>mfw someone orders an item from my restaurant that we put on our own menu
>I need a burger to share with seven people
>>220494830>FOUR ORDERS OF BREAD AND BUTTER FUUUUUCKKKKKKK>Chef, I... I forgot to bake bread...
Henlo, I would like a burger with some fries, please
>>220494830Civvies wouldnt understand. Go back to the salad station FOH bitch
>>220494888This aint dominos nigga get your amphibious ass in here
>>220494830I don't fucking get why normies fixate so much about making food. Or going to restaurants in the first place. It's fucking food. Make it, eat it, shit it out. That's that.
>mfw a table of commissars sits down and orders radiated graphite rods on the rooftop dining area
I work in the food industry. And i judge people immensely by what they order. In fact i can from 15 years of experience know from the order alone what kind of person ordered it. Fat fucks, girls, women, douchebags with deep pockets and 0 personality. Literally just glancing at the order. My coworkers can tell too just off my facial expression, my lip recoils in disgust when i realise it’s 2 hamplanets that have ordered a weeks worth of fat and carbs for a whole family. And I’m never wrong, glance at ticket “Jesus fucking Christ it’s a fat fucking cunt of a woman” lo and behold there’s a woman wobbling to her seatIf i didn’t make 95k a year after tax for an insanely easy job, I’d put a bullet in my head. I hate fat people so much. In fact the only time i used a dating app my first like on me was a fat person and i uninstalled the app. I’m not a perfect 10 but I’m a solid 8 in appearance and I’m 6,4 why the fuck did that blob think she had a shot with me?
>>220495036Get this delusional man to the infirmary
>>220495038Calzone with no mushrooms please.
>>220495038I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>220495038Shut up and make my chicken with pappardelle and gorgonzola
>>220495038That's cool, please put the fries in the bag now
>my second rotation back into sizzler>i hardly ever talk about it. there was five of us. one kid, he must've been like nineteen. his name was nick. i tell you man when those steamtrays of fettuccine had to be replaced about six times in one night..>on that same night we also ran out of sour cream, total shit show>let's just say at the end of that night he was no longer a kid. you could just see it in his eyes you know, he changed*hits cigarette>to be honest we all changed. but we could handle it, we'd been in the shit before >when we made it back home we all promised to stay in touch >i later heard that nick hanged himself in his garage. he couldn't adjust back to the civilian life after all he witnessed>but i understand now..>he didn't die at home in his garage>he died that night at sizzler
>>220494830AAAAAAHHH FUCKING CIVVIES
>>220495038Never trust a skinny chef
>>220494830theres no way such an abusive workplace could be successful long term. can the idea of abuse of employees=profit die with boomers? people act like this and then wonder why only drug addicts/criminals stick around at these places.
>>220495036>>220494830Stop making memes about shows that I haven’t seen
>>220495036a daring synthesis
>you dont understand im an artist no you cook food shut the fuck up and make me a burger faggot. God i hate wanna be artists and artists alike
I worked at Pizza Hut in high school, and I don't ever eat at fast food, and will never go to a restaurant unless I'm forced to for some social reason because of it. I'll never forget how awful it was, how slow the time went by. How I'd make hundreds of pizzas, look at the clock, and see that I was only 2 hours into my shift.All of the drug addict and retard co-workers. The 20-something junkie losers that at best had to go to a smoke break every hour, and at worst would not show up, or show up so fucked up they couldn't put pepperoni on an already stretched dough. The shift manager that couldn't keep a till straight, not out of petty theft, but out of sheer retardation. The creepy sexual predator delivery drivers that hovered around in-between delivers doing nothing.The godawful practice of draining, and cleaning a deep-fryer at the end of the night.
>>220495038Calzone, except I want extra mushrooms.
>>220496273whenever I meet someone and their big epic passion is music or food I sort of shrivel up inside and try to redirect the conversation because it's invariably a "check out my gaming channel bro" situation where they have a soundcloud with 12 followers or hone their culinary art through making applebees sliders and will want to keep me posted on how it's going. just base, primitive hopelessness like seeing an old animal try to stand and repeatedly failat least the film and editing autists can monetize that shit through youtube or tiktok
>>220494830>wheat toast
>>220496500i can understand someone having passion and loving something and thats awesome dont get me wrong its just that 9/10 times these people are very insufferable about it. think of squidward for example, he was a good artist and very versatile but his attitude and ego about it is what tainted his art
>>220494830>I gotta cook fast>I also like to drink and take drugs>oh no! the cooking is taking a toll. brutalIt's the fucking alcohol, and drugs, and shitty lifestyle, and unhealthy food. There are chefs who aren't the fucking meme because they actually go home and sleep after the shift, drink water at work, eat fruits and vegetables, stuff like that. All these "rockstar" chefs want are enablers. If they can drink and take drugs and cook food people like then they are "functional" and can continue that lifestyle. But then they hit 50, feel like 70 and blame the stove.>ugh hot stove can't breathe!!It's not the stove, it's the fucking cigarettes.
