>Hughie Injects temp v>When Kimiko is about to release the blast Hughie grabs her and tps near HL>HL V1 is fried>Hughie tps himself and Kimiko outta there>grabs the virus>Tp near HL and break it open>Tp outta there againEzpzPrevious: >>220477371
>>220480785OH WOW NICE SPOILERS ASSHOLE!!!KILL YOURSELF!
>your penultimate episode sir
>>220480785
>>220480785That's how is going to happen isn't it.
>>220480785Does Ue know that there are other ways to act besides pic related?
>>220480836you'll know at the start of episode 8 if they show temp v in the recap at the start
>>220480785Why would Hughie magically get the same power twice? Isn't it random?
>>220480872100%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzZIvCvGPMThe Goys in a nutshell
>>220480825Why would homelander be remotely right wing in terms of social issues? Why would he care about trannies or abortion?
>>220480813Zinc door
>>220480880no???since when was it mentioned temp v is random??
>>220480911because drumpf lol
>>220480880The mutation is random but he took temp v multiple times and it's the same superpower after that.
>>220480880the power is tied to the person or some shit, temp v just unlocks it. it's random in that you don't know what you're going to get if you take it but you will always get that power when you do
>>220480902i fucking hate this trope.
>>220480929>>220480935ok thanks
>>220480825Where's that retard with the retarded subtitle fonts who makes the webms every week, did he die?
God, starlight is so ugly in season 5
>>220480880Everybody reacts to V randomly you don't know what power you're gonna get, but the power itself isn't random, so why would it be different everytime?? Plus he injects temp v multiple times in s3 and it's the same teleport ability
Yikes
>>220481005>>220480986When your fake starlight is more attractive
>they have to somehow fit a big fight scene and finish the arcs of several characters in the space of 60 minutesIt's going to be an absolute shitfest isn't it?Are they even going to bother showing Neuman's daughter again or Stan Edgar?
>>220480785i love seeing hughie nekkid
>>220480962I'm not even Christian but it's hilarious how Kripke loves Israel. Nothing about it in the show at all >We can make fun of everything but that
>>220481043>Neuman's daughter againJust so she can do that retarded totally not resident evil pose for a second and then be immediately thrown to the side?
>>220480034I agree Soldier Boy has better durability feats but it doesn't matter who has the edge. They are nearly the same physically which means Homelander should be to choke him down if given the chance.He did the same back in herogasm when soldier boy was tired because of the blast and now he did the same by sneaking him.Homelander is basically the only person in the world that would be able to choke down soldier boy and exploit that weakness, but even he has to have the advantage to pull it off this easily without it turning into a big fight where either one could go down.Homelander feeling the need in itself to sneak attack soldier boy like that says a lot. If it was anyone else Homelander would just manhandle them but he knew he couldn't do that with Soldier Boy.
>>220481077Or blade 2
>>220481077They made such a big deal about her wanting to kill butcher and asking ryan for help. Seems like bad writing to just never see her again.
Homie had a grand total of 3, maybe 4 next week, fight scenes on the entire series
>>220481086Did they ever play an actual Soulja boi (or however you spell the name of that n-word) song when soldier boy was on screen or are they saving that for the prequel?
>>220480785Bro I would give ANYTHING just to see Hughie finally do something again cause fucking hell this boy useless Giving him temp v back so he can TP again and act as a major obstacle to homelander cause of his instant escape ability would actually be nice especially since he can take anyone he touches with him
>spend multiple segments having characters complain about how hard it is to write an ending>spend none of the season building up to an ending
>>220481070It's so evident I was unironically surprised when Firecracker's old pastor turned out to be a genuinely good guy with no hidden issues
>>220481126The fight he had with suped up butcher was better than anything they've managed since, wtf
>>220480785did not read the comics does hughie have the same ability from temp v there? does temp v even exist in the comics?
>>220481211It doesn't. The comic has horrific or almost next to no pages having superheroes fight each other. So the show is actually really accurate in that regard
On another note, it's clear now that the v1 didn't give Homelander a power boost, it just made him immortal and immune to the virus (otherwise he wouldn't have to sneak Soldier Boy).Which means soldier boy would be as strong as he is now with normal V, he just wouldn't get all the v1 benefits. Same with Bombsight and Stormfront. So normal V is indeed the better product. Instead of only working for those with the most affinity for V, everyone gets powers with it however shitty.You also don't have to worry about a bunch of immortals running around like it's Highlander.
>final season>hey maybe we should add some supes with really cool powers>err here's a cat girl and a dude who acts like a dog>oh and a pastor who can ummm shout really loud
>>220480916QUICK MON AMI, OMELANDEUR SUDDENLY HAS XRAY VISION FOR ZE FIRST TIME EVER, HIDE BEHIND ZIS ZINC DEUR
>>220481256Didn't they mention how normal v still kills people every now and then?
Why would radiating a supe consistently give them the exact same depowering ray?how did they magically make a uranium chamber offscreen?how did they escape homelander last episode? why did homelander remember about his xray this episode but forgot it two episodes ago?
>>220481290>why did homelander remember about his xray this episode but forgot it two episodes ago?in episode 1 of this season he lifts up a bed to check whats under it
>>220481290lmao yeah how did they just get the uranium? even if the argument is>they stole it from the fortdo you even know how difficult is to transport that shit. kek
>>220481290His x-ray vision is irrelevant. I hated it when Huey escaped through a zinc ventilation shaft in an earlier season. Homelander destroys a jet because of 1 guy. He would just fly through the building following huey through the ventilation shaft instead of stupidly lasering ice skaters.
>>220481313zinc bed
>>220481262I for one welcome Sheline. Someone needed to fill for firecracker. Especially since Starlight also can't play the role of the hot blonde anymore.
I am also a character in this show
>>220481290Xray visionSuper hearingIf you can't write you should never be allowed to make a character with these abilities, simple asOh how could I forget, homelander also has super smell... Why didn't he just sniff sages dirty nigger ass and be done with, whatever nothing matters this finale will suck
>previous episode ends on cliffhanger powerup>next episode, nothing of it is shown, it's mostly cheap office setsit's like they cut the budget in half
>>220481328I lol'd at how careful he went up to view the vent instead of just doing what you said and blasting through the entire building
>>220481282It only kills adults that take it, and even then the results are seemingly still much better even with them. It's probably something like a 50/50 whether it will fuck you up or you will get powers as a an adult. But it seemingly has a 100% success rate with infants.Meanwhile Vought has to go through thousands of people to find a handful of V1 supes.
>>220481381that is literally the whole show. Everything in the show is either at Vaught tower for the 7 or in some random warehouse set for the boys. The show feels so cheap despite having a huge budget.
remember in chernobyl when everyone's clothes were full of radiation and kept getting people sick so they had to be destroyed, lmao don't worry about that shit, just hug the radioactive jap girl bro
>>220481381All that hype for the V1 when in the end it doesn't actually matter, Homelander was the same threat before he got it. Yeah I get that he wanted it to be immortal, but that doesn't change his power levelling, it doesn't change that he wants to be viewed as a god and was going about making sure he was treated as a god. Could have still crushed the presidents head lol, even Kimiko potentially depowering him doesn't change because he has V1, he would still just be depowered either way
>>220481425Bezos loves Hollywood accounting and funnels all the production costs into more surgeries for his bimbo wife New article on Washington Post how the boys has the most minutes watched on a Tuesday and there you go: perfect crime.
>>220481451I didn't get it when soldier boy trapped homelander. So there's just radioactive material laying there? And you activate it by opening a little window? None of this is zinc so how did Homelander get tricked there?
>>220481350who? where even is he
>>220481425crazy how small the world has become, it used to have shit like supes appear on the jimmy kimmel show, which is lame as fuck but at least it made it seem real. The closest we get to get now were the random celebs that played themselves for 2 minutes before dying, even then they were just on another cheap set
>>220481466>>220481425He should have gotten gold skin and gold lasers
>>220481262>>hey maybe we should add some supes with really cool powersI fucking wish there was a supe that could absorb energy and release it back as strong as it went in, they basically can be as strong as the person they're fighting and would make for an amazing fight with homelander for the finalePicture this>Homelander hitting this supe with everything he's got>This supe just fucking returns to sender everything >Homelander is baffled but keeps trying>This effectively makes for a good distraction >Homelander realizes if he ignores this supe he cant do shit on his own >He realizes this too late as Kimiko already charged up the souljaboy beam>Depowers homelander>The endBut of course a supe battle like that is definitely out of their budget fucking hacks
Going through youtube comments for the soldier boy scene, it's pretty embarrassing that everyone still thinks that V1 is some kind of powerboost for Homelander when it was never presented as that at all and it's clearly not the case hereafter this episode.
>>220481580To me it always felt like the seven kept the rest of the supes in the country under control. So none of them could go off the rails and basically do whatever the fuck they wanted. Now there's none of that and it makes no sense why there wouldn't be absolute chaos, with supes robbing banks and slaughtering entire cities.Like why the fuck wouldn't the psychics just go off and do whatever they wanted
>>220481610What the fuck are you talking about you retard why would this be a good episode
Can't wait for the way they kill Homelander to be unrelated to anything built up the last 5 seasons
>>220481693It's fucking peak faggot stop shilling for this piece of shit
>>220481177Hughie’s arc is like if Luke Skywalker was a bystander as other characters took down the Empire. Or if Frodo killed one orc in Fellowship and spent the rest of the trilogy complaining about his feet.
>have psychic make homelander rip his own head off>instead they're all basically dumb grunts following ordersThe writing is special.
>>220481714I hope the death of Homelander happens off-screen just like the shitty comic
>>220481713That would be just like the comic. Best adaptation ever.
>>220481799>Showing off a Homelander clone last secondI would clap.
>megacringe tv show is non stop pseudo western red state slop>"the talyor sheridan AI wrote this"lmaofunniest line theyve done in the show
>we have to kill all these non-believers>let's use the cat and dog and just leave the building without any safety or follow-upStarlight is hot
>>220481774There is a reason Soldier Boy was the strongest supe and why he was was used to father Homelander. He is not only physically the most powerful but be also has a resistance against psychic attacks. Homelander presumably inherited that resistance.Mindstorm could put down a dupe as powerful as temp v Butcher with just the slightest eye contact but he could only cause soldier boy a momentary headache.
>>220481823I'm talking about how nobody knew how to kill homelander in the comics and the cause of his death shows up and explains it 5 seconds beforehand. Thinking about it all this sloppy writing in the show is very similar to the comic Bravo.
>>220481776gets raped by terror, reddit laughs and cheers
>final season>penultimate episode>starlight still fights like a retard and her powers are next to useless>also she ugly as fuck nowGod I miss stormfront and old Noir, now they didn't fuck around.
>>220481884>the cat bitch isn't even immune to bullets and she's somehow considered important enough to be used like thisWild bit of writing.
>>220481847People accuse this season of being written by AI. But there’s more evidence it was edited by AI. Why pay an editor when the audience won’t notice an algorithm is making cuts trained on other streaming shows?
>superhero movies >TV shows and movies making fun of superhero movies Can we go back to earnest superhero movies? I like seeing them fight each other
>>220481978i'd say go watch invincible but that show is 99% mark sitting on his roof crying. you can't win bro
>>220481978Superman
>>220482034cheap animation too
>>220480911KLONALD KLUMPF
>>220481451Your clothes don't get irradiated numb nuts, maybe don't take your physics lessons from a tv show.
>>220482099Not sure if retarded
>>220482040The new one? That one sucked
>>220482087None of the actors from the show have a career now, right? Butcher is in MK2, but he had a career before the show
>>220482099Yes they do. The firefighter and first responder clothes from Chernobyl were incredibly irradiated.
>>220482099I hope the deep gets work, he's cool.
>>220482115Did you learn this from the TV show?>>220481451The show is retarded. A helicopter crashes because of the radiation. This never happened like dozens of other things
>>220482143HL actor already appearing in shitty straight to dvd tier movies, and that was during his peak of the boys, so it's not promising
>>220482143jack quaid will have a good career
>>220482178You realize he's talking about the event, not the show right?
>>220482178I swear you're either trolling or legitimately a dumbass.If clothes don't get irradiated, why would the building or any of the debris be irradiated?
>>220480880it's based on your genes or something, same reason why translucent's son had the same power as him
>>220482235Could be Max Payne if he tried
>>220482237>No protective gear in the Image So you're just retarded, got it
>Deep exiled from the ocean>Now they have an excuse for not having any underwater scenes >CGI budget can be diverted to more penis effects
>>220480785Afer watching the new (penultimate) episode, my expectations for the 'finale' are rock fucking bottom.Unless all the other episodes were cheap & boring because they were saving the budget for some top tier epic shit, I think it's gonna be a total wank
>>220482246buildings arent made of fabric retard
>>220482235Hate that faggot so much it's unreal
>>220482235he has no range. He will forever be typecast as a dork
>>220481211TempV is clean super strength and durability juice in the comics The US government supplies it to the boys and they take it with 0 side effects FF has powers from V like normal supesMM gets his strength from drinking his mom's V tainted breast milk, if he doesn't regularly do this he dies
>>220482291Yeah you're trolling. Nobody is that dumb.
>>220481086But Homelander has super speed while Soldier Boy doesn't. So you're telling me this whole time Homelander could've just used his super speed to fly behind him and choke him out no problem?
>>220481451Nobody in TV/film ever understands radiation works IRL, especially not in capeshit. Best not to think about how nothing is ever scientifically accurate in ficiton or it'll drive you mad.
>>220481290i dont wanna be an autist but i will anyway. if we assume it's just enriched uranium (because it looks the same as the chamber from the fort when soldier boy says it's enriched uranium), why does being near it make your skin blister immediately? uranium mainly emits alpha radiation which can't even penetrate your skin. kimiko would have to be eating uranium or be inside of a nuclear reactor or holding nuclear waste to be suffering that kind of immediate reaction>>220482144the caveat would be that their clothes would have been covered in radioactive dust/ash/particles from the explosion and would become irradiated
>>220482194Toni has been cashing out while he can for a while
>>220481043It's an ad for the next spinoff.
>>220482371isn't that copyright infringement kek
>>220482309That's funny, a lot of good actors don't have much range.Giancarlo Esposito has been playing the same character for years now.
>>220482338If the source in that room was really kicking out that many rads then no-one would even be able to be in that building without being lethally irradiated let alone stand just outside the transparent doors of the room lamo
>>220481120>Seems like bad writingThat's the entire show at this point.
>>220482338>Wannabe nuclear physicist has entered the thread Please kill yourself
>>220482418KekHe's right tho
>>220482417And the comics. It's the perfect adaptation
>>220482434lol, he isn't though. And even if he were, you're watching a retarded show with superheroes.>Actually that's not how radiation works Please kill yourself
>>220482417is it even fair to call it bad writing? that sort of implies a modicum of misguided effort was put into it. i'd rather go for something like there was no writing
>>220482456Yeah he isPlease kill yourself
This ending will suck ass. But then they'll do an animated remake and that ending will also suck, but it will take 10 years to get there.
A-train already set the atmosphere on fire when he was going faster than the speed of light to save Huey from homelander's eye lasers. Planet Earth exploded and this hair splitting discussion about uranium is irrelevant. Or did Einstein not notice how that scene was impossible?
>>220482461The last two seasons have flowed like each episode was written in a vacuum. Characters never act consistently. Plotlines are dropped and picked back up at random. Every single character talks like a 16 year old Redditor.I see people blaming it on the eight episode structure. You can make a story work in 8 hours. You can’t make 15 unconnected storylines work in 8 hours.
>>220482506There is 0% consistency in this show. It's all just shock factor and swearing. That's it.
>>220482517Just like the comic's dialogue. Haven't watched the show yet, but it sounds like they nailed it.
>>220482330Homelander is seemingly only extremely fast during flight. We saw him fighting Soldier Boy, and their combat speed was more or less the same. Soldier Boy had no problem evading and landing hits.The only time Homelander was significantly faster than Soldier Boy during that fight was when he crashed into him at the start using his flight.Homelander took Soldier Boy down so easily here simply because he sneaked him. Soldier Boy was unguarded and showed his back to him, it's that simple.Hypothetically, if soldier boy was just sitting around minding his business, then Homelander could indeed just fly behind him at super speed and choke him. But that would require for Homelander sneak soldier boy again. He can't do the same in a direct confrontation.People trying to powerscale are thinking wrong. We know those two are relative to one another. If either one was to kill the other, it would be through a long beat down like two normal people fighting. They can't punch through each other or anything like that at all.So Homelander choking him out by ambushing him is very natural.
Frenchie died and i felt nothing, i don't think i give a shit about a single character in this show
I can't believe the show is still dragging on this deep into the season. Characters whining cutting to other characters whining. Endless macguffin plots that go nowhere very obviously trying to buy time. The woke pandering filler scenes could not be more shallow. Worst of all the action is so lame. Most of the scenes with Homelander doing anything make him seem like a normie that doesn't have super strength. If he does it's just to paint in a CG body explosion, no effect on the environment.
>>220482517yea bro. i'd go step a further and say each scene was written in a vacuum. my personal pick so far is the hughie/starlight cloud scene (which was a copy paste of the road trip billy joel scene) and then they immediately go back to being annoyed and jaded. or the great starlight's dad sequence where she is meant to come to some new enlightenment but immediately goes back to being annoyed and jaded
>>220482542It’s even worse in the show because middle aged characters are using slang that was invented by social media within the last five years.
>>220482391Not really. He is just wearing the american flag as a cape, you can't copyright that. Neither can you laser vision.
>>220482506Hey man, don't be mean to that guy. He's really smart because he wanted to see how they handle uranium properly in a TV show about dick and balls superheroes Kek
>>220482564>Worst of all the action is so lamewhat do you mean bro. it's show about superheroes. nothing wrong with another weird choppy fist fight
Ashley has been a total nothingburger
>>220482619Comics had horrific flights or none at all. Once again. Well done adapting the source material
is there even anything that seems remotely feasible that could potentially save the finale? (save as in not be completely shit)the only thing i have is homelander razing a city and actually doing something bad. maybe that's where the effects budget has gone
felt like a filler episode
>>220482506A-Train was not going faster than the speed of light. Homelander's eye lasers were never real lasers and don't move at light speed. We literally see a bullet moving during that scene. Unless the writers somehow think bullets move at relativistic speeds.
So the whole virus plot was nothing but a waste of time.
>>220482694>Doesn't understand what friction is Go back to talking about uranium, wannabe-smartass
>>2204826821) Homelander kills himself after being confronted with the power of friendship.2) Kimiko succeeds in copying Faggy Boy's powers No seriously these are good options, they're actually set up. 3) Homelander goes back to his home planet.4) A new hero arrives, the anti-Homelander, he kicks his ass and is like even more superbadass and indestructible, big cliffhanger is "will he be even more of a jerk". Actual ending is a dick joke.
Starlight will absorb output of entire nuclear power plant and nuke HMScreencap this, Starlighters
>>220482720Not the uranium guy. I'm just pointing out how stupid it is to say A-Train was running faster than light.
People underestimate Homelanders skills. Sure he is mostly a brawler, but he knows how to throw a punch, or how to perform some basic techniques.We know he was trained how to fight by Vought when he was young.With proper technique you can render someone unconscious in 10 seconds or maybe even less.
>>220482626Ashley, Hughie, Deep, Frenchie and M.M. Have all been functionally useless since season three ended. They’re only given screentime because the producers like the actors. So you have important plot developments happening offscreen while precious screentime is spent on characters who have no reason to still be a part of the story.
>>220482689They all do this season. The show has never lived up to the promise of season 1 and it's not going to
>>220482732Not that guy either, you're just retarded is all
>>220482544>Homelander is seemingly only extremely fast during flight.That's all he needs to fly behind Soldier Boy before he can react
>>220481219is this the same archer dude from S2?
>>220482758>this seasonThey do this the whole show. Somebody summarized the whole show and how it goes nowhere with each episode and season
>>220482763The retard is the one saying A-Train can run faster than light.
>>220482710the really, really sad thing is that it actually seemed promising at the start of the season. soldier boy getting infected, infecting those random supes, homelander actually scared. there was a strange brief moment in time when it felt like this season was doing something
>>220481914And this is explained where?>it's in the comics FUCK OFFthere's no need to carry water for this shitshow, the people making obviously didn't give a shit.
>>220482779Well yeah, when the impetus is to kill Homelander, every season he isn't killed feels like a waste of time, that's natrual
>nothing important can happen and the majority of the cast can't be killed off because there's multiple spinoffs in the works Very cool, "prestige" television.
>>220482544>Homelander is seemingly only extremely fast during flight.He practically teleported to Frenchie in the latest episode. >>220482564This episode felt like some filler from season 2. Not the penultimate episode of the entire series. It's insane how much time they wasted treading the same tired emotional drama.Ask yourself what happened this episode to move the plot forward. It's Kimiko getting Soldier Boy's nuke power. That's it. Over an hour for that.
>>220482798The comics and the show are not in the same continutiy. One does not explain the other
>>220481070He also doesnt make fun of Chile or Kenya or Indonesia or Kyrgistan or Guinea? why?
i liked the taylor sheridan ai joke
>>220482768For him to do that he will need to ambush soldier boy.In a fighting situation Soldier Boy will have his guard up. Sure Homelander would be able to get behind him, but either he wouldn't be able to get a good enough hold of him to choke him out or Soldier Boy would simply react in time.We know he has the reaction speed and that he is at least fast enough to react to a speedster like Marathon attacking him and to even land hits on them.And Homelander can't even actually move his hands as fast as Marathon, he just flies fast.You can't just blitz chokehold soldier boy if he has his guard up.
>>220482895I liked when they talked about someone that couldn't smile and then cut to Starlight
>Amazon fucks up by buying the rights for Tolkien's fucking notes, not even a single book on the unfinished Silmarillion.>use them to write the most expensive tv show ever made>nobody watches it.>every single Amazon show since has to have as low a budget as possible to make up for it.Bezos was personally involved in Rings of Power, Prime execs should demand he put his own money in to make up for it's loses.
>>220482793Plus it was a good opportunity to set up Butcher wanna go full genocide on all supes, and the rest of the team must stop him. So he kills frenchie, kimiko, and MM. Hughie has to kill him. Similar to what happened in the comics.
Stopped keeping up with the show after season 3 because I just couldn't give a shit anymore and everyone was acting like a dumb cunt. Reading the comics recently until the place I was reading it got shut down this week and they're legitimately so much better than the show it's fucking unreal, How do you manage to write a show worse than an arc about saving a bunch of harmless retarded Superheroes from a rapist?
So, did the russians never thought to put Soldier Boy in a vaccum to deprive him of oxygen instead of using expensive and dangerous drugs on him?
why didnt homelander just wait at frenchies corpse?
>>220482555Mirrin those trips, I was thinking the same, I do not give a single shit and there's only one episode left, it's going to be a trainwreck
>>220482115>>220482144No retards. Enriched uranium emits mostly alpha particles which get absorbed by your skin, and some gamma rays which would damage her, but it's not enough to make her emit radiation herself. Neutron activation happens when you're beside an active chain reaction, or a criticality accident, and then you'd still have to spend years right next to it. The clothes and environment around Chernobyl didn't get irradiated, they got contaminated with radioactive particles, strontium, cesium, and irradiated graphite dust.
>>220482949>How do you manage to write a show worse than an arc about saving a bunch of harmless retarded Superheroes from a rapist?Because the comic had empathy for its characters.
>>220482958Soldier Boy fainted because blood wasn't getting to his brain, not because he couldn't breathe.
>>220481350JUST
the goys is time-wasting slop but it has kino moments that made me laugh. also they hire some sexy actresses, and never really had too much blacked scenes that i can remember (except popclaw but they also show her paying the toll).i can see myself enjoying this show if i were a 9-6 office wagie. it's cheap entertainment the same way a mcdonalds meal is. of you want true kino go hang out in /film/ and talk about arthouse stuff from pre-obama agitprop. even one ep of FRIENDS looks visually comfy compared to today's blue-filtered streaming shows. at least the boys makes fun of woke shit sometimes (that whole scene at the themepark for example).praise israel praise netanyahu and palantir
>>220483012I legitimately felt my heart drop turning the page and seeing the G-Wiz kids fucking eviscerated by Frenchie and Female, it fucking sucked since even if they were groomed hard they were just kids like what Hughie said. Not even Season 1 got me to care that much about a character.
>>220483016youd think a megapervert with decades of experience would be trained to handle a bit of asphixiation
What did MM inject Sheline with?
>"can't even fucking smile">*immediately cuts to a reaction shot from Starlight*kekDoes the production team just hate her?
>>220482555i like karl urban / butcher. glad he and jensen got paid.also glad maeve got paid.if they wanted to go full woke they'd've made maeve and starlight take bbc, then zoom in on the bbc. but they didn't. be thankful about that. they're not as bad NASA "let's send a black guy and white lady into space hahaha"the goys is woke but with acceptable limits. i can't remember any obnoxious tranny or fag characters. when there are gays it was a gay black guy gettin' it in on the fake french guy.
>>220483086I thought the same lmao. Someone is definitely having some fun
>>220483098holy bbc obsessed feminized faggot
>>220483087ozempic
>>220480964He was hit by a train.
>Animals are going to somehow kill The Deep even though hes been shown to be fairly strong
>>220483087I assumed it was the virus but impossible
>>220482742I put my brother in a headlock while horseplaying and he passed out for a few seconds, it's way easier than you would think to do that. homelander's just physically stronger than soldier boy and took him by surprise, he doesn't have elite krav maga skills or 400IQ or anything, his moveset throughout the entire show consists of laser beam spam and punching people in the stomach and flying away. he even chased a-train across however many states and waited for him to fuck up instead of being able to catch him outright, the guy is zero technique and all power
>>220483044>even one ep of FRIENDS looks visually comfy compared to today's blue-filtered streaming shows.Why is streaming television so depressing visually? It's the equivalent of every store and restaurant becoming a grey minimalist cube. TV shows used to be as visually appealing as possible so you would want to tune in. This episode of Star Trek is 35 years old and mogs almost everything on streaming.
>Fuck you Homelander I hate you and will enjoy watching you die>Actually no wait I dont have you now, i love you son>Heres some V1 so you can be immortal>O wait nvm you suck im leaving fuck you HomelanderLook how they massacred my boy
don't you think it's ironic the show started out as something alternative to standard capeshit but it ended up being standard capeshit as years went by? pretty much nothing important happened this season also and they have one episode to wrap it all up while it feels like we're missing an episode before this one that just aired
>>220483210>Why is streaming television so depressing visually?Digital cameras and regulations grinding out all the artistry from film.
>>220483178We are saying the same thing. And you don't even need to be stronger than someone to chokehold someone out like that. You could do that to someone stronger than you without much trouble either as long as the difference isn't huge. Homelander being marginally stronger than soldier boy just made it all the more easy.
>>220480825Homekanda forever
>>220483217I never got the racism angle they tried playing with him. So he doesn't care about collateral damage when fighting a bad guy and that makes him a racist to M.M.? You even see how he reacts to a fag interracial couple and he just seems more amused by it than anything back in season 3.
>>220480986>t.
>>220483217It's really not that weird to be honest. We know he felt proud of Homie but didn't want to admit it.He doesn't want his own son to die, but he also recognized that his son is a complete nutcase and he can't stand being next to him on a daily basis.They fucked up by pushing the whole Clara thing too much which made the whole thing awkward as fuck. Even if Soldier Boy used Clara as an excuse to partially hide his own feelings, it still feels stupid.
>>220480785western media propagandist are such fucking cowards, always making fun of Christianity, never of Islam, because they would get Hebdo'ed
>>220483287nice shirt
>>220483241True. The 2023 actors strikes negotiated that actors couldn't be forced to work 12+ hour days anymore. So sets had to be arranged quickly to get the actors in and out. That translated to bland, rushed lighting and staging. Hollywood used to use sodium lights, but switched to LED lights for the environment. That's also why every TV show looks like a commercial or SNL skit.
>>220483300>They fucked up by pushing the whole Clara thing too much which made the whole thing awkward as fuckIt just doesn't work when you know she's a actual 40's era nazi that was acting like a cartoon villain back in season 2. Like they could have at least used Countess or someone that wasn't as hilariously over the top evil to make those scenes actually make you feel anything other than "who fucking cares?"
>>220483044Get help
>>220481070I think they crashed into a bar mitzvah or some kind of jewish celebration during one of the fights with firecracker or her body-double goon but yeah it's clear the show's ""satire"" (read: contempt) is mostly centered around trump and the flyover christians who empower him
>>220483217i wish i would look like him
>>220483322yea the shirt is kinda cool isnt it..
>>220483354Esl jeet
>>220483362bladdy basterd benchod
>Drumpf takes 5 minutes to generate a AI photo>causes a multi-million dollar franchise to crater itself
>>220483300>We know he felt proud of Homie but didn't want to admit it.yea like that time when he said homelander was a fucking disappointment and was about to nuke him and ryan. i guess a couple of years on ice takes the edge off and puts things into perspective
>>220483378Get off my board you brown freak
>>220483345They could have sort of fixed it if soldier boy this time around came out more about actually loving his son even if only because he is his son. Sort of how he called him son by the end only expanded more.But they still pushed the whole Clara thing again.Still, it's at least clear that he partially did it because he cares about his son. Or at least that's the cope I am going with.
>>220483331Greenscreens too, with most movies now having entire scenes shot completely divorced from production and just superimposed into a different location because the actor couldn't be assed to show up to set.
>>220483388saaar you are the bladdy
You just know if they could reshoot any scenes, the president in the boys would be called Ronald Rump, have orange skin and blonde hair. Then Homelander says "lets make America great again" and kills him.
>>220483381That was clearly self hate on soldier boys part. He didn't even know much about Homelander at this point. And he definitely didn't know how weird the dude is.But seeing him all weak and emotional just reminded him of his own weakness and he hated that. Deep down he also knows the world doesn't need another him.
sheeeeeeeeeeit 'omelanda finna get my foodstamps nigga
>>220483455Kill yourself
>>220483432I legitimately think they only pushed the Stormfront soulmate shit as hard as they did to write around putting the scene of Homelander making Soldier Boy see him trying to have her jerk him off with her stump into the series.
so does anyone know what the leaks for the season finale are?>inb4 no early screenings
>>220483474Redfoo is in the Boys?
>>220483241>>220483331fuck Hollywood bring on AI. fans will save media
>>220483500>so does anyone know what the leaks for the season finale are?Kimiko gets Soldier Boy's chest beam and kills him.
>>220482395In what world is Juan Carlos Esposito a good, famous or successful actor?
>>220483519>bring on AI.Fuck off, Jeet. AI is just as soulless and shitty looking and modern TV/Film
>>220483500Terror rapes Hughie who then kills himself because of the trauma and Starlight twerks on his funeral to Skrillex Sage does crack and realizes that's the true intelligence The Deep takes it Deep in his ass as an eel enters through his anus and enters through his mouth while Smash Mouth - All Star plays in the backgroundButcher murders Terror because of the rape and kills himself after Kevin Nash gets raped in a throwback segment to '92
>we have starlight at hom-WTF why is she better
>>220483500There is this going around. Along with a ton of other bullshit with no credibility.I don't think anyone actually knows though. All the so called leakers in S5 have been reviewers that watched that shit early. But we should be getting some more legitimate leaks as the finale approaches, especially with the cinematic screenings they are doing.
All jews must hang
>>220481451This. Reminder that in season 3, they mentioned that Soldier Boy, because of the experiments, emitted radiation at all times, it just get higher of course when he's stressed and building up the beam/blast
>>220483122wadda ya mean
>"superpower" is being black fucking (((Kripke)))
>>220483656The writing is so bad that I unironically feel bad for him and Sage because they're are trying instead of just hating them because they're dei hires
This show has a budget of over $10 million per episode and this is the end result.I know it's supposed to look bad on purpose to mock Christians. But this is just unacceptable.
>>220483656This guy is a pretty good actor though, enjoy his shit eating grin.
>>220483549your career is over dumb artists.
>>220483757They definitely tried harder to act than the fucking nigger from Gen V that's for sure.
>>220483773Honestly, what the FUCK are they spending the budget on?Most episodes barely had any superpowers or cgi shown, was it all spent on bodies exploding?
>>220483604This isn't true. I should know, I shitposted it.
>we realise that depowering HL and killing him after is an underwhelming ending>let's retcon Becca's rape AGAIN and have Ashley reveal she was into it to arbitrarily make Butcher the final villainB R A V O K R I P K E
>>220483831>Honestly, what the FUCK are they spending the budget on?Actor cameos.
>>220483773you're a retard this scene was purposely bad looking because hes on a set and it's supposed to be corny
>>220483549i have seen better ai fights with homelander on Twitter than the actual show.
>>220483893something definitely needed in the last, conclusive season of the seriesthat and all the filler is also very much needed too
>>220483901not him but do you even read the posts in their entirety before you comment on them, ffs... the attention span.
>>220483901Vought has the same money as Disney or marvel. it's a retarded joke. marvel movies neverook that bad
>>220483926You mean you DIDN'T think having an entire scene purely dedicated to a Supernatural cast reunion with Seth Rogen and some other actors die was a good idea?
>>220483944>neverookherro! prease eat shitty wok!
>>220483982It was very important to the story. That, and the Terror fucking a Homelander plushie storyline. Where would we be without those scenes?
>>220484013But Anoooooooon don't you remember how Terror in the comic was trained by Butcher to rape anything he tells it to fuck? Isn't that so funny to bring up at the last second in the last season when right now we should be having actual character conclusions???
>>220483987
>>220484049It was great because Terror appeared in literally one episode this senson
>>220483773Its just mocking American yokel "christians" who clap to "oooh jeeeebus" songs in their mega church and donate 10000 dollars to Israel
>>220480785so funny watching normies turn on this garbage after sucking off the last two shitty season just because it had a hamfisted political message that they liked
this show really is dogshit, it's almost unbelievable how bad this plot is. Even within the show's own universe of retardation it's nonsensical.
>>220484172Even normies and bought critics admit there's no tension or buildup to a final confrontation. You can't market a show like this and have half the scenes be two characters talking in an empty room.We're not expecting wall to wall action, but we waited two years for THIS?
>>220480911He isnt. Thats just how he gets people on his side
>>220484268>we waited two years for THIS?yes, you did goy
>>220484268Its just really funny seeing almost the same shit that happened with GoT. This has been trash for several seasons now but the normgroids need a collective pop culture thing to fellate so they ignore all the issues until its too late. Its interesting the masses only care about the quality of something when there is supposed to a conclusion/closure.
>>220483456No, homelander would take direct orders from him, then the ending it will be revealed that homelander is actually good but was mind controlled by Ronald
>last episode with homelander getting super powers v2 with the boys like 30m away>beginning of this episode they're safe and sound like nothing happened I hate shit like this
the virus knocked soldier boy out for a few hours I feel like infecting homelander with the virus + the radiation chamber thing could kill him..
>shows actresses are mocked online for getting fillers done>show itself becomes entirely filler toobravo kripke
Guys I just watched episode 5 and I'm so sad about Firecracker. She has the best ass and tits on TV in a long while. Loved how her ass cheeks hang out of her shorts. What was going on in the end? She obviously did believe in Jesus and not in homelander. Why did she lie about believing in homelander? Did she assume she was going into a Starlighter camp?
>>220482099you are fucking retarded and dont know what you are talking about
>>220483773>I know it's supposed to look bad on purpose to mock Christians.Christianity is the only religion you can make fun of today.
>>220481451in capeshit radiation pretty much works like magic
>everything from the trailer was bait and had no consequential relevance to the final season's plot
Post more pictures of Sheline
>>220484459Yeah, I'm a nuclear engineer but I don't know what I'm talking about.
>>220484543>Post more pictures of Sheline
>>220484583And I'm Einstein and know that you're retarded
>>220484583Only nuclear thing about you is your retardation, you brown retard.
woah... the slop show for retards to clap at trump references which hasnt been good for most of its runtime isn't sticking the landing??? wtf!!!!crazy how many people pretend this shit was every good just because it owned le chuds
>>220481610its way too late to introduce new characters
>>220481005>>220480986That's season 1. Look how hot she looked. lmao
>>220484614>>220484621lol, I'm a ginger. No need to get your panties in a bunch because you're wrong. I have been working at a reactor that produces medical isotopes for 14 years now.
>>220482178gr8 b8 m8
>>220482782Not him, but you're still retarded
>>220484704Can confirm. I'm his boss and he's cleaning the toilets here. He's not a ginger. Rearrange those letters and you get the n-word. Back to cleaning the toilets, n-word
>oh cool a capeshit story from the perspective of the "bad guys" and they have to fight the justice league and kill them in creative ways because they have no powers>they never actually kill any of them afthe season 1>the rest of the show is pointless drama and blackmail that never goes anywhere>feels like the writers abandoned any story that could ever happen here in exchange to make le epic satire about modern american culture
radiation doesn't work like that. god this show is so fucking stupid
>>220484930Just wait until next week where Deep will die to fucking fishes biting him
>>220484784
>>220484784LMFAO
the mcguffin power should have been copying webweaver's powers instead of soldier boy's, they all fight over this little spider for its power-imbuing bite and kimiko finally gets it and webs up homelander out of her ass
>>220484930Everything else is scientifically accurate. Temp v works in real life like that
>>220483226Thats pretty much the same that happened to GoT
>>220484978kek
>>220484583I know you arent. You were talking out your ass and we both know that
>>220484704>lol, I'm a gingerSo you're a nigger.Well done you brown retard.
>>220484704>lol, I'm a gingerand dyslexic too. jumbled a few letters there lmao
>>220485012What's so funny?
>>220485085kek
>>220485085One guy is triggered because people don't start boiling in real life when their next to uranium or whatever in the show where blue goo gives you superpowers. Only now did he notice that the Boys might not be realistic
>>220485040>>220485050>>220485073Funny how no one can refute what I said here, that's how I know you're brown.>>220483007
>>220485114Wait a minute, are you telling me that the boys is not a documentary about uranium, what? We need to call every news station. This is unheard of
I dislike the lack of stakes in the boys even during the final season.Invincible mogs it.The writer is a pussy.
>>220485114Post hand you indian retard.
>>220484978
>>220484848When was the last time they even made fun of celebrity culture? This whole season has been nonstop bashing of Christians. This isn't 2009 where r/atheism was the cool kid table of the internet. Where are the jokes about Muslim goatfuckers or rabbis giving oral circumcisions?
Who wrote this fucking shit? Uranium doesn't work like that
>>220484848First season has a lot of "let's parody an advertisement" already. A lot of the show is wasted on this garbage that doesn't do anything besides show that the writers thought it was funny.
>>220481884Didn't see why you could just have the psychics force the non-believers into killing each other. Hughie talked about Synapse forcing his brother to kill himself. Why not do that instead of have catdog kill them slowly one by one.
>>220485321>>220485321>>220485321>>220485321
>they have a guy who can read minds, make your powers stop working, make you pass out from a distance and mimic voices>never used him for anything before because ????
>>220483773>I know it's supposed to look bad on purpose to mock Christians. But this is just unacceptable.Why is it unacceptable?
>>220485217The target audience doesnt know that and doesnt care
>>220481290>Why would radiating a supe consistently give them the exact same depowering ray?Because a BLAKK QWEEN figured it out.2smart4u>how did they magically make a uranium chamber offscreen?see above>how did they escape homelander last episode?plot armor>why did homelander remember about his xray this episode but forgot it two episodes ago?see above
>>220484978You suspend your disbelief for the retarded super hero powers. But when the show takes real world concepts and makes them buttfuckingly retarded, turning radiation into some retarded fallout video game radiation gimick that's the issue because the show starts with the premise that this is our world, just with super hero magic.
>>220485398But at least they know how Temp v works in real life. The show was basically CCTV footage up until they started talking about uranium.
>>220485477Friction isn't something new or a superhero power. They never explained how a-train works without retarded explanations like Flash's Speed force. I guess they don't teach nuclear engineers anything about something as extremely complicated as friction nowadays
>>220485361>Have famous WW2 era supe>Don’t ask for his help until this season>Have supe that can knock out home lander with his breath>Don’t use until this season >Have cage that can trap Homelandsr>Soldier boy doesn’t use it until this seasonThey're not hiding their contempt for the audience
They put frenchie in the "chamber" while calling homelander a nazi
>>220483076when you get chocked, it doesn't matter how much oxygen you have in your lungs and blood, it cuts o2 from the brain, and the brain turns off in 5s no matter what
>>220484739>Not himSure, you just accept his retardation and call anyone who points it out retarded for some reason
>>220483474I unironically love his character and the actor who plays him.
