Watch Baywatch
>>220494401I tried, but the writing is so cringe I can't get through an episode. It's much better in my faded 90s memory.
>>220494443people watch it for the writing?
I'll stick to posting jpegs of Pam
>>220494401I don't enjoy plastic breasts
Why did this show become so popular outside of America?
>>220494496It's not ALL ass and titties...
>>220494540There was no porn and california and the Americana seemed ideal. Hollywood schlock geys sold cheap for broadcasting in foreign places thereby making an entire generation of individuals fans of bay watch. Mexico still plays all the sci fi channel b movies nonstop on weekends.
>>220494401Makes me feel bad about being ugly I've literally stopped consuming most media
Some people stand in the darknessAfraid to step into the light.
i was gonna. i had a streamy thingymajig for free for a month but the version they had was cropped and upscaled. no thanks.
>>220494496I only watch it for the opening credits.
One-piece swimsuits are so kino.
>>220494496I watch for she
>>220494940She was so hot, hate that breast augmentations were so popular in the 90s. Unless its absolutely necessary, natural is best. Denise richards in wild things was awful.
>>22049456990s was ideal portrait of America. Everybody loved USA. And Baywatch, Friends and Seinfeld were huge ads for America across the World
>>220494979Fake tits look better in one-pieces otherwise the tiddies get flattened.
>>220494401>shoulders wider than hips
>>220494940She typifies American beauty. Christie Brinkley typifies it even more.
the new one looks utter shit
>>220495032They are terrible. Allie sin is the ideal.
>>220494498Just realized she basically has Val Kilmer's face but in a feminized version.
>>220494498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYgYVCmOKuk
>>220494979she had nice natural ones too
>>220494540It just confirms my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff.
>>220495410God I hope she didn't actually fuck Seagal for the role.
>>220495126Bay Watch has always been shit, it was just about hot babes in bikinis
>>220495126>the guys look like basedchads and the women are petite planksmore like bay drowning if that's what keeps watch
>>220495126guy is in worse shape than Hoff was in his 40s
>>220495126Whats the point in 2026 of an hour long Greg Lansky porn intro.The world has changed.
sure okay
waiting for her
>>220498489>adios nerdkek
>>220498530Is that Dasha Nekrasova?
>>220494443do you also watch porn for the plot?
>>220499090It's our princess
>>220498489
>>220494540hot chicks, you might not believe it now, but before the US went all Zion lapdog in the 2000s people still idolized the United States more than any other country on earth.
>>220498489Based
>>220494401Is there a Teen Baywatch?
>>220499170>>220498489what asshole put a ramp there? he should sue the city
>>220494401I put on for background all the time, not really a show that I wpuld give my full attention to though
>>220494401Baywatch is sexist because of the male gaze
>>220498530>>220499123What an ugly goblin.
>>220499106>Mom/Daughter/Sister SwapIt helps!
>>220498489Literally me
>Trying to copy perfection
YOU HAVE TO REEEEACH OUTTAKE HOLD OF MY HAND
>>220499219Once in a while we would get a teen on Baywatch itself.There's also H2O: Just Add Water.
As a kid she was the least attractive one. As an adult shes the most attractive
>>220500183Bbbbased.
>>220498489>You can do anything in your new Levi's
Who remember this spinoff
>>220500587Trying to forget.
>>220494540It helped destroy communism by showing non-starving people.
>>220494401>>220494498>>220494940>>220495126>>220495410How can these skinny 45kg little women drag my 120 kg fat ass if im drowning
I love using baywatch as a Screensaver on my tv. Tubi has a 24/7 channel thats just Baywatch. Its basically a never ending montage of beautiful, fit, white women wearing skin tight swimsuits. The guys are also in great shape and theres a lot of scenes in the gym which inspires me to workout and lift weights. Theres also usually a subplot every episode with young teenagers...who also wear skin tight swimsuits. Its a very positive, motivating vibe to have on the tv
>>220498489KITT airtime sfx
>>220500875Water is slippery, there's no friction.
>>220500875Silicone is very buoyant
I'm rewatching the first season, it's kino
>>220500587The episode i watched had Hasselhoff sulking around a marina with no hot chicks. Thoroughly disappointed.
>>220498489If you can't find a party you gotta make one, is a great life philosophy.
>>220494401Is that the women from Lost?
>>220501298Why is she wearing a Rugrats title screen?
>>220501887I think my two year old nephew has the same sweater
>>220500000wax your chest, orangutan
>>220498489I look like this and act like this
>>220503047is this you?
I only watched maybe 1/3 of the episodes when they orig aired so I've been doing a high quality WEB-DL runthruOn season 5 now and mike piazaa just shows up suddenly for some reason, gets the girl, then leaves
>>220498489>>220501820>If you can't find a party you gotta make oneThis is actually a great quote. Im gonna live my life like based on that one
>>220503203
>>220494401>Watches Baywatch>Has never watched the Baywatch spinoff Baywatch Nights>Doesn’t know about the hilarious second season of Baywatch Nights where Mitch Buchanan starts investigating paranormal activities.
>>220503268If I remember correctly, wasn't the paranormal part of the normal Baywatch universe? Wasn't there an episode with ghosts in a hotel or something?
>>220503522Yeah and there's the one in Hawaii where a magical woman comes out of the ocean to be sexy on the dude. It's kind of an amazing show.
>>220503522Also giant jellyfishes
>>220503263Was that Gary Busey?
>>220503893>Was that Gary Busey?Yeah you can't see him but that's the guy standing behind Ric Flair
>>220503638The giant jellyfish was a Manowar which is real, I think.
>>220500000holy quints for the Hoff
>>220494401OG Baywatch is unmatched
SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS
>>220498489>Older guy you knew as a teenager that you thought was cool but in hindsight was kind of a loser and probably closet gay
>>220494496What's her name?
>>220505828*claps in German*
>>220501887>>220502496It also floats in water (she probably couldn't swim).
>>220504373He deserves every digit.
>>220500000Witnessed!
>>220500000>>220506177checked, you can't hassle the hoff
>>220495410Love Erika
>>220507504Her eyebrows on the show had a separate contract.
For me, it's Nicole.
>>220494401We'll be California Dreamin Baywatchin every dayJust off the Malibu surfin' USA
>>220494401for me, it was Heather Stephens
>>220507881Same, but with the original mosquito bites.
>>220494401-The time Jessica Biel almost worked on Baywatch
>>220507978Hello pretty mama.
>>220508379She was rejected because of her claw right hand.
Fabiana Udeno, who played Alotta Fagina in Austin Powers, had a great bikini on this show.
>>220498489This slick ain't no motherfuckin' joke. You know what I'm sayin'? He had to get it on.
Is the show actually any good after you ejaculate? It doesn't have the most critical reputation.
>>220508985No, of course not. Idiot. Retard.
>>220494498You make hand party with my Pamela????
>>220494401maybe, still watching miami vice. picrel reminded me of baywatch
>>220507881For me it’s Lemonade and Brownies Nicole
