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Anonymous

Odyssey Recast Thread 05/13/26(Wed)18:10:00 No.220484692

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Odyssey Recast Thread Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:10:00 No.220484692 Archived

>Helen of Troy

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:11:13 No.220484720

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:11:13 No.220484720

>>220484692
More like Helen of Turd

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:11:38 No.220484731

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:11:38 No.220484731

>>220484692
the retard of troy

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:11:39 No.220484732

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:11:39 No.220484732

>>220484692
M-m-m-more like umm... Shitter! Of Troy! Take that you fucking b-bitch!

Umm if Amber can see my ip address I promise I didn't mean it please step on my penis

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:15:33 No.220484807

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:15:33 No.220484807

>a mega horse?

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:24:50 No.220485009

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:24:50 No.220485009

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Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:26:23 No.220485037

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:26:23 No.220485037

>5/10 instagram thot
wow what an upgrade! you browns have no standards

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:27:23 No.220485065

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:27:23 No.220485065

just cast helen hunt again

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:28:24 No.220485079

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:28:24 No.220485079

>>220485065
i mean diane kruger fuck i’m high

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:29:26 No.220485096

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:29:26 No.220485096

>>220484692
Helen of Dookie

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:38:28 No.220485253

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:38:28 No.220485253

Absolutely. Breathtaking beauty, especially in London Fields, and decent enough tough queen as Mera. There is the drama and Depp simps though.

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:39:57 No.220485281

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:39:57 No.220485281

>>220484692
She's a 40 year old hag

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:41:05 No.220485306

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:41:05 No.220485306

>>220484720
She launched a thousand shits.

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:42:21 No.220485323

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:42:21 No.220485323

>>220485281
Helen of Troy was likely in her early-to-mid 40s or even 50s by the time the trojan war ended

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:43:49 No.220485356

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:43:49 No.220485356

>>220485009
where's his mega pint?

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:44:06 No.220485363

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:44:06 No.220485363

>>220485079
I mean Cate Blanchett
Winslet!

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:44:09 No.220485365

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:44:09 No.220485365

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>>220484692
Yeah, if Nolan started filming 10 years ago instead of Dunkirk
>>220485281

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:47:04 No.220485421

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:47:04 No.220485421

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>>220485306

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:49:28 No.220485473

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:49:28 No.220485473

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Agememnon

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:52:02 No.220485522

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:52:02 No.220485522

>>220485323
But not by the time Paris wanted to fuck her

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:52:30 No.220485528

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:52:30 No.220485528

Kek. The amount of virgins on this board claiming that they wouldnt willingly sign up to be her sex pet even AFTER knowing everything since the case is honestly hilarious. If she even glanced at any of you losers you’d be frothing at the mouth over her.

Get off your high horses, its literally just like Lainey Molnar. 4chan loves to poke fun of women who are WAYYY out of their league

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:53:39 No.220485551

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:53:39 No.220485551

>>220485065
Helen’s hunt looked like shit even in her prime.

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)18:53:45 No.220485554

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)18:53:45 No.220485554

>>220485528
This. If she shit in my bed I'd dive in and roll around in it in ecstasy. I'm not even Indian.

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)19:07:50 No.220485814

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)19:07:50 No.220485814

>>220485528
I don't get it. Wouldn't desperate virgins be the most likely to simp and degrade themselves as a "sex pet" just to get a crumb of pussy?

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)19:08:51 No.220485838

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)19:08:51 No.220485838

>>220485554
>t. Pakistani, Bangladeshi, or Sri Lankan

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)19:19:29 No.220486061

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)19:19:29 No.220486061

Would without protection

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)19:20:27 No.220486078

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)19:20:27 No.220486078

>>220486061
>a mega-load?

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)19:21:17 No.220486097

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)19:21:17 No.220486097

>>220485528
Why are you mad, foid?

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)19:22:24 No.220486112

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)19:22:24 No.220486112

>>220486078
heh

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)19:23:05 No.220486127

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)19:23:05 No.220486127

>>220485528
Mentally ill hags aren't attractive.

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)19:27:41 No.220486202

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)19:27:41 No.220486202

>>220485528
Amber Heard is still a very very attractive woman. Lainey is a fuckin laff. I know it's b8, but I still wanted to respond.

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)19:31:51 No.220486260

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)19:31:51 No.220486260

>>220485528
Hi Lainey Molnar, how is your web comic doing?

Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)20:16:34 No.220487087

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed)20:16:34 No.220487087

>>220485551
Bunny Hunt was sexo though.