Why would a robot need a self-sanitizing UV mouth?
That's the mint flavor aftertaste
So when she finish the blowjob dumbass
>>220476877GENIUS
>>220476896Why genius? Movie implicitly yells you this on your face.
Does she also have a self cleaning robopussy?
>>220476836what movie is this ?and is it good ?
>>220476836To hammer home the idea that she is designed to sterilize your sperm and prevent you from having any offspring obviously
>>220476836So she can brush her owner's teeth with her robo-tongue.
Why would you buy a sex robot that looks like a postwall roastie
>>220477084The most gay poster of 4chan
>>220476836Women have to try so hard to make men scared of sex robots. They know it's over for them, kek
>>220477390this
>>220476986subservience, bog standard nanny goes crazy for the dad and tries to replace wife but WOAH it's an ai robot this time
>>220476986M3GAN
>>220476961fuck imagine having bimbo meg riding your cock like that and whispering "i'm turning our son trans" right before you cum
>>220476877
>>220476986M4GAN
>>220477614go back to /r9k/
>>220476961kek I love this actor, his sole job seems to be to appear absurdly good looking for the female gaze in every movie I've seen him in. No disrespect to the dude, he seems pretty chill irl.
>be women trying to spook men into not wanting female sexbots>every other depiction of them is of them as a ridiculously attractive woman who is good at sex and is willing to behave the way every man's dream woman would>the drama almost always stems from conflict with a human femalewhat did they mean by this
>>220477476>>220477642you wish, i've watched M3GAN (both movies, best is the 2) and this is not it.>>220477458it's an horror movie then ?and why does he fuck his robot if he has a wife anyway ?
>>220478029>why does he fuck his robot if he has a wife anyway ?His wife is in the hospital for an extended period because she had a massive heart attack in her 30s (safe and effective)He buys the robot to cook, clean and babysit their daughterThe robot decides to sit on his dick on its own initiative after the daughter jailbreaks itEverything goes to shit when the wife suddenly recovers and comes home
>>220477987He's White but has dark features so he can still appeal to the 'ethnics'.
>>220478077>massive heart attack in her 30s (safe and effective)I thought everyone was supposed to die out within 2 years and us purebloods were going to inherit the Earth? I mean, it is exciting every time someone dies and I get to post "vaxx status?", but I'm tired of waiting.
>>220477481Her giant hitch hiker thumbs would make me soft.
>>220478121you wouldn't enjoy her using her giant thumbs on you?
>>220477987Michele Morrone? Yeah I appreciate him for proving that you don't have to look like a high-trust funny pretty boy (like 99% of male celebs now) to be a sex symbol, tall dark and handsome bad boy meds still have appeal.
>>220476836i don't know. why would i need one?
>>220476836because of cum covered throat
>>220476877how does UV light clean semen?
>>220477084She already looks plastic and inhuman, was a perfect cast.
>>220478431>no mouth
lol
>>220476961>Im sorry roboet, but I just cant those panties are too clean*in robot voice*>Ok -- activate discharge!
>>220476961How would you have escaped in his situation?
>>220478423UV light is for cum detection and after inspection
say what you will bogged megan fox is a decent casting for sexbot.her acting is robotic and her face is uncanny like a sexbot would realistically be.
Reminder that Megan Fox sprained her wrist while slipping on a icy parking lot of this movie and tried to vague-post blame MGK for breaking her arm in a domestic violence incident but the director came out and made it 100% fact that Megan slipped on set. Women are evil.
>>220476836>we'll give her a mouth sanitizer to imply she gives head with no indication that she ever gives headI hate modern writers.......
>>220478629ugh. fuckin hobots.
>>220478019It is funny how terrified feminists are of women being replaced by fembots whereas Men do not fear being replace by menbots at all.
>>220478629I hate when my fembots get upgrades like these. Give me the natural hag update anyday.
>>220478118As much as you think this owns the chuds, you still got experimented on. It's also pretty clear that the "everyone dies in 2 weeks" red deer meme was social engineering to partner with the vax and discredit any valid criticism and side effects. But by all means, keep doing your arrogant midwit thing. The intelligence agencies appreciate your service.
>>220479239>Men do not fear being replace by menbots at all.because vibrators already mogged us ages ago
>>220479239That's because our role as men has already been replaced first by machines and then the state, so we've already been through it. It is amusing that it wasnt until their sex could be replaced by robots that women started to take issue.
>>220478629>metal fridgeso retro uwu
>>220478118>>220479351>long covid gives you bran damage and eventually kills you!>vaxx gives you bran damage and eventually kills you!Meanwhile it's 2026 and nothing happened. The vaxcattle is still alive, people still get covid and nobody reports on it anymore. NPCs are utterly subhuman, man.
>>220479351>weapons-grade coping and seething
>>220479844>nothing happenedrepeating this mantra does not make it true.>>220479849feds used to be higher iq than this
>>220476877>So when she finishSaaaar
>>220479894you select the right tool for the right job. why waste "high IQ" discourse on a midwit like you?
>>220479894nothing happened you confused little nigger, aside from, you know, the greatest transfer of wealth in the history of mankind and the billionaire pedophiles got richer while both types of NPC got poorer and more mentally ill you subhumans are incapable of keeping the elite in check, democracy is a failed experiment
>>220476961>blurry background>blacks are greys>orange-cyan color gradingInto the trash it goes
>>220478629she is a victim of her own retardation beep boop
>>220478629that's nothingthe next level is when the woman begs you into having rough sex with her and tells you to choke and hit her and fuck her dry without a condom then calls it rape
>>220476961Keeping her bra on during the sex scene made no sense. If Megan Fox didn't want to show her breasts on screen, they should've just filmed at angles that hid her nipples.
Toe thumbs
>>220479925thank you for your service>>220479932two things can be true at once, the greatest wealth transfer in history happened during covid AND you got pressured into getting a vaccine that doesn't work and you didnt need. I'm also hoping the vaccine was inert and nobody I love will be harmed by it, but I dont have the same trust in authority as you must.
>>220480074Based Reminderer
>>220480183my pleasure ;)
>>220480183except the vaxx/anti-vaxx hysteria was nothing but your typical propaganda/controlled opposition dnc technique that elites use to manipulate the normalfags into making them more money, and it works every single fucking time because you tribalistic niggers can't calm down during periods of unrest.
>>220478629I remember this. He lost over 700,000 followers on IG after she posted one side of her body all bruised with captions like "I deserve this" and her arm in a cast lmao psycho
>>220476961I know I am in the right place to ask this, but would this count as cheating?It's basically just a more advanced flesh-light, right?
>>220480335>le both sides are bad
>>220480588if your wife or girlfriend had a vibrator with a talking robotic Harry Styles attached to it, would you consider it cheating if she pleasured herself with it? it's just an analogy. please don't get autistically fixated on the "Harry Styles" part. it can be any conventionally attractive guy (according to most women)
>>220480666isn't it wholesome how the 2 sides that our elites kindly offer us are the only sides that exist? dumb fucking nigger
>>220480588i know a guy who got kicked out of his house by his wife because she found porn of women who didn't look like her on his laptop
>>220480749lol, imagine if he just had volumes of porn with women who looked like her getting fucked by men who looked like him?
>>220480335any time some conspiracy nut makes a prediction (vaxxcattle will die out in 2 years) and it doesn't happen he goes around and says "heh that was just controlled opposition. btw believe my next prediction pls". It's all so tiresome
>>220480717for men its different though
>>220480824>let me schizophrenically hallucinate something you have said
bros, ngl, if i had a hot sex robot i'd probably have sex with it. i know, i know..but had to get it off my chest
>>220480183>AND you got pressured into getting a vaccineI never once got pressured by anyone to get it.
>>220476961regular pussies are self cleaning
>>220480876I never said you said that retard
I enjoyed this movie.
>>220480588>I know I am in the right place to ask this, but would this count as cheating? That's really a question between you and your wife's boyfriend.
>>220480588are replicants human?
>>220481001I've never believed that long vaxx or long covid were real, schizo. Take your pills, hopefully a cyanide one.
>>220480876
>>220480068Elena Kampouris was more daring than Megan Fox at playing a sexy robot
>>220481063your bot is broken, shlomo
>>220481059>>220481090>big mad
>>220481130We accept your concession.
>>220481233You [singular] can accept in the butt.
>>220481069I guess you have a point about Elena Kampouris
didn't this whore say she would be mortified if her kids ever saw her in anything explicit?
>>220478118Don't worry, Hanta is coming, you can get SUPERVAXXED again.Free donuts, bro!
>>220482320
>>220476836It is Avant Garde!
>>220476961this nigga zesty.look at these feminine ass movements.
>>220480068>Keeping her bra on during the sex scene made no sense. If Megan Fox didn't want to show her breasts on screenSearch your heart you know why
>>220481059 >I've never believed Yeah we know, you don’t “believe” in anything that wasn’t spoon‑fed to you by a podcast with a grayscale pfp. Bro thinks medical complications are like UFOs - if he closes his eyes hard enough they disappear. Absolute brainlet take.
>>220481745>dat semen extractor assthanks, now my pp is hard
>>220478118>and us purebloods were going to inherit the Earth?wow you are bad at conspiracy theories and logic
Is it gonna give me the testicular cancer?
>>220483298Is that how you form your beliefs? Cool, anyway so you don't find it a weird coincidence that the covfefe hysteria was also the greatest wealth transfer in the history of mankind and something no bipolar NPC talks about?
>>220478587Escape?
>>220480020a woman is trying to set me up for this. I will just continue to be a gentleman anyways until she gets bored.
>>220483172megan has always had disproportionate nipple to boob ratiothere's a lingerie ad she did 10 years ago where her nipples take up over half her boob and look like dried up prunes
>>220476961>it's a robotHow is this any different from using a onahole?
>>220481745Her back looked like it was messed up the entire movie
>>220476986Maid Droid origins
>>220480717Most people aren't that insecure, if they were Jax Slayher dildo wouldn't be the best selling in the country
>>220483332You can literally search "pureblood" between 2021 and 2022 on 4plebs /pol/ archive right now and see for yourself. Pretending this wasn't a thing doesn't make you look reasonable. It makes you look dishonest and absent-minded.
>>220476836I wonder if she's using UVC (254nm) or the newest, high tech far UVC (222nm) leds?
>>220476877she's a robotfinish in her asshole every timewho cares
>>220483698>Most people aren't that insecure
>>220483698>Most people aren't that insecureDude some people freak the fuck out if their partner has a fleshlight or dildo. You really think people wouldn't go apeshit over fucking a robot nanny?
>>220476836>>220476961>sexbotId rather have her make delicious food.
>>220478604>UV light is for cum detection and after inspectionIf detection and disinfection were both necessary, the light would consist of two different wavelength sources. Long wave UVA leds (365nm) for detection and UVC mercury vapor (254nm) or more likely, far UVC led (222nm) for disinfection and germicidal purposes.
>>220484122yeah, thanks /sci/
>>220476836>>220476877
>>220484093>robot nanny tries to make food>always done by the recipe, no room for deviation I mean it'd probably be nutritionally optimized but still
>>220483808clotcoffin detected
>>220484186>>220484093well, all I eat are overpriced, overprocessed, nutritionally optimized meal-replacement drinks and bars, so she wouldn't be needed for any alimentary purposes
>>220484332Name-call all you want, but I'm not wrong. And you know this, which is why you're reacting this way.
>>220484434and you're just ok with dying slowly of clotrot like a fucking clotcoffin?
>>220480990giwtwm
Too bad about how the robowaifu always has to end being evil because women and simps are threatened by them
There's hope if you download updates
Cut the cord
Pic related from that one robot movie I can't remember the name of, mogs her super hard.
>>220478118According to Robert Malone, vaxxies have 6 months to 9 years, depending on the person.
>>220486649>"purebloods" every single day from June 14, 2021 through December 14, 2029
>>220476986M5GAN
>>220478629ancient chainmail roboslutswe're not worthy
>>220486892stop
>>220480068that looks kinda rough for a premium sex robot
>>220480068>>220476961>>220476836>I need a robot to clean up the house and take care of my family>yeah let me get the super slut bimbobot 9000 model, the one that wears the super hot tight dress that shows off her tits and asswhat was he thinking?
>>220478587by telling her im gay and vaginas are legit gross to me
>>220477481>a hot wife and soon a hot boywifewhere do i sign up
>>220480717got em
whats it like to date a crazy whore?
>>220476836
>>220476961Those panties looked way too large.
>>220491156The guy's employment is what she's getting hung up on? Really?
>>220491477Get a job
>>220491253Lmao glad someone else picked up on that
>>220491812
>>220491253>>220493084she does pilates
>>220481233Going up against "What What in the Butt" you always lose.
>>220476986ME6AN
>>220491477>Do I care if he's a shitty person?>Do I care if he's carrying something?>Do I care if he's taking advantage of me somehow?>No, I care if he's employedShe certainly seems to have interesting priorities.
imagine how much easier your life would be if you didnt have to brush or floss because your mouth was self cleaning. i find it unironic that incels would immediately assume its sexually related
>>220493373it was the politest way she could say "Does he have money?"
