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star trek sex with shran
>>220480632star trek sex with wesley
>pon farr editionspecialist krebs pls
>>220480856i literally shuddered watching that webm. i want to hit it with a sledgehammer. was it meant to be cute? it's the absolute opposite of cute.
Jesus what a horrible episode
>>220480974no, it was never meant to be cute, just like neelixa sledgehammer is exactly what pedophiles and their furflies deserve, proceed
>>220481017On the plus-side, I looked up Lwaxana's assistant and unlike most other giant actors, he's still alive despite pushing 80
>>220481017STOP SAYING MY NAME IN VAIN
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>>220481017>majel is here about that episode you promised her>she's literally the founder wife rick, you can't escape her forever>shower curtains and those ugly fish masks we never used? why?
The Breen, just what was their fucking problem?
>>220481147jelly
>>220480078The doctor not only makes the morally and ethically incorrect choice, but inadvertently lobbies against his own consciousness and rights as a lifeform
>>220480616>small picture>not big picture or webum>>220481017The first season of TNG is basically crap as the show was still trying to gain traction.
>>220481501> The first season of TNG is basically crapYou’re wrong
>>220481501I still think TNG S1 was better than TOS S3. With TOS S3 everyone was on autopilot because they knew they weren’t getting S4. TNG S1 mainly failed to match the sum of its parts. The cast was still eager to win over fans.
>>220481501>The first season of TNGIt's a late second season episode
>>220481017I always wanted to have sex with her, even when I was a kid.
you know something i never actually bothered to do is look up Shran fanfics but on the other hand I know it's gonna be mostly Shran/Archer shit and it's just going to piss me off even seeing the tag
>>220481017lwaxana is so boorish it's funny, her episodes are always good...except a couple anyway
>>220480856>>220481064These people will remain: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf
>>220482672Shorter Man and Taller woman is the divine combination.
>>220483138I'm 183cm and I want a taller woman but they're rare.
>>220483138agreed
>>220480974who doesn't love a big furry space moth? so cute :3
>>220480974they're called 'moffs'.
uhhh guys ? Is Morn a pruppet or someone in make up.? Or.. something stranger?
>>220483784He just turns up there
Is transporting the clothing off a woman a crime in the Federation?
Tal Celes
>>220483784why you wanna know?
>>220484042Just curious.
>Picard, his goon session over
>While using the holodeck for sexual fantasies is accepted, using the likeness of specific, real crew members without their permission is frowned upon or considered a violation of privacy/protocol.
Star Trek sex with Janeway
>>220484373I have trouble imagining this for some reason
>>220484311>Hey, Morn, what's going on, big guy? So uhhhh... I'd like to ask you something...
>>220484451alright this may have been a real alien that they just placed amidst the cast.
So when the crew talk about how talkative Morn is, they're making fun and bullying him right?
>>220484745no....God I'm really tired of like actual mental retards who can't grasp the simplest of things on this board. kids really are just fucking stupid these days. you can't even watch a TV show from 30 years ago and understand what's happening in it like Jesus fuck
So when Bajorans talk about genocide they’re really
>>220480945This may be doing things to me
>>220484745Its a meta joke on how the character has no lines
i've figured out the discovery formula>take 1 solid story hook>add 3 to 5 characters sabotaging it because someone died and they're sad>stretch the actual plot over five episodes>include one epic monologue and three emotional dialogues barely connected to the story for social media per episodeold trek has filler episodes with smaller or odd concepts, discovery is 60 to 70% filler each episodethis shit is unwatchable
>>220485026I suppose.....still seems mean-spirited though.
>>220485116What why? In universe he is a really chatty guy. But we the viewer never hear him speak. It’s a joke on us
>>220485140He can't talk and they keep drawing attention to his disability.
>>220485140So the writers are insulting the audience as well as mute-shaming Mork? What a bunch of assholes.
>>220485116it is also an in-joke about using a reocurring character without credit. The Screen Actors Guild (Union) requires credit and membership as soon as someone talks.
Final Frontier is kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>220485254Anon I'll die on the hill that Final Frontier is a misunderstood film
Who was your favorite admiral? Gotta be Gregory Quinn for me
>>220485376Harry
>>220485376for me it's Admiral Ross
>>220480616I can only imagine the lines that the Star Fleet recruiters are feeding to potential recruits:> see, if you volunteer for the eight year mission, you can get stationed on a ship with at least a dozen female Vulcan crew members> Pon Farr hits them every seven years, so by the time they start going into season, things get a little wild around there
>>220485518yeah except Starfleet is not seeking out retards and impoverished people to use as cannon fodder so that makes no sense
>>220485593That's right. each of you is an important member of the crew, and all care will be take toward your safety.
>>220485254Now that the dust has settled, what DID God need with a starship?
don't give that nigger more repliesretards need to drag you to their depth to feel anything
I wish cnidarians were reali could live in a jellyfish and explore spacefederation bioships when?
>>220484745>>220485116>>220485158>>220485180gtfo zoomer
>>220482672Man I really really wish Andorian women were real
What’s your favorite “ruined by the ending” episode?
hehe fun
>>220486430Killing off K'Ehleyr at the end of TNG "Reunion". Had she lived (and had she and Worf stayed together), Alexander would have been raised right, and probably would have wound up as Chancellor of the Klingon High Council
>>220486602He never had a shot with Worf as a father
Would Sisko let Chakotay do ayahuasca and talk to his dead father?
>>2204843111. I'm not a member of the crew.2. I will pay you a shitzillion dollars in gold pressed latinum for a Major Kira gooning program.
>>220486677Is he supposed to be Mexican? I don’t recall much rapequistadoring in North America
>>220486430when worf stopped garek from bombarding the founder's homeworldit was really like 9 minutes before the end but I wanna include it
>>220485103The One Piece anime was ahead of its time by having 90% of any given episode be nonessential. Every streaming show copied it.
>>220487160>ONE PIECE started thatholy zoomdbz had an in-universe 5 minute countdown that lasted like 5 episodes
Why are star trek writers obsessed with soup? It feels like 90% of the time anyone orders food, it's soup. Is that because they think it's a timeless food? For once, I'd like to hear 'Computer, one double cheeseburger'
>>220487266Easy to eat or fake-eat on camera, especially when multiple takes are required.
>>220487160>>220487207i can look as far back as pulp magazine continued stories and i know of antique greek permanent plays doing that crap. it's a cheap way to keep a dumb audience soma'd. star trek was a shining beacon of efficient storytelling once, limitation begets creativity and all that, now look at what they did to my boy.i hate serialization so much its unreal
>>220487266that's raycis
>that one podcast with Frakes and Spiner is just Frakes saying how much better it is to work on nuTrek than old treksomething something biting the hand that feeds you I guess
>>220487496>its more chill working on a tv show nobody will ever watch Yeah I’ll bet it is
>>220487529he's like>boo hoo rick berman made us have standards >boo hoo we couldn't ad lib or be goofy on camera and expect it to stay in the final cut
there's poetry to ent being the worst oldtrek and academy being the best nutrek. i hope that hack gets hired to work on a star wars clipshow for the rest of his disgusting days.
>>220486430Don't they actually all join a web of consciousness after they die in that episode? So they were right.
>>220488055Yeah its dumb as shit. The whole episode becomes pointless
>>220488055yeah, they cop out at the end and give the asteroid ring sapiencewhich poses additional questions as to why the field prefers to put the corpses on voyager after the dead girl gets resurrected by themmight be the ancestors trying to save their descendants from hell
>>220484823Autistic screeching is not an argument. Find me a single episode where Morn has even one line of dialogue. You can't, retard.
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>>220484409picture janeway sitting on your face, still sweaty from exercising on the holodeck, sipping coffee while she insults your cock and fondles it with her bare feet. does that help?
Star Trek sex with Ezri Daz the anal queen
>>220486602suzie was the best
>>220488422Yes....and also Seven is watching :3
>>220484409>>220488422Reminder that you will NEVER be Warship Janeway's love-slave chained to the bridge rail naked on a leash and given rough prostate orgasms with her gloved fingers while she conducts threatening negotiations with alien leaders on the viewscreen and the other bridge crew leer and snicker at you while you squirt yet another puddle onto the deck beneath the horrified gaze of the alien ruler on screen.
>>220489253>I will never be stuck in the Delta QuadrantPhew!
>>220489320Instead you're stuck on this planet.Is that better?
>>220489350I know you're mad at me Ben. You left your...what do you call it? Base? ....Ball?
Watching DS9 for the first time and just finished In Purgatory's Shadow.By what episode was Bashir replaced? All I know is he was captured wearing the old uniform.
>>220489664who replaced bashir?
ds9 is the only star trek show with no young and handsome main character
>>220489344>Is that better?Yes! Immensely!
>>220481017filtered
>>220489842Gul Dukat is right there
the d'deridex obviously would have trounced the enterprise in a fair fight
>>220489886Why are you replying to that anon? You're not Jesus.
>>220489812The changeling that tries to blow up the sun
What's the correct viewing order for someone new to Trek? Everyone says TNG Season 1 is dogshit
>>220490131oh. i thought they killed off bashir and brought in a new doctor.
>>220486430"The Nth Degree". They spent the whole episode and the whole series talking about their whole mission is to meet new lifeforms but when they meet the Cytherians they just say "we spent three weeks learning all about them and then they sent us home the end." wtf i wanted to learn about the Cytherians.
>>220490201Nah I think Bashir is a changeling in a few episodes and no one knows lol
>>220490197It is but you should start there anyways
>>220490197>TNG Season 1 is dogshitIt's just left over TOS scripts.
>>220484311Not when Tuvok did it, everyone loved that.
>>220490197please don't listen to the meticulous episode jumpers / season jumpers. Just watch it all.
>>220490197Even bad episodes are worth your time. Go all-in
>>220486742Didn't Quark use a butt-scanner on Kira that one time?
Return to traditionstar trek sex with spock
>>220490784strange new worlds spock, yes i want to star trek sex him
>>220490753what does a butt-scanner scan for? poop?
>>220490197Why would you feel the need to ask other people to tell you how to watch a TV show?
>>220490973You're right, its a retarded question. But I was debating just starting on Season 2 or 3, since some have recommended that. I'll just keep watching it all the way through without skipping anything, it might be more entertaining that way anyways
>>220491197Very true. And you'll do yourself a favor by doing that.
Friendly reminder that Dukat is the most classically handsome character in DS9
>>220490197At the very least there are a couple of s1 episodes that need watching as they are references sometimes multiple times later.As far as important plus good episodes go I'd recommend watching 1, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 18, 19, 22, 24 and 25.
>>220487432In the episode where Odo merges with Kerzon he consumes several drinks and commenrs at the end after Kerzon is returned to Jadzia that he never truly understood until then the joy that solids take in consumption.But Odo's composition prohibits him from ingesting anything, it jist ends up stored inside him until he regurgitates it normally. Did merging with Kerzon allow him to reproduce tastebuds or something?
/tv/, I'm here to relieve you of command of your penis.
>>220481017what a handsome race!
is it canon?
>>220494849you had me at penis
I just learned someone created a Kobayashi Maru simulator for Silly Tavern(a roleplaying application for use with a local large language model)Sorry if everyone already knew about it but I just played it for a bit and it was fun. Well if you like text based role playing type games.https://chub.ai/characters/hiro_mc/the-kobayashi-maru-32b7988f34aeI am using Qwen 3.6 on my server and it worked well enough.
and I just found a second one although I don't have time to compare them both I will give it a shot.https://chub.ai/characters/Timskywalker248/kobayashi-maru-simulation-ee401ee76d7ai hope some anon has fun
>>220495682
>>220495847I just get Error generating, error: Error: Error authenticating. Please refresh the page. :(
>>220480616God imagine being trapped on a ship with a female Vulcan experiencing pon farr, and she just manhandles you and has her way with you because of her super strength. and there's nothing you can do about it
>>220496280They loaded for me just fine after I imported them into my instance of silly tavern that is running on my home server. same with the ai, I am running qwen 3.6 on a copy of llama.cpp.If you don't have your own ai up and running I don't think you can really make use of them.although after playing around with language models i can understand how a holodeck might work, at least the part that generates what the characters say and do.
>>220486767>Is he supposed to be Mexican?He's from the Rubber Tree People, a group of larpers who founded their own tribe in the 22nd century.
>female pon farrGod, ENT really was the first nutrek
>Pon Farr Night at the Vulcan nightclub God, VOY really was the first nutrek
>>220485518Quantum physics is a required course at the academy. Random street retards aren't getting vulcan pussy.
