Why is Tony Soprano considered handsome despite being fat and bald?
he's not. it's a fucking tv show retard
>>220493814it was a different time
>>220493814He kills people and has money. Why do drug dealers get women hot? Kills people and has money. Violence and money, ideally both, sometimes just one or the other. Being a bum is okay too as long as you're capable of breaking her jaw. Or being a fat retard is fine if you have money, just look at Bezos or Musk.
Status. He's a pile of shit but he has status in his sphere. Women get wet for that. If he didn't have status he'd be ignored and laughed at.
>>220493814money, power.
>>220493814Hey why don't you handsome of that gabagool this way
>>220493814Where did you get this narrative? The entire show was about him being a fat ugly failure of a man who gradually lost everyone's respect, even his low test fag sons
>>220493814Masculine face.Masculine frame.Masculine fat distribution.Any time somebody goes "durrr why fat man still attractive," it's because they have a masculine facial bone structure, a masculine frame/build (broad shoulders, relatively narrow hips), and masculine fat distribution (minimal moobs, round firm belly, small butt and thighs).Ugly fat guys tend to be more feminized, with narrow jaws and weak chins, large manboobs, a soft saggy belly with folds, big ass, narrow shoulders, broad hips, thin arms.Women can sense the masculinity/good genetics underneath the fat, which is why certain fat guys still have luck with women.
>>220493814he's 6'3 and can have you killed
>>220494270Gandolfini was only 6', but the show definitely uses camera techniques to make him look more around the 6'3/6'4 range for intimidation purposes
>>220494328i think it just comes down to most the cast being short, james is one of the few actors on the show to hit 6 feet. but he also has a tremendous frame, paulie is only a few inches shorter but james still looks biggeri'm too lazy to find a pic of paulie, have richie instead
>>220493814same reasons we still think he's cool despite being fat and bald. if men respect you, women are attracted to you. genuinely doesn't even matter what you look like. if you have status and your ugly then your face has "character" and they'll find a way to love it. note that wealth =/= status. bezos and musk are dorks, for example
>>220493814Anon,I...
>>220493814Look up pictures of him from his youth.He was a relatively handsome dude with symmetrical features. He also had a great smile, and we know that he was charismatic and funny. The money, power, and danger of course also helps, but the contours of a handsome man is there.
>>220493814OP making shit up aside, why did the characters find Chrissy so attractive? (several female characters throughout the duration of the show make this statement)
>>220493814No one thought he was handsome
>>220493940This.
You really don't have to make this thread every fucking day.
Moreover, why is Peter Sloterdijk in the show?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-LYLRK2Y38
>>220493814>criminal>wealth and the media mentions him>can beat you and others to death>also has a sad vulnerable side>is funnybitches love these things
>>220496537>also has a sad vulnerable sidethat's why Carmela got the ick and cheated on him
>>220493814He has big dick energy. Something most Timmy lack
>>220493814Because he's meant to be the audience self-insert.
>>220493814Change him from a mob boss to an unemployed porn addict living with his mother who smells bad & stutters when talking. You still think he’s fucking hot women, a lot of whom he pays to fuck to start with?
