And the retcon begins.BYE BYE REY!
minch knew this
who even cares anymore
>>220483935Ironic because Cal only exists because they made Rey a white girl and Disney didn’t want two white girl protags
>>220483978Disney didn't make that decision Respawn did. Cal was a girl but the devs looked around at star wars and saw an absence of male leads. He exists only because there were no male lead characters in anything for star wars at the time (2019).
>>220483967Tell that to Kanjiklub
BD1 >>>>> BB8
>>220483935Strange how no 66 Survivors showed up for Endor. I imagine a few extra sabres would've been useful for Han's mission.
>>220483935>There is.... another!Based
>>220484002>a no-name developer overwrote DisneySure thing, mate
>>220484105This. Fuck that stupid ball bitch.BD is probably a bit too powerful though. Way too many abilities
>>220483967>minch knew this
>>220484182>No nameTell me you know nothing about the gaming industry without telling me you know nothing about the game industry
no.. not the sanctity of the star wars universe
Literally nothing in the lore other than the Mandalorianverse has been worthwhile since RotJ. No amount of retconning is going to make the series watchable again.
>>220483935Ah yes, the retcon of the retcon... that will fix it.
>>220484182Are you retarded?
>>220483935Disney is a fucking disaster. They do all these lore patches seemingly every few days or weeks and it just makes the whole series more convoluted, less valued, and easier to ignore. Someone needs to go find the executives of this company and smack the underage genitals out of their hands so they focus on making actual good products again.
>>220483935only played the first one but i did like cal kestis, cool character, cool story
>>220483935>starkiller is the coolest character they created since the prequels>they just forget he existed because hes white, strong, has a cute blonde gf and a cool OP robot friend
AND WHAT OF THE TRAGIC TALE OF THE MOST TRAGIC LOST JEDI LOST TO TIME AND HISTORY UNTIL NOW.. Dikk Sukko
>>220484150Fucking Yoda is like DJ Khaled at this point
>>220483935>caring about Star Wars since 1999
>>220483935A double jump, he can do.
>>220484002>>220484222>>220484377its well known respawn wanted cal to be a black woman and disney told them to fuck off
>>220483967minchota
>>220483935You do realize Rey is just part of the problem and Cal is not particularly better right?
>>220484532good, better forgotten than ruined
>>220484644I guess thats a good point, but he had so much potential for more, top tier games with top tier physics and graphics for the time, they went and above and beyond with those games
>>220483967no. how could he know?
>>220483935I mean, it's obvious that they are going to use Cal one day, probably after the release of the 3rd game.
>>220483935I’m not one to say this to often, but I really hope they start to shoot this stupid shit and mark hammil keels over in the middle of an important scene after shooting 70% of his scenes
>>220483935I am so embarrassed to be a modern day star wars fan :-(
Star Wars is supposedly this massive universe with billions of worlds and millenia of history but really it's just about the same boomer family.
>>220485039:-(
>>220483935Somehow ... Cal Kestis returned.
>>220483935Reminder that some insane dyke tried to cuck Cal by having his girlfriend scissor a giant tranny stormtrooper. Technically she succeeded by shoving it in a trashy "official" novel but the devs of the game retconned it. Unfortunately they did still agree to make her fatter and uglier in the sequel so they're not completely innocent. Just less extreme than the dyke.
Luke did I tell you about California Testis, one of the jedi that surived order 66
>>220485170That insane dyke btw? Sam Maggs.
>>220483935WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING WITH MARK HAMILL HAIRCUT IN ROTJ?
>>220485226Tried to hide his fucked up face
>>220483935>"Yoda, what happens if I fail?>"One other, there is.... and another...and another.... and another.... and another.... many other jedi survived order 66, there are."
>>220483935Wow! They can replace one shitty character with ANOTHER shitty character!
>>220485170>agree to make her fatter and uglier in the sequelThat's the actress that played her that got fatter and uglier. Early walling is to blame here.
>>220485530Cal is cool but he's no real jedi as he fucks with women only.
>>220484182EA was recently bought for 55 billion dollars. Remind the room how much Lucasfilm was sold for?
>>220483935>Doing EU again but worse
>>220484539Dikk Sukko...his battle against Ass Licki on the planet Ballsackora was fucking crazy
>>220483935There are three Jokers in this image.
camera monaghan is wasted not being a villain. desu. hopefully if they ever bring palpatine back again (sigh) in 20 years he can play him
>>220485170>>220485586Still would, raw
>>220483935As someone who played and enjoyed these games, I wish they remain outside the movies continuity. Vader's cameo in the first one was cheesy af.
>>220485170>fatter and uglierYou shut your trap mouth about my waifu!
>>220483935Rey will return somehow, like palpatine
>>220486052>we want the Meg Griffin audience
>>220484563They still shoved in Debra Wilson so they won
>>220484285>Literally nothing in the lore other than the Mandalorianverse has been worthwhile since RotJ.The Ewoks cartoon was pretty good.
>>220486171Yeah only to kill her like a bitch.
>>220484285Andor was KINO.
Cal was later trained by Ahsoka
>>220484553>ESL using Homelander pictureLike poetry
>>220485039>Star Wars is supposedly this massive universe with billions of worlds and millenia of history but really it's just about the same boomer family.
>>220484002
>>220483935never seen a bigger glup shitto in my life. well done.
>>220485039Congrats on figuring out what a nation is.
>>220486346Going back six generations to find a connection is very silly
>>220486227Fortunately, this is true.
>ON THIS FORBIDDEN NEW BOOK (2026 release) THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CANON, WE FIND OUT THAT CHEWBACCA HAS HEALING POWERS AND BRINGS BACK HAN SOLO FROM THE DEAD!!!>PLEASE, PLEASE TUNE IN AGAIN THIS IS CANON!>IT'S IN THIS NEW CANON KOREAN BOOK THAT WE ALWAYS HAD IN MIND BUT HUH WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO RELEASE!>SO IT'S CANON SO WE'LL MAKE A SERIES OR POSSIBLY MINI SERIES ABOUT IT, ISN'T THAT COOL HOW DOES THAT SOUNDS?
>>220485914haha
>>220485170To be fair, imagine that after spending your whole life in your homeland, you finally get to travel the world, visit all these different places each with it's own cuisine, it's a miracle she's not obese in the sequel.
>New book reveals Luke Skywalker knew Gorbo just got brutally skullmogged by Babycorn at the Goon Junction
>>220485039The Phantom Menace making Vader Space Jesus is to blame
>>220483935I hope this means we get an ending where he retires with his cute witch wife and 3 childrenself sacrifice ending is so predictable and boring
>>220486391>IGNI don't believe anything said by these fags, sorry
>>220487279Yeah it was all those damned prequels. It's not like the OT introduced that retarded notion.
Star Wars is an outhouse at this point.Someone else takes a dump in there? Cry me a river.
>>220484199They're not factory features though, Cal just bolts anything he finds onto the little guy
>>220483935how is this an issuecal was a prolific terrorist and the empire's most wanted for a few years therefinding old info on him would not be difficult considering his face was plastered all over coruscant for a time all that really matters is that he's dead by the time of the ot
>>220484002it's the other way around retard. Disney rejected it because they already had girls. Respawn wanted female, black, fat, quuer
>>220483967>Minch Yoder>>>Grogu
anyone got babu frik's opinion on this?
>>220486283>if i challenge my critics by calling them foreigners no one will realize i'm an indian shill
>>220483935>cal kestisugly name, scrap the character
>>220483974This. Prequels were lackluster, we hoped Disney would be a return to form and the committed treason on a magnitude heretofore unseen in any media basically ever. It's over, enjoy the original trilogy and some of the EU. Thats all.
>>220483935Seems like Order 66 was pretty shitty, at first there were only 2 Jedi remaining, Obi-Wan and Yoda, then all the side-material came out and its revealed that like a bajillion Jedi survived, it'd probably be easier to count the ones that actually died
anyone have that "jedi that survived Order 66" meme?
>>220484285only first two seasons of Mando were good. Movie will also be shit.
>>220489454Episode 3 never states Obi Wan and Yoda are the last Jedi. In fact, there's a big plot point about how they infiltrate Coruscant to invert the imperial message so any Jedi survivor escape and hide instead of going back.
>disney product A vs disney product BThe only way I'll ever care again is if George does another film himself.
why is it that Luke and Owen are the only characters in the SW universe who were ever allowed to have real names? Why can't they bring on a new guy and call him Steve or something?
>>220483935>New Star Wars book reveals Luke Skywalker knew that Scrungo Bungo was a Nagai that survived the Dhuskan RebellionPowerful...
>>220484002And the series saw a smash hit because of it.More studios need to hire a guy just to be a woke filter. They could pay him a million dollars a year and still make back 1000x the investment.
>>220490130did they do that?
>>220487880Find me "the chosen one" anywhere in the scripts of episodes 4 5 or 6
>>220483935Who cares? lame wars is dead to me. Rest in shame.
>>220489454Is your post a covert holocaust denial message?
>When gone, am I, the last of the Jedi will you be...>Except for, perhaps, your father's apprentice, Ahsoka Tano>And Quinlan Vos, maverick who left the order, he is>And Devon Izara, though tempted by the Dark Side, I fear she may be>And the young padawan, Cal Kestis>And Oppo Rancisis>Coleman Kcaj>Ezra Bridger>Grogu
>>220490045>John Shitto
>>220483974Pretty much this. The only new Star Wars stuff that's been decent in my lifetime is like a handful of video games and the first season of Mandalorian. It's a zombie franchise
>>220483935This thread crawls with Yidsney rat shills
>>220489422>Prequels were lacklusterI disagree, the Prequels were defined by high-highs and low-lows. They had a lot of moments that were absolute KINO, but also a lot that were just cringe-inducing. It's all a matter of which one stuck with you more, the kino or the cringe.
>>220491593what would be the benefit for disney to post on one of the most hostile website on the interwebz, filled with poor browns and neet whites who never leave their mom's basement? what's the incentive? what's the ROI on glazing star war for incels who hate everything that isn't pedo-anime?
>>220491613There's exactly ONE (1) kino scene in all of the 3 prequel movies and it's Anakin & Obi-Wan’s duel on Mustafar. Everything else ranges from mediocre to the worst thing you'll ever watch.
>>220484138My assumption (re. cope for Lucas/Disney's shitty writing and constant retconning) has always been that either>The Rebel Alliance made the decision to attack Endor on extremely short notice in order to maintain secrecy, using only whatever ships and troops that could be recalled from ongoing deployments right away. Anyone that couldn't make the rendezvous at Sullust in time was simply left behind.>The Alliance leadership realized that the likelihood that the mission would end in failure was incredibly high and didn't want to put ALL of their eggs in one basket. They expressly forbid other Jedi from participating so that even in the event that the battle resulted in the total annihilation of the Rebel fleet, there would be someone who could take control of what was left of the Alliance and continue the war.
>>220488248>Herzog quote is the best againlel
>>220490017They're all george films retard. Hes the single largest individual shareholder of disney stock. George Lucas is Disney, as much as anyone can be. The Disney era IS the Lucas era
theys still makin books?
>>220484138This is why all the new post-clone wars Jedi are pissing me off. Yoda the wisest tells Luke he is the only one left. Stop making OCs that don't fit with that.
>>220483935This is becoming like the Holocaust
>>220483935Get rid of baby Grogu & recast Pedro’s faggot ass but combine Dinn’s character with a new actor alongside Kal and a sexy Twilek alien & let them be the new trio for the new trilogy.
>>220483974called it. They had all the tools, talent, and goodwill wasted it on dogshit. A fumble that will be studied by future generations.
It's too late
>>220484546>And another one there is
>>220490755
>>220483935nigga they literally released a book TODAY about Rey where shes still called Rey Skywalker
the prequels are literally made for redditthat's why they fit so perfectly into that fart huffing faggot commie shit hole r/prequelmemes
>>220483935The fact that so far he's the only Disney Wars character that wasn't completely ruined is insane. His story is very basic and nothing special really while not offensively bad. I guess it shows how Disney Wars really hits the rock bottom.
>>220483935Who?
>>220485586She's been hitting the ozempic like the rest of hollywood and slimming down going by recent pics
>>220491850That last part doesn't make sense because we've now established that Jedi can just use the force to survive hard vacuum and fly onto another ship if the one they're on explodes.
>>220489422>we hoped Disney would be a return to formDid anyone here really think the Disney films were going to be good, even before the first trailer? I never did, lol.
>>220483967>>220483935>>220483974Rey is not canon. Cal is not canon. Asohka is not canon.
>>220483935Stallone is aware
>>220491613There is nothing there to justify his heel turn. They weren't able to connect the events of episode II with his troubled psyche and the sand people massacre to events of episode III. Oh uh... the Jedi council won't give me the rank of master and... my girlfriend is le dying and this evil sorcerer who is masquerading as the chancellor will save her with Sith alchemy - all I have to do is slaughter everyone.
>>220493468>There is nothing there to justify his heel turn.He was an emotionally stunted retard who was incredibly easy to manipulate and had been bottling up his boiling resentment towards his superiors for years by that point. No shit he was being completely irrational.Also he realized that the moment he chopped off Windu's hand that even if he remained loyal to the Jedi Order, there was no way he was going to be able to talk his way out of it. So he decided to join the winning team and save himself and Padme.
>>220485586So ? Couldn't they tweak the model ?Smaug was done with motion capture
>>220483935>bookSide-canon media is written by the most washed-up writers, incapable of even creating their own setting. The most pathetic of losers, leeches a mooches.
>>220484563Cal was supposed to be an alien girl apparently. It’s why the main antagonist is also a young woman
>>220483967>It's a Ewok eat Ewok world Rey, and I'm the fucking Gorax
>>220486155kek
>>220492545t. Gen X burnout
>>220490755This is why we can't have nice things. No one can respect the original story. Every new creator thinks "But..but what if there was another who...LE SURVIVED?!?!" "I'm a genius!" *Pats self on back*. No, no, if you can't work within established lore without inserting your own stupid revisions, you are a hack and writing fanfiction so pls fuck off.
>>220491951Then that would mean he deliberately 'sold' his company off to Disney with the intent of using that company as a shield while he put forth the abominations of the sequels so as to deflect any more personal blame. Bold if true.
>>220484218I AM SO SORRY GEORGEPLEASE COME BACK AND SAVE US
>>220483935So he does this retcon Rey?
>>220483935Nobody fucking cares jeet. Buy a rope and hang from a tree.
>>220489422>Disney would be a return to form
>>220485039Because Lucas movies all play within 35 or so years, all within one generation. It's Disney that only focuses on that to use them as memberries to shill their own nuWars since the ST failed pretty much in every way. And even when they try to explore shit outside of Skywalkers saga nobody cares like with their High Republic stuff.
>>220492247>Get rid of baby GroguYou gonna feel real badYou gonna feel real sillyWhen Baby Yeed's movieBreaks that box office billy
>>220488248Unfathomalably Based Herzog
>>220489454The old EU solved it simply with Vader travelling trough the galaxy and hunting down all Jedishits in hiding.
>>220495471Then why did the old EU still have hundreds of living Jedi as of A New Hope? The main bad guy of Legacy series that was set 150 years after Return of the Jedi was a fucking prequel comic Jedi who became a Sith Lord. Luke's junkie faggot descendant was trained by a prequel comic Jedi.
Rey is a better character than Kal. He's the most boring Jedi of all.
>>220483935lol who the fuck cares, star wars is gay
>>220494547I dont even know why they need the origin "they survived". They can easily do something like someone who is force sensitive found a holodeck and that led them to training on their own or something
>>220492792ThisIf it's not Lucas, it's not canonPeriod
>>220496374You eat your own shit
>>220484539Butt Kisso
>>220494156You think you have problems? Your ship can't even make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, Rey. I've got a desert full of sand, and my patience is all dried up. Vadere knew this.
>>220494547Lucas retconed that shit already in Episode III. Opened the room for any Jedi they want to be added
>>220492792>>220496499But Lucas invented Ahsoka?
>>220497430>Opened the room for any Jedi they want to be addedNot really since it's already known Vader hunted Jedi post-Order 66. It's more of a way to justify making the Dark Times DARK, with Vader going on a Jedi killing spree for its entire duration. Them surviving into the OT is where it's bullshit, when new force sensitives crop up all the time anyway.
>>220497449that's the punished post-prequels Lucas, he isn't the same guy
>>220498800Ahsoka was created in 05, dude.
>That boy is our last hope.>No. There are about twenty moreKinda doesn't hit you the same way
>>220498960He's the son of Jesus so it tracks.
>>220483935We really should just start euthanizing anyone who cares about Star War at this point.
>>220499011Nah we should euthanize autists for thinking they have a right to sn opinion
>>220492792And I and not canon *BLAM*
/ourguy/ confirmed back, right? We never SAW him die it was just hinted at. A lil dirt never hurt anyone.
Thoughts on my lightsaber, bros?
>>220498800Listen, I definitely think Lucas changed as an artist over the decades, but if you think he changed dramatically between 05 when revenge of the sith released and clone wars in 08 you're fucking retarded. They're basically the same shit
Only Lucas 6 Film Saga is canon and good.
>>220499137>6 Film Sagathe prequels and OT might as well not even take place in the same continuity lmao
>>220488248Herzdog never seen swingers? I don't believe it.
>>220499137Include the CN clone war cartoon from Tartakovsky and we're good
>>220499186>the prequels and OT might as well not even take place in the same continuityWe getvit, you're low functioning. Know your place and shut your trap.
Only Star Wars, Holiday Special and Ewok movies are canon.
>>220499263And TCW and Maul.>>220499265K Boomer
>>220499264dave filoni has spent 20 years trying to explain why the clone army disappeared and was replaced by conscripts in the 19 years between the two trilogies.
>>220499263Not canon. Lucas said it was not his vision. Sorry.
>>220499283You mean Bad Batch. Them getting replaced was a plot point in Lucas' scrapped Underworld series, which these shows reused elements from.
>>220488248ungrateful pieces of shit
>>220499477These guys have sex, dude. They don't care.
>>220483935>Glub Shittowtf is this fag is it from some comic or video game?
>>220499285>Lucas opinion>relevant
>>220483935Disney can say anything they want about Disney wars: it doesn't fucking matter. Its not Star Wars. Its not canon, no matter how much they stamp their feet and screech otherwise.
>>220500025he's the protagonist of Jedi Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor, two pretty good Star Wars soulsclones, with a third game probably coming next year
