>Pittsburgh is named after William Pitt, a stuffy old British guy who died 300 years ago and who historians say was likely a homosexual. Now, Pittsburgh is known for the Pittsburgh Pounder, 25 ounces of raw beef mince stuffed inside a pig's intestine and boiled, then served on rye bread with coleslaw and pepperjack cheese. Hearkening back to those days of old when Pennsylvania was a mixing pot of Dutch, German and Scottish immigrants, a Pittsburgh Pounder is also what I call getting wasted on negronis and waking up in a pool of your own vomit on a stroad with the distinct feeling of a prolapsed anus, an experience William Pitt was no doubt familiar with.
>>220498173Jesus.
