>"A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON YOU SAY?! MR. FILCH ESCORT ALL THE SNIVELING SLYTHERSHITS DOWN THERE IMMEDIATELY! THE REST OF YOU WILL WATCH ME PERFORM THE CRUCIO CURSE ON PROFESSOR FLITWICK AND IF ANYBODY LOOKS AWAY YOU WILL BE FED TO GIANT SPIDERS IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST! WHAT'S THAT!? OH I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T BE GETTING AWAY THAT EASILY FLITWICK YOU VILE LITTLE MIDGE! IMPERIO! NOW GET OVER! YOUR LITTLE GREMLIN TEARS ONLY FUEL MY RAGE FURTHER! CRUCIO! CRUCIO! CRUUUCCCIIOOOOOOO! YOU SEE STUDENTS?! HIS FRAIL WARPED BODY CAN BARELY HANDLE ANY PAIN! OH IT APPEARS PROFESSOR FLITWICK HAS DIED, HOW CLUMSY OF ME! AT LEAST THE OWLS GET THEIR OWN FEAST TONIGHT! HOWEVER, ALL THAT MIDGET TORTURING HAS MADE ME QUITE PECKISH! ESPECIALLY FOR COCK! HOW MANY OF YOU KNEW THAT HOGWARTS IS ACTUALLY A JEWISH INSTITUTE! NOW THEN, ACCIO FORESKINS!"
>STRETCHES LEGS
they had to censor this scene in the new adaption btw. They pussied out of doing this scene with Black snape
I just wanted to say that Harry Poster posting has been one of the best things that had came from this board, on par with bane and sneed.
>>220479740Don't put sneed cancer in the same breath as titans of funposting bane and Dumbledore.
>>220479812I will.
UP UP UPVOTE RREDDIT STYLEE
>>220479812This. Sneedcucks WISH they were on that level.
>>220479812Sneed
>>220480041Why are you even on plebbit and noticing that to begin with? Who the fuck cares
>>220477487>"HARRY POTTER" dumbledore said calmly "DID YOU TRANSFORM YOUR BEST FRIEND RONALD WEASLY INTO A TAMPON?" he whispered "AND THEN YOUR BROUGHT IT UPON YOURSELF TO PLACE HIM INSIDE THE GIRL'S RESTROOM" ganondorf murmured "HE COULD BE INSIDE ANY OF 327 FEMALE STUDENTS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? HARRY? DO YOU?" his words barely stretching into the room as did his legs
>>220477487Shut up, cunt.
>>220480041imagine putting together an infograph thinking everyone will notice and care
>umm, actually they weren't magic carriages, there were invisible death horses or something pulling them lmaowow rowling, thank you!
