Why did he desire to speak with Gandalf so muchly?
>>220500639the balrog of morgoth
>>220500711You can say that again!
>>220500639He was the Balrog in disguise
>>220500639Gandalf owes him 5 bucks, or, uh, I mean 5 gold coins.
>>220501112big if true!! can any true American patriots fact check this?
>>220501128Holy shit so that's why Gandalf faked his own death! Haha you sly dog!
>>220500711>>220501010Was there ever really any risk of an attack on Lorien by the balrog of Morgoth? Surely, he would have quailed at the thought of going toe-to-toe with Galadriel.
>>220500639why didn't Gandalf just fly the Eagles out of Moria?
>>220501300it's hard to picture a balrog (of morgoth) stomping through Lothlorien with the sun shining through the leaves
>>220501138I checked, he is not. You can always make a conspiracy theory that he is
>>220501300He would have wrecked Galadriel
>>220501692the sky would have darkened in his presence
>>220500639TELEPOOORNOO
>>220501692Do you even Silmarillion?
>>220502370YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH THE LADY OF THE WOOD IS WORTH MORE THAN ALL THE PRECIOUS STONES UNDER THE MOUNTAINS YOU STUPID ASS FAGLORD
>>220502555Uh oh tranny melty
>>220500639Cause Gandalf was an angel sent by Iluvatar to keep inhabitants of Middle Earth from progressing. He wanted to know how his work was going.
>>220502568More like Gimli melti
Stupid fat hobbit
>>220502770>Gandalf was an angel sent by Iluvatar to keep inhabitants of Middle Earth from progressingWhy is this "kino" when it's lord of the rings, but when they do it in Gor, suddenly it's "fetish shit?"
>>220503497wtf is Gor and why would that be fetish shit?
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARDISEN GARDISEN GARD
>>220503573>wtf is Gorlmao
>>220503671d-don't laugh at me
>>220503704Houseplants of Gor is a 4chan classic.
>>220503497Maybe because Gandalf isn't dressed like thisDon't give McKellen any ideas tho
>>220504032>Don't give McKellen any ideas thoOh. Colbert will do that
