>he's coming home from work, put a wreck on the freeway
>he's coming home from temple, put a penny on the freeway.
>block off all the exits for a parade
>okay, now drive in front of Truman>brake pre-emptively at this next green light>as soon as it turns yellow, speed up again so you're the last one through
>>220485552>he's online, change every thread to be absolute dogshit and make sure no one replies to him
>>220485552It's pretty depressing seeing how people on 4chan just blatantly copy popular posts on social media and act like they've done something (this is from twitter btw)'member when memes came from this place instead of the other way around? Me neither.
>>220486180>he's typing out a rant about how memes used to be better in the good old days. >perfect. wipe his memory of the fact that he saw this exact thread format on here four years ago.>done. should we give him any replies?>just one. make it a reaction image calling him a tourist.
>>220486180Truman posting started here though
>>220485552>Hmm, he's finally getting caught up on his finances and isn't completely broke >Make him get a flat tire
>>220485552>he’s walking home from work have the 13 year old schoolgirl in the skirt in front of him drop something and bend all the way over to pick it up, engage the sidewalk fans underneath her for extra effect
>his mom died and he inherited the house >include his bipolar drug addicted brother his mom “””forgot””” to write out of the will
>>220486180Truman posting started here faggot. Same with vaxmaxxing and Bane memes... unless you think those came from Facebook?
>>220486404>make sure he takes out his phone bombard it with notifications. Over 500 if you have to so the surrounding people think Truman is taking creepshots
>ok, make it so he can't unfold the toilet paper in time and jizzes all over his keyboard>good, now make his dick burn when he pees and divide the stream into 2 parts that spatter everywhere
>>220486450>he fell for the obvious bait>have him further give himself away with reddit spacing
>make sure he repeatedly loses his boner during sex even when he’s actually getting it in make it go soft. Especially in those moments
>>220486470>send him to the neighbors house for dinner, ok now have the new girl playing their 12 year old daughter hop up on his lap, zoom in on his crotch, perfect>alright now have them start up a conversation about marriage, patch through a line to the girl “I want to marry Truman!”
>Have a girl, a stranger, say "Ew" as Truman walks by so he feels like total shit
>>220485618
>>220486543>patch another line “Me and Truman are gonna jump in the bed when we’re married” as she bounces faster… FASTER. Good…
>>220486666>perfect now have her spill something on him so he has to get up quick to clean it off, stay zoomed in on his crotch we want the world to see the real Truman
>>220486715>oh, and have the parents insist he gets up and clean it off if Truman refuses to move. Tell them to be relentless….
>>220486797>no better yet patch me through to the girl, alright honey say “I’m so sorry let me clean you up!” and start dabbing his lap with your skirt
>>220486600>cue the attractive girls to giggle as soon as they pass anon
>>220485552>Proving the other anon correct from the last thread.I feel vindicated
What happened to all the posts in this thread?
>>220486847>is she wearing panties? No? Excellent
>>220486115kek
>Cast a nigger as Helen
>>220487128Deleted for wrongthink. Blocked from posting for 15 minutes.We'll see if it comes with a ban. Probably.
>>220485552>THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
>>220486050this shit happened to me the other day. someone got into the right lane ahead of me and made me miss the light
