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Why can't American comedies ever show reality.

These losers would never in a million years end up with the girls they got. But because Americans are allergic to simply showing losers to be losers, they just hand-wave this all away. Everyone gets a happy ending with zero basis in reality all to reinforce the American's fairytale view of life and avoid confronting reality. Is it any wonder they're the land of Marvel and Disney.

>b-but it's a comedy it doesn't have to be serious!!
Contemporaneously you had Inbetweeners which depicted life of bottom-rung teenagers much better while still being hilarious.
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>>220495299
>Inbetweeners
every Inbetweeners movie ended with them scoring.
Even in the show they constantly end up with girls out of their league, but they screw it up.
It works in a tv series, but for a movie, a realistic ending would not be a satisfying one.
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>>220495299
How come comedies like American Pie and Superbad aren't made today? Is it because they treat women as sex objects which won't be accepted in modern Woke society?
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The ending wasn't really happy at all. The two best friends are gonna end up going to different colleges and probably grow apart soon. That escalator ride at the end was sad.
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>>220495299
>jewish nerd gets the hot white chick from school
many such cases of this jew power fantasy
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>>220495370
It’s because teenagers today don’t go outside and hang or talk to girls
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>>220495470
Shitskins get no pussy
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>>220495299
To be fair, Seth and Evan were arguably better looking than the actors they cast to play themselves. Michael Cera is considerably faggier-looking than IRL Evan and while Seth Rogen is hardly a chad, he's obviously nowhere near as physically repulsive as Jonah 'The human blimp' Hill.
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>>220495299
>BUS WANKERS
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>>220497055
>walk home
>get a "fagggggooooooot!" every other day from carchads
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>>220497067
>anon walking home
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>>220495299
Listen here, dipshit, do you want a movie or a documentary?
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>>220495370
Raunchy teen comedies today would be the boys using AI to make nudes of their female classmates.
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>OH MY SCIENCE DO AMERICANS REALLY HAVE FICTION IN THEIR FICTIONAL MOVIES????
>WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT IN *EUROPE*
ok
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>>220497328
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>>220495299
I was an ugly geek and manage to bang a couple of hotties, if you try you'd be surprised
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>>220497517
I mean I'm 5'7, receding hairline, skinnyfat and wear glasses with chudface my only real advantage is that I'm white
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>>220495299
Did you even watch the movie? Fogels the only one who even remotely got laid
>Evan
Becca isn't hot and is clearly socially awkward so this makes sense, but in the end he's too pussy to even fuck her
>Seth
Completely misreads Jules and, while she maybe seems open to hanging out more, there's no implication whatsoever that they'll have sex. Unless Seth dramatically changes as a person they aren't a very good fit.
>Fogels
Arguably the protagonist of the film as he goes through the most growth. The girl he gets with is way hotter than he should bag but the entire movie is about him finding confidence in himself instead of validation from others. Confidence goes a long way especially at high school parties
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>>220497559
>Confidence goes a long way especially at high school parties
I wouldn't know. I only went to 2 actual parties in high school, and no one really drank at either. And this is from a Millennial.
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>>220495438
it was bittersweet. they are finally growing up after one last adventure. the sleepover right before that scene, in sleeping bags on the floor with a plate of pizza rolls, that is their final farewell to childhood
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>>220497067
>be 15
>other kids start turning 16 and driving
>walking back to school from lunch one day
>carchads drive by
>slow down
>one of them throws a half-empty mcdonalds bag at me
>speeds away
>cop parked just beyond the next set of bushes pulls them over
>i walk by like pic rel
thank god i got my license and a car later that year, walking or riding the bus was so amateur in comparison
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>>220495299
>These losers would never in a million years end up with the girls they got.
not true, the girls they got with weren't particularly hot, you're just a sad little simp
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>>220495299
>Why do Japanese or Korean series/movies never show reality?

Not all movies have to be Scandinavian misery porn, you know? Some good stories are just for escaping reality for a while and having fun.
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>>220497964
It’s also far more realistic than 80s sex comedies where most of them didn’t even have sex because they were too drunk, etc.
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>>220498251
name 10
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>>220497638
Weird. I went to tons of parties and even hosted them. Lots of liquor and beer flowing, loud music, had sex dozens of times.
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>>220495299
They weren't zoomer males in this movie which means the females didn't automatically think they were annoying fags with no redeeming qualities
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>>220495455
It's this
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>>220500344
Advice? How do you meet people?
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>>220495299
believe it or not: back before dating apps guys like that actually could get laid
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>>220500344
how'd you end up here, then?
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>>220495299
BECAUSE JEW BOY GETS THE PRETTY WHITE GIRL IS EVERY AMERICAN MOVIE
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>>220500975
I've been terminally online for my whole life. I'm secret mostly.
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>>220501925
failed normies are the worst
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>>220495370
Women are whores now so the comedy about fucking them is too on the nose and zoomer faggots don't talk to or fuck women so it would just be a bunch of nothing for 2hrs.
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>>220495299
>American
Seth rogen - canadian
Michael cera - Canadian
Evan Goldberg - camadian
Mclovin - canadian
It's canadian trash not american
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>>220495299
A girl dumped me and a week later was with a fucking faggot who looked like Mclovin. It is 100% possible
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>>220500975
I know how to hide my power level. I used to throw some RAGERS back in my college days, but that doesn't magically erase me being more on the anti social quiet side. I just know how to interact with ppl if I truly give a fuck but 90% of the time I prefer to be left alone. Best party I threw started at 8 and didn't end till 6am the next morning.
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>>220495299
Is there any hope for pussy for a 28 yr old virgin kissless dateless handholdless chudlord male?
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>>220495299
You realize Jew-and-hot-white-girl is literally a trope as old as Hollywood itself, right?

You realize the entire industry was built by resentful jews, right?
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>>220497055
BUS TURDS.
https://youtu.be/laIQ0SExOrk?t=10
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>>220502116
Its built on wanting to get away from new york tyrants wanting to rip them off. Watch the documentary Hollywood ism.
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>>220495299
This movie was set in an era when us lovers actually could get laid. I'm a poor ugly stupid megaspaz but I managed to get a high school gf and keep dating as I got older because it was the 90s. Today it's fucking impossible.
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>>220495299
because seth rogoon and his cuck writing partner need to believe that the women they are with them for their sense of humor and not their money or fame.
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>>220500513
show some bloody respect.
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>>220497559
I liked Emma's friend the most but Michael Cera's girl was a cute drunk
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>>220495455
I’m currently living this power fantasy, goys stay seething
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>>220497066
I tried to turn this into its own thread comparing Superbad and Inbetweeners. Straight to page 10 with 0 replies.
I'm not going to get off to the humiliation or anything, but does anyone want to pile on and laugh at what a loser I am?
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>>220504700
>I liked Emma's friend
looks like Hunter desu senpai
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>>220495299
It was unironically a different time. Ugly losers actually got laid before tinder if they just tried hard enough



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