>funny how?What would you do in this situation?
>>220488163Call him a fucking clown
>>220488176he kills you on the spot like he did to spider
>>220488183Depends if he respects you already, same as every other shit test
>>220488163would people actually be friends with someone as dangerous and unstable as him? you'd think the protagonist, whatever his name was, would quietly distance himself after that.
>>220488437he needed him to make money
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>>220488163>is that frank sinatra >runs away
>>220488163No joke, I actually thought about how I would answer this question. I mean, I wouldn't, I probably couldn't think on the spot like this, but this is what I would like to say. You know, in a, "I imagine winning the argument 5 hours later in the shower" kinda way."Well, uh, honestly, I mean, yeah, you have some great comedic timing and instincts. If you were to try some casual stand-up comedy, yeah, you would kill it. I think in, like, an alternate life or whatever, there's a version of you that's a big star, with your own late-night talk show. So that's what I mean when I say you're a funny guy. It's not, like, it's not a defining aspect of you or whatever, but when you choose to lay on the charm, yeah, you're great at it. It was a compliment. Sorry if it came off as an insult."
>>220488163Rita Rudner funny
I would kill myself first jut to make him even madder.
>>220488832He'd probably interrupt you around "stand-up comedy" and ask if he looks like a clown. I'd say that I choose the wrong words and tell him that him brings me joy and I'm happy to have him around as friend or some other cookie cutter crap.
>>220489130chose*he*sorry, phoneposting.
In all seriousness, why didn’t henry just blow his head off right there? Would have saved everyone alot of trouble and he would have gained a ton of respect
>>220488163I didn't say funny. I said PHONY!What? Are you gonna shoot me now? You've been waiting for an excuse to kill me for ages! FUCKING DO IT I DARE YA YOU PHONY FUCK! AND TO THINK I ACTUALLY LIKED YOU AT ONE POINT BEFORE I FIGURED OUT YOU HATED ME!!! YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY FUCKING DAD! SO GO AHEAD. WASTE ME AWAY. EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT LEAVE ME ANYWAY, WHY WOULD I WANT TO KEEP ON LIVING IN THIS SHIT WORLD? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, MAN! BUT NO, YOU'RE FUCKING BREAKING MY HEART LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I THOUGHT WAS MY FRIEND! FUCK!!!
>>220488832>If you were to try some casual stand-up comedy, yeah, you would kill it. I think in, like, an alternate life or whatever, there's a version of you that's a big star, with your own late-night talk show.You would make it even worse, you are literally calling him a clown now
>>220488163Open my mouth as wide as possible while staring directly into his eyes
>>220488163You're like a cute mouse with a switchblade. Or a furry little dog with a machine gun. Or a dwarf with sword stilts. You look harmless but you're lethal. Funny like that.*ruffle his hair**poke his belly*
"Look, truth is... I don't find you particularly funny, I was just trying to suck up to you. You're... you're kind of my idol, you know? Just being allowed to work for you is making me all nervous and I say the wrong things. Sorry, sir.""You heard that? The kid likes m-"*BANG BANG BANG*"Funny like a bullet to the head. That's how funny you... were."
>>220489784>"Funny like a bullet to the head. That's how funny you... were. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR SHINEBOX."
GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN' CLOWN NOSE HONK HONK
>>220488163>>220488832>"Well, uh, honestly, I mean, yeah, you have some great comedic timing and instincts>>"...you always know how to read a room and say the right thing."Fin.
