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Can you name a movie that fits the conditions?
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>>220476683
How would I know what anything has on rotten tomatoes?
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Not quite 50 but the exorcist 3 and I only watched it 2 or 3 years ago. 60 on reddit tomatoes
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Mike Myers Cat in the Hat (2003)
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>>220476683
easy peasy
>18% on Rotten Tomatoes
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>>220476683
Jason Momoa's Conan the Barbarian.
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
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>>220476732
Holy fucking based
>>220476683
Jack and Jill
White Chicks
Dude, Where's My Car
Freddy Got Fingered
ATHFCMFFT
The Zack Snyder Justice League Trilogy
Megalopolis
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>>220476724
This was my first thought
Maybe that site is more important to normies than I expected
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>>220476683
I like a lot of crap but so does the common man

My choices will never pass the rotten tomatoes test
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>>220476683
Fred the Movie. Genuinely hilarious.
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>>220476732
Came to post this.
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>>220476683
>rotten tomatoes
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Drive Angry
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>>220476724
google
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xckd stands for This Guy Sucks Cock
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>>220476827
>What skills do you have
>I like dancing
>NO!
>bodyslams his own son thru a glass table
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Shockingly good. I expected absolute trash
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I thought the Jerry Seinfeld pop-tarts movie was pretty funny. Never really understood the hate it got
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>>220476683
Constantine at 46% critic score
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>>220476683
Only God Forgives
Megalopolis
Blackhat
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>>220476921
I like Constantine
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>>220477010
I really really like this imagine, anon. May I save it perchance?
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>>220476908
Watched this with my friends when we were like 13, was absolute kino.
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>>220476908
had this on VHS. the cover looks like terrible and the opening credits were like 5 minutes long but it was surprisingly good. the scene were they steal hitlers car was the best
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Gunhed
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>>220476874
PLEASE, SIT ON MY FACE
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>>220476766
I recently watched jack and jill and it really wasnt that bad. It wasnt good but normalfags remember jack and jill as the worst novie of all time for some reason and all I could think about while watching it is how basically everything from the 2020s has been worse.
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>>220476683
The A-Team movie (48% tomatometer, 66% popcornmeter)
City of Ember is pretty close (53% tomatometer, 46% popcornmeter)
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Van Helsing
Underworld
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Speed Racer
The Book of Eli
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>>220476683
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
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>>220477162
>Underworld
watched this with my pants around my ankles when I was like 12
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>>220476683
The beach bum even though it's at 58%, I've seen it four times so it evens out
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>>220476683
This really isn't difficult if you have even a basic ability to think for yourself instead of just regurgitating opinions and letting talking heads do your thinking for you
>Only God Forgives I would say The Neon Demon but I just learned it's actually now at 59% so I think critics have reevaluated what dumb fucks they were being
>King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
>Murder Mystery 2
>300: Rise of an Empire
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>>220476683
I don't go on that website and that's for the better
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>>220476683
Equilibrium.
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>>220477198
this was badly received? it was a great movie
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>>220476683
Baise-moi
Jason X
Dumb and Dumberer
Freddy Got Fingered
Hannah Montana: The Movie
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>>220477039
All yours, my friend!
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>>220476683
its hard because there are enough movies i've yet to watch that I think i'll enjoy, so I simply don't watch movies that it looks like i'll hate (that naturally includes a lot of movies that are coming out now)
i've already seen enough marvel and star wars slop for a lifetime, i really don't need any more
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>>220476683
Butterfly Effect
Technically doesn't really satisfy the "in your adult life" condition but I really don't give a fuck, their site is shit to navigate
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>>220476683
Boondock Saints.
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>>220477298
36% on rotten tomatoes. I was also surprised
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>>220477406
>Critics Consensus
>The plot for Behind Enemy Lines is more jingoistic than credible, and the overload of flashy visual tricks makes the action sequences resemble a video game.
what a bunch of mouthbreathers
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>>220476683
speed racer
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>>220476908
A nice throwback to old comedies. Certainly a blatant homage to Mad Mad Mad Mad World.
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Only God Forgives is at 41%
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>>220477241
Tread softly...
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>>220477062
I got guns on my hed but don't call me a gun hed
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>>220477486
it's literally a remake of that movie, like they don't even pretend it's an original script
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>>220477502
>Only God Forgives is at 41%
ACK!!
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>>220477427
A lot of the negativity from reviewers is probably down to the NATO intervention in Kosovo in 1999 not being very popular with the liberal crowd at the time and this movie uses it as a backdrop. Guilt by association basically
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>>220477526
Yeah. I almost put "homage" in quotes.
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>>220477502
I don't remember anything about that shit except Goose wanting to fuck his own mother, TAKE THAT DRESS OFF, and the chink cop singing at a karaoke. Winding Refn is such a curious case. He was at the cultural forefront in early 2010s. Everyone was talking about Drive. Even The Neon Demon was pretty big. But then he just vanished from cultural consciousness and makes videogame shit with Kojima or something.
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>>220476683
>Can you name a movie that fits the conditions?
Before or after I pretend to like beer?
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>>220477585
just post a movie. you gotta do your part.
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tv show, not a movie, but she hulk
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Not a writer with the New York Daily News but I agree it’s 4 stars for me!
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>>220477585
that comic ruined him for me
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Van Helsing is 24% or RT
or are we talking audience score
cuz that might be actually hard..
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15:17 to Paris and J. Edgar
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>>220476683
I haven't liked a single movie that's come out in my adulthood so, no, I can't.
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>>220477518
it's my show I'm schmandy schmilosawkis
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I watched this expecting bottom of the barrel slop and it was genuinely fun
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>>220476683
WAIT wait wait
I think I don't get it
If a movie is rated BELOW 50%, doesn't that means it's popular?
The less %, doesn't mean it's more "fresh" and the more % means it's rotten?
What's the "unpopular" part here? I don't understand the assignement
Am I too stupid or too smart here, I don't get it
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>>220477864
Too stupid. The % is "freshness", where low = rotten = shit and high = fresh = good.
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>>220477864
The 'tomatometer' is % of positive reviews, so higher % = more popular.
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>>220476683
BvS.
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>>220477864
Popular doesn't mean "liked". It just means well known. It can be famous or infamous but they're both well known. Obscure films don't count, I guess.
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well I guess this covers it
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>>220477213
>King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
I love this crazy-ass movie, especially the soundtrack.
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>15% rating
I dunno I thought it was funny
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47%
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>>220476683
Reminiscence with Huge Jackedman is one of the best movies of this decade
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>>220476921
HOW
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>>220476683
Star wars: Clone wars (episode 5)
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>>220476683
Does this count?
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>>220476683
Him (2025). Just last year, very easy.
AVP (2004) for something older.
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From what I am seeing in the thread, OP's Pic is just what retards who don't watch movies beleive is a hard question
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>>220476683
It's an interesting premise, there's an island of prisoners the main character has to infiltrate and win the death race to become their king. The Death Race movies are pretty underrated imo.
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>>220477241
>movie is pure fucking kino
>40% on RT
film critics are gayer than Armond White
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>>220478334
Meanwhile this turd is certified fresh?
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>>220476908
I still think of the "Klaus Barbie museum" every so often
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>>220478283
More like someone who doesn't understand stats, which is ironic from an XKCD comic. Even a percentage as low as 25% means one in four people liked it.
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>>220476683
>wall of text
>the left can't neme
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>>220477062
Nobody even remembers this movie but the game based on it is an absolute classic.
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>>220476683
I never check the RT score of any films I watch so no I can’t do this.
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>>220476766
Freddy got fingered is the best comedy of all time how did it get less than 50 on RT?
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>>220478804
Same. I don't even understand how those stupid percentage scores work.
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>>220476921
That’s insane. It was a solid flick
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>>220477427
In what galaxy is it jingoistic? The politics of the conflict zone are barely discussed. It’s just a generic battlefield with some vaguely slavoid bad guys.
It’s not like he’s in Palestine fighting for the IDF
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>>220476683
This isn’t hard at all.
People used to get beat up and ostracized specifically for liking things other people did not and then those things would become major fads 2 or so decades later.
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>>220478364
>39% critic score for Denzel’s best movie
What the fuck?
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Movies from the 2000s are easy, now pick something after 2010.
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I liked Minecraft and Five Nights at Freddy's 2. No, not "ironically". I've been a huge fan of Jared Hess since Nacho Libre, I thought Minecraft extended his "drama for kids" approach in a nice way and a lot of the things people lauged at "because they were bad" were inetentional. It's like nobody has seen Napoleon Dynamite anymore and just thought the movie poofed into existence so none of it could have possibly been on purpose.
FNaF2 was just an episode of goosebumps. If you didn't get it then whatever.
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It's basically a PG13 Scorsese film with a female protagonist. I like Scorsese so naturally I enjoyed it too.
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>>220478914
>A Cruella movie where... she's not even remotely evil, doesn't actually want to turn the dalmations into a coat, and bears absolutely no resemblance to the character from the cartoon
>instead she's just a generic girlboss we've seen in a thousand movies and shows since 2010
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I think I'm the only one who thought this was a goddamn masterpiece.
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>>220476683
The Underworld movies and Mummy (Brendan) sequels + Scorpion King, assuming he's talking about critic score. It isn't hard to like things people hate at all.
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>>220476683
jurassic world rebirth is 50%
superfly 2018 is 51%
this is retarded because it's very difficult to get below 50% on rotten tomatoes
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>>220476683
Unironically the Avatar trilogy of movies. Everyone seems to hate them and have this unjustified opinion that they're terrible. When pressed, they can't actually explain why they hate the movies, they just say they're generic and someone told them they're bad so they didn't watch them. I love them though and they're some of the only good original movies being made right now. Definitely the only thing worth seeing in a theater.
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>>220476683
going down to films i only liked rather than love;

Infinite 2021
canary black 2024
Hellfire 2026
tekken 2
blunt force trauma 2015
now you see me 2

13 hours, tron legacy and elevation are over 50%
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I like this movie, it had some cool visuals, Richie's style in medieval time was fun, and it was actually a somewhat fresh vision of the Arturian myth. I do agree the final fight sucked but on the whole I really liked it.
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>>220479226
Bollocks
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>>220476683
I thought Jeepers Creepers, 47% on RT but yeah I didn't read the thing close enough because I watched that as a kid (although I have watched it again recently and still like it quite a lot).
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>>220478125
>Ooo is this a film about a medieval cup bearer?
>Maybe with all kinds of court politics and intrigue?
>Nah just a buncha "movie industry slop" because that's all they know
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>>220476764
based kaosbro. watch tekken 2
>>220477864
it's just the percentage of reviews that are positive i.e. higher than 6/10. if everyone gave a movie 3 stars out of 5 that would be 100% positive
>>220478283
>>220478377
i don't think you understand just how rare 2/5 star ratings are
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>>220476683
It's literally a masterpiece.
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>>220479315
I refuse to believe this is badly rated. No I will not check
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I absolutely love this, I've watched it several times.
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>>220476921
This came out when I was a kid but I only saw it as an adult a few years ago, so fuck it I'm counting that one. How some piece of windowlickers backwash like Thor 2 gets 67% but Constantine gets 46% is beyond me.
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>>220479386
I'm a sucker for 00's dark goth cyber bio punk anything
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>>220476683
The man who stare at goats.
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>>220476683
Lone Ranger
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>>220479428
>the men who stare at goatse
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>>220476683
>is rated below 50% on rotten tomatoes
Critic or Audience score? I feel like the former is a lot easier than the latter.
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>>220476683
Escape Plan (2013)

It's an interesting premise and I thought it was entertaining and reasonably well-executed.
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>>220479315
This one is literally my guilty pleasure. I have never laughed in a movie as much as this one. I will always love it and defend it.
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>>220476683
Hard to kill/Out for Justice/Marked for Death are kino
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>>220476908
not only absolute kino, but king shit

>>220477526
the gambling and casino scenes aren't remakes, and they rule
https://youtu.be/9IdAxljjiWQ
https://youtu.be/46zrey2IAak
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>>220476683
This is "hard" simply because of the arbitrary cutoff disqualifying all movies that don't have incredibly inflated ratings from retarded female bloggers.
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Literally the first movie I thought about.
Looked it up on RT and was genuinely surprised to see it rated this low, Audience and Critics can eat my balls, great movie
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This wasn't bad
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>came out in (YOU)R ADULT LIFE post-2000
So many people here naming films from the early to mid 2000s, bullshit are you guys in your mid 40s.
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>>220479822
I think the average age here is around 35.
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>>220479822
Shows how much you know lil bro
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>>220479846
Which would mean that they weren't adults in early-to-mid 2000s.
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>>220476683
Who the fuck cares what Rotten tomatoes thinks, I don't really see why it's relevant.
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>>220476683
I can name tons as an arts fag. I find I have the exact opposite problem with IMDB, I've only ever hated 2 8+ films, and one of them is the savages that yook a decade but went ftom 8.4 yo 7.1.
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>>220476683
My adult life: Minecraft movie
Post 2000: Freddy Got Fingered, G Force, Scooby Doo movies, Night at the Museum, Jim Carrey Grinch, Mike Myers Cat in the Hat, Spy Kids, Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, White Chicks, Good Burger, Norbit, Any Saw sequel, Grown Ups, Paul Blart 1 and 2, Zookeeper, A Team, Wicker Man remake, National Treasure, John Carter, Daredevil 2003, Nacho Libre
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I still don't understand why people pretended like this was one of the worst movies of all time. Watched it several times and it's a blast.
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>>220476683
>not so bad it's good
What if it falls into that category but I unironically like it.
This picture is retarded.
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>>220477646
My local hockey team was not good but went on a deep playoff run when this came out. Some dude was on a date watching this when a big upset happened. He went every game after. It was at the very end of the run. Said it was just him and sometimes some teenagers having sex in a empty theater as he watched this for 18th time in 2 months.
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Literally the only one for me is The Recruit. Wait no I wasn't an adult yet then. There isn't one.
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>>220479938
Exactly how I feel about the 300 sequel. Eva Greens tits bring it over 50% alone.
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I love thrillers, most of the time, I would rather watch a "subpar" thriller movie than an Oscar-winning drama.
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>>220476683
Fuck yall I like it.
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This didn't come out in my adult life, but I first watched it in my 30s and I loved it. I'm sure I would have loved it even more back then.
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>>220480081
Yeah, pretty solid thriller.
The flightplan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Jodie Foster here, but not your daugheter.
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>24% on RT
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>>220476683
I'm gonna ignore the adult on release part and say Shrek the third
Was gonna say godfather part 3 but that's older than I thought.
Tempted to say son of the mask but I don't really remember it at all, maybe I was actually just too young to properly hate it but it wasn't good enough to remember.
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>>220476683
The Neon Demon is the closet I can think of at 59%
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>>220478913
>Minecraft
I thought everyone loved it.
>84%
I was right.
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>>220476683
BvS
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>>220476683
Nacho Libre, easy
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>>220477311
>Dumb and Dumberer
I legitimately saw this movie like 3 times in the theater. Fuck everybody else it's funny.
>>220478058
I'm genuinely surprised this movie is so poorly rated, I thought it was generally well liked.
>>220478249
If yours counts so does mine
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>>220478980
The culture war fried your brain
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>>220480409
no the movie was just garbage
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>>220478853
Really? Dude I love hollow man. Also I was about to criticize you for picking a pre 2000 movie until i looked it up. I could have sworn this came out in like 97
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Surprisingly solid
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>>220476683
Stay 2005 is genuinely good i genuinely enjoyed the atmosphere and the hughway scenes were just iconic and memorable. Also fire editing.
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>>220480447
That's the point of the thread, retard-kun. Movies that are shit but you still like.
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>>220476921
how the fuck is it rated that low? Is it people mad at Keanu?
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>>220476981
blackhat was boring but beautiful to watch
>>220477241
critics are retarded
>>220477311
Jason X is objectively the best Jason
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>>220477585
I've gotten into arguments with more people than I thought I would over this, why do so many people think we're pretending to enjoy beer?
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>>220478249
very stylish movie but even at barely more than an hour's runtime it felt too long
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>>220478849
was this good? I remember it got panned when it came out and I never bothered
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>>220476683
>wow im so fucking smart, people don't tend to like shit movies but disagree on better movies, that's so heckin' hypocritical
the guy who makes this comic gets pegged by his cheating wife every night
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>>220479242
When I saw this movie there was a literal riot outside the theater just as the movie was doing the final fight scenes, we could smell smoke in the theater and I was thinking 'holy shit this movie is immersive'
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>>220477577
Wanna fight?
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>>220479315
>mackie on the poster but doesn't get a big credit

harsh
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>>220479515
wtf they made a second one with Stallone, is it any good?
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>>220479768
I'm not surprised it's rated this low but yeah it was funny as fuck
>>220479922
getting above 8 is worth something on imdb most of the time
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>>220480863
Because until the taste for alcohol is acquired, it tastes like ass. Most people will never acquire the taste and some people were born with it thanks to their moms drinking while pregnant.
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>>220480081
I keep confusing this movie with Red Eye
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>>220481096
fair, but that's true of every alcoholic drink that isn't a cocktail or lightly fermented fruit juice. It just annoys me that anyone cares in the first place.
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>>220477162
speed racer was kino
but I completely understand anyone who is visually offput by the film
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>>220476683
>I’M WITH HER
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>>220477829
based
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>>220476683
Is Tron Legacy rated below 50%? I dont know what the fuck they do there now but I know Tron Legacy was a fucking awesome movie with an awesome soundtrack.

You cant just force people to like dogshit though. If movies suck now, then they suck.
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I like Suicide Squad 1 lol
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>>220478173
The setting and atmosphere was kino and it didn’t deserve the hate it got.
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>>220476908
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>>220480462
I use
>I will cherish this
all the time
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>>220476829
Ditto.
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>>220476683
Battle: Los Angeles
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>>220476683
>>220476683
Easy
>equilibrium
>40% on rotten tomatoes critics score
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/equilibrium
faggots on /tv/ meme and hate on it but to me its kino of the highest order
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>>220482667
equilibrium is kino, especially the German version
just sucks that I can't find a decent rip with german dts-hd or truehd audio, it's always dts-hd ra 2046kbps crap
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>>220476766
your taste is making me rethink my love of megalopolis
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>>220476683
Uwe Boll's Postal
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It's no masterpiece but it's not 15% which is what the critics have it at on Rotten Tomatoes
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>>220480233
this is fucking absurd, i have never met a single person who didn't love this movie
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>>220476683
>BvS
>Suicide Squad (2016)
Say "Good morning saar" and your mother breaks her arm washing the skid marks out of your drawers tonight.
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>>220478249
Audiences can be retarded too, doesn't match the first but was good
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Godzilla King of Monsters, (though the user rating is high but critic is below 50)
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>>220476683
A bunch, but Van Helsing was the first one to pop into my head.
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>>220476763
>>220476766 (Megalopolis)
>>220476981 (Only God Forgives)
>>220478125
>>220478849
>>220480462
Seconded.
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>>220482824
Oh yeah that was unexpectedly good, uwe boll's masterpiece
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>>220482870
send puzy and vegene pls
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So do you like a terrible movie without any humor or nostalgia factor?
If you do have an answer to this then you just have shit taste.
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>>220482972
Early 2000s fantasy action was kino and I don't care what anyone says
>Scorpion King
>Van Helsing
>Riddick Movies
>Mummy movies
>Underworld Movies
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Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
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Love this movie, seen it several times.
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>>220482870
>>BvS
>>Suicide Squad (2016)
based
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Tastelet critics
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>>220478849
53% on rotten tomatoes, just about qualifies
that said I find it absurd that it's rated so low, it's a phenomenal movie with very few outright "flaws" but quite a lot of excellence. One of my favourites actually.
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Is a 6 on imdb low enough?
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>>220480792
Jason X is fucking great but I dunno if my enjoyment of it is ironic or not. The film is in on the joke so does that make is pass? I dunno.
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>>220479846
no it fucking isn't, most posters here are in their early to mid 20s with a core minority of posters who are 30+
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>>220476683
Office Christmas Party. It's fucking hilarious and legitimately entertaining even if the third act doesn't fully deliver.
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>>220483453
yeah no
everyone is an aging oldcel crying about da zoomers all day
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>>220476683
I can name a few Uwe Boll movies that do just that.
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>>220476683
Street Kings. Yes, it was Ayer doing another take of Training Day but it's different enough.
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>>220476683
easy, Spring Breakers
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>>220483403
>1999
INELIGIBLE
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>>220483518
I think we should settle it with a rough sample of anons ITT, how old are you guys?
I'm 21, 22 in a few weeks.
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>>220476683
That was fucking easy
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>>220476921
>>220479402
Back then critics were pretty ruthless, and that was a good thing desu. Separated the wheat from the chaff by having such high standards.
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>>220483559
Well There's no new blood coming to 4chan so it's aging
zoomers have other socials
elon's X serves a similar vibe too
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>>220483657
>elon's X serves a similar vibe too
i fucking wish. i hang out there since this place is so slow now, but fuck it's boring in comparison
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>>220483554
67% doesn't count
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>>220483559
43 next week
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>>220483569
Definitely harsher, but I dunno about harsh. Blade 1 and 2 (just to compare superhero-ish stuff) came out years before Constantine, yet both managed over a 50% on RT, though I think most would agree that Constantine is an objectively better film in pretty much every regard. Which isn't to say it's perfect, it's probably a 7/10 in its fresh-pressed Sunday finest, but still, I do find the 46% to be harsh when compared to its peers.
I guess the lack of consistency confuses me here, though I suppose that's why nobody serious ever uses Rotten Tomatoes, it just seems like such a god damn useless metric.
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>>220483437
kek I have never once seen this movie mentioned on here, based. It's definitely Dupieux worst movie imo, although that's probably because I really don't enjoy those twp.
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>>220483723
the comic argues that it is about liking something that most others hate
popcornmeter at 38% suggests just that
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>>220483540
I like Harsh Times the most out of his movies, Bale is always kino.
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>>220483779
if you can't name a movie that is unequivocally hated by both audiences and critics then you're a loser who just follows trends
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>>220483747
>though I suppose that's why nobody serious ever uses Rotten Tomatoes, it just seems like such a god damn useless metric.
thats why its so different because back then RT was not a widely observed metric. those low scores from then are a legitimate aggregate of unvarnished opinions. nowadays, the industry is absolutely centered around RT scores, which is why everything is overinflated because a rotten score is a significant blow to the movie.
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>>220483806
>not knowing RT scores by heart means you are a loser
well ok then
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>>220483559
34...never thought I'd still come on here but there's no other internet space I like. I know one other guy irl who posts on 4chan, 42 and has a family but likes to vent and shitpost, he makes a bunch of webms for /an/.

I think /tv/ is one of the younger skewed blue boards depending on the thread, places like /ck/ seem almost mostly 35+ from the posts and kitchens I see.
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>>220483806
>lemme check RT scores real quick so I know if I can like this movie

I know this is humor but still retarded
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>>220476763
Jason Momoa is so fucking good as Conan. But the movie itself is kind of ass.
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>>220477646
>>220479991
Nice. I went on a date to watch it and liked it so much i went the next weekend to watch it with my friend. He liked it so much we went on a double date the next weekend.
Similar thing happened with underworld but no dates involved.
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>>220476683
Book of Shadows Blair Witch 2
Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever
Lol this is easy, zoomers care too much what other people think.
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The weakest Affleck-directed film but I don't get what makes this so much worse than Argo, it was enjoyable
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>>220479768
that movie was good
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Easy.
23% Tomatometer. 47% Popcornmeter.
I find it extremely fun, pleasant to watch, it has good action scenes, a soundtrack I like, and the girls are hot.
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>>220484729
My mum said this film like changed her life or some shit, then she had a complete psychotic breakdown, ended up in a looney bin for a while and now she spends her time getting banned on Twitter for inane nonsense over and over.
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Critics or audience rating?
>The Loneliest Boy in the World
>44/85
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>>220476683
Battle of the last panzer
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>came out in your adult life
But what if I only watched it in my adult life? What difference does it make?
Faggot image.
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>>220484802
weird to think something so tame could be a cognitohazard. this is why you have to make sure your kids are given infinite reflections to ponder starting young
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>>220476683
>THE GREEN HORNET
>45% Rotten Tomato Score

This came out when superhero popularity was at its peak. It had klever kino editing and cinematography. And it was directed by Michel Gondry who all critics (Except that nigger Armond White) adulate.
The fight scenes were well choreographed, the jokes landed, and there were a lot of great practical effects.
I genuinely don't understand the cold reception it got.

I saw it in a free screening, so otherwise I might've just listened to the critics and seen the box office and passed on it.
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>>220485267
what is christoph waltz doing there lmao
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>>220485132
To be fair I don't actually know if SuckerPunch triggered her spastication, she's always been a bit of a schizo, I just think it's funny to connect the two.
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>>220485267
dude weed
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>>220476683
Southland Tales
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>>220476683
Miami Vice (2006)
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>>220478849
>>220483427
It’s a bit predictable and trite, but the aesthetics and sfx are actually fucking excellent. Watched it a bunch of times just for that.
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>>220485460
what you call "predictable and trite", I'd call telling a simple story but telling it well. I certainly prefer a film which tells a simple story with soul (which it does) than one which tries to tell a complex story without having any soul (see: how Nolan will probably end up doing the Odyssey)
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I liked Emilia Pérez
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>>220480958
>was this good?
I really liked it. I also went in dead blind and after seeing how it was marketed I'm not entirely surprised anyone who saw all the trailers and ads had a very different viewing experience than I did. Almost all of the marketing had massive spoilers that completely undercut the vibe of the beginning 3/4th of the movie. The visuals were great and it was a fun standalone sci-fi movie in an era of endless franchise slop.
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>>220485515
>70% on Rotten Tomatoes
>Award nominations out the neo-wazoo.
>Mainstream media salivating over it and the "MESSAGE" it sends
>THEM all cheering for Karla Sofia Gascon to be the first transwoman to win Best Actress
>Condescension from the overeducated class toward the Latino and Tranny community for not accepting this movie
Doesn't qualify
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>>220485601
hm i'll give it a go, all I remember about it was that it came out around the same time as that Will Smith scifi movie so it'll be like going in blind too
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>>220476683
I looked at my letterboxd and I couldn't find a single example.
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>>220485512
I’m surprised the film didn’t do better, because as I said the story could’ve been a little stronger, but it’s perfectly engineered as normie blockbuster .
It’s definitely more soulful than it has any right to be; comfy and earnest. It’s the presentation that really elevates it though.
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>>220485706
the presentation is in fact what elevates it, that and cruise being cruise. the whole "how can a man die better" stuff came out of nowhere and really got to me in particular.
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>>220484781
BASED
also, how dare you post my example
took me a decade to find the name of this movie
only recalled some fever dream shit about it
especially the all mixing of random weird shit.
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>>220476683
too easy
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>>220476683
The Benchwarmers
August Rush
The Green Hornet
Year One
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>>220485702
Why did you delete my pepe?
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>>220478364
>>220478907
Critics are retarded. I never would have fathomed this would be any less than 70%.
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>>220485515
This is a great choice. I haven't seen it and never will, but it seems like the lower audience score is harder than the lower critic score.
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Mr bean movie is at 50% and I remember it being pretty funny
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>>220477374
The time travel in it was so inconsistent though.
And a chunk of the foreshadowing only has any payoff in an ending they didn't use.
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>>220476732
Lost my virginity to this (i was 28)
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>>220476908
Wait, what? Rat Race is considered bad? I thought it was widely considered a comedy classic. It's fucking great.
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>>220476921
That is absurd. Constantine is awesome.
>>220476981
>Only God Forgives
Pure cinema vibes, absolute kino.
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21% on rottentomatoes is insane. this movie was good
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>>220478058
Good, but Scary Movie 3 was better.
>That's it! Without their heads they're powerless!
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>>220476766
>>220478825
I will never understand how people can go throughout the entirety of Freddie Got Fingered without laughing.
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>>220476683
90% of 4chan can't even make it past this.
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I can quote entire scenes from memory. It simply never fails to brighten up my day, and I will always cherish it.

Sa da tay!
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>>220488620
It does have 53% on RT, but I still feel it's worth mentioning since I absolutely love it, and I think me loving both Pootie Tang and Antichrist proves that I am not an NPC.
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step brothers is at 54%, so fuck it i don't feel like searching anymore
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It doesn't completely meet the criteria because it's at 63% on Rotten Tomatoes, but I honestly love Hamlet 2. There's just something about it ("Rock Me Sexy Jesus" is kind of a bop).
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>41% on RT
But it's such a funny movie though.
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>>220488620
the black Buckaroo Banzai, absolute kino
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>>220476683
Little Nicky
Hulk
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>>220476683
Pixels. Good movie except for the ending where Q-bert turns into a blonde chick for no reason and fucks Josh Gad.
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>>220476683
it didn't release in the 2000s but I didn't see it until I was an adult, so I guess it gets a pass: Batman & Robin
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>>220479315
It's just Summertime Fargo but that's not an insult and I still love the movie to death.

Also Mark Kermode seething over the movie existing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
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>>220477382
that one only got bad press because of Columbine. release it five years earlier or later and it would've gotten a much better rating.
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>>220478865
anything that isn't explicitly "America is Satan incarnate" like basically every Vietnam movie after 1970 is considered 'jingoistic' to those types.
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>34%

Misery kino
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>>220476766
>Freddy Got Fingered
This one
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>>220478113
>>220480233
>>220482667
>>220476908

solid bunch, let me add one (not sure why it has to be post-2000, dumb rule)
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>>220484117
Came here to post this
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>>220482826
most film reviewers have a very strong bias against low-brow comedy because they see high-brow as synonymous with quality. they do it with all genres but it's most acute with comedy.
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>>220489452
Mark Kermode seething is always a good time, whether I agree or disagree.
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>>220488620
this and the Hebrew Hammer actually convinced me to sit down and write a screenplay for a Nazisploitation comedy. like, just like those two but with a neonazi protag going around stomping out Jews and blacks and communists. as stupid and schlocky as possible.
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>>220489611
the intent was to try and filter out films (you) saw as a child and therefore would overrate because of nostalgia.
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I've never heard of the original show but the movie on it's own is a pretty fun action comedy and probably wouldn't have gotten such a negative reception if it was an original character
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>>220482073
A fellow connoisseur. I worked with a marine who nerded out about how good the military consultants were on this movie and got me in to it
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>>220476921
Constantine is great. The scene where the priest is fruitlessly trying to get drunk is up there with one of the most disturbing scenes in cinema. But all the booze looked pretty tasty, and he got to guzzle a lot of that before he went so that's cool
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Chronicles of Riddick is at 29% RT, are fucking kidding me?
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>>220479768
Just dumb gay 2000s ghostbusters. I like David Duchovny even though this was the beginning of his Hank Moody schtick
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>>220478125
kino
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>39% on RT
One of my all-time favorite comedies. Not even a Jack Black fan in general, but this is one where he actually plays a different character from himself.
>It's the best. I love it.
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>>220490343
The theatre cut is kinda rough and rushed.
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I actually enjoyed it alot.
I can see why people dont like it. Armie Hammer isnt very charismatic, Johnny Depp is just doing Jack Sparrow 2.0. Hans Zimmer is phoning it in, the color grade is just a big "Why?" and the whole native massacre scene was completely tonedeaf.

Despite that, I actually liked it. Dont know why, just like wacky cowboy movies and I blame it on my affection for Bud Spencer & Terrence Hill movies.
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No mention of The Spirit?

Scarjo in sexy outfits and Samuel L Jackson as a villain?

I loved it
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>>220476683
Ghost in the Shell with ScarJo.
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>>220490539
the last scene in minecraft with him and evil pig lady had nacho libre energy.
wish the whole flick was like that
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>>220476683
Norbit. I don't know why but I found it both heartwarming and hilarious.
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>>220476683
Adult life makes it harder. I would say Joker 2 and Glass. Maybe Megalopolis. I think WW84 is amazing as a camp piece and, since the DCEU is overall garbage, probably the best thing to come out of it. That probably falls under 'so bad its good', but I really dislike that phrase as a description for movies.
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>>220476724
are you too fat or dumb to look shit up on the internet
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>>220476683
Critics or audience score?
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>>220490539
Legitimate choice
>>220488674
Fair but this is just a critic squabble, almost nobody watched this, it doesn't fit the spirit of "liking something everyone hated.'
My choice is Death to Smoochy
A lot of you need to cure your autism with a bullet ASAP you cannot detect what is "unfunny" the way a human being should be able to
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>>220476683
>genuinely like
>came out post-2000
sorry, I got nothing already
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>>220490860
look up every movie I've ever seen? for their meaningless critic score?
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>>220476683
I enjoyed terminator 3 with nick stahl.
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>>220476683
What score do the crank movies have?
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I liked this one. We finally got a comic-accurate level of violence and gore.
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>>220491048
well, stop eating so much
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Worth it for Eva tits alone.
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>>220477075
If I ever meet Cardellini, I'm saying that to her. Exactly the same way robot dork did.
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>>220476732
The only thing bad about it is the Cat suit, everything else is legitimately great.
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it wasn't THAT bad. Most of the complaints I've read about the film are from people who haven't read the original book.
The shear amount of seethe it caused is also really funny.
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>>220476869
>>220490860
>just look up every film you like
aint nobody got time for that
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>>220489803
all good then, I saw it first when I was 18 or so
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>>220476683
Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny
>genuinely good
>came out in 2006 but watched it 2 years ago for the first time
>53% on RT (close enoguh)
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56% is close enough
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>>220478334
Based nu-Death Race anon. The second movie is really the only bad one in the list and that's mostly because of how it reuses footage and all the cars from the first one. 3 and 4 are kino also 4 has a lot of tits
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>>220485304
Pretty much the same thing he does in every movie, anon.
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>>220476683
Scary Movie 5
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>>220476732
Literally me
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>>220476683
No because I realised I generally don't like the vast majority of movies so now need to have multiple recommendations from peoples who's taste I trust before I'll bother watching it.
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>>220476921
The devil scene is one of the best depiction of old Lucy out there.

Also the androgynous Gabriel (?)

Overall not the best movie, but certain scenes really stand out as mastahpeeces



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