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It's better than the 80's movie and they actually kept the chainmail bikini. I actually kind of liked this
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>>220477675
I don't understand why they introduced that giant spider and then did nothing with it. Also the secondary female villain is more interesting than the actual villain.
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>>220477675
It was terrible anon. Which is a shame because I wanted to like it because the comic was good.
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>>220477675
>they actually kept the chainmail bikini
May we see it?
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blegh
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>>220478000
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>>220477675
Nah. It was c-tier direct to video trash.
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>>220477675
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>>220478282
>from the director of silent hill revelations
I shant be watching
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>>220478282
Cute ladyboy
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>>220478282
wheres the chainmaille? all I see are scales.

also, no tits. weird mono-abdomen, and the widest loincloth in existance
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>>220478282
Looks unflattering and made by a costumer who was directed to make it as unappealing as possible.
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>>220478463
Still better than The Witcher and Rings of Power. The Fantasy genre doesn't really run deep and this is about as good of something as you will get in the current era. It's not a masterpiece bit I have a feeling it will be viewed favorably in time. It's basically the modern Krull, not great but it's definitely not a bad movie
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>>220477938
>secondary female villain
Wallis should have been Red Sonja, it's so painfully obvious yet they didnt went with it
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>>220478651
>my shit's better than your shit
Gay defense
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>>220478507
>wheres the chainmaille? all I see are scales.
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>>220477675
Totally didn't hear anything about this being finished then saw it on tubi
Is fun
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>>220478703
kill yourself nigger
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>>220478282
Cute butt.
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>>220477675
>It's better than the 80's movie
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>>220477675
Yup. Sleeper kino.
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>>220480497
that was like 10 years before red sonja
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>>220477675
>It's better than the 80's movie

I haven't seen this, but no.
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>>220482197
It is.
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>>220477675
it's culture war slop
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>>220482345
Definitely not.
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>>220482398
straight from the director's mouth
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I simply will not watch a movie about a sexy female warrior when the actress is ugly. Sorry, it's just not my bag
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>>220482427
>when the actress is ugly
She's not.
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>>220482460
Handsome fella.
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>>220482490
Handsome chick, you mean.
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>>220482490
>sees men everywhere
Sounds like you prefer dicks
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>>220482197
neither are good
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>>220478282
Looks like a man in a diaper.
Also gross cheap hairdye
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>>220478663
>Wallis should have been Red Sonja
It was her movie anyway.
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>>220478703
Fucking kek
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>>220482513
>blurry background
>blacks are actually greys
>orange-cyan color grading
Into the trash it goes
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>>220482747
Fuck off, nerd.
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>>220478651
Krull is a masterpiece compared to this garbge.
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>>220482759
Don't tell me what to do motherfucker
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>>220482795
They are about equal. Let's not pretend Krull with its horrendously hasty pacing and its at times horrible special effects is above a solid S&S flick that intelligently tackles gender dynamics and without being obnoxious/leaning into culture war bullshit.
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>>220480567
>>220482832
What's with this obsession with mediocre old shit? I hate millennial/xillennial coded reaction images so much, man. This place really needs to purge the geriatrics.
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>>220477675

She be bussin no cap yall fr fr
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>>220482530
Imagine
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>>220480567
>>220483266
Yeah the 80's version is pretty bad



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