did old movies mess you up?
>>220481937
>>220481937Their family diet = 100% onions
I caught a clip of Monster Squad a while back. One of the bpys casually calls another on a "faggot". Good flick. Lazlo from Real Genius plays the Wolfman.
>>220481937Fuck millennialcucks
>>220481937Now post the beach one.
>>220481937If a kid says the world "problematic" he deserves instant slaping
>>220481937If this is the average White family, we do deserve to go extinct after all. Fucking faggots.
>>220482110Good news, it's actually a strawman character written by a literal transsexual.
>>220482110how deluded and out of touch with reality are you? get off the internet
>this is why I'm so messed upIs his natural reaction to probably everything
>>220481937Actual Dad in 4>Oh no, I've raised a faggot.
>>220481937Every one of these comics I've seen is so over-the-top performative that I just assume he or she is mocking similar comics. Nobody can think like that for real, it's too... much.
>>220482149How are you supposed to get off the internet? Explain this one to me. Telling someone to get off the internet in 2026 is like telling someone to “stop watching TV” in, well, 2005. It’s a ubiquitous part of our culture and societal understanding. You’re insisting anon should step back, let the trannies take over, and become an ostrich with their head in the sand, living in a delusion like boomers do.
>>220482110People who make stuff like this are turbo-autists, no normal person irl gives a shit about it.
>>220482208Every anon on /tv/ now has a solemn duty to protect this cinnamon bun from reality.
>>220482219Ostriches don't stick their heads in the sand, that's just an old ostrich tale.
>>220481937>Dad sharing his favorite pornos with his sonWholesome, but kind of weird how Dad appears to be naked in the last two panels.
>>220481937>>220482045>>220482086It's just Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Every time they do this it's about that one (1) movie. I don't get the obsession.
>>220482219Internet isn't as ubiquitous in normie daily life as people think. Most normies use the internet like this: instagram where they post photos to demonstrate social proof (i.e. how cool, fun and normal their life is), youtube where they watch normie documentary-style content, podcasts or stuff like hot ones while they eat, do housework or commute, spotify where they listen to music, linkedin for their career, and tiktok. Also, they don't comment (other than in linkedin), they just consume content. Outside of that, the rest is irl hanging out with their friends, sports (lots of sports), traveling, etc. "Internet culture" isn't that much more mainstream compared to the 2000s.
>>220482219Yeah, leaving the internet would necessarily involve largely removing oneself from society, and comparing it to watching tv in 2005 is an apt metaphor. It's also a good thing and anyone who values their sanity should do it, at least for some time.
>>220481937I honestly, hand to god, cannot imagine what movie could possibly mess you up.Apart from maybe watching A Serbian movie at like 6?
>>220482348oh yeah, also whatsapp/viber/etc. to talk with their friends
>>220482280actually it's revenge of the nerds
>ahhhhh not a movie from the 90s where they say "faggot" and "retard" just like everyone did>help me Viewer Discretion Warning I'm being assaulted by reality
>>220481937>>220482045
This guy's comics feel like a cry for help sometimes. Did his wife divorse him yet?
>>220482208this stuff was astroturfed on r/comics
>>220482433He was never married. He has no son.
thankgod my kids are gonna be absolute chuds, already have one and my wife wants to homeschool because she doesn't trust the world to raise her kid
>>220482348>>220482374What you're describing sounds like ubiquity to me.
>>220482462I'm shocked.
>>220482433kek absolutely will always touch my wife unless shes painting or recording or in a meeting, this "i'm not in the mood to be touched right now" is what a hollow sad marriage looks like
>>220482045
>>220482627My first thought was "Wow, couldn't this possibly be construed as r*pe?" (emphasis on censoring the word "rape")Took me a second to realize it wasn't his style.
>>220482086Internalised ugliness. Fascinating
>>220482086What's a 90s movie that's sexist, racist, homophobic, and transphobic? I love 90s movies, but I can't really think of any.
>>220482627>uses the toys spear to poke the condom holekek brilliant
>>220482863Scary Movie and Ace Ventura.
>>220481937>>220482433>>220482627this is the most numale low test webcomic i have ever read
>>220482135>good news because the family is even more deranged
>>220482280Confident retards are very annoying.
>>220482669Kek
>>220482902I might ought to rewatch Scary Movie then, especially since there's a reboot. I'll pass on Ace Ventura though.I meant like actual kinema though, not slop comedy. I guess I should have specified.
>>220482410>>220482669kek
>>220482669Wait, why is he somehow naked in this one lel
>>220482348>Internet isn't as ubiquitous in normie daily life as people think. Most normies use the internet like this: instagram where they post photos to demonstrate social proof (i.e. how cool, fun and normal their life is), youtube where they watch normie documentary-style content, podcasts or stuff like hot ones while they eat, do housework or commute, spotify where they listen to music, linkedin for their career, and tiktok. Also, they don't comment (other than in linkedin), they just consume content. Outside of that, the rest is irl hanging out with their friends, sports (lots of sports), traveling, etc. "Internet culture" isn't that much more mainstream compared to the 2000s.what the fuck are you rambling aboutnormalfags are pathologically addicted to their phones they doomscroll tiktok mid fuck
>>220482998Dad's jerking it to Lillian Gish
>>220482908it was probably made by a a white manwhite men have lower test
lol
>>220483203>and here's the whimsical, romantic anecdote of how I got fucked in the ass by a stranger while my wife watched and then let him give my son aids, too
>>220482627>>220482045>>220483203I can't handle this comic I have to go.
I was exposed to lots of weird shit growing up as a kid and I think some of the weirder stuff was actually for kids.https://youtu.be/TXMXk2ZMGsA
>>220482627based /toy/chad
>>220483203If this is meant to be comedy it's really fucking funny, if it's real then it's super fucking disturbing.
>>220482866It's probably anecdotal.
>>220482410This is actually what it’s like to watch movies with my retired divorced chud dad and, although I’m humoring him I’m happy to do it because he needs a friend
>>220482863any adam sandler movie
>>220482627honestly based especially if he named the kid jabba
After all these years I’m still not sure if these are satire or not.
>>220482219you know what I mean, just stop and you'll be better. you have algorithm induced psychosis
>>220481937This never happened and will never happen>>220482086This is a literal tranny
>>220482219>Telling someone to get off the internet in 2026 is like telling someone to “stop watching TV” in, well, 2005.Spoken like a true hylic. You know exactly what he means, autistic retard, stop pretending.
>>220481937That kid is gay
>>220483997I think they are.
>>220482433>divorseSaaaaar why this ceo no getting the beautiful bobs
>>220481937I was raised on masculine action heroes, and i consider men to be superior to women in all regards
>>220482627Is the point he used the condom to rape the friend?
>>220482669Ayo why dis niggas arms so long?
>>220481937Not really. If anything it´s the other way around, i´ve learned to appreciate them and the culture they represent far more.
>>220482909>the familyGood joke
why the fuck are they sitting on the couch watching movies on a laptop?
>>220484401Mom is using the TV, I guess.
>>220484131Why do you talk like that? Is there something wrong with you?
>>220483203
>>220483768>>220485388This is not humor for you, this is a fetish, and we can all tell.
>>220485388>the wife's all punched outFucking kek
>>220485454We have reached post-irony levels of shitposting long ago
>>220481937>>220482433Would unironically jump off the roof than live like this guy.
>>220482908>>220483137
>>220486142why would you purposely make yourself look like this?
why do webcomics suck so much? there's only ever been like 2 good ones
>>220483111>normalfags are pathologically addicted to their phonesWatching YouTube and TikTok. And maybe liking and retweeting something, but almost never commenting because they can't be bothered.
>>220482280Its not even a good movie outside the Finklehorn shit so its not like its sullying some American classic. Ace Ventura movies were always low brow movies for tards.
>>220482627>using condoms with your wifefucking lmao
>>220486162Cope beard due to balding. If I ever went bald I'd just get rid of it all
>>220482086I can tell by the way she needs to lift her hand off the controller, and press the button with her index finger like a chicken pecking for individual kernels of corn, that she never actually uses that console to play games. Yes, this is important, especially because this comic functions as both a series of self portraits and a moral lecture. This artist is showing herself in the best possible light, and she still has to include a visual that makes it clear she’s inept at using the technology she is portrayed as using for it’s design purpose. Essentially, the woman who made this comic think she is so much better than you that she truly believes is a virtue for her to use a controller in a way that you realised would get you destroyed by the time you were ten years old. She has no love for the things you enjoy, and she is campaigning, hard, along with a horde of miserable ladies just like her, to be in charge of what is and isn’t allowed in the space of that hobby.It is unequivocally 12 years past the point it was mathematically time to completely stop listening to women.
>>220485556I like that the bull is cuddling with the cuck
>>220484089It's when you finally ditch the bitch but things get worse.
>>220486678I love that button pecking triggers autists so hard.
>>220486142american karl pilkington
>>220486142Looks jewish
>>220482086>boop
>>220482110Your genes aren't worth passing on anyways
>>220482226> no normal person irl gives a shit about it.Normies SEETHE if you’re over 25 and date/fuck an 18 year old. The internet is full of propaganda morphing normal people’s minds
Start doing this.
This movie made me so hardLook at them gamsHubba hubba
>>220482110They're not white.They're jewish
>>220482135Wait the baboon guy its a tranny now or are you talking of the ace ventura comic?
>>220487294this stuff juts makes me hate people more. Is that the intention?
>>220487294A liberal man over the age of 40 is just so... pathetic.
>>220487294is this fanfiction to cope with life?
>>220482627
>>220482462>>220482433You can just look up his comic name + real, he has kids and a wife
>>220487509who is the father?
>>220487294He's a better man than I
>>220487294
>>220487356>picThat would explain all the "unintended" racism we see from libtards and their left-leaning shows and movies
>>220482433it's like the bizarro version of the bald 4 panel parent comic, always inked, where he let his boy sit pantsless on his leg and described the warmth of the balls
>>220482433
>>220482086
>>220483203this can't be real
>>220482086>>220481937Just americans things. It's what they do.
>>220482863in Godzilla (the 1997 one with jean reno) a camera man runs off to chase zilla and his gf yells "GET BACK HERE YOU RETARD" and a few hours later hes being applauded by colleagues for getting "the shot" and his gf comes up behind him and whacks him on the head and says "damn right you crazy WOP"I completely forgot that shit so it made me laugh so fucking hard.Pic related (ai sloppa because I can't screenshot the movie for some reason.
>>220487480kek imagine actually making a funny comic and then disavowing it later out of mental illness
gotta love how 4chan is turning into a facebook for right wing boomers
>>220482280trannies get mad when you show them realistically
>>220487356That's my secret Cap.... I'm always angry
>>220486238then call me tardo, king of the mongs
>>220487716Come to think of it he really was>>220487864kek, back on track
>>220483111Post your metrics now you box fondler
>>220488375Oh man that's great.
>>220487294Note: He has NEVER used that response when the "offended" person was a Christian.
>>220487294>Account based in CanadaClassic.
>>220487294The proper response is>"Yes, that was the intention."
>>220486678>she>womanBro...
>>220482208Nobody actually thinks that way for real but they're all convinced the rest of their group thinks that way for real so it's just a cult that spins off into idiocy where none of it is based on the actual thoughts of anybody. I believe that's called oversocialization.
>Having somewhat enjoyed ____ and been won over by the enduring charm of ____, I suppose I was saving the film for the perfect girls’ night in...>As such, when it dropped on Netflix this September, I was thrilled. I locked it in for Saturday movie night immediately and popped a bottle of rosé in the fridge in preparation. What ensued was possibly the most uncomfortable hour-and-a-half of my life.Guess the movie. Imagine trying to watch a movie with some wine and you end up enduring the most uncomfortable 1.5hrs of your life?
>>220486142Head like a fucking orange
>>220488415anon people have made fun of lunarbaboon for years, there was another shitty dad comic that was more pedophilic that was posted too
>>220487356we can literally place bets on when a black guy will kill her.
>>220481937I’ve only just opened this thread. Nobody had better post the one cursed strip.
>>220487294I did do this after 2020, but then after October 7th I found the people I did it for refuse to extend that same courtesy to Jews when I told them I found some of their pro-palestinian slogans offensive and they told me that was my problem. That was a bitter lesson.
>>220483203I TOLD YOU I’D BETTER NOT SEE IT
>>220482433No straight married man would ever accept that. I touch my wife whenever and wherever and she likes it. She LIKES that her husband is attracted to her.
>>220489785calm down, tranny
>>220490657How does that make any sense at all. You are the worst kind of poster on the website
>>220481937Old movies are racist
>>220481937Literally a child: "This movie is very problematic, Dad."Who writes this shit?
>>220482433grim
>>220482433man this cant be serious
>>220488072What's with the fucking finger snapping?
>>220488375Why the fuck would you post a garbage AI image (with the wrong dialogue) like a fucking Jeet instead of just finding a screenshot or gif of the scene? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>220482086fuck you skank i will suck ray finkle penis
>>220481937I disregard the opinion of anyone who seriously uses the world "problematic" as a critique of entertainment.
>>220483203this shit CANT be real holy fuck LMAO
>>220483203The worse part is leftoids like this are numerous amongst white peopleI don't really want to imagine how fucked up the generation being raised by millenials/zoomers is going to be
How old are these comics? 10 years ago? it was literally of a dead and bygone era now.
>>220486471well yeah, do you really want 10 kids? My wife and I explicitly tried twice and got three kids out of it
>>220482669I tried watching that for the memes but it's pretty terrible honestly. From before they really figure out what made a watchable movie
>>220482109This. I'd forgotten all about these comics, author must be an absolute cuck.
>>220482433HAHAHA oh my fuck. That's not a healthy normal relationship.
>>220492358I didn’t use a condom with my gf now wife for like 7 years. I just pulled out or came on her tits/face/ass. We decided to have kids and she got pregnant the first time I came inside her and same thing happened with her second pregnancy. Haven’t used a condom since when we first got together and she was on birth control for a few months but didn’t like it (looking back I’m really glad she didn’t stay on it).Made me realize how disgusting abortion as birth control is. I don’t believe “accidents” are common it’s more like retards being negligent.
>>220492455Yeah my wife got pregnant first and second time as well, second time just gave us twins. Maybe in time I would stop worrying but right now with 3 under 3 years old getting her pregnant again would be a fucking nightmare
>>220492486Yeah 3 kids under 3 would be intense I had 2 under 2 and the first few years were a bit tough in terms of sleeping.I only had one event that I would call premature ejaculation (or uncontrolled ejaculation requiring me to pull out). I can really control my cumming so we never use condoms.
>>220482433>I'm coming in for a hugNo!
>>220482086I really wish I could find the "how to snap your own neck" edit.
>>220482433If a bitch ever said to me she wasn't in the mood to be touched we're done.
>>220481937Nick Fuentes was right. There's nothing gayer and emasculating than being a father.
>>220492596He would know
>>220492596No, that would be taking it up the ass, which he is well acquainted with so he should know better
>>220486718Yeah, it's weird to think that showing naked pubescents in movies, even in Hollywood, was considered fine for a while.
>>220487480The font choice makes this even more faggy.
>>220482057Theor breathe must be terrible
>>220492267Pretty sure it's just one of (((them))) trying to brainwash redditor goyim into acting like this
>>220483203I’m just tired bros…
>>220483203YABBA
>>220492455>pulling outI never mastered that. Done it a few times by accident but most of the time I'm too into the sex, that when I come, I press my dick as far in as I can.
>>220481937They made impossible for me to brainwash myself to the point of liking modern shit mediaDunno if that counts
>>220490800and faggots say things were always woke and pozzed
>>220494879>and faggots say things were always woke and pozzed
>>220482433I got a buddy who's wife wants him to ask for consent if he wants to touch her. married for years. Pussy must be powerful
>>220481937>anymoreI like how they acknowledge that there's nothing inherently wrong with it, only the current social sensibilities have deemed it unacceptable.
>>220489109If this is true, then I wasn’t even close to being angry enough. Imagine having a male childhood and STILL NOT HOLDING IT RIGHT! Fuck.
>>220492308When have you ever met someone like this in real life?
what are you calling old zoomer
>>220494150A negroid in the wild.
>>220495440Pulling out as a contraceptive is the brownest method I can think of
>>220490185kek, you deserved it
>>220488038>>220492267http://www.lunarbaboon.com/comics/morning.html
>>220481937I couldn’t name a single movie that this could relate to other than Bad News Bears
>>220482086>>220487992
>>220492725For a gay teenager Nick sure knows a lot about family and fatherhood.
>>220481937Is that the famous cuck dad comic?
>>220496055>2013>he's been doing this shit for over a decade
Notice how EVERY drawing of his wife has tired eyes
>>220481937this guy is a child molester btw
>>220483203I was going to draw the wife getting fucked but it seems like someone already is on that style>>220482627that guy probably filled in the nicheI'll look for something else to parasocially attach to as a hate-artist
>>220481937why there hasn't been a single great movie for almost 20 years, the cartoon
>>220483203>>220496055Letting a literal stranger be alone with your child. Just because you probably still have his cum inside your ass doesn't mean you can trust him with your child. The fact that the kid doesn't even know the guys name means that they haven't even been introduced.This shit makes me so fucking livid I have swung all the way back around to be calm, and instead I just find myself despondent.
>>220496410Getting upset at a comic is a sign of autism.Its okay, we are here for you.
>>220496452Fuck you, you know what I'm talking about. I'm not upset at the comic itself, I'm upset that degenerates like this exist in the world and that if I call that degeneracy out publicly, that somehow makes me the bad guy.
>>220482219By "get off the internet" what they mean is wean yourself off from memes and algorithmsIt's very obvious from interacting with users on places like 4chan and reddit that they don't get out much and all their opinions and views are formed from memes and shitposts they read online. They don't know how to think for themselves or interact with human beings properly.Btw, I knew lots of people in 2005 who rarely watched TV
>>220482433If your wife says something like that she's cheating on you or doesn't like you im not even kidding
>>220496452The fact that there is a comic is proof that the behavior exist, and that there's a public for that comicBesides, the comic is aimed to show the behaviour in a positive light.In a way, this is an ad for degenerate behaviour, but it's ok if you are a monkey and can only think in terms of "it's just a drawing bro"
>>220495931Why?
>>220482433The most genuinely insane thing about this is that almost all women literally do not become aroused spontaneously. They did full-on MRI studies and everything(multiple times because of course they refused to accept the results) and over and over again found that most women only initiate or respond to male initiation for non-sexual reasons like rewarding preferred behaviour or simply not caring enough to refuse, and only *after* foreplay had begun did they become genuinely aroused(assuming you don't suck at it). This is also why women always try and reframe regret over cheating or slutting out as coersion, assault, and rape; they are essentially two different people(six, really, when you factor in aroused/not in relation to their cycle) and cannot fathom in one state why they would behave the way they did while in another, and so simply gaslight themselves into believing it wasn't their fault.Assuming that guy actually does exist and have a spouse, he literally *never* gets pussy if he backs down that easily because she has already trained him *and* withdrawn the reward without challenge. I'm not saying >yo we should totally make raping your wife legal againor whatever, but seriously if you allow her to rebuff every advance you might as well just buy yourself a chastity cage now because Little Anon is never getting any playtime again.
>>220496186>teenagerAnon…
>>220492393Wait. This shit isn't ironic?
>>220497130You know why, Jannybaiter.
>>220497249No it's just a horrifying glimpse into the mind of your average leftist. Also bald people.
>>220481937Holy fuckI would probably call him a faggot and disownOr just become cold and say you are retarded
>>220491391bless your poor little heart, zoom zoom. you should thank god every day that you're too young to remember this but in the '10s when the sjw trannies were at their peak they tried to push snapping your fingers instead of clapping to be more mindful of autistic people who get overstimulated by sudden loud noises like applause.
>>220482086>muh millennialsimagine actually falling for the generationwars psyop, lol. Also just so you know: your whole idea of what a ”millennialcuck” is is purely an amerilard thing, it doesn’t exist anywhere else except your third world shithole.
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>>220497674>Also just so you know: your whole idea of what a ”millennialcuck” is is purely an amerilard thing, it doesn’t exist anywhere else except your third world shithole.lol the ironing
>>220497757I don’t think you know what irony means
>>220497735Jesus christ if that post doesn't encapsulate modern society perfectly
>>220497543Wow thats very clever
>>220482433my friend used to share this in our group chat and one time i pointed out that i hate these because they’re just the artist patting himself in the back how much of wholesome chungus good boy he is. Everyone started spouting shit like ”the coldest take” and ”who hurt you”. Safe to say i am no longer friends with any of these people.
>>220497775I know you don't understand why I'm laughing at your post.
>>220497605>bless your poor little heart, zoom zoom.You missed the mark, I'm actually on the other side of it where I'm now too old to understand what the damn kids are doing today. Also She-Hulk was three years ago, if it's a 2010s thing, why they fuck are they doing now?
> I know you don't understand why I'm laughing at your post.
>>220497674angry fat balding s.0.ylennial detected
>>220497881>he denied me the (You)fuckin based
>angry fat balding s.0.ylennial detected
>>220497543Kek
>>220497891The important thing is you tried anon
>>220481937I went back and watched Night of the Comet, which me and my dad watched all the time when I was a kid. Think it came out in 85 or 86. I forgot that when they first met the truck driver they blonde girl said "Oh I hope he isn't a faggot". You know if some youngsters watch that they'll melt into a puddle.I once showed some zoomer co workers of mine one of my other favorite movies "the Stuff" and every 10 minutes they were groaning about how racist it was. Especially the bits where Garret Morris was on the screen playing Chocolate Chip Charlie. Thing is, he wasn't a caricature, he was just playing himself from SNL.
>>220483203absolutely fucking grim
>>220497866>She-Hulk was three years ago, if it's a 2010s thing, why they fuck are they doing now?they still do stuff like that at communist conferences. you just don't see it very often on screen because it's so gay it's only ever getting included in the most pozzed media
>>220497674Go back to your funko pops and "adult" Lego sets.
>>220497198Saved, this is an extremely high-quality post
>>220482259This poster is clearly compromised. Big Ostrich has definitely gotten to him.
