DEEPlander edition
Just hate watching at this point
>Epstein joke last episodeWhat power would he have bros?
Just watch a bit of the first season and it was shit, does it get any better?
>>220494769I want Deep to live and have him be in charge of the SevenIt's what he deserves.
They uploaded the final battle music earlyhttps://youtu.be/qonvtA2FvVs?si=FDNM9Ezgq8FURsNx
>>>220494776show me on the diagram where your ESL brownoid fucking cave brain thinks Homelander should've grabbed the plane to save itgo ahead
>>220494791little creature that lives on the underside of an evil jew demon that remembers everything she sees and sells the information to mossad for blackmail purposesshit wait a second
>>220494780it was already spinning wheels back at the lamplighter arc, it's literally just memes around characters keeping the show alive which is why they keep putting ackles on ice and kept homelander alive to the last possible second
>>220494804retard
>>220494816concession accepted, ranjeet
the boys should've been a episodical show like buffy with overarching arcs
>>220494797nope. s1e1 is legitimately the best the show is hands down. this isn't a joke. it never gets better than the first episode. only worse.
>>220494804>>220494818>y-y-you're brown out of nowhereholy shit lil bro you get to keep the jam you don't have to be like this.
>>220494833Kill yourself you brown retard
Anons got any good capeshit (shows or movies) to watch this week while I wait to hate-watch this finale?
>>220494833>doesn't understand elementary concepts like weight and density and fulcrums v. forceyes, if you aren't a shitskin you should kill yourself for being as dumb as one
>>220494856darkwing duck
What happened to the bald chicken? She was a hottie?
>>220494856that isn't a thing anon sorry.you get like half a season of arrow maybe thats about itnow if you can deal with animated the old TAS Batman is kino, the iron man, x-men, and spider-man of the 90s cartoon were p. good.
There was no logical way desu, physics wouldn’t have allowed it, if he would’ve flown those people back and forth at the speed need they would have been atomized, the plane doesn’t have structural integrity to withstand homelander carrying it, he legit did go there to save those people, just once he accidentally destroyed the flight controls there was literally nothing he could do
>>220494853>>220494857your village needs the jam!>>220494877>just once he accidentally destroyed the flight controls there was literally nothing he could doindeed nor did he want toLil brown bro gonna be mad as fuck regardless though. I guess he thinks the jam has to be returned.
>>220494884>brownoid gloating about not understanding math and physics 10 minutes from now you'll be ranting about how you've raped white tourists, too
>>220494791
>>220494884Post hand with timestamp (you won't (you're brown (you're indian)))
>220494896thou doth project too much
the scene where stormfront reveals her power level and wipes out the chinks is still pretty good
>>220494898>kikelanderkek now THAT is a real villain.
The vfx guy leak sounds too good to be true, but there has to be a reason for the other 7 episodes being so shit.Maybe they blew the entire budget on the last one.
>>220494908>don't understand concepts first world children learn when they're 10>"y-you're just projecting"
>>220494877>physics wouldn’t have allowed it, if he would’ve flown those people back and forth at the speed need they would have been atomized, the plane doesn’t have structural integrity to withstand homelander carrying it,How does homelander not have speedforce when moving at superspeed?
>>220494877>there was nothing he could do once he had impulsively laser-beamed through both the assailant and the plane controls and doomed hundreds of civilians including children to terrified deathspart of being a big boy hero who rescues people is knowing what crossfire is, he could have reached up and put his fist through his stomach like the forty other characters he did that to, the point of the scene is that his recklessness and arbitrary selfishness meant that running and covering it up was the only option to *him*. he could have grabbed at least a couple of people, children, and flew them to safety without breakneck speed - homelander outright refuses only because they'd narc on how badly he fucked up
>>220494856Chronicle
>>220494930because that a-train scene actually ruins his powers in terms of him moving so fast and with such a lack of control he could accidentally burst through peopleand even with this fact, they did that same gag again with the supernatural guy's super speed even though he was supposedly slower than a-train
>>220494924the vfx guy "leak" is an anon who read the comics wiki for a bit and made a post to give anons needless hopethe show isn't anywhere near written well enough for any of that.
>>220494930It's funny how cw flash remains the best speedster media ever made
>>220494924Qrd on all the leaks? Im too tired of browsing reddit and have severe reddit fatigue.
>>220494957https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoysLeaks/comments/1svg6kx/a_compilation_of_captainflash_leaks/these are the amazon "leaks" that are truethe others are people fanfic'ing.
>>220494957https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoysLeaks/s/f1IXo5jguV
>>220494957>>220494924that leak reads either like wishful thinking or amazon co-opting existing leaks with a fake one to try and turn up viewership turnout/hype for the finale after a busted-ass filler final season
>>220494948unfortunately, the writing did not account for the fact that he couldn't have saved anyone anywayand the plot point was completely fucking dropped so it never actually matteredand it's still the most negligent and "evil" homelander has been in this entire showwe can't even feel bad for the blind guy he turned into. helen keller because that was a supe, and so he probably liked to fuck the eye sockets of people who wear eye patches or something
>>220494957>>220494973>Episode 8- Hughie, Starlight, Butcher, M.M., Terror, Homelander, Soldier Boy, Sister Sage, The Deep, Ashley, Oh Father, and Stan Edgar all survive into Episode 8. *[UPDATED 4/29/26]*
>>220494930>>220494952wow a-train sure owes bluehawk for the new and improved heart, his speed sure has better control now!!
>>220494856Early CW shit, Netflix Daredevil and Jessica Jones (only season 1 of each). Maybe Netflix Punisher. DC animations are ok I guess.
>>220494769
>>220495006the first half of arrow s1 is so good until he suddenly forgets how to hack and needs hacker qt.Shame the show never was anywhere near as good after that. They really had something.
>>220494988routinely killing off random people for no real reason is probably worse than the plane thing ie using psychics to filter out and exterminate non-believers... if I were homelander I'd be cool with people pretending as long as they held kayfabe, you gotta manage your expectations when you declare yourself a new and better christ because even the real one got plenty of static over it
>>220494856Season 1 flash, season 1 arrow
>>220495029flash was DOA because of the girl bullshit and his fucking girlfriend holy shit. I know I know, CW it was required. But dammit what a failure.
>>220494930Smallville did it first.
>>220495015He was better as The Hood generally. I stuck in there until the show became weird drama with Felicity, Speedy and Roy or some shit but it was never as good as S1. Same with The Flash becoming Team Iris. Dropped it and have struggled to start again and see it through.
>be the most consistent and well written character arc in the whole seriesjust the PEAK
>>220495039S1 was ok
>>220495028unfortunately, that plan of putting the entire population of earth through the screening of a commercial to put people in a specific mental state of whether they truly believe homelander is God by using psychic sociopaths was so dumb that I can't take it seriously as an evil plan or even a plan at all
>>220495040Loved him as Cain in Lucifer. Another comic show that started strong then went to shit.
>>220495053Second he saw killing as bad and couldn't remember how to do the shit he did perfectly fine the episode before it was downhill. The later stuff where they make him batman had promise but it is all wasted.Better than a lot of slop now but jeebus what a waste.>>220495062Yeah just never stood a chance with the obnoxious fucking girlfriend. She was way worse than felicity on arrow.
also since we're talking about flash and arrow at all in this thread: hilarious DC didn't use either actor for their movies when they were both perfect for the roles.
>>220495055He's obviously strong as fuck, piercing a supe through armour with a knife. Able to handle the pressure of deep sea. Would be Kino if he dove Oamlander down into a trench or something and imploded him.
>>220495092if they don't at least have him catch a homelander punch before he dies, then what the fuck was the point
>>220494797This anon is not lying>>220494824The first season they followed the comics.After that they used it as a soapbox to "sbvert" and spread their jew shit. No joke.Just put it this way, they made a canonical nazi white supremacist super hero a female p0layed by a jew..It is really, really bad.The only saving grace is soldier boy was cool as fuck.Just watch a best bits of soldier boy on youtube and you have watched the best the show can give.I will have to hate watch this season when it finished streaming.
>>220494804about where the landing gear is
>>220495104>>220495101
>>220495117there'd need to be one homelander for each strut and the plane would need to not be falling apart and beneath a certain speed thresh hold for that to workbut you're getting closer
>>220495076Team Lauriver here, they did her dirty. Felicity should've gone to Central City and banged Barry. Iris can get killed by Eobard Thawne for all I cared.
>>220495013
>>220494957>homelander starts killing people>has some big fights with the military and destroys vought tower>has a big fight at the whitehouse with the boys/gen v/ryan>starlight kills deep>kimiko depowers everyone except ryan/marie>butcher and homelander fight and butcher kills him with a crowbar>everyone lives happily ever after>edgar rebuilds voughtrough summary, sounds like a fan fic to me. but i guess there's a glimmer of hope this is where all the vfx budget has gone..
>>220495140..that would've been fuckin great kek wtffelicity and barry fit perfectly
>>220495140>>220495158I always disliked Felicity more than iris
>>220495149the only legit leak has barely anything from ep 8Marie is going to slow homelander down or stop him, then kimiko blasts him, starlight and ladies girls get it done on homelander, then terror humps his near dead unconcious body i'm telling you guys.
>>220495163yeah but she's a qt despite herself and way better fit for barry. I can't stand iris. Terrible character. Never redeemed in any way.
>entire plot of season 5 was a v1 fetch quest which never mattered (replicating soldier boy's move = you make him killable or powerless and can deal with him either way)>coupled with homelander on retarded amazon writer's idea of a god complexthis has been the most boring season of anything i've ever watched. yes including S4.
>>220494877>homelander and maeve say the terrorists shot the pilots already and were fucking up the cockpit so there was no way to safely land the plane>they decide to save as many people as physically possible>said survivors tell a story of how they tried their best and are eternally thankful for being saved>vought uses their infinite money to suppress messages thatd paint HL and Maeve in a bad light, like why they didnt do dumb shit to save everyoneclearly with homelanduh's ego disregard for human life this would never happen, but wouldnt they have looked like heroes if they at least triedvought would have propped them up anyway
>>220495183>Felicity >QtShe's a rat faced freak (and jewish)
hi, two weeks ago i'd say that i dreamed about the plot of this season after fell asleep while watching the episode, the plot of catching the V1 rat and making the season a deathbattle royale between sups and the boys to catch the rat sound better than this season
>>220495197keep lusting after iris
>>220494952I really don't get how its possible for the supernatural guy to run into people when they are frozen still. And multiple times at that.
>>220495207wasnt he a junkie and constantly high on cocaine
>>220495199thats nice dear or I'm sorry to hear that
>>220495149>>starlight kills deep>>somwhow the gen v cucks return
>>220495028>routinely killing off random people for no real reasonHomelander still hasn't actually done that, thoughHe let all the people on the plane dieHe killed a bunch of terroristsHe killed a bunch of special ops vought guysHe killed all the scientists that created himAnd he's killed a bunch of one-off supes but they're all either villains sex freaks so who caresHe killed the president but that guy was corrupt anyway for working in homelander's regimeWhat has he actually done?He didn't even kill Frenchie (or did he?????) And it's now, in season 5, the second to last episode, that he's orchestrating the murders of innocent non-believers He is the antagonist, obviously, but there's no real reason to care
>oi Ωlandah is up to 3.8 Ωs now wit da v1 in em innit>u wotm8 we can't virus him without a loicense
>>220494802pretty good
>shows up>rapes someone>does nothing for 5 seasons>outlives everyoneThe Deep Sweep is fucking insane
>>220495263diabolical innit?
>>220495028>He didn't even kill Frenchie (or did he?????)offscreaned but homelander laser'd his balls and frenchie bleed out (also the radiation)
>>220495278frenchie suicided with radiation and homelander got weirded out about maybe getting fucked by kimiko's titty beam and left
>>220495274>gets defeated by some post wall bogged bitch deep bros.. not like this...
>>220495294>gets mogged by blurry firecracker on a tv screen
>>220495278>laser'd his ballswait, really? i saw the blood trail but i thought it was some retarded writer shit about the radiation making frenchie shit his insides out or something to explain why he was dying while still keeping him conventionally attractive enough for the kissing scene. really kind of seems like homie just fucked off and left without even trashing the place. i mean he didnt even bother to fly through the roof he left politely through the door like a good boy
>>220495277I'll keep it and create better scenarios in my head
>>220495324nohe was hit with an atomic blast's worth of radiation for their whole convo, when you get high dosages like that your insides fall out starting from your privateshim bleeding like that was probably one of the few realistic things this show has done.which is funny considering he was just hugging on kimiko earlier in the ep after immediately opening the door
>>220494856The Tick, Super, Darkman
>Season 2: Maeve is annoyed that she's being pushed as just a dyke for marketing purposes even though she's bisexual and doesn't care about any of this shit>Season 4: "We couldn't kill Maeve because she's a lesbian"
>>220495147>homelander kills THE FUCKING PRESIDENT and ashley just takes over offscreen and gets shown sitting at the desk and thats it>entire episode spent on the boys trying to figure out what dastardly scheme Homelander is up to at the movie studios (they're making a movie) >this is the penultimate episode of the series
8 episode format is CANCER
>>220495391>show had a scene about mother's milk telling annie he throatfucked and breastfed a pigeon after niggers mocked him for having a dead grandma>didn't have a 20 second scene of ashley being sworn in as the first woman president on this woke ass amazon showkek
>>220495391>entire episode spent on the boys trying to figure out what dastardly scheme Homelander is up to at the movie studios (they're making a movie)
>>220495249it's understandable that you forgot that he made numerous camps for starlighters and anyone who might have looked like a starlighter, given that it went nowhere and was a set piece early on in the seasonhomelander also massacred a room full of the camp guys just to fuck with hughie since he knew themfrenchie did die and homelander also collected a bunch of super-loyal guys from his own base so that he could have his goons murder them and cast them as martyrs to the public, one of them was MM's daughter's stepfather. this was part of the buildup between trump and antif- I mean homelander and starlighters
>>220495407except at that point they were doing the vague arc where starlight DID have weird terrorist cells of people helping her and most people in the camps was implied to be just as dangerous as the boys given there were like prison brawls and shit happening in the opening montageSo, really how bad can I feel about that?
why havent the boys killed evil shouty niggerman? he at best can only blast annie into a wall, kimiko could rip his head off>muh psychicssmoke a joint, seems to work really fucking well in a building full of mind readers
>>220495430>walk in smoking a blunt, rape sheline, throw grenade at niggerpreacher, leave
>>220495194that's right anon, 7 inconsequential hours that have amounted to being at basically same place when the season started sans frenchie/a train/firecracker/noir2>>220495249the only random stuff i can think of>lasers the jet in half and kills the mayor of baltimore and his son>lasers that 1 random protesterthen i can't remember if he kills that blind superhero or if killing supersonic because he's a traitor counts. most of the other deaths are him just telling people to kill people>makes deep/atrain/noir kill people with bats>makes the deep drown a senator>makes someone kill cameron coleman because he thinks he's the mole>makes the 7 purge vought tower and kill a bunch of people>the people who died in the concentration camps because they posted memesi guess if your points is people he directly kills on a whim, yes i think it's relatively low
>>220495460Neither of those first 2 things were random you stupid nigger
>>220495460>>lasers the jet in half and kills the mayor of baltimore and his sonNot random, what the fuck? Did you not watch the show?>>lasers that 1 random protesterSee above
>>220495249he killed that suicidal chick
>>220495496he's a man of the people, what can I say
>>220495424that was a mix of the detainees training with each other and jobber supe guards like the russian dick guy and telekinetic wacky tranny lavishing in being cruel and beating themI didn't feel bad about it either but yeah it's a holocaust camp, that's the "satire"
>>220495249he broke my heart when he killed firecracker :(
MM: https://youtu.be/VDJsgtoizj8
>>220495496Only once she said she was Jewish
>>220495516NO THAT'S NOT WHY SHE KILLED HERHOLY SHIT NIGGER HAVE NONE OF YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED THE SHOW? KILL YOURSELVES
>>220495530retard
>>220495533WHAT YOU BROWN RETARD? SHE KILLED HER BECAUSE HE GOT THE NEWS OF STORMFRONT KILLING HERSELF SO HE GOT ALL PISSEDYOU SHOULD ALSO KILL YOURSELF
>>220495512<In elmer fudd voice>ohhh he bwoke my hawwt when he stabbid fiwacwackaaa... howwa wiw I evaa recovew wit no fiwacwackaThat's What You Sound Like
>The deep is gonna be killed by boglight according to most leaksSaddest and most impactful death in the entire show if true, and I'm not even memeing
>>220495516>>220495533FUCKING BROWN RETARD KILL YOURSELF NIGGERI AWAIT YOUR APOLOGY https://youtu.be/t3_eSxY3ggw
>>220495530>>220495545Your media literacy needs leveled up, stat. He killed her because his trailer burned down and he wanted to get back at Vought for their film crew's negligence by ruining the photo op they planned for him
>>220495545>>220495574retard he could've lifted the plane
>>220495579that's not me, it's another brown personlike you
>>220495578>>220495579>>220495582https://youtu.be/t3_eSxY3ggwWATCH IT YOU RETARDED BROWN NIGGER
>carries the episode in your path
The leaks are real yeah? Kimiko will depower 'omelander? Fuck this this
hey i think this guy's mad about something involving that lady homelander killed for being a jew
>>220495607HE DIDN'T KILL HER FOR BEING A JEW YOU RETARDED BROWN CUNT
>>220494856Jupiter's Legacy, if you are ready for absolute kino
I'm pretty sure homelander could've just thrown the plane AT the jew lady.
>>220495614>literally sees her star of david tramp stamp and becomes enragedwatch the scene numbnuts
>spend a significant amount of time at the end of the series reminding the audience that Butcher is in fact a psycho piece of shit that uses the people around him as resources and gets them killed and simply moves along with his mission>end the episode with him getting frenchie killed for like no fucking reason (they had no reason whatsoever to bother going to vaught studios) >per the leaks he still gets the white whale AND a sunny beachside retirement in Hawaii beloved by his team and his sonHoly zogslop this is the most Israeli bullshit series ever
>>220495631LITERALLY NOT, WHAT? HE LITERALLY TELLS HER HES GONNA SAVE HER EVEN AFTER SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S JEWISH. IT'S ONLY AFTER HE SEES THE NEWS OF STORMFRONTS SUICIDE THAT HE WANTS TO KILL HER.YOU STUPID FUCKING BROWN MEXICAN RETARD
Fanks for saving me dog UE, 'av that v1 for your missus
>>220495641there are 0 legit leaks of the final ep anon
>>220495626Didn't Netflix cancel that after 1 season?
>>220495660They did
>>220495530>>220495545>>220495574>>220495593>>220495614>>220495650hey bro just so you know homelander hates jews so when he saw that lady was jewish he was like nah fuck this
>>220495671>hey bro just so you know homelander hates jews so when he saw that lady was jewish he was like nah fuck this
kwab this nigga salty
What if the true meaning of Homelander's actions in that scene is actually a synthesis of Stormfront's death and the girl being Jewish? Like he killed her specifically to try and honor Stormfront/grieve and wouldn't have done it if she didn't say she was Jewish
>>220495650What better way to honour his Nazi girlfriend than to merc a Jew?
>>220495719See >>220495707
OMELANDAH
>>220495707>>220495719these anons get ithe said fuck those kikes free palestine and then axed that bitch
I don't get why Homelander cares about abortion Yeah obviously it's because the writers think women should murder their own babies because they can't be bothered to use contraception, but from a story point of view, why would an asexual weirdo like Homelander give a shit?
We didn't even see if Kimiko actually got Soldier Boys power.I suspect that she probably got something, but because she is so much weaker than soldier boy her radioactive blast will at best only temporary weaken Homelander. Homelander and Butcher will fight it out, Butcher will be about to lose because their plan failed and Soldier Boy will appear to depower both of them before fucking off to bait Vought Rising.Soldier Boy would obviously have been freed as a consequence of the damage the boys did to the tower during their attack. Probably damaging soldier boys stasis chamber allowing him to wake up.It feels like this is about the only way for this to end in a satisfying way.
>>220495754the wokelander arc has been simmering for nearly five seasons and it all pays off next week
>>220495749Ωlandah*
I just want homelander to kill all of the boys ngl, hes the only reason to watch the show anyway
>>220495760anon he wants the women to make milk and the babies to drink it thats literally it kekhis next line was about banning nut milk, it was fetish talk made law.
>>220495786I want homelander to go to Israel and laser jewish babies
>>220495788yeah but that's something that should actually happen in real lifeformula is objectively worse for babies than their own mother's milk
>>220495786>season ends with homelander killing the boys and a spinoff is announced in the credits that focuses on homelander learning to love and be a cool guywould be the best swerve possible
>>220495792speaking of laser babies for some reason I always figured the one butcher used as a gun would come back somehow, like he'd just find it again and use it to counter homelander's beam
>>220495800I don't disagree just saying the whole point of that scene had 0 to do with abortion he gives 0 fucks beyond women must get pregnant to make milk generally.
>>220495760Obviously because less abortions means more babies, more babies means more mothers, and more mothers means more breast milk gets passed around.Keep up anon!
>>220495811>laser toddler wandering through the battlefield in the final ep lasers homelander in the nuts
>>220495760Why would an asexual weirdo want to rape Omelander's wife?
Remember when Homelander was pegged?
>>220495813right but as a villainous action, to demonstrate his tyrannical desireshe's doing one thing that most people would agree is good, and another thing that more than half the US would support, and both for personal and also not actually evil reasonsIt's another thing where they've done a bad job of actually making him a villain because this is just another thing where I don't give a fuck
>>220495835becca fell for him and milked his cock, there was no rape
>Homelander gets called a nazi>Makes a black woman CEO of the largest company on the planet>Creates the first woman president>Puts a black man in charge of the state church>Has a woman run his media and PR empire>Trusted a black woman >He appreciated Black Noir >He respects Stan>Told his son to defend a woman who was clearly being sexually harassed???????????