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>urrgh
>that mcgriddle is really doing it's thing down there
>better wash it down with some popov
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>>220500026
Mcgriddles are fucking atrocious. I had one the other day assuming it was going to be crunchy. Its a fucking package with meat in it. Fuck McDonalds
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>>220500026
How much of an alcoholic do you have to be for your body to kill itself at age 53?
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honestly fat fucking man cheeks twerking
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>>220500378
Hopefully as much as I've been drinking the past whatever number of years.
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>>220500378
Really fucking bad. Like handle a day for decades bad. I know plenty of old dudes that crush 3-4 beers a day, every day, and they’ve been doing it forever and they are still kicking in their 70’s/80’s
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>>220500095
McGriddles are fucking delicious. Had one the other day. It's fucking syrup infused PANCAKES with bacon and eggs. Glorious. Bless McDonald's.
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>>220500095
>Its a fucking package with meat in it
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>>220500026
>Damn, that quarter-pounder is really doing a number on my liver
>*adds 4 shots of vodka to his supersized Coke.
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>>220500472
*pancake
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>>220500026
>Super Size Me, An Inconvenient Truth, and Bowling for Columbine are the biggest documentaries of the 2000s
>all turned out to be complete bullshit liberal propaganda
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>>220500026
he said the popov again!
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>>220500687
what the fuck is liberal about 'fast food bad'?
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>>220500743
Did you watch the documentary? The "healthy alternative" they were offering was his equally drunk wife cooking up vegan meals back home.
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>>220500026
I like that scene where he's lying on his back with his bloated belly out to show how much pain the McDs has put him through.
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>>220500440
3-4 beers a day
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>>220500830
That’s technically considered being an alcoholic.
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>>220500095
phone posters have no valid opinions
you are retards
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>>220500872
If doctors had their way, one beer a day would be alcoholism.
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>>220500378
that's old for alcoholics
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>>220500378
he was fine until the mcdonalds
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>>220500927
okay buddy kek
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>>220500796

Wtf my wife is also vegan and has a hard time not drinking. She took up vaping to lose weight from the alcohol
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>>220500026
How rich was he, to be able to afford eating at McDonalds every day for a month!?
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>>220500378
Normalfags think it's bad when you switch beer to vodka but when you start drinking 80% vodka it gets real fucking bad and fast.
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>>220501018
it was cheap when the documentary was made, that's why the fatfags are so eternally mad.
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>>220500960
https://www.who.int/europe/news/item/04-01-2023-no-level-of-alcohol-consumption-is-safe-for-our-health
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>>220500378
>>220500440
Cobes died in his 30s from boozing hard (and duster) (and gingivitis)
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>>220501106
going through life a sober male, is playing it on hard mode
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>>220500095
Cringe. You definitely decided to get it after seeing my post here saying it was a top 2 fast food item along with the Doritos taco. Criiiiiiinge.
>>220500445
Based!
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>should you eat mcdonalds all day every day
no
>should you lie about the amount of alcohol you're drinking in your supposed documentary
no
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>>220501185
No he poisoned himself with weird seeds his psycho ex sent him
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A hamburger isn't even bad for you if you make it yourself and don't have fries and soda
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>>220500095
I don't think they are atrocious and I am very much not a picky eater but one thing I can't do is mix sweetness and meat, with a few exceptions like breaded chicken (wings, pieces, balls, whatever) and sweet sauce is fine. But pancakes and sausage + cheese eaten at the same time? No. Not my thing.

I also cannot stand breaded beef like country steak or Beef Wellington, or raisins. I had pork schnitzel once and got food poisoning so now I hate that too. Thanks for reading my blog post.
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>>220501293
he was sick before that and the seeds were not consumed
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>>220500445
>>220500472
>>220501234
>>220500892
Riddle me this then. My does no diner ever slapped a pancake on top of a steak or meat patty? Pancakes and meat just arent put together. This is like McDonalds coming out with the McBaconEggo and its scrambled eggs, cheese and bacon in soft serve icecream
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why do people still eat disgusting slimy goyslop, do they lace it with fent
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>>220500892
Haha I bet that dumb photographer is posting from his car and eating mcgriddles haha
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>>220500440
>3-4 beers a day
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McDonalds makes food out of missing people. Remember that next time you line up like cattle in their drive thru
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>>220501730
This post is offensive to native English speakers
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>>220501853
Leave Paco alone, he's trying his best.
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>>220501853
I swear that autocorrect has been hijacked on most people's phones to demoralise them by making them feel dumber.
>>220501866
Go put jam on your Tbone you abomination
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>>220500026
>noooo I'm eating three meals a day for a month as a 6 foot tall 28 year old man I'm literally dyinnnnnng
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>>220500440
>3-4 beers a day
hahaha, you're hilarious. I drink between 3 and 6 vodka cocktails (single shot) per day, then I go home and switch to white claw (3-6 of those depending on the day). In the last 10 years, there might be a combined 30 days where I didn't get drunk. And what's funny is I've tapered off a LOT. you don't wanna see 2018 me. I was drinking a 5th per day.
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>>220501833
Anon we already said we like it, you don't have to guild the lily
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>>220501833
Wouldn't that be pretty easily testable/provable if it was true? There are ways of detecting the protein composition and thus what species of animal a piece of meat came from.
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>>220501185
>>220501293
Have you watched him cook anything? Or even just seen his delivery orders? He ate like he was a 16 year old (which he was mentally) with a crazy high metabolism. His autistic peabrain never adjusted as he grew. He could barely finish his meals once he hit his thirties, but he'd still make the same over-the-top heart attack meals. That's not even counting the booze (which was a lot, but weirdly not much compared to many other functioning alcoholics like Spurlock) and lack of hygiene and exercise.
It's a miracle his heart lasted as long as it did.
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>>220501730
Lil zoomer doesnt kno bout monte cristo sammiches
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>>220502578
Whomst? Google only provided a link to Chuds BBQ, which I assume is on point:
https://www.chudsbbq.com/
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I've never understood the appeal of drinking this much, don't you just feel sick and tired all the time?

Plus you build so much tolerance that the highs aren't even there anymore.
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>>220500472
>>220500095
>fucking package with meat in it
lel, reminds me of the Mad Men thread when anon said "Minotaur Touch" instead of "Midas Touch"
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>>220501956
WHAT A LIFE
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>>220501311
>A hamburger isn't even bad for you if you make it yourself
you're trolling, right? midwits seem unacquainted with the concept of economy of scale. unless you're fucking buying in bulk and eating many, many burgers, it's not cost effective to make your own.
>inb4 "t. poorfag"
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>>220501956
well, that explains the sheer retardation of posts on this board. in addition to the literal jeets, midwits, autists, and lost Redditors, we have proud alcoholics sloshed out of their mind.
who needs trolls and people "merely pretending to be retarded" with such a colorful cast?
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>>220502670
https://youtu.be/7E4StlboB48
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>>220500378
He said he was drinking since he's 13-14.
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>>220500095
yup. quality has gone down and the prices have gone up.
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>>220502948
>sexually abused as a child
>forced into ballet with his brothers
that's rough and would push the strongest of us into early alcohol abuse
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>>220502951
according to inflation:
The Family Dinner Box would be $30.66 today
The Big Mac Meal should have been $9.63
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>>220502688
The highs aren't there, but the alcohol lets you stave off the lows for a while.
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>>220501833
>SAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE BEEF BURGERS
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>he heckin attacked our national treasure McDonald's

>>220502791
That's not even real bread, but maybe you never saw real bread
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>>220502633
I had an excellent Monte Cristo last weekend.
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>>220500440
>3-4 beers a day, every day
That’s hardly alchoholic
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>>220501991
>he thinks these niggers have proof
lmao
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Why didn't his wife sue McDonalds if that month of eating their food did permanent and lethal damage to his organs?
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>>220500440
Holy shit, 3 beers a day? I’d be scared to be in the same room as that man
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>>220503142
that's the meme as it exists, anon. your point is irrelevant to the discussion. whether real or fake bread, making a small amount of your own burgers isn't thrifty.
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if he'd been a massive alco for pretty much his entire adult life prior to the documentary then why did his body only turn to bloated and decrepit shit in the space of the month or so it took to complete his dumb 'challenge'?
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>>220503288
The meme doesn't work because at some point they decided to make the bread and cheese unhealthier than the one that was readily available to buy
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The problem with mcdonalds is that you don’t know what they add to the food
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>>220502791
>beef cheese and white bread
>healthy
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>>220502882
Thanks anon
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>>220503189
BET YOU WOULDNT SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU SON OF A BITCH
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>>220501730
>This is like McDonalds coming out with the McBaconEggo and its scrambled eggs, cheese and bacon in soft serve icecream
Uhhhhh that sounds fucking delicious.
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>>220500796
To be fair she was a dietician herself iirc and she didn’t know he was a bloated alcoholic until a few years later when he was making reality TV. She was going with the vegan diet because it has low trans fats and would’ve been the best thing for him after eating nothing but saturated fats and high salt content meals. This is all of course with the assumption that he wasn’t also being a boozer in between takes, of which no diet can actually help repair the damage of.
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>>220500796
Lush vegans are a funny bit of faith.
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>>220503375
>they decided to make the bread and cheese unhealthier than the one that was readily available to buy
Nigger 9/10 of the cheese & bread they sell at most stores is as bad as the shit you get from walmart- lined with sawdust and filler exactly the same as what they sell to restaurants because they're suppliers for both.
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>>220500026
It really was a different time, a random nobody can make a documentary calling out an evil corporation and it will get distributed and released everywhere with no issue, then we just accept it as truth and not look into the guy at all.

Now Morgan would have a Youtube series making shit up for clickbait and he would have a 900 page Kiwifarms thread. Meanwhile Theroux would make a Inside McDonalds documentary where he just Jew stares at McDonalds employees and does a closing monologue on capitalism and a fragmented working class or something.
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>>220501885
GOOD. Phonephags deserve neither rights nor respect. The bullying will persist until they learn to post well, or kill themselves.
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>>220503455
>The meme doesn't work
>meme
>work
that's on you for taking it literally.
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>>220504355
I'm going to phonepost even harder now, and there is nothing you can do about it.
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>>220505069
No.... NOOOOO!!!
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>>220500026
Sometimes I wonder, what is truly an alcoholic?
Like where's the line?
>only drinking after 10pm, sober all day before
>3-4 nights a week
>5-7 shots of 80 proof bourbon
>been at it for ~3 years
>32 year old, finance drone making alright money
Feels like I'm such a loser and destroying myself, but then I read about drinking a 5th a day. Guess everyone's different, but still.
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>>220505320
it's not binary, there's a gradient of alcoholism.
the fact that you're a "finance drone making alright money" is irrelevant and self-congratulatory. don't fall for the "i'm functional and successful, therefore not a *real* alcoholic™" meme
here's a handy, but not perfect litmus test. could you, without thinking or trying too hard (or playing the "muh social life" card), stop drinking alcohol for the next 90 days?
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>>220505526
>could you, without thinking or trying too hard (or playing the "muh social life" card), stop drinking alcohol for the next 90 days?
Interesting, I've done a month a couple of times just to see if I could, but 90 sounds kind of long. I'll think about it, thanks.
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>>220501730
>Pancakes and meat just arent put together
I don't know anon. Plenty of diners serve pancakes as a part of breakfast dishes which include sausage and/or bacon.
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>>220505570
it's weird. at first the "zero" alcohol drinks help. but then you hit a certain point, where it seems like a gateway back and you want to avoid any semblance of drinking. you find yourself kinda bored and thirsty late at night and then get mad for even considering breaking your streak.
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>>220501106
this joke is funny because humanity spent generations drinking only alcoholic beverages because that was the safest thing to drink.
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>>220505843
>only alcoholic beverages
minimal alcohol content, bro
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>>220505598
You're replying to someone who eats biryani with his bare hands directly off of a cow shit covered sidewalk.
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>>220500026
Have a drink.
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>>220500378
ask onlyusemeblade ayoo
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>>220502951
you can still get the deal on the left but it doesn't come with sodas anymore
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Just ate a Big Mac and now my liver hurts.
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>>220506515
Sad. Many such cases (of enshittification)
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>>220506185
>>220505598
And people tend to eat them separately. Not mixing dinner with desert or breakfast doesnt make me a streetshitter. It makes me a non American who doesn't chortle looking into a bucket of goyslop fusion
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>>220506779
>saar I am not the benchod, you are the benchod
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>>220506791
Eating meat and pancakes together is the White equivalent of a pajeet eating diarrhoea with their hands.
Nobody puts raspberry jam on meat (except you I guess). The fact the McGrittle was discontinued, eventually brought back, and yet is still not popular means I am right and you are wrong. It will be discontinued once again, and you can eat a McMuffin like a normal human being
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>>220506779
>And people tend to eat them separately. Not mixing dinner with desert
>>220506862
>Nobody puts raspberry jam on meat
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>>220500026
Why would he say the specific brand instead of just saying "some vodka"? Does it really matter?
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>>220507331
>my kindle
>saran wrap it
>band-aid it
>grab an uber
>what kind of asia ipad is this
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>>220503022
I'm putting my son through shit like ballet and gymnastics with the express purpose of ensuring he ends up here.
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>>220502791
Nice reading comprehension retard
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>>220506862
>>220506779
>he unironically does not know
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>>220506779
>>220506862
The McGriddle was the ultimate power breakfast when I was in college and working. I'd get my ass out of the house at 5am to pick up some early calls, step out for breakfast, and ask the mickey dee's to make me a McGriddle with a slab of chicken in the middle.
Fucking loved that shit.

Haven't been to a McDonalds in half a decade.
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>>220507411
Does Popov have the same level of recognition as all those brands you listed? I've never heard of it outside of this thread spammer. I'm pretty sure most people still call vodka vodka.
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>>220507519
dammit, Liev
>>220507521
Enlighten me on the subtext I'm apparently missing. The only part I cut was "and don't have fries and soda", since it was irrelevant to the recent meme and overall conversation. Explain how I didn't comprehend. Demonstrate you actually know what that means, and aren't an ESL idiotically employing "lel reading comprehension" like a bludgeon insult simply because it was used against you.
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>>220503362

You can baseline pretty quick if you do a heavy detox. He probably did it for the show to help fake his data, the same way he didn't release his food logs. If he'd have stayed off the booze he might still be with us today.
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>>220507620
Not him, but while your post is discussing aspects of affordability as a response to his comment about it not being "even bad for you," even though "bad for you" is clearly referring to the nutritional aspects of a hamburger. Your image does address the health aspect, though, which is apparently agreeing with what he said.
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>>220507620
>thread about fraudulent documentary built around thesis that mcdonalds is terrible for your health and will kill you if you eat it in excess how they try to market it to you
>anon replies in that same context regarding health implications making the claim that the burgers themselves aren't particularly "bad for you" especially if you stick to the burgers alone and avoid the starchy sugary sides
>go off on a smug tangent about the price of burgers when nobody but you in that chain of replies ever brought that subject up
>spazz when someone makes fun of you for having atrocious reading comprehension and going off on an unrelated tangent
lol
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>>220500472
>McGriddles. It's packaged.
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>>220500026
Chuck Klosterman, reporter for Esquire Magazine interviewed Spurlock for the release of SuperSize Me. He noted when they watched the documentary together Spurlock consumed 4 beers which he noted was strange to do when watching a "documentary" about poor food/drink choices.
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>>220500440
>3 beers a day
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>i took the friday off
>i drank the vodka
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>>220500440
lot of alcoholics in denial in these replies
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>>220508534
>come into designated alcoholic thread
>shocked to find alcoholics present
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>>220507958
The signs were there but we didnt see.
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>>220500026
Eating mcdonalds should result in revocation of an individual's suffrage for the next eight years. Same thing with being fat or littering. Or having a tw*tter account, for that matter.
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>>220501833
I'm pretty sure I ate human meat before. My schizo dad used to hunt all the time and give me big portions of boar and venison. Some of them were suspiciously bigger and different.
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>>220509114
yeah I bet you've eaten some human meat alright
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>>220500026
>last year be 29
>still eat fast food shit and even vape and smoke weed and feel great
>still lean as fuck
>turn 30 3 months ago
>eat anything and I feel bloated and like I weigh 300 pounds
>out of energy
>vaping or drinking gives me headaches out of nowhere
>am falling asleep out of nowhere like I'm a 60 year old grandpa on the couch and waking up 2 hours later thinking I went to sleep for at least 7 hours
WTF is going on? It actually feels like my body is breaking down
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>>220500378
Earthrocker tier
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>>220508534
>in denial
are you retarded?
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>>220507717
Fuck me, you're right. I jumped ahead and ultimately posted nonsense. I should an hero and stop posting in the thread anymore.
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>>220509526
>eat fast food shit and even vape and smoke weed
think i've ID'd the problem chief. just because things dont have an immediate effect doesnt mean its not building towards a debt.
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>>220509526
Change your diet, take daily walks quit vaping, you're 30 years old for Christ's sake.
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>>220500026
All he had to do was say "I am drinking like a super heavy user of McDonald's too" and it would have worked. His experiment was already fucked when he had his rules of no salads, always supersize when asked, and exercise as little as possible. Why lie?
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>>220500095
You're supposed to remove the wrapper before you eat it
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>>220509734
>>220509769
I haven't smoked or vaped since last september, drinking since maybe new years day. I've noticed all this shit happening like around March. I take 1 hour walks from work to my house like 3 days a week and still see 0 results, I still feel fat even tho I'm not that fat
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>>220500095
Mcgriddles are kino, actually thougheverbeit
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>>220507958
I looked up his article
>Granted, it's possible that I'm well suited to this kind of contrived gluttony. For some reason, my body has an unbelievably high tolerance for everything, and my organs seem indestructible. But I still suspect Super Size Me is somewhat exaggerated; if it wasn't, it couldn't exist. You could not sell a movie about eating fast food and feeling fine. And Spurlock didn't just eat; he gorged himself at every possible turn. He was ramming down five thousand calories a day. He was eating unreasonably on purpose. But when I pointed that out, he implied that I was missing the point.
>"Someone else asked me about that," he said. "And he argued that if you ate nothing but broccoli for a month, that would make you sick, too. And that's probably true. But you know what? Nobody is telling you that broccoli is a meal. McDonald's is trying to convince people that their stuff is a legitimate meal, and that you can eat it every day."
Pic related, a McDonald's ad from over 15 years prior to Spurlock's "documentary." The joke in the WKUK sketch about the whiskey company saying "no it's not you shouldn't do that" was real holy shit.
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>>220509799
it's not really an experiment if a five minute conversation with a dietician can tell you exactly what the result will be
more of a publicity stunt really
and it's not really a documentary if the premise is built on a lie
again, publicity stunt
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>>220501185
He also cranked tobacco like a ritual, ate actual pure fucking slop, and was insanely lethargic.
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>>220500026
No one has ever died from eating too much fast food.
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>>220501730
>McBaconEggo and its scrambled eggs, cheese and bacon in soft serve icecream
Hol up let him cook
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Bubbly > Lacroix > Pierrie >>>>> Waterloo.
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>>220509872
>it's not really a documentary if the premise is built on a lie
To be fair, most documentaries are straight up propaganda. What was the last good non-Herzog doc that didn't try to push some base political garbage?
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>>220503362
He was probably drinking at levels his body had developed a tolerance for and then as soon as he started the challenge he realized he had the opportunity to really go ham and make a more interesting movie.
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>>220500026
I see this post being made frequently. Can I get a qrd on this?
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>>220510160
he was a raging alcoholic when filming the documentary but never mentioned that fact, instead he blamed his poor health entirely on fast food.
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This could've been a way better doc if it focused on why people think slop is good breakfast food. Breakfast is the greatest of the three meals in its simplicity. Limited ingredients, simple cooking techniques, something amazing. And yet people think garbage like McGriddles is good. You only need a few things - bread, eggs, cheese, meat, butter - and you can make something world's better than the corpo sysco syscrap out there.
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>>220510160
>guy makes documentary of eating only Mcdonalds for a month
>Fails to mention he was a raging alcoholic.
>Blames many of his alchy symptoms on the food
The funniest part in retrospect is how he'd go for check ups and the doctors would go "wow your symptoms sure do look a lot like those of an alcoholics!".
There's a whole generation of anons who had to watch this in school(me included) so we enjoy acknowledging what total bullshit it was.
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>>220510221
Booty
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>>220510221
>You only need a few things - bread, eggs, cheese, meat, butter
where are the fruits and vegetables?
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>>220510606
BOO THIS MAN BURN THIS HERETIC
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>>220500095
Chicken McGriddle is fire
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>>220503455
Let me guess, you think margarine is healthier than real butter lmao
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>>220501956
bro seriously keep improving and stop drinking the body has thresholds for disease and it's very difficult to recover once you pass them

do your best much love
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>>220500026
Anyone know how this guy is doing?
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>>220510034
My mom would constantly bitch at me whenever I bought cheeseburgers. nevermind my brother who's a fat fuck yet she didn't say shit to him while he stuffed his face with doritos
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>>220507331
Because drunks like to think they like a specific brand of vodka, rather than just admitting they're drunks. Admitting that vodka is interchangeable would be far to much self awarness.
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>>220511217
>vodka is interchangeable
i don't drink spirits any more but stoli and russian standard are 100x better than smirnoff
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>>220510988
I appreciate it. I know full well I'm an alcoholic. I've known that the entire time. I just wanna get to the point where 2 drinks a night is enough to suffice. The psychology behind my consumption is rooted in a fear of abandonment. I never want the party to end. I was always the guy that wanted to keep the good times going. I always wanted my friends to hang out just a LITTLE longer to prolong the fun. I've come to recognize the detriment that it's caused in my life. I became Gary King. I'm trying to repair, but I've spent almost as much of my life drunk as I have sober. It's all about the little wins, I suppose. Haven't had a cigarette in a month. Feels good. Pray for me tho, no joke lol. I'm dying.
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>>220507331
>he doesn't know
Popov is a bottom of the bottom shelf vodka. It's the kind that only comes in plastic jugs with the most generic label you've ever seen in your life. The primary customerbase of the stuff is street shamblers buying a flask worth at a time with their panhandling proceeds and crippling alcoholics who exclusively buy half gals. The kinds who have to down a glass of liquor first thing after waking up to suppress the shakes from the alcohol withdrawals that are beginning to set in from the 5 hours of sleep they just had. Popov is to vodka what black velvet is for whiskey. OP picked popov rather than svedka or stoli or absolut to really drive the implication that spurlock was an out of control dirtbag alcoholic.
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>>220511594
youre right but my grandma has bought it the last 10-15 years because she doesn't wanna be alive without my grandpa who died from cancer when i was in high school in 2008
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>>220511484
you're not alone. don't smoke cigs. maybe one or two a year at max. find other hobbies besides drinking. Did you know that the model gundams or model trains you made as a kid are still cool? They'll continue being interesting long after you are dead from natural causes after a life worth living.
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>>220511484
Damn this is the most interesting blog I've read in months. Where can I subscribe?
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>>220511594
>OP picked popov rather than svedka or stoli
For me it used to be Absolut or Tito's
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>>220510034
I literally didn't know he was dead until this post
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>>220509733
Kek, it happens. Your point is correct, though.
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>>220511708
literally real life cause lots of people go through that. Alcohol is the drug to make everything good but everything will be better if you have just a little more, then a little more, then a little more, then a little more, then a little more, then you're completely fucked and tomorrow's responsibilities are not the thing you thought you could get done like you did yesterday. The important thing is keeping yourself so occupied that drunkenness is a incapacitation (it looks that way to everyone else but not to you, as soon as you understand that you are able to recover)
pic related is my drink of choice
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>mcdonalds gave me liver failure
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Egg mcmuffin is the goat mickey d’s breakfast option with a hash brown
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>>220511760
Maker's Mark is pretty good. When I lived in Boston, I saw a MM truck one time with it spelled Makas Mahk or something like that, with a Boston accent. haha, it was ebin.
I went directly to the liquor store and bought 10 bottles that afternoon.
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>>220511833
For me, it's coffee so hot in burns by scrotum satchel.
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>>220511703
>find other hobbies besides drinking
Thing is, I'm actually a pretty accomplished musician. Been playing since I was 13. I've recorded like 7 or 8 albums. I play bass, guitar, keys, harmonica, vocals, etc. I'm just really bad with idle time. It's not for lack of hobbies. A true addict could build model trains or gundams completely shitfaced drunk and/or high.
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>>220507522
I know these shits are processed garbage but I really enjoy them
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>>220510208
>>220510272
Thank you both.
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there's some autistic guy in green bay who has eaten 2-3 big macs a day for 45 years and he's fine
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>>220500378
3.6.
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>>220500378
That's a ripe old age for an alchoholic
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>>220500095
Should’ve got an egg McMuffin. Very inoffensive breakfast sandwich.
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I've eaten a Mcgriddle with a hashbrown and some orange juice as breakfast for years and I feel fine, but then again, I'm not an alcoholic retard, sucks to suck.
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>>220501192
This guy gets it.
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>>220506246
Blade will never die, he's pickled himself with jager dood.
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>>220500687
Don't forget Outfoxed, the documentary that dared to point out that ONLY fox News lies to people.
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>>220501730
>My does no diner ever slapped a pancake on top of a steak or meat patty?
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>>220501036
I read this in his voice, complete with voice cracking. Fucking hell o I am laffin
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How do I not become an alcoholic?
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>>220512701
consider not drinking
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>>220510606
You can survive not eating fruit for your entire life. I don't know what the fuss is about with Americans not eating enough fruit as if fruit is needed when you get good enough fiber and vegetables.
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>>220510078
But what if...I were to destroy my body with alcoholism and disguise it as the consequence my fast food diet?
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>>220512701
abuse opiates
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>>220512732
It's to help get enough vitamins I guess.
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I think he knew that he can leverage his alcoholism with taking down the reputation of fast-food because to him it's a good cause despite not portraying it accurately. It's the modus operandi of American counterculture like Peter Coyote and Abbie Hoffman. It's like the old leftie saying, "There are no bad tactics, only bad targets".
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>>220500095
I hate almost everything on McDonald's menu, but McGriddle slander will absolutely not be tolerated. That's the single GOOD item on their entire menu. And fries, I guess.
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>>220512732
You can also survive not having sex for your entire life. Doesn't mean it's a good idea to abstain. I'm not talking about mere nutritional survival, but balance and fulfillment, anon.
Eat some damn fruits at breakfast.
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>>220500095
>it's a fucking package with meat in it
Are you just now learning what food is?
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https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/popov/
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>>220512938
Sex is not on the same level of food. We're discussing food as a nutritional value. And fruit is completely an optional food unlike what people have been led to believe as a staple diet. What you need are vegetables.
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>>220500378
53 is good for an alcoholic, but it is close to Russian standard.
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>>220500026
In the beginning the doctor asks him "anything else I should know about?" and Morgan says "Nope". That was the perfect time to mention he drinks a fifth of vodka a day. His vegan gf was worried about him eating a burger, but had no problems with alcohol.
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>>220513053
Vodka is vegan and thus healthy you fucking philistine
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is there such a thing as an alcoholic who is fun to be around? I've wanted to strangle every alcoholic I've ever met with my bare hands
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Stop fucking posting the same exact shit over and over again you autistic sperg.
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>>220513053
Alcohol is basically a byproduct of yeast eating fermented simple sugars.
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>>220513094
Why are you hanging out with hard drinkers then? Homeless people menacing your bus stop as you commute for minimum wage doesn't count, retard.
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>>220509526
Most of the major fast food places in the US are doing a speedrun to the bottom. For example, Mcdonalds and Chickfila both switched the canola oil (rapeseed oil) just because its cheaper. That shit was machine oil only up until recently when they figured out how to genetically modify the rape plant to not be so poisonous.
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>>220513119
>Why are you hanging out with hard drinkers then?
because my family's cursed with several of them
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>>220501730
>Pancakes and meat just arent put together
Now I hope you feel stupid you fucking jeet faggot.
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>>220512547
The fact that you saved and then posted that image indicates you have brain damage
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>>220506149
yeah: meads and bears
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>>220501106
>Mediterranean wine niggers block your path but not their arteries
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/12/241218132207.htm
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>>220513005
>moron (deliberately?) misinterprets analogy to pretend to win internet argument
Sad. Many such cases
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>>220512809
That is true, you wont care about drinking, eating, or really anything if you have a steady supply. You wont even care about sleeping indoors
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>>220512938
>I'm not talking about mere nutritional survival, but balance and fulfillment
So much this. Apples and blueberries give life purpose.
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>>220510785
Spokesgirl for explosive diarrhea
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>>220500378
Not too bad to be honest. I knew a guy from my archery club that drink himself to death at 40. Roger the plumber. may he rip.



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