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You have to film a sex scene with the female lead from the last TV show or movie you watched.
How did you fare?
Think I got pretty lucky.
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I also got lucky
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>>220494450
anal whore
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>>220494479
You shouldn't talk about your mother like that, anon.
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>>220494479
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>>220494479
I know many women and like 90% of them have done anal, very likely your mother has too
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>>220494450
For All Mankind is an ensemble, but its either the spicy latina milf or the hot Russian teen.
i forgot their names because the show sucks. fucking mars colony and they make it a plot boiler about a murdered guy. fucking kills me.
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>>220494450
Still would
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>>220494539
Why are young males like this?
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>>220494450
Is that Sophie Thatcher before she hits the wall?
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>>220494450
>female led tv show
I honestly don’t recall watching one.
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I've been watching old episodes of 'Auf Wiedersehen, Pet' and there are no female leads. It's all men.
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Severance so Helly or Gemma. Or Ms Cobel
Not bad.
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>>220494450
:/
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>>220494632
ESL or retarded?
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>>220494450
noooo
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>>220494660
we all know that none of those three are who your heart truly desires...
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>Bridge on the River Kwai
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>>220494667
:)
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>>220494450
she's cute here but she looks way hotter with a wolfcut

wolfcut merchant
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>>220494722
she's perfect
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who is the female lead of sopranos? carmella? fine by me desu
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>>220494606
>Is that Sophie Thatcher before she hits the wall?
Bitch, she was already walled hard in X-Men Apocalypse.
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>>220494450
My prostate and testicles would implode from all the creampies I'd give her.
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>>220494986
Did you just start watching The Borgias because of that one thread earlier?
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>>220495034
What thread? I started watching like a month ago and I've been working through it. I was pretty young when it first came out and I wasn't a fan of shows like that and the Tudors. but this one is genuinely good. Jeremy Irons plays an excellent Pope Alexander.
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>>220494986
You're not actually having sex, you know.
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>>220494606
Before plastic surgeons got to her
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>>220494927
Her appeal nose dives without the wolf cut and hair covering her forehead
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I guess it could be worse.
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>Punisher: One Last Kill

what do I make of this
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>>220494450
Kino
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>>220494450
I'm watching brooklyn 9 9 and Santiago is a massive cutie, thanks OP
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i get to fuck francine? i'm in. there's no lame covering up and doing simulated stuff with her, we're straight up pounding until the room stinks.
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>>220494963
That's Sophie Turner you idiot
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>>220495105
I still think she's cute as hell.
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>>220495105
I have a coworker with a wolf cut variant and she's so fucking hot, saw her with a big hat on and she looked like a busted amish wife.

Women use hair like men use beards. FRAUD
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she's so hot
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>>220495200
Not anymore. Smokers age like milk.
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>>220494450
holy qt
>>220494479
kys
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perfect timing OP, which season though?
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I don't understand why Sophie Thatcher always LARP as e-girl or Twitch streamer on social media.
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please god no
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hell yeah. got that hot chick from the accountant 2
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>>220495304
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND
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>>220494450
I'm watching The Boys
>Becca
>Ashley
would smash
>S1 starlight
>Popclaw
>Stormfront
>Kimiko
would
>Maeve
>S5 Starlight
>Stillwell
mildly would
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>>220495225
Add drinking as well, turns your skin into a wrinkly rubber mess in your late 30s and accelerates it
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>>220495355
No Firecracker?
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i havent watched any movies or shows recently, so i guess no sex just like always
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Elle Fanning, nice
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Just watched Awkwafina is Nora From Queens again...

Luck stat: MAX
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People on here would call it a humiliation ritual
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>>220494450
>Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton
Dont think this couldve possibly gone any better, especially in the current year.
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>>220495559
Is that Katee Sackhoff?
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Do I have a go?
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>>220495559
yeah for those who dont get to sexo her
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>>220495688
I would be noticeably shorter than her, and any shot that didn't have my bald spot or back acne would show my gut. I'd have fun though.
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>>220494450
I cannot remember the last movie I watched, I think the last show I watched was Alien Earth when it came out. Guess I could do worse.
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I'm not opposed to it, but damn you OP for not making this thread last night. I could have had Georgia Whigham!
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boooo
stargate sg1 i hate that boring lesbian!
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>>220494450
it was Rebecca from Cheers which I watched for a few seconds but the connection failed.
i'd probably be quite nervous
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>>220494450
There weren't any real female leads in the film so I'll just go with Lucille in Cool Hand Luke, grubby feet and all ;)
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mogie crocker's sister from ken burns vietnam war doco
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That would be Mimi Rogers in 'Someone to watch Over Me,' so I would be safe
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>Men in Black
shut down the thread. I win
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I have gay sex with Charlie Sheen and get AIDS
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>>220495200
>guessss wwwwhat, annnnon.....its 420 agaaaain
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>>220494450
I'm eating good
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>>220497215
Hell yeah, now take biiiiig hit.
*unzips*
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I preferred Deborah Ann Woll before she got skinny and became blonde but she is still pretty cute.
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>>220497356
Bring back this kind of women
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>>220495109
I got Jill Ireland, but it was from some shitty 1970s Charles Bronson film. This was Bronson's wife btw.
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>>220495105
>>220495181
>Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
Hair completes a woman, it is part of her and her glory.
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>>220494450
Laughin' like children, livin' like lovers
Rollin' like thunder under the covers
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>>220494450
I'd probably wake up in the ER with my balls drained and a broken jaw
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hope she doesnt poke out my eyes like she does in the film
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dear diary...jackpot
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>>220494450
uhhhh
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>>220494450
Soapy hasnt looked like htis in a while.
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>>220498301
It doesn't count if they're French.
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>>220494576
>hot Russian teen
didn't she die in the agrodome explosion? The teen the half asian kid is fucking isn't russian
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>>220494450
How the fuck do I film a sex scene with a 2d animated character? Like evil toons?
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>>220497473
There’s one anon that makes a thread about that every few weeks
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>>220494450
fuck yeah man
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>>220494450
>Kitana
Yum.
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>>220494479
AND THATS A GOOD THING
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>>22049460
before she hit the concrete and became flat upper lip girl, yes
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>>220499807
you soapy poster made me fall in love with her
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>>220499995
:)
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>>220499995
There are dozens of us
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>>220494450
Good thing I only watch Minecraft on repeat.
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>>220494450
Couldve been worse
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>>220494450
Uhhh last one I watched was something called Naked Pleasures it was a softcore starring literal porn actresses. I'd say I win.
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>>220494450
I just watched "Marty Supreme".
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>Reno 911
I gotta give Kerri Kenney-Silver credit for aging so perfectly into "Skinny Elderly Northeastern Jew"
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Yeah I'm thinking I won
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>>220499807
Smoker? My dick went soft :(
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>>220494450
For me its Yori
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oh no, I'm watching Daredevil
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>>220494450
Claudia Black and Amanda Tapping at the same time. Nice
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>>220501032
i like it
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Fuck me
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I'm content as well
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>>220501063
I’d smash Vanessa’s backside in ngl
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>>220494450
I rewatched the "Cruel Sea" episode of Walking With Dinosaurs yesterday. The only explicitly female characters are the horseshoe crabs that come ashore to lay their eggs and the ichthyosaur Opthalomosaurus that gives birth only to get eaten by the Lipleurodon. I guess I'd pretend to fuck an Opthalomosaurus on camera, sure why not
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today i win
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>>220501063
>female lead
what's the problem? it's either Vanessa or Karen Page
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>>220501381
Wtf I love Israelis now
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>>220497410
she's a smoke show for sure
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>>220494660
Helly for sure. She seems kinda autistic, but she's adventurous and has no fear, the kind of girl who will come up to you and ask for sex.
And she has amazing body.
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I'm glad I rewatched community recently.
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>>220494450
This is why I only watch shows with beautiful female leads, for questions like this.
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>>220501003
disgusting.
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Bros, am I in the clear? Bros?



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