Who would you have casted as Helen of Troy (formerly Sparta)?
>>220502577natalie portman 15 years ago
>>220502577>shavedWomen shouldn't shave their pitsfact
>>220502577lupita nyong'o
>>220502577Klelia Andriolatou
>>220502618Odyssey is set 20 years after Paris hooked up with HelenEven if she was 18 years at that time, she'd be closer to Hershlag's current age during the Odyssey
As a proud American I would want them to cast a big fat black transfolx
>>220502577>Helen of Sneed (Formerly Chuck)
>>220502577I would go full 2000s and cast Eddie Murphy in all the roles
>>220502577Ez
>>220502577
IRONICALLY Rosario Dawson, not she was ALREADY in Troy being fantastic; but she's been drop dead gorgeous for a while.
Celeste Dalla Porta
>Hershlag of Troy
>>220502577idc, post more of those pits
>>220502642mid
The most beautiful woman in the world.
>>220502800Ma'am this isn't the thread for posting live action Dr seuss characters
>Hi, I'm Helen of Troy McClure.>You may remember me from such Tik-Toks as "Where did the Hanta virus go?" and "This common household item will make your scrotum shine"
Someone with hairier pits.>>220502629Based.
>>220502618They already got jews playing agamemnon and menelaus so why not
>>220502846Maybe 15 years ago...
>>220502843maybe on planet retard
Demitra Sealy
I go to war for she
why even cast her? film her in a way we only see her robes and show people reacting to her, let the audience imagine the most beautiful woman
>>220503119this is the only correct answer
Hilary Duff
>>220502645Girls would be married at 14 in those times
>>220502629why
Gal Gadot would have worked. Its not like she has to say or do much either, just look good.
Elena Kampouris
>>220502800jeet
>>2205025772000s Jennifer Connelly
>>220503291>>220503309she's a mutt
>>220503291>>220503309she looks too germanic
>>220503321Very original
>>220503432she's a mutt
>>220503470tks
>golden hair>dark blue eyes
>>220503523>she's a mutt
>>220503632She is, she's half-Icelandic, half-GreekMutt
Helen literally only has a cameo in the Odyssey talking about how much she missed married life and household chores. She isn’t even a character with a personality apart from being Menelaus’ wife. Since she’s also older since we’ve seen her in Troy, I’d cast Abella Anderson
>>220502577Ever Anderson
>>220502949kek
>>220502645i dont care about the number i care about the looks
>>220502577Samara
>>220502650Nolan pls
>>220503119Anon, you can't let the audience think, or expect them to
>>220502629Pussy? Yes, but women SHOULD shave their pits.
>>220502577I would not show her face, just the back of her, so that female watchers could project onto her
Pic rel could pull of the role
>>220503432an Amazon or Athena, not Helen
>>220504170Would you show her pits?
>>220503103"A brilliant man would find a way to not fight a war."
>>220504384she's cute
>>220504203Helen has to be beautiful
>>220503291>>220503309*Launches a thousand ships*
>>220502577more like Moby's whore
Rachel
Debicki
>>220504521post it
>>220504521Fuck it I would.
>>220504203>>220504415Jenna Ortega is the most beautiful Latinx in Hollywood
>>220504521She looks like she has a perfect innie pussie if you catch my meaning
>>220504599mogged by granny hershlag
>>220504441But she said that she only hung out with him.I can't blame her for lying.He's talented but a very cringy person.
>>220502629literal faggot
>>220502577why daisy ridley obviously
>>220504657We don't sign our posts here
>>220502642very prettywould see movie just to see her/10
>>220502812>natalie of palestine
>>220502985gorgeous
>>220504607uhhhhhhhhhh, anon…
>>220504741why isnt the cross burning her???
/tv/ has been dead for years
>>220502577is she a major character or just someone there kinda of thing? If Nolan wanted diversity I'd have cast Ella Balinska. Shes majestic and beautiful and would be very striking in the role
>>220505059Fag
>>220502800>>220502949>>220504203>>220504515>>220504521>>220504683>>220504778Best picks
>>220504384>>220502846>>220504282>>220504500Good choices
>Granny of Troy
>>220505849
Xochitl Gomez or Francesca Capaldi
>>220505849>>Granny of TroyIn the Odyssey, Helen is already in her forties.
>>220504384He got the Troy part covered.
>>220506069don't forget a big bottle of lub
>>220506486>lubi just have skub though
debra wilson
>>220502629kys
>>220506450kek
>>220502642>fake blondeShit tier.
>>220503575>obvious brown roots>dark eyebrowsThat's not golden hair, that's lies.
>>220504741I'd love to see her DNA results. Jews are so fascinating, where do they even come from?
unironically gio scotti
>>220507380>unc stuck in 2025she's obese now lol
>>220505849>that stomach
>>220507544thats what they look like after moby gets done with em
Adele
>>220502618Jewbis closer than African anyway
>>220507688He's such a dick
>>220507754and how!
>>220504170>>220504170that's actually a brilliant idea. Some nobody supermodel whose beauty is only reflected in the faces of the men who waged war because of her.
Chase
Prime Monica Bellucci
>>220502577>Who would you have casted as Helen of Troy
>>220505849umm...youve got some..oatmeal on your stomach
>>220502577Looks like she should play Smellin’ of Troy instead.
>>220502577Butter
>>220508526Now I’ll watch her movie clips.
>>220502577Not some Harvey Weinstein whore
>>220502577I wanna lick and fuck those pits
>>220502577Diane Kruger
>>220508722>the forehead that parked 5000 ships
>>220508735lmfao I still find her beautiful
HUNTERSCHAFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220508735she does have big forehead but I won't pretend she's not the most beautiful woman who's ever graced the big screen.
>>220508735Would lick, can't deny.
>>220504282
>>220502577Ana de Armas or Emma Myers.
>>220508735t. microcephalic
If some jew held a gun to my head (like they did with Nolan) and told me I had to make her black I'd go with pic related
>>220509169fucking Leo kek. eye on the prize
>>220509406t. roastie cat lady
>>220509652maybe in the 90s or 2000s. she was old in that Wick flick and that was like 6 years ago.
>>220509652>african>mixed african >jewThere are plenty black people in this world why does have to be a gorilla. There is more to the selcetion process then what we are told, it has nothing to do with diversity for sure
Xochitl
>>220508835They already met their troon DEI quota.
>>220510506I’m ok with this
>>220509169the ayyylmao as Pentesilea
>>220502577i would pick Flo :3to make /tv/ bigly mad
zendayuh
>>220504778This, with Denzel as Paris.
>>220502800Helen of Snood
>>220507712who is this bitch?
>>220512362a french ogre mom
This girl...
>>220512382who is this bitch?
>>220512542Adele Exarchopoulos
>>220512616>Adele Exarchopoulosthanks. I got confused by the adele part. Ofcourse I recognize her from turquoise is the mildest colour. very cute.
>>220512616>>220512758>In 2016, she began a relationship with French rapper Mamadou Coulibaly, known as Doums, member of French hip hop collective group L'entourage, with whom she had a son, born in 2017.fucking dropped.
>>220503432>Hera tying her hair back getting ready to distract Zeus by sucking his cock drytrue adaptation of the Iliad when?
>>220504113Just admit you like men.
I was going to post Biel, but this thread seems like bait
>>220503291>>220503309>>220504427I'll launch my dick into her pussy
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7119217/
>>220502577My tongue, Natalie Portman's arsehole>>220502714My tongue, Margaret Qualley's arsehole>>220502800My tongue, Snood's arsehole>>220502846My tongue, Jessica Chastain's arsehole>>220503291My tongue, Elena Kampouris' arsehole>>220503575My tongue, Elle Fanning's arsehole>>220504203My tongue, Jenna Ortega's arsehole>>220504500My tongue; celebrated, beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon's arsehole
>>220502577I would of casted she in actress fame actress for roll
if they're going with a sheboon why not a gook
>>220503428The migratory split in the Yamnaya population ancestral to both Greeks and Germans happened about 1600 years prior to the battle of Troy. That is half the time elapsed from the battle to today.
>>220502577Mutt of Troy
hunter scahfer
Bimbo of Troy
>>220515542sheboon come in varieties and one might find good one. Gook found the most inhuman features and plastered it on everyone above the age of 12 so now all of them are hideous
>>220516011mutts must feel sad. They get mogged by ugliest specimen from both the races
>>220504521I didn't think it was that bad
>>220516682Black women are disgusting and jealous of all other race and mix race women. It's a fact
>>220504384I want lightly tap trannies between legs and watch them roll in agony
Do we know who's playing calypso? or circe
>>220502800Lol
>>220502577bryce dallas howard
>>220505849That's a fake. Right?
>>220504599For a split second I thought that was the man weinstein himself
>>220504631where aer her eyebrows.....gross..so so grossfucking mutant
>>220504683Forehead
>>220510506just imagine the aroma of her ass gas after eating a bean burrito
>>220512852lol, lmao even
>>220504282There was a pic in /hr/ with that bitch and some very disgusting looking hairs coming out of her armpits, I can't unsee that pic now
>>220502577Amy Schumer
