220475700
This will work on people with leftist tendencies(mental retardation)

>>220474171
I'm so sick of gooners keeping bullshit alive and successful because they're horny.

>>220473145
Would you vote for Homelander?

oi omelanda

>>220480100
No I'm not a supe i'm a schmuck

>>220473555
since when was illegal immigration a thing in the Boys universe?

>>220473610
fucking retarded, love makes things predictable. It's like in literally every supervillian speech. I'll hold or threaten your loved one then you'll do whatever I say.

>>220476314
>They defeat Mr America by having the only Japanese cast-member develop Kamikaze Pilot superpowers

Oh christ oh God oh no

>>220476324
It is too what I believe

>>220476314
So superheroes still exist by the end of the show? So none of this was resolved and another Homelander will just come around?
Wasn’t the premise of season 1 (didn’t watch past that point) that most of them end up egotistical and causing more harm than good? Especially since most of them were complicit in the Homelander takeover?

What is this show lol

Holy fuck what a shit episode and now they have to somehow wrap everything up in one final 60 minutes.
Fucking hilarious.
>oh you wanted a cool super hero fight? maybe the story actually going somewhere?
>lmao fuck you, here's a dog dude and a cat girl sniffing eachother

What if they announce Season 6?

Couldn't deep literally tear sharks to pieces by hand? Wouldn't their bites do absolutely nothing to him? At best they'd be an inconvenience.
God this show is so fucking shit

>>220480712
Tiny fish could swim into his gills

The amount of radiation on kimiko and her clothes (not even including the room she was in) would have irradiated and killed every human she got close to as soon as she stepped outside

>>220473581
The golf courses in Dubai yeah.

>>220480712
he wants to be mates with them, killing them doesn't solve the problem

>>220480776
lol what? That's not how radiation works dumb ass.

>>220473145
>questioning feminism and immigration means you're a silly bigot! Just look at how mean this fictional character who did it is!

Americans are a nation of clowns.

>>220480827
Yes it is lil bro, look it up and get back to me.

>stares directly at object he can't see through
>now they've tricked me with zinc before
>gee I wonder if I should just blast it with lasers just to be sure
>nahh lol
I will never fathom how shit the writing in this show can be.

>>220480949
Is this your first television show lil guy?

>Shows tries very hard to make you think America is ruled by facists IRL

sage an open misanthrope that just wants to be left alone stuck around with bunch of terrorists with no intention to help them because..?
oh yeah right she's black AND a woman so she definitely needs redemption arc how could i have forgotten

>>220473145
you have to be very american to endure this show
but is funny how the more unlikeable the writers try to make homelander,the more relatable and sympathetic he gets

>>220476314
What a waste of time

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>>220476314
>Hijacks your show to make Supernatural part 2 with his old castmates?
How does he do it? Are fujos really that strong?

will we ever get another tv series that won't get ruined by trump
I doubt it
as a European, I get it, Trump's a pedophile and a fucking retard but the constant references to him everywhere are so fucking tiring

>>220473145
Wait, this is the bad guy?

>>220481528
Trump is never mentioned on this show. If you think every villain that's a narcissistic psycho is a Trump allegory, that's on you.

>>220481565
tell that to the writers please

>>220481452
Best character on Prime.

>>220473145
How do people enjoy this agitprop that controls your thoughts and arguments in some "Blue Wave saved us, Red wave killed us" hallucination? Media-literate goldfish memory can't spot a script when they enjoy the endless cliffhangers and soap cliches too much.

>>220481565
Does media ever encourage the same "reading comprehension" of Buyden/Obama's terms as oppressive in bank bailouts, directives on big tech censorship topics, handing healthcare "nonprofits" over to insurance companies? And just as many wars under their "watch"? Uniparty ahoy!

>>220474541
>(((frenchman)))
uh... that's a subhuman kike

>>220476314
fuckin hell

Are supes weak to surprise headlocks? What the fuck is going on?

Homelander killed the president who probably was a jewish cocksucker anyway, then he goes and kills a jew in a gruesome manner, he's a hero

Why didn't Soldier Boy try his chest blast thingy when Homelander grabbed him?

>>220482361
It's not what Clara would want

>>220481792
so a frech...

>>220482361
It only works from the front.
>but why didn't he TRY?
See >>220482415
>but Crimson Countess?
Retcon.

>>220481792
Yes! Free Palestine my brother!

>>220482361
He just couldn't, okay? He also couldn't kick or punch or anything like that.

>>220473804
they're jewish

Why did the homelander church song have to be a banger?

>>220480949
can't he hear heartbeats and have super smell too? Did the V1 make him weaker?

>>220473145
This show is so low budget and cheap. Every set is some abandoned building or an office space.

>Homelander is an asexual weirdo
>but also a rapist
???

>>220481452
Supernatural is the only show Kripke managed to keep decent for five seasons, no wonder the guy has a hard on for the winchesters.

>>220483414
he's not asexual, just selective. he bangs the nazi lady.
also, have you seen becca? she's hot.
i watched a completely different show, called "CASTLE" (abc), and the main protag gets brutally mogged by a new chad character who makes the protag (nathan fillion) look like nebbish dork. that new character is played IRL by a chad who married becca's actress IRL, and they divorced. this is further proof of how hot she is. (god nordic chicks are sexy)

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>>220483638
And they're divorced now. And no, homie really is asexual but has had sex. He and Maeve were also an item. My theory is that Ryan and Homie are brothers/clones.

>>220473145
Guys I'm starting to think homelander might be an allegory for trump

>>220483783
they missed out a key detail, the orange fake tan.
without that, most of us can't make the connection because we don't have TDS.
>ooooh my gawd did you not see the gold statue???
yeah so what, g.floyd also got a statue, and a gold casket.

the donald is bad (for israel reasons) that the show and kripke refused to show (because they are biased and cowards).

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Is what he said supposed to be bad? I've never watched this show

Why are chuds crying itt

>>220483877
He's evil and says evil things and you're not supposed to agree with him.

>>220484023
But breastfeeding is better for the baby and nut milk is not real milk. I don't see the problem, how is this evil?

>>220484102
'cause only psychos drink cow milk and breastfeeding oppresses women and trans folx

>>220473674

you. most likely.

>>220484193
who writes this stuff

>>220479884
I'm so tired of feign-prude retards telling people what to do while furiously masturbating to the most degenerate shit in secret.

>>220477045
Remember when they ate horse paste to "cure" a virus? And then shat stripes of their intestines out and thought they were worms?

>>220477658
But the point was that he was a sick retard.

>>220481452
His pals literally lasted one episode.

>>220473145
HEIL HOMELANDER
HEIL TRUMP
HEIL MAGA

>>220476314
>>220476854
don’t believe this fake bullshit

>>220484322
psychos and trans folx

>>220473145
HE AINT WRONG

HE AINT WRONG

>>220484458
Okay, write a better final episode and convince me that the writers of the show are smart enough to write something of the same quality or better.
Go on, I double doggy dare you.

>>220473145
So, the message is... Daddy Gov bad? Or would it be ok if it were 500 Homelanders doing the very same shit?

>>220473145
I know people are retarded and have awful taste, but they actually watch this and think it's good?

>>220473290
>Kimiko tries to blast Homelander
>explodes into a million depowered pieces

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This season feels like a first draft. How was that the penultimate episode? The fuck is even gonna happen next episode? I had low hopes after S4 but this is so dogshit. Just constantly spinning their wheels going nowhere, introducing new shit so late so they can play with it for 1 episode and throw it away.

>>220473485
it's not concerning if you really look into it

>>220477259
I was breastfed and Im 5 7...

>>220485106
Yeah but your dad was 5'3"

>>220473483
he should have made him suck his dick for it
>pottery

>>220477259
>baby height percentile
Absolutely retarded metric

>>220477259
Yeah but it's also black because your wife cucked you

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>>220473720
>when will they learn
maybe tomorrow... maybe a year from now... maybe yesterday

>>220473145
>Homelander bans nut milk, makes breastfeeding mandatory
WTF I love Homelander now?

>>220473145
vegans BTFO by one of their own, Gaylander

>>220476030
saaars

>>220485219
No, but me mum was

>man that hates the human race bans abortions
???

>>220473145
He said literally nothing wrong, why does left shows make the bad guys the most reasonable choices every time?

>>220473658
why's the shark talkin' 'bonics / zoomer?

>>220485833
That's unironically sam l jackson and the writers throw money on famous celebs and not on the story or fights.

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>>220474412
>>220474469
>>220473720
>>220482333
Hey I missed replying the last time it was brought up, but FYI Alan Moore did in fact conclude Miracleman with "And in our perfect superhero utopia free of religion, nuclear power or capitalism, it will of course be normal to fuck four-year-olds"

>>220478889
Unconditional love isn't real you flaming faggot

>>220477658
you're correct but the sad sacks here are to broken and normalized in their brokeness to admit it.

>>220480830
They didn't start that way. It took time, manipulation, conditioning, and killing their best in a couple of wars. Beware, your country is not immune to the world banks or propaganda.

>>220481681
No, they didn't even do that when he was in office. They sucked his dick and glazed him the whole way, best you get is a birth certificate and tranny wife conspiracy.
Bush on the other hand was the last era's Trump. LITTLE BUSH!

>>220486083
Mom>baby

>>220486083
sucks 2 b u

>>220483346
only in season 1. he forgot most of his powers after.

for me it was the two supes with super smell sniffing each other and not picking up on the smell of two people who were right there seconds ago and are only a few feet above them both in the roof

This shit is so cringe. The government would not allow this nonsense to happen on both sides.

"Babies need their mothers"
this is supposed to be a bad guy line btw

>>220488253
The fuck are they gonna do? All the glowie agencies were purged Yezhov style and it's not like they can touch Homelander. His own creators couldn't keep him in check
The line about humans outnumbering supes is cope. There is nothing humanity can do. There's nothing the boys can do. It takes them multiple supes and insane amount of luck to get anything done

>>220475737
It's fascinating seeing you say this is outlandish when every other reply is "based! this should actually happen!"

>>220488323
Bad writing is bad writing. Ennis made a point that the government, however incompetent, still gets shit done and the military will stomp out most threats. The idiots writing this just want a Trump allegory. The 2016s-2020s will go down as the worst decade at this point.

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Yeah I just can't see anything we get in the finale hitting anywhere as close to as hard as this. I don't think the comic is some masterpiece either, wouldn't even call it great, but at least it's consistent and feels like it has something to say

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whats stopping you from doing picrel to a 300 IQ negress?

>>220474903
He's the second best. Homelander is first best.

>>220473290
so a smart ass black woman and now a strong asian woman will defeat the big bad. Oh my heckin science this propaganda is so fucking blatant and stupid.

>>220473555
lmao the writers actually have the balls to make fun of tyler sheridan's writing when this is the shit they're making

>>220474190
he meant
'we're bad writers and can only try to be funny by making peepeepoopoo jokes like a toddler or with male nudity'

>>220473610
man that thing is so fucking ugly, big bad harv was right.

the only good scene this episode was homelander teleporting in front of frenchie at the sound of his fingers

>>220473658
Don't this motherfucker have super strength

>>220488775
i think sages is ugly as fuck, but that one s worst.

>>220473804
Because that's how insufferable 2smart4u people are

>>220481247
they can't redeem her at this point
she's already proven herself to be the most useless supe in the show despite having arguably the best power.

Homelander should've turned her into paste.

>>220473658
Legit what are they going to do the Deep has been shown to be a fairly strong supe?

>>220489123
The scene with him not jumping the ocean was stupidl, sure, it's not like all the animals were waiting there to jump him or something

but devil's advocate, he's been shown to use animals for travel in the ocean (which makes zero sense btw, that'd be slow as fuck, literally slower than boats), and technically even if he is strong/durable, a school of great whites or something could still fuck him up.

>>220489051
Super strength won't stop an eel sliding into his gills and suffocating him

>>220489123
The writers genuinely have no idea what anyone's powers do and just make up shit as they go along.
It's why Starlight goes from being literally a lightbulb engineer to flying around as fast as Homelander.

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>>220473441
>feels like season 1
I don't know where their budget is going but this episode fucking sucks.
>let's just keep putting soldier boy in the cryo
>give kimiko his powers because why not
>we got a supa computa

>>220489123
Why is Deep getting the blame? Yeah he shilled for the pipeline but he didn't destroy it. He killed the guy responsible for that

>>220473658
The fact that we only have one episode to see what happens with this is so fucking retarded

>>220489199
samuel l jackson as a shark for 20 seconds costs a lot, OK?

>>220489203
Noir probably dressed up as him or something who even knows, how did Noir even destroy a pipeline at the bottom of the ocean when he's been one of the few supes they regularly showed to be literally just a regular ass mfer, even if the latest incarnation could fly.

>>220473145
>Breastfeeding is mandatory
MY
FUARKING
HERO

>>220478771
You just proved his point.

>>220489241
>it was actually the deep developing split personality disorder
>cognitive dissonance made his brain pin it on noir
>he killed noir for nothing
>the fish know it was deep

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>>220474347
>cassava
Did he mean cabeza, and the character is supposed to be dumb, or is it just the writing is awful like normal?

>>220489274
close but actually:
>deep has never actually communicated with the sea life, he's just controlling them, their words are just his own mind reflecting back at himself, hence why when he's feeling down, the shark is an asshole to him, when he wanted a gf, the octopus was hitting on him, etc.

>>220473581
>there are more golf courses than data centers

Just deboonked you retarded chuds

>>220476030
he looks like a fag

>>220489303
Is this the comic canon?

>>220473555
>>220473581
>>220473610
>>220474064
yeah but golf courses actually do something.
"data centers" and "ai" aren't things that provide anything to anyone beyond cultists.

>>220476314
>Soulja Boy WILL return
>Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>220489329
No, in the comic he can't even breathe underwater and basically has nothing to do with the water. He's a nigger in the comic also kek

>>220489345
>soulja boy tell em
>I got this new supe for yall called the soulja boy
>YOUUUUUU
>*jensen starts dancin*

Haven't watched this season yet. How much of the dumb dick stuff did they put in?