Jeet spam thread. There's already one of these in the catalog.

>make sure his favorite porn scene is only available in 360p

>>220487276
He's not wrong. My life also feels like the truman show. Everything falling right into place out of nowhere, just as if someone was dirrigating it.

>that one porn video from 20 years ago that you jerked off to in high school all the time? you can never find it again

>>220487288
Low quality never stopped me from enjoying my favorite porn. In fact, high quality can detract from it. You notice more ripples, tuckers and pores.

>>220487259
>Make all straight porn sites down for maintenance

>>220487332
I am so glad I can still watch that one. Holy shit. I had it saved on my external hard drive, which I lent to my christcuck boss when he needed one. He refuses to give it back because he thinks he's saving my soul from eternal damnation by doing so. Unbeknownst to him, I can still watch that same video even without the drive.

>he's about to lose his virginity? give him ed.

>have his friend tell him about 3 guys one hammer
>alright now zoom in on his reaction
>sir he’s been watching it for 3 hours…..
>perfect

>>220487393
What's the vid?

>>220487348
>ripples, tuckers and pores
That makes it hotter

>>220487259
>Truman turns 12 soon
>now make him discover furry porn
>make sure the regular porn he sees for the rest of his life doesn't interest him

>he's about to cum to his favorite video?
>give him a popup for tranny porn
>then have his dad walk in to see him shooting ropes to it

>>220487259
oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops