CALLING ALL JAEGERS WE HAVE A GRADE 3 KAIJU COMING OUT OF THE BREACH
>>220491896the 2nd movie was beyond shit
>Lock me inside a robot with a qt Asian now!
>>220491914Nah
>>220491914That was the first movie I saw where I felt weirded out by the chink pandering.
>>220491896>unzips pantswhere is it
>>220491896A what? A goyjew?
>>220491945Is that Pomf and Cailee?
Tanks/stationary guns would have been less expensive and more effective
>>220492018yeah but sword
>>220491896Whenever that father and son piloted, the kid had to experience himself fucking his mother.
>There are things you can't fight, acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly, you can fight the hurricane. You can win.I'm thinking kino of the highest order
>>220491896THIS IS GYPSIE DANGER WE ARE MAKING THE APPROACH
>>220492018Did you not even watch the opening scene of the first movie?
>>220492018But would they have been cooler?
>>220492018They evolve nigga
>>220491896>>220492137FUCK WE NEED BACKUP HERE!!!!
>>220491896>>220492137>>220492191Gipsey hold it together CHERNO ALPHA IS ON ROUTE
>>220492137>naming your mecha after a subhuman raceISHYGDDT
>>220492273Fuck you Striker Eureka get in the fight!
>>220491914yup, it completely killed an ip that probably could have pumped out a few more movies, pretty crazy way to crater a money printing machine
>>220492273Maybe they meant it as Gypsy, danger.
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>>220491896OH YEAH? WELL I'M ALREADY HAVING A GRADE 4 KAIJU COMING OUT OF MY BREACH
>>220492018No matter how cool they look in fiction, robots and weapons that would stand in 2 legs is just stupid and easily destroyedThe lil robotic doggos that the military use right now are just good for certain tasks and work because they are small too
>>220492557lel
>>220492004Pom?
>>220491945oh noooo don't have his tall girl grab me and bite my ear haha how terrible
>>220491945am i supposed to be aroused
>>220492018they would be useless
>>220492137>pump your breaks slippery gypsy, we've got this.
>>220492807I keep thinking her name is Pomf.
>>220492784i will pet the robo doggos
>>220491914>Killed off the main characters in the first 10 minutes What were they thinking?
>>220491945How do you fuck up a movie where you could have had these two drifting and finding out about each other gooning with flashback scenes and having them find their bond over that?
China is strong.
>>220493020>PomfWhat are we gonna do on the bed, anon?
>>220491914I earnestly don't understand why someone who posts here would watch that, knowing the star wars nigger was the lead
>>220492784In the future, if there are also advanced brain-computer interfaces and so on, it shouldn't be too hard to give a bipedal robot a human-like ability to move that way and stay balanced. It was an engineering nightmare/hurdle for a long time but is being achieved now
>Gypsy Danger>Shanks you with a hidden knife>Cherno Alpha >Causes a fission meltdown and showers you with alpha, beta and gamma radiation
>>220493433>Striker Eureka>oi mate love me footie did you know i'm aussie
