>From the team that brought you “Why is Snow White Latina?,” “Why are there Black people in ‘The Rings of Power?,’” and “Star Wars has gone woke,” comes the latest online onslaught>These culture warriors have been led to battle by their own personal Agamemnon, Elon Musk, who’s never found a transgender person that hasn’t driven him mad (even his own daughter)>the arguments levied by Musk and his fellow trolls do not hold water — or, as another bard once wrote, they are nothing more than 'a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.'https://variety.com/2026/film/opinion/the-odyssey-elon-musk-diversity-christopher-nolan-lupita-nyongo-1236747945/
>>220499773That's nice but Nolan is still a hack and I'm not watching this slop.
>>220499773>Highest grossing movie of the year is girlboss peach with Brie Larson woke queen>Devils wears prada 2 box office success despite the fact they cut Sydney Sweeney>MAGA Sydney humiliated in euphoria>woke true detective season 4 was a critical and commercial success>Sophie Turner as Lara Croft>Black helen of troyWokeness has won
Buy a fucking ad>this shit ass shill thread will get 100+ repliesNuke the board
just remember: while all regular people wil be watching Odyssey at their local cinema day one and playing gta6 at launch pathetic terminally online losers will be here seething about them while thinking that they are somehow smarter than everyone elseget a life
>>220499878>STOP TALKING ABOUT NEW MOVIES ON THE MOVIE BOARDI will never understand this logic
>>220499887Yep, same reason Devil Wears Prada 2 is making bank while noone here talks about it
>>220499887Really? I mean the world cup in july and Nolan is alienating his audience aka men with this woke shit.
>>220499773>From the team that brought you “Why is Snow White Latina?,” “Why are there Black people in ‘The Rings of Power?,’” and “Star Wars has gone wokeDamn, this team don't miss huh.
>>220499976I mean he's really only alienating autists
>>220499773Wildly inaccurate is retarded rightSo they just accuse the critic of what they are being critiqued for?They are saying the odyssey casting is inaccurate so they call Elon inaccurate? Yo fuck these peopleI hope they get shot in a mass shooting
>>220499773It feels good that people are finally waking up to the fact that Nolan makes retarded slop. I've become wearied trying to explain to my friends why Interstellar was retarded.
>>220499773What does Elon have to do with this? Since when does he hace an army i thought everyone called him a nazi now
>>220499976Nolan's core audience is literally living 'jaks from Reddit
>>220500071Yeah, he has an army of nazis full of browns on his shithole site.
>>220500008>autistsso he IS alienating his audience
>>220500071>What does Elon have to do with this?He recently tweeted about how dumb the movie looks.
>>220499887i didn't have to be terminally online to have a problem with a nigger HELEN OF TROY, enjoy consooming
>>220499976I don't think you understand how small your echo chamber is and how little it reflects the views of actual human beings at large
>>220499773This will be a twist movie where its aboit Travis the time travelling nig poet or something
>>220500071He has a pretty solid echo chamber on X and has been shitting on it a decent amount
>>220500071he dared to share his personal opinion about a casting choice
>>220500106>an army of nazis full of brownsJust say, "Americans" lmao
>>220499976>the world cupno one in the 1st world gives a fuck about soccer faggot we need a firewall for south america
>>220499773>from the people that brought you criticisms of tv/film that ended up being infamous bombsNot sure that’s the own they think it is
>>220500118Until people start refunding the IMAX tickets, I don't think they are too worried. Pre-sales are still strong
how come when criticism is levied it’s immediately categorized as “trolling” fucking retards
>>220499887>playing gta6 at launchDamn, imagine missing out playing with third worlders and turbo normies.
>>220500161so true fellow mutt, we only watch apehoop and niggerball like real americans
>>220499773this was clearly written by AI. It even has the dash.
>>220499773>Elon Musk, who’s never found a transgender person that hasn’t driven him mad (even his own daughter)do these fuckers think this is 2020 and this shit still works. are they going to say criticizing israel is antisemitic next.
>>220500191because being mad that there's a black woman in a movie that hasn't even come out yet isn't real criticism, it's just racial whining
>>220499858>Things that never happenedkek>>220500008>>220500131I don't you understand how small is the woke bubble and how much anyone normal despise your failed ideology
goddamnit, now i'll have to watch it because i hate elon more
>>220499773you know, Stanley Kubrick would never have introduced Africans and transsexuals into the representation of an ancient myth. He loved truth too much for that. And that is why he will forever be a greater artist than Christopher Nolan
>>220500230>leftist pretending to not understand the thing discussedtrite cope
>>220500255yeah sorry I'm not willing to entertain your dogshit about "greek cultural appropriation" or whatever you're pretending this is actually about
>Troon army, assemble! The corporate slop is under attack from the chud mob! You are exactly this easy to manipulate>>220499887Normal people are the ones who elected Trump in 2024 and point and stare at you when you go out in public
>>220500230lol what does whether it has come out yet or not anything to do with it? just because you don't want it talked about doesn't make it not real criticism, retard
>>220500071Nothing. It’s just easier to combat a strawman who is already considered to be eeevil than cope with the fact that a lot of people independently came to the conclusion that this shit lame.
>Musk got so butthurt he immediately started copetweeting by praising a bunch of decades old movies
Exactly what year did the woke standard really come into effect? I’m thinking 2013
>>220499887>Normalfags have shit tasteHuh, never noticed.
>>220500354>just because you don't want it talked aboutwhat makes you think I don't want it talked about? you can say whatever you want, I'm just not willing to pretend it's legitimate criticism.
>>220500317>it not a problem whe we do itkeep pretending, blackwasher bookburner
>>220499855I'm gonna be seeding it, nothing feels better than stealing money from a jew
>Musk so succinctly tweeted, “He wants the awards” with a diverse cast>Oppenheimer had an all-white cast and won a bunch of awardsYou don't hate this piece of shit Musk enough
>>220500414>I’m thinking 2013mre or less>>220500360>leftist meme
>if we pretend the critics come from Nazi trolls it discredits the validity jews are still stuck in 2012 lmao
>>220499887nigger or tranny, call it.
>>220500473>I'm just not willing to pretend it's legitimate criticism.you are not willing to be honest, because you know your are wrong and only here to defend your product
>>220499773Everything wuz always black, indian and/or queer.
what would be the consequences if Nolan didn't cast any diverse actors, would the film even be eligible for an Oscar?
>>220500523if you were honest and just said "I don't like having to see black people in movies, stop casting them!" I would find your position more respectable than this crap where you have to dodge and weave and maintain some kind of plausible deniability even on fucking 4chan
>>220500548No. Every major award comes with a diversity check list these days.
>>2205004142009, once they were emboldened by Obama
>>220499858>>MAGA Sydney humiliated in euphoriaMost Anti-woke people fundamentally reject the premise that general sexualization is humiliating or a negative. That is the POV of radical feminist & old school puritan conservatives.Anti-woke people long for the days era of in your face sex appeal & gratuitous nudity.
>>220500473tranny achilles, nigger helen, literal murderer nigger rapper cast as a bard theo will rap in the movie, “daddy” lines in the trailer, there’s so much more but you’re a stupid disingenuous faggot so why bother
>>220500600Uh no lust is bad and negatively regarded in any sort of moral culture
>>220500473nigger athena
>>220500621sounds good, still going to see it
>>220499858Don't forget about all the male franchises that we made no longer relevant: Star Wars, Terminator, Star Trek, Mortal Kombat, Transformers, He-Man, superheroes and so many more. Woke won, baby
>>220500621>A bunch of minor secondary characters that will have 1 scene max aren't greeks. Therefore this entire 3 hour epic is RUINEDSee I just can't buy into that mentality. like a movie can have bad parts and still be good
>>220499858>>woke true detective season 4 was a commercial successSOURCE?
>>220500663lol you’re paid to be here of course you’ll see it name your favorite film
>220500500here you go, moshe: https://www.oscars.org/awards/representation-and-inclusion-standards
>>220500688how about the deliberate casting choices meant to stir dissent and commentary also, helen and achilles and athena aren’t minor characters you stupid faggot
>>220499773descriptions about his manhood are wildly inaccurate
>>220500710>it's impossible that anyone could disagree with me without literally being paid to do so!low IQ
>>220499887But I’m just doing nothing. You’re the one who seems to be angry about this. Your questionable use of your time doesn’t concern me.
>>220500663Glug glug glug me good goy give me more milky yum yum yum me watchy new thingy because me good goy need to be able to talk about new thingy glug glug glug give me more goy milk yummy yummy yummy
>>220500735no i just think you’ve displayed it that you’re not an organic poster
>>220499887I bet it will do $600 mill at most
>>220500730>how about the deliberate casting choices meant to stir dissent and commentaryhow about supplying free ragebait marketing to a movie that you think is doing this by posting in these threads every day? are you retarded?
>>220500548>Chud conveniently forgetting about Oppenheimer
>>220500683>He-ManOnly the Revalations series and Revolution fixed most of it.The live action movie looks great.
>>220500735but what’s your favorite movie? probably elephant or some other fag shit huh
>>220500154Are those requirements true though?
>>220500753cool, your opinion is extremely important to me, thank you for sharing
>>220500730>meant to stir dissent and commentaryDude the time article had a ton of shit not related to Travis Scott yet that was all people got outraged about. It was a 4000 word article yet people are only talking about 40 words in ithttps://time.com/article/2026/05/12/christopher-nolan-odyssey-interview/
>>220500774They're on the official oscars website.
>>220500759>ragebait marketing on the /tv/ board of 4channel lol
>>220500721Thank you posting shit the Variety article covers, klanny.>Again, two of these standards need to be satisfied for Oscar eligibility. So, you can still have an all-white cast and win Oscars if you satisfy other standards.>And for an example of this, Musk and Co. can look no further than Nolan’s previous film, “Oppenheimer,” which had an all-white cast and took home seven Oscars, including Best Picture and Best Director for Nolan. The film satisfied Standard B by having women as its costume designer, production designer, editor, and head of makeup; satisfied Standard C due to Universal Studios’ in-house apprenticeship programs; and satisfied Standard D because Universal has a woman as its chairman (Donna Langley), a woman as its president of international distribution (Veronika Kwan Vandenberg), and a Black person as its president of domestic marketing (Dwight Caines), along with other women on its leadership team
>>220500785personally i’m still mad travis scott was never held liable for the multiple deaths at astroworld after he instigated the riot
>>220500792you probably post on twitter about it too tbf
>>220500800>klanny.gb2r you stupid faggot
>>220500800Kek so wokeness is officially just checking off token boxes. How much money would you bet that these are the most competent people available, and not just chosen so they can check off some Oscar box.
>>220500771>but what’s your favorite movie?the big lebowski or children of men, depends what kind of mood I'm in
>>220500800Yes so we're in agreement Nolan is doing raceswaps to check off eligibility requirements for The Odyssey.
>>220500328>corporateElon Musk is on track to being the world's first trillionaire.
>>220500809you probably suck dicks for free i don’t any social media interactions beyond this site go cast your aspersions off a building you gay nigger
Well done anon you broke him, jej
>>220500821lol seriously gb2r
>>220500836And you're simping for corporate slop
>>220500861been here way longer than you kiddo
>>220500836Cool, good for him. The money is basically devalued by 1000x since the 1800s, so he's close to becoming the only wealthy person outside of the European and Arab royalty who did nothing for their wealth but slaughter their enemies
>>220499773This article belongs in 2015. Why are libtoids so embarrassing?
>>220500761It is going to bomb bigly (as your pdf in chief puts it) and that will be the commercial end of another franchise for boys. You lose
>>220500820>They hire any Black guy on the streets to be an airline pilot>Trust me, bro
Musk is retarded and has no idea what he's talking about, but the movie is also inaccurate trash and the black casting is absolutely just for virtue signalling and tokenismThere's no need to turn this into a woke vs chud culture war shitfest, everybody actually interested in history and archeology thinks the movie is terrible too>>220500230You don't need to be a racist /pol/tard to see the obvious. Hollywood and other media constantly casts black actors and actresses in roles of historical or mythological european characters, when they'd never do the reverse, and are too risk-averse or research-lazy to do make media featuring actual African history or mythology (which is a shame, i'd be down for something in West African kingdoms)Is it the end of the world that this happens? No. Is it kinda arbitrary that people are freaking out over the few black actors and not the nordic or anglo ones? Kinda, maybe, but at the same time, again, you got to be intellectual honest, it's pretty clear that casting black actors in movies or games like this is something they go out of their way to do (at least some of the time), wheras the casting of anglo, nordic etc actors is just them not giving a shit about who they cast in those rolesAgain, the real takeaway isn't that there's a marxist/leftist woke conspiracy or that there's absolutely nothing going on with casting other then pure merit based hiring: It's that corporations are shallow and want money, and they try to appease progressives and SJWs by casting extra minority actors and characters in media, but they also aren't willing to really put their money where their mouth is and give us actually varied settings and cultural influences in movies and vidya because they refuse to take a risk on any setting that won't appeal to normies or that requires them to do actual research on cultures outside of the West and Japan, so instead they just put extra minorities into those normie western and japanese settings
>>220499855This. I would love a decent version of The Odyssey but this simply isn't it.
>>220500905>capitalizes the BYou lost to Donald Trump three times. Lol
>>220500500The Oscar rules weren't in effect then you retard
>>220499773why isn't Elon funding anti-woke entertainment?
>>220500905President of domestic marketing is a stuffed shirt desk job with a golden parachute in case he beats his wife and it makes the news. Also, how many black airline pilots have you ever seen? Do they outnumber the white ones now?
>>220500862The chud mob simping for trillionaire Musk is worse. They keep reposting the one good scene from Troy 2004 and nothing else.
>chuds win and drive their enemies insane by doing nothing yet again
>>220499773how do i join elon musk's troll army?
>>220499773>Marlow Stern>Stern
>>220500904>It is going to bomb biglyBased on what?
>>220500870not with that taste you haven’t faggot i was here when the pool closed, i was in the snacks raids, you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about little boy
>>220499855fuckin thisNolan is just a NATO propagandist hack
https://strawpoll.com/PKglebJzQZp
>>220500961Money is freedom, Musk has elevated himself to a place where he can voice his opinions without getting canceled. He's an inspiration to us all. Also, you'll never get me to hate wealthy people, marxist trash.
>>220500961>hurrr there’s only two sides hurrrrr
>>220499858>Sophie Turner as Lara Croftnot woke. Still a hot white chick.
What bothers me the most is that the average mycenean warrior was 5'5 but they're casting 5'11 guys.Achilles is the 6'4 guy who was a big guy, but all others should be manlets. That's manlet erasure.
>>220500994damn, there are way more people here than i thought
>>220500994You should include>I DEFINITELY won't watch it at all. The Odyssey was the first real book I ever read, it's got a special meaning for me, I love the story, this GARBAGE is never entering my brain.
>>220500914fwiw, I think token casting when it's done as a committee, studio decision just to increase the commercial viability of a product amongst demographics isn't a positive thing and is only actually seen as "progressive" by literal retards. it's not something I clap for, it doesn't do anything positive for anyone.that being said it's pretty clear nolan is going for a stylized remix of a very old story that's not really attempting to be faithful to the literal word of the original story. I don't think there's anything wrong with this and there are examples of this kind of thing even being done really effectively in the last decade. I don't think nolan is an auteur or anything, but his movies have been "generally" good enough that I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt until I see it.
>>220501017>not wokeyes it is>Still a hot white chick.no she's not
>>220499855>Nolan is still a hackthe consistent take. Nolan has always been a hack beloved by midwits.
>>220500950>Also, how many black airline pilots have you ever seen? Plenty>Do they outnumber the white ones now?I don't care how outnumbers who. There's a pilot shortage right now.
>>220501022There simply aren't enough non-Asian non-jeet non-spic manlets in the industry to have an all manlet Odyssey. Casting token manlets just makes them stick out so it's better to just buy full-sized and pretend they're manlets.
>>220501054Absolutely true. I enjoyed Nolan back when I was too young to know what actual filmmaking looks like. I was amazed by The Prestige when it came out, then years later it was basically amateur hour. Memento is alright I guess, but I think that's more because it has a great cast (of white people)
>>220501017>>Sophie Turner as Lara Croft>not woke. Still a hot white chick.Not even remotely hot enough and even of she was it would still be being made by PWB the pure evil woke trash that helped ruin Dial of Destiny.
>>220501031>it's pretty clear nolan is going for a stylized remix of a very old story that's not really attempting to be faithful to the literal word of the original story. I don't think there's anything wrong with this I do because his stylization is shit. It's got almost no historical authenticity when Bronze Age greece is a cool and underused setting, and even putting that aside the style he is going for looks terrible, uninteresting, and drab
>>220501031yeah it kind of reminds me of the romeo & juliet done by baz luhrmann. maybe ill watch it when it ends up on a streaming service or something
>>220501059You're fucking retarded. End of conversation. No, no, don't start replying..END. OF. CONVERSATION.
>>220501091if you don't think she's hot enough I have some news, you're gay
>>220501017good boyim
>Achilles>Helen of Troy>AthenaThese people aren't real. Not even Gayreeks today give a shit.
>>220501093>It's got almost no historical authenticityso what? like I said he is clearly not aiming for historical authenticity. he turned a poet into a rapper.
>>220499773grrrrr Elon musk is now evil I'm being told grrrrrrrrrr
>>220501157Why even call it The Odyssey then? Just for marketing purposes. Just make your own fucking weird old story set in fantasy land. Don't borrow a bunch of famous names and then RAPE THEM
Even the Variety comments are full chud.Woke is definitely on the decline.
>>220501114>>220501091>>220501045ITT: homosexual men
>>220500940You're going extinct. Lol
>>220501191>Why even call it The Odyssey thenbecause it's still fundamentally that story. there's a million of examples of this, these kind of adaptations happen all the time, why are you pretending not to understand this?
>>220499890this is just a rehash of an old movie tho with a bunch of blacks you can just tell they told Nolan his career would be coming to an end if he didn't cast negroes
where the fuck did this jewish marxist lie that helen of troy and achilles were fictional people come fromdo these fucking idiots think the trojan war happened for no reason
It will pale in comparison to this great piece
>>220500564maybe it's just you who are retarded and can't see the obvious difference between not wanting to see blacks at all and thinking that historical European figures or figures out of a European myth, never historically portrayed and thought of as sub-Saharan black, shouldn't be played by a black actor. either that or you're just disingenuous.
>>220501227Name 10 examples of ages-old orally transmitted Greek historical epics that have been whatever you said like "reinterpreted". You can't. The Odyssey is part of human history, it's unique, and it's going to get raped harder than Ellen Page.
>>220501257I think I've just been here too long to buy into any of the 19 miles of cope that gets shit out on these topics. nobody on this board believes the illiad is their sacred cultural history that must be protected. this is just item #19585 in the culture war that you've been mobilized to care about.
>>220501157Because if you're going to pull from a historical or cultural setting, you should at least put some effort into respecting it and/or doing something interesting with it that plays off it's own concepts, themes, and symbolismYou can take wild liberties, but those liberties should still be clever in how they keep or change specific elements to contrast to still preserve the original iconography and meaning. If you're not doing that then >>220501191 is basically right
>>220501264>an actual, sincere "name 16 example of this" meme in the wild
>>220499773>a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothingPerfectly describes these modern wokeslop "adaptations".
>>220501290Iliad and Odyssey ARE sacred cultural history, though. If they were nigger stories you'd leap to denounce the films if they suddenly started white people. Oral transmission of historical epics are basically GONE except for these few, and now they're getting raped by blacks and hideous trannies and MATT. DAMON. it's a fucking travesty.
>>220500683>if you lose, you win
>>220499773Refute a single argument this article makes, chuddies.You won't, because you can't.
>>220501299>doing something interesting with itI think this is the intent, and whether not what Nolan is doing is "interesting" enough to justify its existence remains to be seen.
>>220501111Croft is suppose to have Hayley Atwell level tits. Turner's are 4 times smaller.She is bony and lanky with broad shoulders.Only thing she has going for her is a decent face, sexy paleness and that 1 muscular pic with the abs.
>>220501264>Name 10 examples of ages-old orally transmitted Greek historical epics>Name 10 examples of something of which only 2 examples exist
>>220501214You're the ones getting vasectomies lol.
>>220501214More white people on the planet than ever but I'm going extinct? Weird cope about losing to Donald Trump three times. Lol.
>>220501343vasectomies are for people who actually have sex
>>220501339Hey I'm not the one who said it's been done, "millions" of times.
Homeric epic will never be your culture, chuds.
yeah this is a shill thread I have 6 posts itt and not a single reply
>>220501387How do you set a stone building on fire?
>>220501331Maybe I just don't know enough about the Odyssey's original themes and motifs but I haven't seen anything that plays off the original poem or Greek or Minoan or Mycenaean elements in clever waysFor reference pic related is something wildly out there with creative liberties that I'd still consider to be sufficiently inspired by the original culture's motifs. There's not even a lot here that it takes from actual Aztec art or symbolism, it's just taking a few things, so i'm not asking for a lot
>>220499858>your accounting of leftist "successes", sirehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
what's the poiint of using this site to promote stuff I'll just steal?
>muh libshit made money this year!!yeah, pull up charts apples to apples to the past or year over yearyour shit is dying and it's like a taxi driver saying he's very successful this year getting $300 in tips when a decade ago he was getting $1000/yr consistentlyenjoy your house of cards
>>220501075aren't actors manlets in general?
>>220500106>internet uncensored>start finding out your views aren't as popular as you think when people who opposed you aren't immediately banned from the platformYou love to see it.
>>220501420what's the point of acting like your opinion matters about anything if you don't have any money to spend?
>>220500071He tweeted about the movie
>>220501387Ancient Europeans were all white before repeated eastern invasions
>>220501441I'm just gonna steal either way retard you can literally just walk into theatres in Toronto no one stops you
The people defending this race-swapping nonsense are the same people who complained about including Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai. Wokies want it both ways, they want to race swap when it suits them, and they want to bemoan white actors when it suits them. Wokies are racists against whites, end of story.
>>220499773Outrage marketing? Really? That's all they have?Guess that confirms that the movie truly is an unsalvageable piece of shit and blaming the chuds for its failure is all they can muster.
>>220501387as a brown I just know whites built all of our shit these monkeys are way too inbred to be doing anything like that, they cant even get running water in my village
>>220501454>wewuz greeks!!no, chuddie. you will never be greek.
>>220501474>the same people who complained about including Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai.I know this movie came out before you were born, but there was very little actual controversy at the time about Tom Cruise being cast in this
>>220501474They'll spout whatever nonsense to dance around the fact that they despise white people and white culture.
>>220501492And you will never be a woman
>>220501511>everything must be recontextualized around my constant racial persecutionI know it's a meme to say this, but you guys are literally just identical to wokeoids from 9 years ago
>>220501500I'm probably older than you, and I know that, but I also know the wokies attacked that film in the years after it came out as being "wrong" to have a white person in it.
>>220501511The Iliad and Odyssey are not "white culture", chud. Why are you so ashamed of your own ancestors that you always have to appropriate someone else's culture?
>>220501530>I'm probably older than youI feel bad for you if so
>>220501326It would have been better to have our woke media make big money and be accepted but erasing cis male entertainment and leaving it commercially dead is still acceptable
>>220501529This movie still isn't getting one single cent from me, wokie. Nor will I even bother watching it for free. I have no interest in seeing human history raped by the British empire yet again.
>>220501474I think both are stupid, though>>220501548>Nor will I even bother watching it for free. I have no interest in seeing human history raped by the British empire yet again.based take but for dumb /pol/tard reasons
>>220501542Kumholea lost
I despise elon and migatards and yet I still think this movie looks like shit. cheap and fake looking sets and costumes, laughable casting, and the precedent of tenet being absolute dogshit. not looking good.
>>220501548>This movie still isn't getting one single cent from meI believe you
>>220501539Where did I say it was? You're not following the post chain very well.
>>220501017>Still a hot white chick.kys
>>220501344>more of us now than ever>but we're still not even a third of the world population at any point in human historyGet extinct. Someone screencap this post and tweet it to Musk. I love seeing that shithead seethe. Lol
>>220499773They openly and directly attack Whites. Then OMG why are you having a "culture war".
>>220501152Even if they never existed, it is still not okay to portray them as niggers. They're figures from a specific culture and must be respected, not corrupted by subhumans. Also go back.
>>220501635>attack WhitesThis is an attack against greeks by whites like nolan
>>220501387The illiad is full of fair haired and bright eyed characters, shitskin. Also the myceneans whose story Homer recounts are migrants from the north. Kys, subhuman.
Niggers don't belong in this movie and the rest of the cast is shit too Only gaycucks defend this slop
>>220499887I won't even bother watching this for free. I'm kinda sad. I would like a good Oddesey movie.
>>220501290lmao 19 miles of cope? it was short and straightforward, the only cope is your strawmen. you know, just because you are a disingenuous liar doesn't mean everyone else is
>>220501604see >>220501209
>>220501704sorry nobody's buying it, feel free to continue your little kabuki show though it is pretty entertaining
>>220501673>The illiad is full of fair haired and bright eyed charactersno it isnt we wuzzing usurper. eukomos does not translate to fairhaired, xanthos is something between chestnut and light brown hair and the only character whose eyes are even mentioned at all is athena. and even then glaukopis could mean both grey eyed and owlfaced
>>220501740Theres the cope
>>220501707>t. simping pajeet retardCan't you at least simp for attractive women who didn't hit the wall with mach 3 speed and whose shoulders aren't wider than yours?If you like to kiss your dad with tongue, don't address my actual question.
>>220501673You will never be Mycenean, whitecel. You are probably as close to the Homeric Greeks as Lupita Nyongo is.
>>220501635it's activism when we do it, chuddie
>>220501746what cope. cope is all you barbarians have been doing for centuries, trying to fabricate an ancient past and pedigree for your race by parasitically attaching yourselves to the ancient grecoroman world and pretending they were ever your kin. mostly by delusional fantasies mistranslation and lies
>>220501643It's being respected by having a good cast of actors.
>>220500106I don't have twitter. I'm pretty sure this movie will be garbage. I enjoyed the Batman movies flaws and all. So not just hating on Nolan. He may have gone full retard though.
>>220501753only a low t faggot would be afraid of a woman with strong shoulders
>>220501795He's coping again
>>220501795attempting to find pride and dignity in some story from 3000 years ago that probably wasn't actually written by your ancestor culture because you're a sad retard that whines on the internet all day will never not be patheticcreate some accomplishments of your own, go live an actual life
>>220501813>didn't address the actual pointSo you like kissing your dad. I get it.
>>220501152It's pretty retarded to believe that Achilles never existed. I'd put money on Lancelot being real as well.
>>220501813>if you don't like women shaped like men you're gaymindbroken cuck
>>2205001900% chance the studios are going to refund all the tickets they bought when that's been how they've been artificially boosting ticket sales for years. It's wild how quickly people memory holed captain marvel where we had multiple theater employees showing entire screenings selling out but with nobody showing up to actually watch the movie.
>>220501902>It's wild how quickly people memory holed captain marvel where we had multiple theater employees showing entire screenings selling out but with nobody showing up to actually watch the movie.it's actually insane how gullible some of you are
>>220501807Nigger actors is not a good cast, jeet. >>220501760>shows mostly white dnaI already am, shitskin.>>220501740No, it isn't. Lying shitskin.
NAGGERS
>>220501927it's actually more insane how retarded you are being right now
this thing is going to flop so hard.
>>220500805these people were subhumans anyway
>>220500785>nigger rap>oral poetryJust how braindamaged is the average american?
>>220502239Anon, Captain Marvel made money because it was coasting off of the Infinity War/Endgame hype and the marketing propped her up as being integral to the next Avengers movie (she wasn't). As soon as she didn't have that her next movie rightfully giga flopped. Same way the second dogshit Ant Man movie managed to pull like 700m in the same period but the third dogshit Ant Man movie flopped. It's not that hard to understand.
>>220499903People are too busy gooning on Sydney Sweeney and making racists threads
>>220502489>It's not that hard to understand.you're right, which is what makes you parading out some bullshit cope even more funny. keep defending those mega corps though and don't bother replying, I'm done acknowledging you.
>>220502704I'm sorry you got fooled by people posting pictures of empty theaters either an hour before the showing began or of a different movie entirely. It may rock your world to learn that people lie on the internet constantly.
>>220499890It's not talking about the movie, OP is talking about a ragebait article. Not the same, faggot.
>>220502823An article about a movie is about the movie tho? Goddamn you guys really have impossible standards
>Dont mind me just pouring fuel on the fire!
>>220503241No its an article about people complaining about a movie which is about a myth which is about a real life event. Understand?
>>220500961Hey they are right. I didnt have a problem with all this until Musk told me to.
>Articles are now preemptively defending the movie Is it really looking that bad for the Odyssey? The most eye opening thing for me was seeing normies making fun of the American accents in the trailer
>>220499887ohhh no im part of le sad losers... noooo...still not watching
>>220499773Crazy how Musk has fallen from grace. 10 years ago he was the next messiah and now he's leading a troll army kek
>From the team that brought you “Why is Snow White Latina?,” “Why are there Black people in ‘The Rings of Power?,’” and “Star Wars has gone woke,”And those all turned out to be such great films...
>>220499773why didn't they just hire greeks?it would have been 100% diverse and everyone would have been happy
>>220499855Listen here chuddie, you're irrelevant & soon to be replaced
>>220499773>Nolanslop>4chaniggers>Women crying about crying>Elon >"Mazlow Stern"The forced drama and shit slinging this movie has caused is pure comedy, it is definitely far more entertaining than this shit movie will probably ne
>>220504187No star power. They hired the bog standard Hollywood stars to draw in the American audience.
>>220499773Yummy yummyGoycattle slop!Turbofag goyim from Preddit that won't watch this shit, and suck they/them troon cock.And Le racist Chuds who won't watch this shit and - rightfully - call it goyim niggerslop.YAY, neither "side" - hapless goyim channeled into proxxy entities by obvious homosexual algo curated influencers - will watch this, and will try to make bank somehow by coming up with the best takes on social media!Nolan is a subhiman for participating in this.YUMMY YUMMY GOYSLOP YUMM!
why do i gotta always be controlled by someone else, i just like to shit on things
>>220499887Holy truthnuke
>>220499887>they are somehow smarter than everyone elseI am smarter than them.
Blackwashing the Ancient Greeks is such a retarded move. Only trooned out Ellen Page playing Achilles will be worse.
>>220504505based
Later on you can use AI to replace the actors that you don’t like. You can even make them all black if you want.
>>220501444That mother fucker!
Calling female Achilles she will be her Achilles heel.
>>220501872>>220501901just say you're gay bro
>>220501387That poor brainlet that made that meme didn't probably know, that classical Greek culture ceased to exist in times of the Roman empire and Peloponnese was raided by Slavniggers not Germs.
>>220501873>I'd put money on Lancelot being real as well.Lancelot was literally invented by French troubadours and didn't exist in the earlier versions of Arthurian myths.
>>220502426The "average american" isn't in charge of a single Hollywood movie studio.Now if you want to talk about the demographic that IS in charge of every Hollywood studio, we can.
>>220499773>(((Stern)))
>>220499773So why are the criticism wildly inaccurate? Maybe you should put the core part of their article in your post because I am not giving them traffic on their site, shill
>>220499773I'm not clicking that, but Stern is one of those names Jews use to make people think they aren't Jews
>>220499773it just doesn't look like a good movie is all UGH i know (i know!!!!) but it just doesn't look like a good movie is all. interesting to watch the lying press try to spin it as nolan's metal machine music however.
>>220505222you're gay bro
>>220499773Just because I agree with Musk that it's ridiculously bad casting that does not make me some fucking fanboy of Musk, he's retarded but so is Nolans casting for this shit movie.Fuck off with this splitting society down the middle for every fucking opinion.
>>220499890you are suppose to receive your viral marketing, see the movie, and then don't talk about it, but maybe see it again
>>220499773Al Nolan does is subversion propaganda for jewlywood now.
Hollywood and the wokes didn't get the memo that the woke is dead.
>>220505539
Yeah keep fighting fake battles with each other about some tv slop while they build data centers that will give your kids cancer, raise the electricity bill by 1000% and poison the water.You really are the kikes favorite golems.
