4 Lights EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>220480616
star trek sex with shran
star trek dead general with shran
Star Trek prostate orgasms with janeway
The bad news is the thread is slow.The good news is one of our regular psychopaths might have reported to the disintegration chamber.
a slow thread is not bad. it means everyone is taking their time making quality posts and we're able to give them the consideration they deserve
The official narrative of the occupation of Bajor makes no sense
The transporters beamed on time under Cardassian rule.
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
Oh boy! I'm gonna make some Leola Root stew in the afternoon!If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna get that black Vulcoon!
>>220500884How come the “disintegration chambers” in the “death camps” look identical to teleporter pads
And you people, you're God in need of some kind of Star Ship?
It sure was terrible of the Cardassians to leave behind schools, hospitals, scientific research bases, a space station...
>here’s that capital city of a planet raped for 50 years I was telling you about bro
>It's a Random-Alien-Finds-Troi-Attractive episode:/
>>220499648I think it's safe to say there's nothing left to talk about. We have covered everything.
We are further away from Trials and Tribble-ations than it was from The Trouble with Tribbles
>Computer, new chat
watching academy after suffering through discovery is such a relief.in a way, academy is anti-ent. where ent was made to appeal to the gooner npc masses, academy is made to appeal to nerds. thankfully it won't save kurtzman from being let go, that hack makes rick bermans work look good in comparison.Whoever gets showrunner after him better soft-retcon the discovery timeline to be part of the temporal cold war. maybe that's why cronenberg agreed to play old daniels.
>>220501591>academy’s target demo
The first word forbiddenUs allIrrevocably
>>220501628wish it was, that pic makes me nostalgic for 90s trek cons. We used to be the odd ugly nerds talking about ethics in space travel, two tubes connected to a saucer was enough to make a cool ship to explore in. ent fucked with that, discovery destroyed it. no cons anymore, no weird ethics either
>>220501241>medieval looking buildings with few trees are impressive to anon
>>220499648STAR TREK IS PROPAGANDA. NUKE A UFO TODAY.
>>220499655star trek sex with wesley
>>220500999because that's what teleporters do they disintegrate you
>>220501422we need more star trek sex tho
>>220501422We still have yet to come to an agreement on Tuvix or Michael Eddington!
>>220499648how would he react if picard didn't resist and just immediately and casually say "okay, there are five lights"?
>>220502144give him a small reward to trigger his pavlov response, then proceed to ask him another inconsequential question to answer the way he'd like him to. three to seven of those where picard has to lie, then 3 more where picard has to say the truth, constantly punishing him for going off script and rewarding him for staying with it.once picard is broken, he would ask the actual questions about starfleet intentions and strategic information, both to extract a confession of wrongdoing to legitimize his execution as well as useful tactical data.bonus points for using any tactical advantage resulting from this interrogation to capture starfleet personnel and parade them in front of picard, reward if he claps at their execution.
>>220501993im gonna eat your dick
>>220500279ive been on vacation. didnt think you guys would notice. ds9 sucks
>>220500405Dukat and the Dukettes
the sacred ritual of the kometa fishi love this episode so much its unrealmost trek trek in years
>>220502548they seem funCasey, you mentioned playing a drunk. Firstly, what was it like drinking all that syrup? And more importantly, how did you approach playing a drunk on Star Trek, which is a bit unusual for the show.Jeffrey Combs: Let me answer that. First of all, it is called “typecasting.” And second of all, he loved that shit.Casey Biggs: Oh yeah, you aren’t even a good enough actor to drink that and pretend you like it. [both laugh] That’s why I am a better actor, I looked like I liked it, but it was terrible! I hated it. Like I said, I had one scene in Quark’s bar and say, “Give me the kanar…no no, the good stuff.” And then I got into a fight with Quark, and they liked that chemistry with me and Quark and all that. And literally, almost every flipping scene I was in after that, I was drinking that shit. Until—and René directed that episode as well—when I stopped. Remember Jeff, you were in that scene.Jeffrey Combs: I do. I was there to tell you that your wife and your son had been killed.Casey Biggs: And the funny part was before that episode I didn’t even know I had a wife or son.Jeffrey Combs: [laughs] Exactly! They do sort of pull those things on you. As an actor you go, “Wait, I have a daughter!” You would have played it.Casey Biggs: I could have played scenes differently.Jeffrey Combs: The point is, they didn’t know that.
>class 8 probe>designed to travel at warp 9WhatThey really expect you to just lap up some bullshit in the early seasons
>>220502724no inertial dampeners, no life support, no artificial gravity, very low mass, pretty much a subspace transceiver tied to an overclocked warp engine with a set of scanning arrays. makes sense to me. fire and forget, once the dilithium matrix is used up the thing splodes or goes dormant
Casey Biggs: And the wonderful thing was, with one of the first shows I did, Armin said, “Come on, you want to rehearse?” Not a lot of people do that on television.Jeffrey Combs: In my very first episode he was the only one who came to me and said, “Listen, welcome, any time you want to run lines, I don’t care how many times, come find me. Glad you are here.” It’s like your first day of school and you don’t know anybody, and for someone to come up like that really does release a lot of the anxiety. You felt like you had an ally, and you did with Armin.Casey Biggs: Tell the story about when you went up to Alaimo when you were Brunt.Jeffrey Combs: I had been with Alaimo as Weyoun, but Alaimo didn’t know I was playing Brunt. So I come to the studio one day and get into my Brunt makeup and Marc is shooting a scene. I decide to mess with him and on a break, I come up to him at the craft table in my Ferengi makeup and say, [funny voice] “Mr Alaimo, I am such a big fan of yours!” He is trying to talk to Ira, who knew I was going to do this. And here is what he thinks is an extra just messing with him and I won’t go away. I was the most annoying fan who wouldn’t go away. About the moment he was going to kill me, I said, “Marc, it’s me.” Marc may have a sense of humor some times, but you never know when it is going to be there. personally it would never cross my mind to try to troll Marc Alaimo
star trek ropes all over Uhura's fat ebony ass
>>220502724In case you hadn't figured it out from the OTHERS saying it to your face, i was a free agent running from something you should worry about not the advance guard of an invading army. Pictoral elucidation. And a non euclidean good day to the others jammed into your overclocked meat brain since I really should be pink texting.There's something *pointing*INEED YOUTO HELPME WITH
Childhood is wanting to fuck Seven of NineYoung adulthood is realizing that Janeway can be pretty hotAdulthood is wanting to fuck B'Elanna
Do you think Worf felt a sense of relief once he left the Enterprise and godlike aliens stopped throwing him against walls once per week?
>>220501804Let me guess, you need more skyscrapers?
>>220503065no but he probably felt relief once he dumped his son off on his parents to raise because he couldn't be bothered
>>220501241Was that black spot on the bridge used to inegrate footage of people walking?
>>220503028Neelix is wanting to fuck KesNeelix is realizing Naomi can be pretty hotNeelix is wanting to fuck Mezoti
>>220503182>step away from the child, Neelix!
>>220503182Mezoti is underrated
>>220503287Underrated how, Mr. Epstein?
frens
>>220503299As in I’d want her as a daughter (NBR)
>>220503306/trek/ galactica edition
>>220502724Why wouldn't this work?
>>220503287Neelix holodeck island
>>220503430fucking pedophile, kys
>>220503430>NOOOOOOO OOOOoOo Don’t assimilate and shoot your nanoprobes inside me haha
>>220503489>>>/reddit/
What's the coolest starship design in NuTrek? Prometheus and LD excludedFor me, it's Book's ship
>nutrek spammer is a pedophileWhy am I not surprised
>>220502144What if Picard said he only sees 3 lights?
>>220503233Naomi wildman is a good character. I think her scenes with seven are funny
>>220503167That's just Armus on vacation.
>it's a "2 Cardassians watching the viewscreen" episode
>>220499648Another show ragged on TNG and it genuinely irritated me.
>>220503120The episode where Alexander bonded with Troi's mom should have been Worf's human mom as foreshadowing. It would have made more sense for Worf to see what a positive influence his Earth parents were. They couldn't even give him that.
>>220501422Not enough discussion of incestuous sex with androids
>>220503700Often imitated, still yet to be duplicated.
>>220503708you sound just as stupid as I would expect someone who likes Worf to be
I always had the impression that the writers regretted ever creating Alexander but felt killing him off was too dark.
>>220503923what gave you that impression?
>>220503951I figured they didn't want to make Worf look like a neglectful father, they just would frequently write him as if Alexander didn't exist.
>>220503984there is absolutely no way the writers gave him a son in the first place with the idea that he was going to be a good father. if you think that you don't understand Worf.
Why did she do it
>>220504118Why didn't he give her a normal terran anglo name that would make her start in life a lot smoother than his.
>>220504238Is Picard a legman or a boobman?
>>220504262dickman of course
>>220504400friend of yours?
>>220502610
>>220504400Helen of Troy?
>>220504495ACK poster is back
never left
>>220502894lol'd @ that Brunt storyAbsolutely /devilish/
>>220504964holy kek, all those alien species have agreed to this highschool larp although all of them come from vastly different cultures, and to nuTrek "alien" seems to be synonymous for some kind of disablility.
>>220504846>Kirk was born in IowaNegative, he's from the colonies.
>ferengar>kazon prime>hirogen prime>denobliaffs. denobula prime and ferenginar get named properly in the same show
>>220505097Cochrane wasn't born on Alpha Centauri either.
>>220505114Why isn't Earth Human Prime?
>>220505088>starfleet academyyou do understand that there were always different species there?look it up, it's the place nog and many other aliens go to become part of starfleet enlisted personnelretard
>>220505159>there were always different species therein TOS, Spock is the only alien in Starfleet and it's commented on more than onceBut it's a TOS movies era change really, more aliens appearing in Starfleet
>>220505143It must be a planet the species claims as homeworld versus one they explicitly originated on
>>220505143prime moniker is ancient, goes back to tos days. inconsistent but mostly means that's where the seat of government for that culture is located when it's not the place of origin for that species. fits for Kazon and Hirogen I guess
>>220505159It was never supposed to be like an American highschool with varsity jackets and jocks vs nerds. And people who were accepted by the acadamy weren't their against their will. In fact, they were the brightest minds of their generation.
>>220505207Very emblematic of the post-Cold War UN peacekeeping era of the 90s
>>220505207spock is the first alien serving on a human starfleet vessel, no word about being the first ayy in starfleet. vulcans at that time used to go for vulcan science academy vessels, humans are stinky and illogical monkeys and hard to serve with to them.
>>220505285yes it was. did you even listen to anything picard, sisko, b'elana and so many others talked about when reminiscing? did you watch the fucking episodes that deal with starfleet cadets directly?get the fuck out of here, fake trekkie
>>220505159>>220505207>>220505299Actually correction, I forgot in a later S2 or S3 episode there's a ship crewed entirely by Vulcans or something, forgot about that. But it's just mentioned offhand and they're never shown.
>>220505328I was a campus for young professionals. Enlightened people from our perspective and not some beer bong party possy
>>220505330the vulcan science academy is mentioned multiple times. go watch tos seasons 1 and 2 again
>>220505355utterly wrong. again, go watch some sisko and picard episodes dealing with the topic. it's an elite academy, not some military bootcamp, these people are expected to study a wide range of topics to serve as enlightened members of starfleet. the comparison is Harvard, not whatever joyless community college you attended.
>>220505362I know what that Vulcan Science Academy is but that's not what I'm talking aboutIt's the USS Intrepid, it's a Starfleet vessel, same Constitution class as the Enterprise actually, which implies that these are other Vulcans serving in Starfleet even though they say clearly in TOS S1 that Spock is the only one.
>>220505393>harvardWest Point, you mean
>>220505414they state that spock is the first to serve among a human crew, that's all
>>220505443Yes but then we never see anyone but human beings wearing Starfleet uniforms for the entirety of TOS. There is a very strong implication, aside from the Intrepid, that Starfleet is pretty much entirely human.
>>220505435decidedly not, gene roddenberry wanted to stay away from military organizations and showed us a world of science and enlightenment. West Point is for soldiers, the first analog we got for that is the War College from Starfleet Academy.also west point has varsity jackets and students having fun
>>220505285Was Picard disappointed when they didn't play any of his "classics" on various campus parties?
>>220505469>There is an implicationno there isn't. the species are divided by crew for lore reasons based in budget constraints. the fuck are you even arguing, retard? go watch it again and report back once you did.
>>220505482Yeah, no, this is big fat cope and Roddenberry contradicted himself all the time.Gene Coon is more responsible for most of Trek's world building than Roddenberry.Anyway, First Duty clearly shows that the Academy is military, multiple episodes from Court Martial to Drumhead show that Starfleet does not answer to civilian courts but to special military ones, etc, and even if Roddenberry said explicitly 10,000 times that Starfleet isn't a military, it's ultimately semantics. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, etc.>the war collegeDoesn't exist, NuTrek isn't canon.
>>220505542>the species are divided by crew for lore reasons based in budget constraintsSource?This was never said by anyone ever, and again, nobody is EVER shown in a Starfleet uniform in TOS that is not human other than Spock. Not on the Enterprise, not on other Federation ships, not on starbases.Maybe you need to watch again, NuTrek faggot lol
>>220505548so Gene Coon, the borderline hippie, wanted starfleet to be a military organization?lmao, cope nigger. last (you)
It's extremely retarded for humans and aliens to be using early 21st century Earth American slang in the 32nd century.
>>220505597forp bogos binted?
>>220505582Coon was raised in a military family and served in the US Marine Corps in WW2, NuTrek faggot. You have no idea what you're talking about. He appreciated military discipline and structure even if he did not agree with the US military doctrine during the Vietnam era. He created the Prime Directive by the way which is not a "borderline hippie" principle in the slightest.Now, go back to spamming your little cope webms for attention. You've shown that you just get BTFO when you try to actually discuss Trek with the big boys.
>coon was a militarist because [THE LITERAL REASON HE WASN'T]rofl
>>220505702can you make him blue? it would be more aesthetically pleasing.
>>220503923Kids are a pain to work with. Both legally and personally. Alexander was never going to get much to do.
>when you ask Grok for answers for your Trek discussion and get BTFO by someone who actually knows what they're talking aboutKWAB
>>220505745Really? Seems like a blast
>>220505734
>>220505770DS9 somehow having better fight choreography than Stranger Things and The Boys.
I don’t understand what you two are arguing about.
>>220505770i'd watch a whole episode of WWE style fighting with jem'hadar hitting cardies with stone cold stunners n shit
>>220505814we ain't arguing. dude needs to prove that everything nutrek is bad to feel anything. he's depressed, doesn't feel joy and chose star trek as a release valve for his personal degeneracy. drawing lines in the sand and declaring himself an expert makes him feel in charge of something.
did they explain how the fat black broad is playing a klingon jem'hadar hybrid when the jem'hadar didn't procreate
Our argument had nothing to do with NuTrek, faggot, I just figured out I was arguing with the retard who knows nothing about Trek and spams the thread all day about halfway through the exchange and started calling you that.And now you're crying and boohooing and projecting and spamming the thread even harder because somebody dared destroy your AI generated responses with actual knowledge of Star Trek. Wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>220505894not yet. it's the 32nd century, Jem'Hadar probably got saved by some federation doctor giving them reproductive capabilities like the Mass Effect Krogan storyline.
star trek sex with tom and harry
Real trek is based
>>220505894What our pathetic NuTrek spammer meant to say is: no they never bother explaining anything or even acknowledging that it makes no sense.Her character is "loud-not-black-woman-who-screams-a-lot" and it never gets any deeper.
luv the doctorsimple as
>>220505794that's a sexy sexy cat i want to sex that sexy sexy cat
star trek sex with Kira from Emissary with the weird hair
>>220505794why are they so penisy
>>220505966wow this show looks so horribly cheap, that shot of the shuttle over the water looks like a game from the 2000shave we seen that species of alien before? she's cute at least. nice smile.
>>220505969 ⟒ ⟟ ⊑⟒ photos printed ⟟ ⊑⟟ ⊬ ⋏ ⟟ ⟊ ⟟ ⟟⋏⟒ ⟒ ⊑⟟⋔ ⋏⟒ ⋏ ⟒⟒ ⋏ ⟒⋔⟊⟟ ⟟ ⊑⋔⋏
>>220506022hhhnnngggghhhhh
>>220506018not named, similar to pic related from star trek beyondcgi can be hit or miss, i generally like it precisely because it's less flashy than discovery
>>220505801
>>220506105Bajoran men are fucking pussies
>Soprano Jamie Groote appeared as a singing alien in Season One, Episode Two, performing Papageno/Papagena and Marzelline/Jaquino duets alongside Robert Picardo as The Doctor.cool mask
>>220506161this looks like some shit you'd see on Face Off. and then Michael Westmore would come in and say it's dumb looking nonsense
>>220506161>prosthetic covers everything but the face>mask
>>220506161Nutrek confirmed to be Kelvin timeline non-canonphew we dodged a bullet here
>>220506105Meanwhile The Boys has 10x the budget and all its fight scenes are people smashing each other into walls for a couple of minutes. Mogged by a 30 year old show without even a BD remaster.
>>220506217sounds like one of these shows had people working on it who cared about the craft
look at them rotating in angersomeone likes a thing they don'tinconceivable! how dare i not respect their authoritay?!?!
i respect the authoritay of Narbag Timtam
star trek podcast with tom and harry
>>220506285Shouldn’t there be thousands of niggas that look like the doctor in the future or did he just stop caring about liberating his alpha quadrant brethren (like the LLM he is)
>>220506302I listen to a podcast called Newbie Star Trek about millennial film school grads getting into Trek for the first time. My God, I thought /trek/ had the most retarded takes. You’ve all been upstaged.
>>220499655How do you do it every time, I'm in awe
>>220506326they'd have to reach sapience before any "liberation" to make sense and we were never shown that. there's other automated holos but only the doctor and sam are sapient so far.could be part of some storyline in season 2 if they get to that but why bother, there's big constraints in place considering the doctor is played by an aging human actor.wouldn't be the first storyline we never hear about ever again
>>220506393it's not really every time, sometimes i'm not around. but most of the time I am
>>220506442Nutrek is so ugly.
>>220506385>I listen to a podcastyou have no grounds to call anyone retarded
>>220506385well what are some of these takes? I'm morbidly curious.
>>220506442The doctor speaks as if they’re already sapient when he mentions them. He’s a hologram racist. Some matrices are more equal than others
>>220506442what's that ugly tranny doing thereis that the target audience
>>220506442>troons still not passing by 3100 AD
>>220501628Bro's head is an egg
>>220506490the doctor has a lot of questionable takes>495>4422ez, rumpelstilzchen
>>220506442I’ve been to regular nightclubs that look more sci-fi than that. It looks like a humble drag queen bar in current year.
>>220506467They chop up their shows into YT Shorts if you want to search for them.But they seem to judge TNG and DS9 by modern prestige TV standards instead of enjoying them as a product of a bygone error. For example, they thought Masks and Genesis were serious pieces of television instead of silly genre episodes.
>>220506490>>220506522STOP SAMEFAGGING YOU FUCKING ACKSHILL
>>220506540i own two that look more sci-fi. star trek is best when budgets are low, this is a return to form for me. just a square hall, some set dressing and creativity
>>220506568youre the problem
>>220506583wrong again :3y u so obsessed wit me?
>>220506385>podcastok>about millennialyou've lost me
>>220506591lel this is like that SG1 episode where they satirize a 'teen reboot' of Stargate
>>220506495It is now
>>220506442This makes no fucking senseThere's a copy of the Doctor that was sent home in VOY and would've arrived by the 32nd Century but the retards who make your god awful bastardized shit show don't watch Trek so they had no idea of Living Witness or its implications
>we want the holiday special audienceyou said TNG wasn't gay
>>220506659ok
>>220506659Living Witness accidentally disproved the lollocaust
>>220499648Imagine, if you will, the cold calculus of someone who elects to extinguish a life before consigning that same person to the void of a shuttle bay - what malignant logic permits the taking of breath and the denial of an end earned by gravity? To kill a man and then hurl him into space is not merely an act of cruelty; it is a profound betrayal of reason, a contemptuous inversion of consequence where murderless punishment would suffice, and where the dignity of death - however imposed - is stolen twice over.
>>220506677That's a completely different phenotype. Do they think we are stupid? SAM looks more like an ogre with Asian eyes, while the kid looks more like a standard Bantu.
>>220506712why is she being given the Official Bajoran copy (?) of the book Jake began to write while under the influence of that cougar vampire alien
>divine laws are simpler than human ones>which is why it takes a lifetime to be able to understand them>only love can understand them>only love can interpret these words as they were meant to be interpretedThank you, Avery>>220506762stay made, chud>>220506769Dax gives it to her
us all, irrevocably
>>220506818>stay made, chudkek the nutrek poster is a jeet as well
>>220506818Why would people need to fly anywhere when you can't buy anything?
he glitchin
>>220506818>Dax gives it to her>Daxthat fucking thing is not a Dax
>>220506851>i must consooooooomnigger
>>220506881because she's black?
>>220506890Honey, I gotta go fly to work. I do it for free
So is Trek every going to be about the future again or are we stuck in the TOS era forever
>>220506913because it's a cardassian mutt
>>220506927Why are stuck in the TOS era? Currently Star Trek isn't stuck anywhere
>>220506914congratulations, you missed the point of star trek>>220506927star trek is over for at least another ten years. no more movies or series planned
>>220506583
>>220506947sounds like exactly the type of host dax would be interested in to me. old man always had a sense of humor.
>balding negress tawny newsome self inserts as dax
>>220506733>accidentally
>>220506970how much are you getting paid per post? 2 shekels? 4? fuckwit
>>220506988It's like if Rick Berman wrote himself into Enterprise as an actor to play a time-traveling Kirk or something
>>220506871
>>220506951Maybe paramount should sell it to Japan =)
>>220506988bad news, sisko and worf are black too, so are geordi, tuvok, uhura any many more. star trek is not for you>>220506997making you mald and seethe and stamp your feet in impotent rage is all the motivation i need :3
Trek generals have gotten worse since ACKspammer's arrival. Maybe we should talk to the dean
>>220506997He gets paid nothing. Plus, he's having a particularly bad melty tonight because he got BTFO about Gene Coon and aliens in Starfleet earlier.
>>220507127it's the uss chinese cartoon homageMiyazaki must be rolling in his studio
scans indicate the entity has lost interest
picard reading list. i have most of these in the lib, gonna put together a dedicated starfleet academy shelf this weekend
>>220507813
test
>>220507843neat, thank
>>220507843>landing the ship in that canyon where they fight in Dragonball Z
>>220507813>>220507843Supposedly warp coils are insanely heavy but I remain unconvinced that Voyager wouldn't topple forward when It's landed
>>220507033>bad news, sisko and worf are black too, so are geordi, tuvok, uhura any many moreThere’s black and then there’s early human ancestor
drawing lines in the sand as if they meant something
>>220508122The line must be drawn HERE. This far. No further!
Let's watch "Far Beyond the Stars" (Season 6, Episode 13) of DS9 to see what Trek thinks of racism>>220508155kek
>>220505297Based 30 Rock reference.
