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The Beatles sucked and so do jeets
>>220492885I had a cousin who lived in india for a few years, said that indians there would just shit while walking, like a horse or something.
The joke is that ... he's the first Indian who sucks at his job! Haha!
>>220492885>travels through time in order to stealhmm
I liked it. It's a classic premise, well-executed.
>>220492925I don't think jeets have a single solid shit in their lives.
number two number two number two number two
if you could be sent to a reality where a band or artist's work doesn't exist so their ideas are up for grabs if you choose to plagiarize it who would you pick?
>>220493336Rolling Stonesmusic sure okay whatever, but the groupies...
>>220493336Yes but only the songs I hated, then record them really badly so they get no traction and sue anyone who tries to cover, arrange, remaster or in anyway attempt to make a similar sounding track.
>>220492885Lmao literally happening in real time
>>220492885TONIGHT WE GONNA SHIT ON THE FLOOR
>>220493043Yeah. It's funny to meme about him being a 1st generation jeet in England and playing the songs of a quintessentially English band that is a product of a place in time that he couldn't possibly understand. It's best not to think too much about it and just enjoy it for what it is. I actually think he's a good actor, he was good in Greedy People and Black Mirror.
>>220492885Hey Poo'd
beatles songs would not be hits in the 2010s
>>220493549Well>1st generation jeet in EnglandHis parents have the same accent as him so I don't think so>quintessentially English bandThat predominantly sang in American accents>place in time that he couldn't possibly understandThe 60s were a while ago but not so long that they're unfathomable
>>220493336I'm not attractive so even if I could steal all the Beatles or Elvis songs it wouldn't matter.
>>220492885Indians are just fucking fat and bone. Look how disgracefully unathletic he is. He has 0 muscular skeletal support as he walks
>Why Don't We Eat It on the Road >Hey Food>Eleanor's Baked Beans>I Wanna Eat Your Ham>Strawberry Cakes Forever>Rocky Road Racoon
>>220493336Even if - and it's a big if - you were a skilled enough musician to recreate their songs from scratch without any reference material, you would never be able to recreate the cultural conditions that made any successful musicians what they were. So, your best choice would be to pick a band you hate so you could erase their influence. Ergo, I'm picking the Beatles.
>>220493651the guy in the movie did it and he's not fucking attractive
>>220493549Okay fuck you blaady no more Norwegian Wood, Strawberry Fields, Here Comes the Sun, Tomorrow never knows...Return all Indian influences and instruments and make it all quintessentially British
>>220492899Based and chekd
>>220492996It's a time travel movie?
>>220492885This Indian hatred on this website has got to stop.
>>220494288>this websiteOh you sweet summer child.....
>>220493870There is nothing more quintessentially British than India.
NEW DOCUMENTARY ABOUT A UK WHITE WOMAN MURDERED BY AN INDIAN MAN WHO OBSESSED ABOUT HER ON WHATSAPPObsession, control & betrayal. This powerful true-crime documentary tells the story of Stephanie Hansen, a young woman who was murdered at the hands of her fixated flatmate.>During the trial, it was heard Rodrigues had been obsessed with Ms Hansen for at least seven years, and had offered to have surgery to change his appearance.>He became angry and jealous after Ms Hansen rejected him and began seeing a work colleague, the court was told.>Rodrigues bought spy devices, sent an abusive message via social media under the name of chef Jamie Oliver and complained to the couple's employer, prosecutors said.>Before the killing, Rodrigues learned, via the spy devices he had installed, her boyfriend had visited her at the house.>He was at work when he was listening in on the couple's "most intimate moments" and when he arrived home at 07:00 GMT he "exploded with rage and brutally attacked" Ms Hansen.>Rodrigues stabbed Ms Hansen to death in her bedroom, later blaming her boyfriend for the killing, the court was told.>Jurors heard Rodrigues, who had denied murder, stabbed Ms Hansen repeatedly in the neck and battered her over the head and face with a hairdryer and large fan with "severe force".>Almost 60 separate injuries were recorded on Ms Hansen's body.>Rodrigues' sperm DNA was also found on Ms Hansen's stomachhttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-68510274
>>220494288Everyone hates jeets now that our countries are being jeetified and you actually have to interact with them. They've ruined so many fast food franchises here in dfw with their incompetence and nepotism
>>220493510idk what's the worse crime against humanity this or bmwf
>>220493336Micheal Jackson easily.
>>220494548Why are jeets like this?
>>220493336jimmy page
>>220495233He also Christian. Usually Hindus are the one do this stupid shit.
>>220494288even pink haired feminist women say things about indians behind closed doors that will make your ears burn. nobody likes jeets, not even other jeets.
>Yesterday>JeetsterdayWhat were they thinking
>>220493336Hawkwind
>>220492885Shit togetherRight nowIn the street
>>220495504Holy esl. Are there any white people left on the internet?
>>220495625I'm a SEAmonkey, not Indian. /pol/ have more brown people than /tv/.
Ranjeet squatting in the shitting streetFind a puddle near to wash your feet
>>220492899Stick to your skibidi hood rats broccoli headed fuck
I read the news today yes saarAbout a lucky jeet who took the train
when i find myself with bowels of troubleMaharaja comes to me speaking words of wisdom Shit in street
SHART TOGETHERRight nowOn the street
>>220494252No. The guy is in a coma from a hate crime and his (white) GF is playing Beatles songs while he's in the hospitalits stupid
>>220494548>Rodrigues' sperm DNA was also found on Ms Hansen's stomachafter killing her he couldn't help but jack off. what a sick fuck
