Absolutely soulless.
>>220502620>It's soulless because it just is!Jackass was never good. It's faggotcore faggotry that made men comfortable with faggot shit. This trash homo shit was detrimental to white culture. It enabled faggot behavior. You ain't a man. You're a faggot trying to relive your faggot years. Go watch gay porn fag.
>SNL>soullessNo fucking shit, retard.
>>220502659Me thinks you protest too much, homo.
>>220502620They should have just done a new TV show for recruiting new guys
>>220502710Bam was shoving anal beads up his ass all the time
>>220502794How is that not funny?
Imagine a future where jackass, halo, star wars, Spiderman, and historical epic movies all fucking totally suck and are totally gay and you'll ignore every single one entirely
>>220502620Since when they have blacks and a foid among themselves?
these guys aren't beating the allegations that the only way white people can mess with each other is by shoving things up each others' asses.
bros how are they going to top the WILD fucking chick who put a laser on her tongue? are they throwing bam a frickin bone this time?
>>220502620Yeah, its really a relic of the pre-smartphone era. Nowadays you can easily get 22 or 130 minutes of footage of people hurting themselves of doing zany pranks on youtube or tiktok or whatever. The guys being too old to do physically demanding/risky stunts and the newer, younger people being too timid to do them either is also really dispiriting.
>>220502620The fat on the left will be dead within 5 years
>>220502620Will the woman show her asshole like the guys do?
>>220502620Adding a woman to a group of guys all playing with their dicks makes the vibe weird
>>220502659Calm your tits faggotron
>>220503511I thought bam wasn't gonna be in the new one?
>>220502620Nice to see Stav getting work
Can I ask how people get so fat.I'm a fat fuck, 235, and my diet is horrible and I'm trying to get better, but I legit don't understand how people get up to 400+ pounds
>>220503549>>220503490>>220503292>add female to the cast>no vagina skit>no shoving things inside her>nothing with tits>nothing that could ruin her face either>in fact no danger whatsoever>and not even sexist shit like kitchen stuff>nothing>just a skit about her tongue that's partially insensitive so she doesn't actually feels anything>and the skit ISN'T EVEN playing into that, like stab her or hook her to somethingThis shit was so gay and lame and board approved and safe
>>220502620Why am I there twice?
I have a curious urge to get a long spear and impale the fatty then watch him run around with the spear clean through him trying to escape a maze with the style of architecture pictured, getting trapped in doorways due to his fat and failing to make it through tight corners because of the spear.
>>220503669women fucking ruin everything
>>220503653Its like any other addiction, their brain lacks a regulator that tells them to stop and through depression, delusion and/or stupidity they just keep going
>>220503653>trying to get betterHe's not
>>220502620Jackass was never good
>>220503669>they put a woman in the Jackass castlol really
>>220503725It would be even better if the maze had trompe l'oeil paintings all over it that looked like hallways until he got close and saw the "hallway" was just painted on the wall.
>>220503735Right but I eat like shit with like 2 sodas a day and I often eat fast food and at most I got in my mid 240s, I don't understand how you eat up to 300 even, like unless you're eating fast food multiple times a day, which is expensive as fuck
>>220503649Jesus fucking Christ, it's not him, but not far off either. Nick really should have pushed him harder. He cucked to his absolute worse tendencies.
>>220502620Earth Rocker bros. We won.
>>220503653a lot of it is soda or other sugary beverages, if you're drinking 4 liters of coke a day and zero water you're gonna balloon up
Don't most midgets die before the age of 40? Is Wee Man pulling a Magic Johnson and staying alive by sheer magnitude of his bank account?
>>220502620Is the guy front left trying to qualify for my 600lb life or what? I can't believe he is still alive. Can he even hold his penis when he takes a piss? Doesn't look like it
all the new cast members suck
>>220502620>"Dude this chick they got is awesome and she does hardcore stuff like the rest of them!">the hardcore stuff
>>220503907damn this chick isn't like other girls, she's CRAZY
>>220502659I've never seen someone who so obviously wanted to suck a cock than this post
>>220503835For me it's one litre of whisky
>>220503907Whenever I see this jackass bitch I cannot stop myself from imagining contrived machines to use her pussy/tits in a funny way that will probably end up in a lot of pain
>>220503649>>220503798idk the guys name but he's really just an edgy stav copycat, his thing is doing the type of retarded song parodies stav would often pull during the cumtown days. sings about having a small dick or shitting his pants.
>>220502620>Absolutely soulless.They're Americans. What were you expecting?
>>220503907She's so hot
>>220502620Imagine being Preston and spending your life being the fat guy and then this fucking kid twice as fat as you comes in and disrespects the game with these awful tattoos. You can see the cucking in his face.
>>220503549>>220503669>>220503733I love women, but Jackass is pretty much the single worst thing one can include them in. It was always as "no girls allowed" as it gets, and I don't think I have ever seen a girl who even remotely enjoys it. Even an all-female Ghostbusters crew make more sense.
Its funny how blatant the diversity hire the girl joining the cast was. She has no chemistry with anyone else, and Johnny or Jeff said they just found her stand up on Instagram, probably didn't even know Jacakass.
>>220503907Its funny because they try to make this like some badass stun and that she was going crazy, but in the same skit didn't steve-o get skateboards to the shins
>>220502620When the fuck did they get Hila Klein?
Jackass without a depressive suburban skateboard culture is soulless, completely unrelatable.Fuck niggers.
>>220503795Again, addiction is a mental illness, they just keep eating/drinking/drugging etc past the point where it even feels good, chasing a high they experienced maybe a handful of times
>>220503845No, plenty of them can have a perfectly average lifespan. They might have chronic pain, but if their organs stay healthy they can keep going
>>220502620Midge
>>220504949True. I wish they would have dudes like Ryan Williams and Nyjah as guests and do some cool extreme sports shit. Even dudes like Bob Burnquist, Lasek, Nyquist. Theyre all still in good shape and appear on youtube now and then. That would be sick to see them do some silly shit. Instead its niggers and rappers with extreme overreactions
I loved Bam during the CKY and CKY2K days. Then I remember hating Bam during the Jackass/Viva days because he was always "above" everyone, didn't do certain stunts, cried when tricks were pulled on him, etc. Then I laughed at him for Earth Rocking and revelled in his misery. Now I think Earth Rocking is based and Bam is cool and his videos reminiscing about skating and life now that he's sober is pure kino, and I want all the Jackass dorks except Pontius to get fucked.
>>220505607same
>>220505091I would even say square cube law applies like with dogs and they live longer lives, as there's less mass to recover after injuries and shit
>>220505607I have mad respect for Stevo for turning his life around, he's on an annoying arc of trying to capture attention after being a clown for 40 years and he just comes off as retarded, but I still have respect for his true effort to stay clean (even if it makes him lame)So I would be cool with actually seeing SteveO sit on an armchair in a silk robe on the side of every single skit, just as a testament that he's now sober but also he's there in supportthat would be radBut nothing will be rad with a women on the team that does no skits so
