>Set in New Orleans, a trio of teenage witches-in-training are destined to protect their city against dangerous and ancient forces.>Malina Weissman as BRIAR, the charismatic leader of the trio who specializes in defensive charms and curse-breaking. >Ora Duplass as TEGAN, a popular social butterfly skilled in glamors and enchantments. >Jordan Leftwich as SASHA, a shy witch with a talent for elemental magic. >Tiffani Thiessen as MISS GRAVES, the group's stern but caring mentor.
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>>220488414>MalinaI watch for she
>>220488540She’s Jewish
>>220488414> dangerous and ancient forcesSince it's Disney, should I assume they're talking about Jesus?
Another knock off charmed / the craft because they can't ruin them enough
>>220488414TAT is 52? Still would.
>>220488982I know. She looks incredible for 52.
>>220488870Both of those were already shit tbqhwy
What’s the deal with women being so into witchcraft?
>>220488867The lead actress is Jewish so probably
>>220489283The idea of being able to hurt people simply by thinking mean thoughts about them is extremely alluring.
>>220488813and?
>>220489283They possess almost no physical strength, which makes fantasies of power independent of the body attractive. moreover, they're much more prone to magical thinking than men, who don't care much about rituals if they don't lead to a concrete result (religiousfags are the exception)
>>220490178>men, who don't care much about rituals if they don't lead to a concrete result (religiousfags are the exception)I don’t think you can call them the exception when most people globally are religious. Most religious leaders are men, and most religious people in general are men simply due to the fact that there are more men than women
>>220490118They are evil
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They better be pantywitches
>>220488414This is how you handle DEI.
>>220490247and?
>>220488414Jewish women are the most beautiful women in the world
Slop pipe! Engage generic magic wish fulfilment trash protocol algorithm #997!
>>220492043chat is this true
>>220492043her dad is the jewish one, her mom is a shiksa
>>220489283how to get cute witchy gf??
>>220492262I’m afraid so
>>220492014>3 legsdisgusting
>>220488813Did I stutter?
>>220493224more for my hands to grab
>>220488414Black? Shy? no way
>>220491877>meet witch>name's sandywat do?
>>220488414They look like a bunch of basic bitch shitheads they found in a laundromat, so I assume they are all nepo babies.
>>220489283Women can't overpower men with physical power, so shit like this is popular.
>>220493661>I assume they are all nepo babies.Only Duplass. And maybe Weissman if you count the Jewish thing. Although that hasn’t stopped her from starring in absolute garbage
>>220493333Nice quads bro
>>220488414>Disney>witches Checks out. They love to sell Satanism to young girls through their easily digestible filter of “kid friendly” material. Fuck them.
>>220488414>Set in New OrleansWhy is only one of them black.
>somehow Malina is backI thought her career died at least five years ago
>WitchschoolSung to the tune of:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdoy_zIA_Sg
>>220490230>there are more men than womenWrong.
>>220495869 >there are more men than women >Wrong. Porn-addled brain take. Globally it’s basically 50/50, slightly more men at birth and slightly more women once you factor in men doing dumb shit and dying early. The “no women left” narrative is just what happens when you never leave your apartment and think Tinder is a census bureau. Go outside. The ratio will magically improve when you stop being weird.
>>220491919Why would you even DEI this tho?This is just Disney stupidity in a nutshell. You've got a potential audience in the first world of 500 million white women, of which maybe 100 million are in an age and income bracket that will buy the product placement in this shit. Versus 7 million african American women, with maybe 1 million in an age and income bracket that MIGHT buy product placement in this shit. And they've already got HEAPS of targeted marketing directed at them. Politics aside, can nobody at Disney do math any more?
>Why would you even DEI this tho?>This is just Disney stupidity in a nutshell. You've got a potential audience in the first world of 500 million white women, of which maybe 100 million are in an age and income bracket that will buy the product placement in this shit.>Versus 7 million african American women, with maybe 1 million in an age and income bracket that MIGHT buy product placement in this shit. And they've already got HEAPS of targeted marketing directed at them.>Politics aside, can nobody at Disney do math any more?
>>220496964>Only middle aged white guys can do mathbit sexist ngl
>>220496998>>Only middle aged white guys can do mathThe same demographic which felt for endless cryptoscams?
>>220496918an anon pointed out a couple of years ago that disney and some other large corps were bailed out following the 2008 economic crisis, with a stipend of some ridiculous amount per year for a period of 20 years, something like that, and noted that it was an extendable deal.he illustrsted that due to that, they don't need to make money as all their costs are covered for decades, meaning they can run either at a loss or barely break even and it will make no difference. therefore propaganda can be first and foremost in anything they make, which is why they happily tanked the star wars sequels and drove the whole franchise into the ground.
>>220495980Your reply is offensively retarded. Please develop reading comprehension.
