Who would YOU have cast as Helen of Troy?
>>220486351As helen's mom?
>>220486351She looks cute for a 42 year old
>>220486329Use AI to look at studies and focus groups and create a 10/10 with perfect hair, eyes, voice, facial expression, gesture ...
>>220486329Cailee Spaeny
>>220486329a greek actress whose name is Elena
>>220486329The present most beautiful woman in the world. Of course.
>>220486488>half GreekDoesn't count
>>220486461I was going to post this
there are no hot girls anymore, gen z killed them all
Arabelle Raphael, full nude with makeup/cgi to cover up her tattoos.
Lena Dunham so it makes Paris a sympathetic character
Sydney Sweeney no doubt
>>220486329
>>220486329i thought OP's woman was this chick. i'd cast her in anything
>>220486329it doesn't matter, I'm not watching this movie, no one is, stop interacting with odyssey thread hide odyssey threads, fuck the antichrist, I hate the antichrist, fuck hollywood and fuck kikesCHRIST IS KING
>>220488427there are more people that fight for truth than just Christ. Which is good news!
>>220486329Jessica Biel, no, that would be too much, will there be goddesses in your odyssey?
>>220488481yes but He is a good if not the best spiritual leader regardless
Sasha would be a good one...Greek sex goddess...etc...>>220488398unironically good choice
probably the prettiest girl in the whole world
>>220487542why does she show her armpits so much? what is she trying to do?
>>220488398like, 12 years ago...
>>220487542>>220487550>Henry of Troy
>>220486329She has a great tummy. Should only wear crop tops.>>220486329Indian twitter, so just twitter, likes Ana De Armas from 15 years ago lol.>>220486351Brieposters are so delusional.>>220486453Waifuists are deranged>>220486488I had no idea who she is but best answer in this thread>>220488660No.
>>220489103wrong
>>220486329Anne Hathaway
/ourgirl/
>>220488808pitslut
>>220490018Aw hell no
>>220490117gay
>>220490138She's beautiful because of her plastic nose
>>220490164we're doing armpits this year. noses are not until 2031.
>>220487542I don't know, man.
An ethnic Greek woman because I have a little something called integrity
How has Gadonfag not found this threadsomeone call 911
Actress from billions that directed sorry baby
Greek actress Elena Kampouris
>>220487542More like Troy of Helen
>>220491517he posts amanda fix now
Emma Laird
>>220492052based
>>220492033fuhhhhhh
>>220492220
>>220492314dangerously based
>>220486329Sydney Sweeney is the objectively correct answer
Just get sienna again
>>220490935this
>>220492551I refuse to believe she is a Spanish royalty, looks like stolen Austrian genes
>>220492314This guy gets fatter and more masculine with every yearyou truly can't hide what's inside
>>220488660Hell YEAH
>>220492586That's because you're a dumb American and don't know what Europeans and White people in general look like.You probably think Spain is the capital city of Mexico.
Modern day Greeks are unironically whiter than their ancient counterparts
>>220492635And yet you admit to watching his videos.
>>220492749Even if they were this swarthy (they weren’t) the majority of them still had blue eyes. You’re very dishonest.
>>220492981>the majority of them still had blue eyesabsolute delusion. pathetic we wuzzer
>>220493066yeah I'm sure they somehow became whiter AFTER being conquered by rapacious Turks. Moron.
>>220486351Why has she started using the T-Rex arms pose recently?
>>220492109Nolan has no balls.
>>220486329My niece
>>220492981>the majority of them still had blue eyeskek. snowapes are just as bad as the pavement variety when it comes to stealing culture.
>>220493316show us a few pieces of ancient greek art depicting people with blue eyes.
unironically
>>220493567Some truckstop hooker with a shitty tattoo? It's a fantasy, anon, you're allowed to imagine a woman better than your mother.
>>220492586she's French. "Spanish" royals are all French.
>>220493970We can keep doing this, the French are all German, it's literally in their name
>>220490935hot creamy butters
>>220493567>tattoosdropped
The face that launched over 9000 shit brix.
>>220492327>More cottage cheese, Gromit?
>>220486488>>220487566>>220488486Maybe 20 years ago >>220489103>>220491866Elena Kampouris is the best option for Helen of Troy.
>>220494256This calls for a hat:https://youtu.be/4IdgnS1t9lE?t=20
>>220494256She's too old now and she was always fat
>>220488808To hide the tranny shoulders
>>220490935I think that Julia Butters is going to be a bombshell when she reaches adulthood.
>>220494476Boxxy is fuckin' magic dude. I don't care what you..
>>220494256>>220494499What year is this? 2007?
>>220494517Boxxy is eternal.Always and Forever.
>>220486418sauce please
>>220494560You know she don't look like this anymore
>>220486488>>220491866Elena Kampouris has the perfect body type
>>220493404here comes the screeching shitskin larping as med that has been using the same pics for a decade
>>220487566Her mother could easily pass as Greek.
>>220494710Elena Kampouris is cute
>>220494482Julia Butters has a great potential.
>>220486329Pokimane
>>220494710>gets naked>career dieslet that be a lesson to you
>>220494929You're gay
>>220488189a man of superior taste
>>220488189>>220495260>that picture of her with black baby
What about Lauren and Nicole Peters ?
>>220495334Who?
>>220486446:)
>>220491456bro is not looking healthy here...
>>220488370i saw this chick on chopped randomly after IG and she was hot as fuck. zionist and all but it was fun seeing her compete on a lame show like that
She'd get the oscar for it.
>>220495282good thing I'm black too
>>220495371Some models and / influencers with nice tits
>>220495520>models/influencersStopped reading right there
>>220495575My bad.
>>220495576I hate Onlyfans thots
While everyone is talking shit about the new version of the Odyssey, I read recently that years ago people thought that Diane Kruger was mid .If that's true, the standards are very low. While some of the actresses that are suggested here are really pretty and very talented too, it's necessary to understand that a level of ethereal beauty is the thing necessary for the part of Helen of Troy.
>>220495647t b h I think Helen ought to be mid or sub-mid for the sake of making the entire business look even more pathetic
>>220495712I think that making Paris weak and despised by almost everyone else like in the Iliad makes sense because it shows that an idiot caused everything.
She should be played by an Oriental woman under the age of 30
>>220486351she's looking quite good these days, would desu
>>220495282It's from a movie...right?
>>220494477..by doing a pose that makes shoulders/frame look wider?
>>220487609too late.
>>220496004
@grok create an image of Idris Elba as Helen of Troy
>>220486461/thread
>>220486329Xochitlcoatl
>>220496300her racial type didnt even exist back then. but i'll allow it because she is just so damn CUTE
>>220496320That she is, fren
>>220488660id take the gap tooth slut. but i would suck a fart out of this womans ass.
>>220496300>>220496320>>220496376Too brown and too Mexican.
>>220492981>the majority of them still had blue eyeskek wtf are you basing this on>>220493316being conquered does not mean that there was significant impact on the gene pool. like in the british isles, celtic genes are still more prevalent than roman or anglo-saxon
>>220486329Gal Gadot, of course
>>220496414Blacked memes ruined her for me
>>220496300>>220496320Watch out, she’s hungry!!
>>220493316at this point we have a good amount of data on genetics in greeks. there doesnt seem to have been much admixture that would look distinctly "ottoman" (I,E, something turkic or central asian). on the other hand, modern greeks do have more steppe-related admixture than their ancient ancestors. it seems the big admixture event that happend in the post-classical world was the migration of slavs from the north.so yes, modern greeks do have more steppe-related ancestry than their ancient relatives. steppe-related ancestry is commonly associated with lighter hair and eye colors but *not* skin color. in europeans it is ancient anatolian farmer ancestry from the neolithic that spread most of the important markers for light skin.
>>220486461This
>>220486446I am tired of the racoon girl
>>220494256Zunechan shoving a zune up her pussy was hotter.
>>220486446I love bumblebee girl
>>220494256the sad truth is that boxxy isnt hot anymore. she is fat. and worse of all, she isnt just a tanned scene white girl. she is actually just a BROWN.
Stunning, brave and right-wing. What more could you want?
>>220487542Helen of Boy kek gottem
>>220486329My gf :^)
>>220496772she's too pure for hollywood <3
>>220496737>(((Buzz Bissinger)))>(((Annie Leibovitz)))I wasn't particularly redpilled on the jewish question at the time the whole Jenner thing was going on but it's hilarious to go back and see how hard they were pushing this shit onto the public.
>>220496772his girlfriend is Palmela Handerson.
>>220494580Naomi Scott. not sure what movie/show this is
>>220496438We finally found her.
>>220496837Still prettier than Luminga Dindugo desu senpaifamalam
>>220486329Hunter Shafer
>>220494256>it will never be 2007-2009 ever againsome day, things will be so hellish, we'll look back to 2026 fondly
>>220497887yeah, like 10 years ago
