>*shits herself*
me on the left
>>220482941Snood thread?
>>220483017Watch it, Chrissy
>>220482941>herselfcanonically a male character masquerading as a woman
Me asf:>sucks her shit
>>220482941Nasty case of hemorrhoids
>>220483106But one of the hottest actresses (with a uterus) of her time IRL.
Sean Young as my wife Chani.
why didn't she tuck properly?
>>220483873Is this real.
>>220483931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmlKeMyXpCU
>>220483873She has a lot of pride for a human.
>>220482941Damn, replicants look like THAT?!
>>220483873What if your dick is too small to tuck it in? What if your balls are huge and sensitive? Asking for a friend.
>>220485611Life uhhh....finds a way.
>>220482941I'm about 90% sure that scene gave me scat fetish
>>220483873>its like so cute and so wholesome!!!!using baby language like this to pretend like it isnt a very perverted, sexual act is so gross to me.
>>220482941clearly finkle's penis was reattached to his ass because it was an easier surgery than having it removed.
It's so weird that half of America thought the joke was she shit her pantsLike take a minute and drink some water and think how the scene would play out if that was the jokeSeems like somebody would have mentioned a bad smell or poop or something, right?One of the other characters?Like if you were making a funny scene about someone shitting themselves, would you find some way to communicate that to the audience?How?Please kill yourself before you have any more autism thanks
well anon are you assuming the lois einhorn stance?
>>220482941> gives kid me fear of shitting myself
>>220488178Nobody assumed that. It was revealed she was a man early in the movie, and the Crying Game music was playing.>but Americans are dumb>god it's hot without AC>I wish I could afford food>you obsess just as much about my country that you don't know and is smaller than your bathroom
you constantly posting about shitting is not gonna deter my lois threads anon. ill continue to inconsistently make them and ask if you've tucked and or are standing like lois hopefully with a pic
>>220489254>Shitty AI upscale
>>220489383Can you maybe try reading the thread again and also hang yourself from your garage door frame?Like, with a belt?
I miss the 90's, anons. The time where we can make fun of trannies.
>>220490350You can make fun of them now anon.
>>220482941Sexy
>>220488178Here's why:>name of the movie has the phrase Pet Detective in it>main promo art has Jim Carrey looking approachably silly>the result is that, age rating be damned, a lot of young kids wind up watching it>most young kids are at best vaguely aware of the plot, more focused on silly Jim Carrey antics>kid sees a person has a big log-like shape in the back of their underwear>the concept of a man pretending to be a woman is entirely foreign to them, same with the concept of a penis large enough to wrap all the way around to the back (not to mention a kid cannot grasp why a person would do that in the first place)>kid uses all the context and knowledge they have, and assume the mass is a big turd>Ace gets sick after seeing it, which reinforces the idea that it was a gross turdThere you go. Keep in mind that this was in the 90s, so the majority of 8 year olds had no real concept of transvestites or transgenders, beyond perhaps the basic comedy of "haha man put on dress and a wig, that's so silly"
>>220490374You don't see that in movies and TV shows anymore.
>>220483873Or you could just use something like this.
>>220482941>>220483402it's weird because i never found her attractive in Ace Ventura but she was one of the most beautiful women ever in Blade Runner
Laces out!
>>220490405I said take a minute and drink some water, extremely fat person with medically documented developmental problems
>>220490374Not in mediagood luck getting fundingand if you do get ready to have antifa trannies dox you so they can hunt you downthe jewish courts will protect them anyway
>>220482941She's fucking based
>>220490631I know you're probably a transgender zoomer with autism, but please understand that the worldview of an 8 year old in the mid-90s would absolutely not include the concept of an adult male pretending to be a woman to the extent of tucking his dick up behind his ass.
>>220482941We've come a long way since we were allowed to strip trannies in public.
>>220488178I think a lot of kids did, sure, as >>220490405 saysBut for an adult actually following the plot and the context of the scene, it's pretty obvious that "Big Old Captain Knish" could only be a penis.>"Finkle is Einhorn... I kissed a man!" scene isn't exactly subtle>This entire climax leading up to the reveal of the log in pants has been Ace stripping Sean Young down and trying to prove he's a man, first with wigs, then breasts, then...
>>220482941Ace Ventura 1 is so fucking retarded and boring, Ace Ventura 2 mogs it and it's not even close, there's not a single dull moment.
I don't know how AI works but is there any way to make Ace pop it out and shake it around making some kind of goofy face/noise?
>>220492869Based.Ace Ventura 2 is kino.
>>220483873That's a man.
>>220490718it just so happens I was a 10yo when this movie came out and it was completely obvious to me and everyone I have ever known what was going on. and in all the intervening years I have never until today heard that someone thought it was a log in Einhorn's underpants. you must be very retarded.
>>220492986OK.
>>220483873She cute.Name?
>>220483873Why do you have to tuck it if you are woman?
>>220482941She never looked hotter to me than in this film.
>>220492404Kids are pretty prone to just making up shit to explain things they don't understand. That looked like a poop in the panties, but if that's really a man and that was a clue, maybe it's just that only a man could've made a turd that big.
>Ace Ventura 3, Ace visits Lois at a mental asylum for information in a case>after she has helped Ace, she says she is there voluntarily and tries to gives a contact number because she has had surgery since then>Ace laughs and implies that will never happen, he comes back into frame and grabs the number
>>220490454>a giant moose knuckle
>>220482941would
>>220483873fucking dumblet the dick be free
>>220482941Pet. Dick.
