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I agree, OPSporty > Scary > Posh > Ginger > Baby
Posh > Ginger > Baby > SportyAnd that's the list of fuckable Spice Girls. Anybody not on this list was either not in the Spice Girls or not fuckable.
>>220473471It's too bad they gave her that sporty gimmick... sport clothes are not sexy. Meanwhile she's the sexiest one in the group
>>220473471Sporty has the best voice
>>220473511I agree. But probably would Mel B too if I'm honest.
>>220473511low T
>>220473542kys
>>220473471At the time: Ginger > Baby > Posh > Scary > SportyNowadays: Sporty > Scary > Baby > Ginger > Posh
>>220473471Ginger > Sporty > Baby > Mel B > Posh
>>220473569>Sporty has the best voiceAnd it's not even close. It's wild how much more talented she is than the others.
>>220473471Ginger > all other bitchesBag It Up was the first music video I fapped to.
Scary >>> GingerSportyBaby >>>>>[POWER GAP]>>>>>>> Posh
>>220473471why did they call her scary anyway i bet that's considered racist now
>>220473489Ginger is the first one that always comes to mind when I think of spice girls so she’s the best
Is that Kristina Rose from porn? First from left
Posh's ice queen allure and latex/leather outfits drove me fuck wild Now that I'm older I'd pick Sporty
>>220473471>What shall we call the Black one?>Mel...B?>Ok, and what about the Caucasian one?>Mel...C?BRAVO LUCAS
>>220473951Posh looks so scary now.
>>220473471Sporty has aged great, she's a toit milf now.
>one black chick>“Scary”
>>220475608Posh Spice is White
>>220475608ironically i always found scary spice to be the most approachable
>>220474568Ginger is the only Spice Girl whose name isn't also a personality trait. How is that not racist?
>>220473471I used to fap so much to this movie
Mel B was the only one that made my pee pee tingle. The rest of them were just solid sevens with little to no sex appeal.
>>220473471This film got utterly mogged by Josie and the Pussycats.
>>220473471Is this the best Mel C song? https://youtu.be/2nEzfa43VF8?si=YJ5DmToja8cZSnJs
>>220473471>If you wannabe my lover>you gotta get with my friendsAwesome, a six-way orgy. That's so progressive.
>>220476820No, the one she did with Bryan Adams is.
best spice girl. Aged the best.
>>220474568I had my first wank to Ginger Spice
>>220477510>those shittoosShame she fucked her body up so badly.
>>220473471>Spice girls >They don't actually name themselves after spices
>>220473471You can't retroactively say Mel C is your favorite now that she's aged the best out of all of them. In their primes Posh and Ginger mogged all
>>220477510Phwoaaarrr
>>220475711>Ginger isn't a personality trait
>>220480096This. If you say "Ginger Cat" you know exactly their temperament and mentality.
Childhood is loving ginger spice Adulthood is realizing sporty spice was cutest and chillest
>>220473471Sporty > Ginger > Baby > Scary > Beckham > Ice
>>220478814>You can't retroactively say Mel C is your favorite now that she's aged the bestJoke's on you. I've always been into her type: Tomboyish, cute face, athletic body, small tits.Plus, it was always clear she'd age the best out of all of them.
My uncle filmed this movie. He opted to do this instead of going to Australia to help film The Phantom Menace at the time because his kids were so young. They and my aunt also attended the concert seen at the end of the film.
>>220473471Mel B was kinda hot though. She had that dominant energy and would probably break your pelvis in bed.
>>220480459Didn't Eddie Murphy put a baby in her?
>>220480459>that dominant energyI got that more from Posh. Complete bitch who'll treat you like a slave. Also fits with whom she went on to marry (though that was likely mostly for fame).
>>220480476I didn't know that>Eddie Murphy and Mel B's daughter is Angel Iris Murphy Brown, who is now living as a transgender man and uses the pronouns "him." Fucking kek
Isn't Sporty the only one that can actually sing?
>>220475711She's also the only spice girl to be named after an actual spice
>>220480591Well, she's the only one who still has a career as a singer.
>>220480576guh what?
>>220480691>certainly they must have named the redhead "ginger" after the spice, what other reason could there beBesides, you can use anything as a spice as long as you dry and grate it first. So "Baby" works as well.
>>220480691>he doesn't season his food with baby like the elites
>>220473471Ginger aged the best and is married to Christian Horner who is based.
Loved it when Geri's nudes came out
>>220480796Christian Horner is a slut. Basically a male version of her.
Never cared for Spice Girls, but I like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E7yYNGIKvk
>>220480985That song got so fucking butchered by casting show candidates all over the world.
>>220480865Who are some other sluts that have won 6 constructors titles?
>>220480576Eddie is a notorious tranny fucker so it's no surprise this was passed on in a way
>>220481216Ross Brawn, Toto Wolff, Adrian Newey.
>>220481435Whatever, David Beckham is a slut of the highest order.
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>>220481509David Beckham is a cuck. Hence why he married Posh.
>>220473526>sport clothes are not sexyspeak for yourself
>>220473951This anon gets it.
>>220479090Is that Kylie? She moggs them all.
>>220481876Why is he famous? Just a soccer pretty boy or was he legitimately good?
>>220473511>a racist appearsWe get it, you don't like black people
>>220474568I want to binge on Ging's minge
>>220473471Fuck GingerKill ScaryMarry SportyCheat with BabyIgnore Posh
You can see Baby's panties in their first video, also Scary+Sporty have hard nips. Ginger was always trashy and Posh always came across as a poor person's idea of rich.
OP is a pretty cool guy>>220473511Ginger>Sporty>Baby>PoshI don't like skeletons.
>>220482044He was legitimately very good. But also Posh had good business sense and managed his brand well after he retired. He's also not a moron like many footballers and doesn't spaz out and make headlines, which also helps.
>>220476823>Spice Girls reverse gangbangHot
>>220482044>was he legitimately goodFor an English player, yes, he was legitimately good.Never won any international titles.
What the fuck was up with the video, they kidnap a kid and turn him into a fairy or something
>>220482598Wish fulfilment fantasy of the director's.
>>220482598It's a song about nostalgia and about wishing you could stay in the past. Which makes sense for what is effectively the last true Spice Girls song.
Which one is Mel C? Is that the black one or one of the uggly ones? I know there's two Mels in the group.
>>220483161That's Mel(anie) B(rown)
>>220483529>B(rown)They really weren't big on subtlety, were they?
>>220473471Posh all the way.
>>220482383Kek good to know, I might try to watch the World Cup this year.
>>220484361>I might try to watch the World Cup this year.Probably the worst world cup to get into football with. Not only will the stadiums be half empty, the massive heat will also mean a much lesser quality of play than usual. It'll also mean that there will be "hydration breaks" every 15 minutes or so, which means that the games will not get into their usual flow. And, finally, with so many teams, the matchups will be lopsided and not particularly tense for most of the games. Certainly not in the group stage.
>>220484482Damn. Sports are one of the last things I can actually count on not being woke. Formula and Indy are currently competing to see who can be the most boring and I just can’t with nascar.
>>220482450he won a Champion's League with Man U iirc and then went on to that superstar team in Real, I might be mistaken I never paid much attention to football other than listening to other people talk about it
>>220473471Seems like in the 90s that England was still kind of cool and had some global cultural impactThen suddenly it became uncool and you never hear about it anymore.Downtown Abby was pretty lame but it at least some people liked it.
>>220486029Oh. Somehow missed this in his list of titles.Still quite underwhelming for how overhyped he was at the time.
>>220486361oh yeah for sure, at the time you'd hear about him everywhere. Like the other anon said, excellent brand management.
>>220477510
freshen up yah tea guvnah
>>220486102There was a resurgence of Cool Britannia in 2010, especially among Tumblr users. One Direction, Keep Calm, Harry Potter, BBC Sherlock. The very series you mentioned is an example of that. Also, I remember it being common to see UK flags on everything (even in East Asia).Of course it was just a fad, but if I had to put an end to it it would be 2015
>>220486850Austin Powers will always be cool.
Also, did you hear that England will single-handedly secure the strait of hormuz? England is still cool. Even if it thinks the colonies and the continent are both lame.
Right bunch o slags they are
I would kill to see them fuck