Post a more astroturfed celebrity
>>220488855That acovocado with the ass fuzz
>>220488894who
>>220488855Looks like a tranny
>>220488855Her sucky music stalks me in grocery stores and other public places
>>220488855
>>220488855sydney sweeney, guh
>>220488855astroturfed celebrities from when I was young and marketed to by them don’t count though
>>220488855I'd hesitate to describe someone who's been recording for 20 years now in those terms.
>>220489405Tawmbout Lex b?
>>220489405Did he ever get through the brothers karamazov?
>>220489443Found the Swifite. How's seventh grade treating you, princess?
>>220489525read it Bros K. in a week right?
>>220489481I don't get the hate
>>220489636This means the astroturfing has been effective on you.
Taylor should have baby trapped Matty Healy
>>220489481and this one
Theo von is a Jared kushner talking head along with the rogan crew.
>>220489636You are a colossal faggot.
sabrina carpenterit's like she was grown in a lab somewhere
>>220489724Would you mind spoilering that image next time you post it? I hate getting a flight or fight response so close to bed time
>>220488855Fact: I couldn't name or identify a single TS song, lyric or album if my life depended on it.What this actually means is that I am better than most people.
>>220488855Maybe if by astroturfed you mean masturbaturfed to
>>220489405This. Fuck that kike nepobaby.
>>220490550>bragging about ignorance
"astroturf" "industry plant"it reminds me of the Bill Burr line about Lance Armstrong "the next fifteen guys were doing them as well. our guy on steroids beat your guy on steroids"I got no dog in this fight because it's not like there's anybody making any movies or music that I think deserves it more than the people who are famous right now.Taylor Swift's parents' money and the PR manipulation they've done turned her into the most famous person in the world, but it's not like she's the only girl with rich parents who wanted to get famous. Why'd it take for her, while there's probably a thousand girls who recorded an album or two and went nowhere?
>>220490550I mean I know Shake it Off but that’s about it honestly
>>220490729music as an international enterprise doesn't actually benefit from competition, it's a saturation market by design. That's why most acts are so hard to take seriously, they feign like they're important footfalls in the history of human expression but really they're just a porcupine for all the industry pricks they run across.
>>220490870Blank space is cool.
>>220490962buy an ad
>>220488855Alysa Liu
>>220489603Swifties are mainly older millenial women
>>220489479most Lex criticisms seem to come from deeply autistic and bitter people that don't understand asking dumb questions is for the viewer watching the interview
Uglie fatbish
>>220490550Short shorts bleachers is a certified hood classicBut yeah everything else she's made is as memorable as a midday bowl movement
>>220490550I only know the one where she's singing about being a stupid BPD whore who ruins other people's lives, and her own
>>220488855We've moved on to Olivia now
>>220489603>Found the "Swifite."
>>220489724damn steven tyler looks good for his age
>>220489481Christ, even the tip of her nose is hairy.
>>220491293This
This skank and her handlers
>>220492090She looks good without her clown makeup
>>220488855>astroturfednot sure what that means but would like to glimpse that nipple game. I bet it's atrocious. honestly why would a rich NFL dude want to hitch to this
>>220490985sexliu
Done.
>>220488855Elvis and the Beatles are the only ones who bet herLiterally every single orifice on her body must be filled with so much jew cum its like a shoah of kike sploogeLiteral fake barbie doll schiksa
>>220492165left grossright putridI fucking hate anchovies
>>220492165>>220492090I find her super attractive and like most celebrities I wouldn’t know who she is if it wasn’t for /tv/. Too much makeup but she has a very nice face and a great little tight spinner body. Me likey a lot.
>>220484990>>220489273>the estate spends more yearly on "PR" than any other celebrity, living or dead>there are always multiple threads about how he was the greatest human ever on /tv/>the mods delete threads about every other musician
>>220490629based
>>220491019>he’s just pretending to be retarded
>>220488855I've never seen a more astroturfed celebrity than Sabrina Carpenter
>>220489479why do these literal nigger-boot lickers always call other people bootlickers
>>220489724Looks like senator J.J. Binks (R, Naboo).
>>220488855i would still eat a big fat log of her shit
>>220489481Zendaya is le cute and funny but she just gets a lot of roles because she is dating Spider-Man and is a Disney legacy hire. She was great in The Drama and this season of euphoria is actually giving her material to work with for a change to show her acting chops. She’s also friends with every young celebrity in Hollywood like Sabrina carpenter and the Latina goon bait this board is obsessed with.
>>220492090jew handler
>>220490999It's funny how gen x and zoomers can't just shut the fuck up about millennials, it's all they talk about
>>220490985Cool hair. Reminds me of the guinea pig I had as a kid. I want to stroke her head to hear the purring.
>>220495841It's dyed apparently
>>220495932>apparentlyYeah no fucking shit, no one assumed it was like that naturally, you fucking dunce
>>220490409This, but because she's so aggressively mid.
>>220488855I unironically liked Taylor before she got super famous. but now i hate her because I dont like the popular thing.
>>220496075>i'm a contrarian autist
>>220488855If only Sabrina Carpenter was the one with zero personality and Taylor was the tryhard whore
>>220494147asking accessible questions doesn't make you retarded in fact it's the opposite
