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Yes, you definitely have AIDS.
>>220502691I've never seen the movie Is it even worth watching?
Never watched it because it has amber turd in it I think and she is just awful in everything.Is it worth soldiering through?
>>220502784She's not in that
>>220502781>>220502784I like the soundtrack of the movie.But the movie itself is kinda meh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpTsMh_mVPA&list=RDCpTsMh_mVPA&start_radio=1
>>220502784Amber Turd isn't in the movie, you're just a retard.But yes.
>>220502781Yeah, it's a great horror comedy.
>>220502824>>220502831Yeah I just checked and realized she is not in it, I am thinking of something elseI was thinking of The Ward
>>220502911Sydney Sweeney is in that
>>220502922Sydney Sweeney isn’t in Drag Me To Hell.
>>220502937But she is inThe Ward
>>220502922>>220502968Really she is sick looking as fuckm makes me feel sick seeing her FAS face, I will defo skip it then.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34160282/Read up, faggots
>>220502691Anyone who thinks hell is an acceptable punishment is not a good person.
>>220502691she tried to humanize a gypsydeath penalty
>>220503174Obviously not what happened in the movie.Quite the contrary.
She killed her cat.
>>220503160what if it turns out to be habbo hotel hell where it's like living in california with gay furries everywhere
>>220502691She treated a gypsy like a normal Human being, instead of kicking her out immediately. That's an unforgiveable sin.
>>220503160well it's not up to you to accept it or not, it's g-d's choice
>>220503590>it's like living in california with gay furries everywherethat sounds like superhell
>>220503646what a fucking retardyou think skipping a letter is going to save you ?dumbfuck faggot, your whole existence is wrong, a little letter is not the problem
>>220502691She killed the kitten all willy-nilly without even finding out if it had to be done in a specific way, if there had to be a ritual, a declaration made, anything. She just 'stab stab stabbed.' She deserved to die for that alone.
>>220502691God would not allow this to happen.Especially the little boy.Dumb movie.
>>220503160hell as people understand it, doesnt exist, theres no "fire", thats just medieval retardation to create a social detterent against egregious evil, even pope francis doesnt think anyone is in a hell, its just a spiritual state, thank god fro the catholic church as useless as it is today, protestants are the ones who contniue to propgate this retarded imagery in a literal way
>>220503160>eternal damnation isn't a fitting punishment for actively rejecting the one who died to gift you eternal salvation
>>220502691>former slampig with anorexic / bulemic tendencies and self-esteem issuesMy kind of girl
>>220505027>you rejected my incredibly specific and implausible notion of god so you must suffer complete and total torment
>>220505391puffy nips are hot
>>220503160Ok, then what IS a fitting punishment for homosexuality?
>>220503160So much this. Open the borders of heaven! #WeAreAllAngels
>>220505423Make better choices in the future, I guess?
>>220505470Buttsex with twinks
>>220505423that's literally the reward for having faith
>>220502691for some reason she shows up a bunch on my twitter explore tab and she's always retweeting stuff about Drag Me To Hell. She reminds me of Nikki Blondski
>>220503621honestly, this. i'm not sure if the point raimi was trying to make is that you should hate poor gypsies and never even attempt to interact with them at all but that was my take away.
>>220502691No one said anything about you Alison, we are talking about the fictional character you played and someone else wrote you dumb whore
>>220503160The way that I look at it is Hell is distance away from God, and thats exactly what they want and where they want to be, at a distance away from God Like the fella said >You're doing this to yourself, Larry
>>220502691Based Alison, she's right, gypsy kept pushing her luck with her sob stories, she had multiple chances, Christine was just doing what she was supposed to, it's not a charity. PAY YOUR BILLS
>>220505594>AlisonI like her. Isn't she MAGA? In any case, her character was just doing her job.
>>220502691>go on her twitter>it's just drag me to hell stuffthat's really sad ngl
>>220505731She was never in anything else desu
>>220502781it's high B low A tier Rami workworth a watch if you like his other stuff
>>220505767I think big fish, very pretty, very Aryan master race
>>220505767matchstick men off the top of my head.
>>220505507That’s what you’ll tell yourself?>>220505538No it isn’t
Of course it's mean spirited and unfair. It's horror.
>>220505664Not to mention Christine was clearly shown to be sympathetic to the gypsy woman's plight and wanted to help her, but her asshole boss was forcing her to not, or else Christine would be fired. Like, what, is she supposed to ruin her entire life just so this one old woman can feel better? Her loan or whatever she wanted was getting denied either way, it was only a matter of whether Christine also got fired or not. Why not curse her boss?
>>220505815A movie that made me masturbate furiously with a complete loss of control as a young lad. Thank you Allison.
>>220505860because gypsies are retarded, which is another lesson of the movie.
>>220502691wtf raimi
>>220505929Well, she did, ultimately, but because of her cat, not the old woman.
>>220505599Your gnosis is showing
>>220505951bs it's just a cat, we'd all do the same
If you ask a christian "do you think I deserve to burn in hell for not believing in God?"They literally can't answer this question>yes. you deserve itThat means you wish ill on your neighbour. That's a sin.>no. You don't deserve itThat means god is wrong
>>220506050>If you ask a christian "do you think I deserve to burn in hell for not believing in God?">They literally can't answer this question>>yes. you deserve it>That means you wish ill on your neighbour. That's a sin.>>no. You don't deserve it>That means god is wrong
>>220502691Fucking regurgitated bot thread.
she got greedy and so she got punished for it
>>220503160it's not a punishment, it's a choice, you literally forfeit the last bit of your humanity at the toll gates of hell because you want total freedom to engage in all desires, from inflicting violence to lust to gluttony, it just so happens that such a "society" is hellish and you'll be constant victim to the "freedom" of your fellow countrymen, and it's only a virtual eternity, not actually eternity
>>220503160be a better person then anoncall your mom, call your dadhelp your elderly neighbor
>>220502781It's a good Saturday night flick to watch with the wife after the kids go to bed and you start precumming on your leg and she jerks you off.
>>220506002Even if I did, I'd first look into if there was a proper ritual to do, if it needed to be killed in a certain way, if I had to announce "I hereby offer this pure soul in exchange for my own!" or something. This dumb bitch just walked up and randomly stabbed her kitten a few times which, as we can see from the rest of the movie, didn't even work.
>>220505872I always thought the girl in the movie was Elisha Cuthbert. Man, my gooning days really blinded me.
>>220506050"Yes, you deserve it, but Jesus forgives you"It's like you guys are unfamiliar wifh how Christianity works
>>220503160iirc in Orthodoxy hell isn't so much a place as much as it is a reaction to Christ's love. His love is inescapable. If you are saved then the light of God comforts you.If you are not saved the light of God will inflict so much shame on you that it will feel like you are burning.I like this interpretation quite a bit. Still not religious but it kind of solved the problem of hell for me.
>>220506050>They literally can't answer this questionWe all deserve it, but it is through Jesus that we are made worthy :)
>>220503160Hell is just the absence of God
>>220506662>>220506716I think these two theories are somewhat reconcilable.
>>220502691>movie is called Drag Me to Hell>Twittard surprised when she's dragged to hell
>>220502781it's kind of cool, it has gypsy witches, curses, crazy rituals, demon goats etcI rate it 7.5/10 I think it needed more deaths and more scary shit, sometimes it feels like a comedy.
>>220502691>already had 2 extensionsShe's right.
>>220502691>Gypsy acts like a gypsy>Somehow this is her fault
>>220502691saw this when it came outdidn't she spit on a gypsy or something at the starti'm not particulary fond of them either but don't go around spitting on anyone its not nice.anyway wasn't there some fucking reddit post about how its all an alegory for having an eating disorder.ending was pretty retarded from what i remember so i see how people would want to try and explain it
>>220507129>sometimes it feels like a comedyAnon, do you even Raimi?
>>220506662as much as orthodoxy was a mistake, they are the only ones along with catholics that keep Christianity alive and robust, every other offshot is poison, even unintentionally
>>220505453
>>220506050Jesus loves you, you retard.
>>220506050Simple answer. Its not up to me to decide.
why should i be bothered by the christian hell when christians aren't bothered by the islamic hell?
>>220506050>you wish illI'm not an expert in christianity but this doesn't make sense. Saying you deserve something doesn't mean they're wishing it on you.
>>220502691I don't get it.
>>220502691>the first thought in all of these scenarios is "why doesn't the protagonist go to church">one of the very first thing's she does>no holy intervention saves her>still gets dragged to hellWell that was just fucking unfair, how much of a high ranking agent of Lucifcer could old granny be
>. When Sylvia Ganush, an elderly and disheveled Romani woman, asks for a third extension on her mortgage due to economic problems resulting from an illness,Asking for a THIRD extension without having made any arrangements to restructure or anything is fucking wild. Those gyppos were NEVER going to pay back that loan. She did the right thing.
>>220505767She was in The Big White, a film which only I in the entire world have ever watched, alongside industry heavyweights Robin Williams, Woody Harrelson and Holly Hunter. Giovanni Ribisi was also in the movie.
>>220502781If you can just go with it. It becomes funny after a while because no matter what she's doomed.
>>220502691She's right. Raimi is wrong. Death of the author.
Who the fuck gave these Romani gypsises the right to go around putting hell curses on people anyway. Nobody else does this. Buddhists aren't going around putting curses on people.
>>220502691She deserved it for what she did to her cat.
>>220506363Quality post, anon>vnr
>>220502691Based. Alison a cute.
>>220505391Got DAMN
>>220502781it's top notch Raimi kino, you FUCK STICK
>>220502781Try not to get filtered on the first watch
What is the point of this movie? If you're a wagie you should 1) get fired for not doing your job 2) go to hell for doing your job.Seems like Rami just hates wagies.
>>220509879the point of the movie is obviously that gypsies are evilEvery gypsy shown in the film is a vindictive cunt, beginning with the old cunt who curses someone to hell just for doing their jobThe MC is obviously innocent
>>220509911Then the entire movie is just misery porn.
>>220505731She retired from acting to have kids. She's alright.
>>220509921It's mean-spirited but also humorous as well, a lot of the scenes border on slapstick, then again this is Raimi we're talking about. Tonally speaking it's pretty uniqueIt's kino
>>220509879I got from it that sometime bad shit happens to even the most kind of people, that boomers are awful, gypsies should be genocided and that if you ever should find yourself embroiled in something like this, you should NOT jump into the witchcraft rabbit hole trying to fix it, it just makes it worst. Just stop believing in demons lol you will strip away their power.
>>220509879>What is the point of this movie?Shit happens. No one cares about you.
>>220502691I literally stood up and walked out of the theater at this scene
>>220510043At the literal end of the movie?
>>220505599>>220506716>hell is just the absence of godso it's just normal life on earth?doesn't seem much of a punishment, unless we're doing some kinda samsara idea
>>220503160Eternal punishment is not acceptable for anything. Even God should only be punished for trillions of years.
>>220507187>didn't she spit on a gypsy or something at the startNo, some gypsy woman turns up at her bank and tries to scam another extension on her mortgage, she almost falls for it but then her boss tells her to stop being retarded and she goes back and denies it. Caught out in her lies, the gypsy immediately resorts to cursing her out of spite.The lesson is if you ever have to deal with a gypsy, make an excuse and pull the "I'll tell you what, I'll just get my manager," card.
>No sequel called Drag Me From Hell
>>220510043based
>>220510122>so it's just normal life on earth?
>>220510000>I got from it that sometime bad shit happens to even the most kind of people, that boomers are awful, gypsies should be genocided That's not a movie it's a documentary.
>>220505731must have had an abortion irl
>>220503160Friendly reminder that a gypsy cursed her
>>220504297The problem is that she never turned to God for help. Instead she put all her faith into witchcraft, divination and trying to bind demons which is what ultimately sentenced her to Hell.
>>220502781Its a Sam Raimi movie. Of course its worth watching.
The movie makes it very clear the gypsies are evil trash, the old lady obviously but even her family sucks and just laugh at Christine's horrible fate and the film opens with a child being sent to hell for theft when gypsies themselves are notorious thieves.
>>220502691She killed a kitten
>>220503160>if you accept that bad people can be punished for doing bad things you're a bad person>we all deserve endless second chances>it is forbidden to forbid
>>220506050>logicfag tries using logic
>>220510967eternal torture for temporary crimes is so disproportionate as to be more immoral than any possible human crime
>>220511017What's the natural punishment for standing close to the edge of a cliff on a windy day? What's the natural punishment for falling asleep while driving? Is it proportionate? Stop using logic if you lack insight into the nature of what you're trying to apply logic to.
>>220509879Rami wanted to make a movie about someone being doomed to hell for making a single mistake (sin), so he did.
>>220511048"natural punishment" by which you mean a punishment designed and implemented by god on purpose
>>220506050Nobody deserves hell since every human being is a divine soul capable of redemption. You go to hell in spite of your means of correcting yourself, choosing not to, you never deserve it in a theological sense.
>>220511115if you don't deserve it then why did god set up the system in that way?
>>220511129Hell exists as the definitive state of self-exclusion from communion with God, resulting from the free choice to reject God's love and remain in mortal sin until death. It is a consequence of human free will, not a desire of God, who wills all to come to repentance. You choose, indirectly or directly, to go to hell by rejecting God and to remain sinful forever rather than just recant that you did something wrong.
>>220511145could god not have set up a system where non-christians were not condemned to eternal torture? or is that outside his power
>>220502691based, fuck gypsies, they are evil
>>220505767Made $1 Billion at the box office, dumbass
>>220511129It's related to Original Sin, but the reason "no one deserves it" is because Christ sacrificed Himself as a surrogate. If you don't reject Him then you don't go to Hell. Why is this relevant for the movie? Because the protagonist did everything in her power to reject God and Christ and follow Satan after getting cursed. Literally if she turned to God she'd be saved, but that wouldn't make for an interesting movie or premise.
>>220511207ok but the bible says that most people don't go to heaven. It seems like the whole system is just set up by god to ensure that getting to heaven is difficult. Did god not invent the idea of sin in the first place?
>>220511169It depends on what kind of non-Christian you are.
>>220511145Isn't jesus supposed to come and bail you out anyway?
>>220502781One of the better PG-13 horror films
>>220505027Do you genuinely believe most people would deny him if they had a direct line that offered unequivocal proof? Stop being daft.
>>220511239>It seems like the whole system is just set up by god to ensure that getting to heaven is difficult.It's not. All you have to do is be repentant and believe. That's it.>Did god not invent the idea of sin in the first place?Sure. The same way that your parents invent it when they tell you not to murder other people or steal or do "bad" things. Committing evil acts exists irrespective of Christianity most religions share the same points of view: murder (outside of self-defense), stealing and adultery are all bad things to do. We can argue all day to whether religion or humans came first but it ultimately doesn't matter. You believe, or you don't. You follow, or you don't.
>>220502777Criminally underrated fpbp and unchecked trips
>>220511310That’s a matter of debate. There are those who believe that by the end of it all, only Lucifer and his Fallen will remain in Hell.
>>220503160the gates of hell are locked from the inside
>>220511365>Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.why would god create a system where the majority of people are punished with eternal torment? Do the majority of humans commit crimes in life worthy of eternal torment?
>>220502691stupid movie
>>220502781Not really.
>>220511310>>220511390Strictly speaking, Revelations has nothing to do with the Gospel. Although it may have been written by John (in my opinion) there's too much historical symbolism in it for it to be considered seriously.
>>220511402That verse is symbolic. It says that the road to salvation is hard and requires sacrifice and that people who take the easy way will never find it.
>>220511441*for it to be considered as God's Word.
>>220502887Is it still good if you've had the plot spoiled?
>>220511441Oh, I know what you mean. Also, I’m pretty sure that John of Patmos isn’t the same John who wrote the Gospel. I know there’s some scholarly debate on that, but they just don’t even “read” like the same author.
>>220511464it pretty clearly says that many people get damnation and few get eternal lifewhich is in line with the fact that only christians go to heaven
>>220504357Matthew 5:22Matthew 13:41-42Mark 9:43what did he mean by that?
>>220505470Having to watch 3 hours of NASCAR
In the name of Jesus Christ cleanse this Satanic thread.
>>220511585Because people would rather enter the wide gate (that requires nothing) than enter the narrow one (which requires obedience). Someone who apologizes for sinning but keeps doing it anyway (because they were never actually repentant) is walking through the wide gate. Someone who is actually repentant (and stops sinning) suffers through the "narrow road" because what they're doing requires personal sacrifice. It's the difference between someone who cheats on their spouse every weekend despite confessing at church, or the person who cheated once and was forgiven or who is tempted but never gives in.The symbolism here is surface level (which is consistent with the style of Christ's teachings). If you don't see it I don't know what to say. I can't tell you what to believe. If you want to enter the wide gate that's your choice and you don't answer to me; you answer to God.
>>220511736why would god create a people like humanity, knowing that most would be condemned to eternal torment simply due to their nature?
>>220503160The fire and brimstone hell is pretty much the evangelicoid wet fantasy. Which really puts into perspective about how these devil worshipping subhumans love being judgemental even though it's the God who is to judge people.But then again, everyone with a semifunctioning brain should have noticed that faith that produced prosperity gospel is more of judeo- and almost never a - christian values
>>220511753Why would a person go to such great lengths to reject being good? Literally all you have to do is not be evil and that if you do commit evil you have to be genuinely sorry and not do it again? The relationship between God and humans is a parental analogue and in the same way that being an unrepentant piece of shit in the material world gets you locked in a box the same thing happens when you are an unrepentant piece of shit your whole life until the day you die and you get locked in a box for eternity.
>>220511890if it's so easy how come the majority of people can't do it?if humanity is so naturally broken as to be unable to repent from evil, maybe that reflects more on the creator, his idea of evil, or imperfection in his creation
>>220502691Mom is ultra catholic and she said that the lady deserves it because she only regretted her actions out of fear. Christians are pretty funny.
>>220507205never heard of her
>>220511983>how come you can't rape and murder forever and get into Heaven anyway? why is it SOOOO hard?! gosh it must be like this for everyone!I'm not engaging with you and your bad faith arguments anymore.
>>220511129is there even a hell in the bible? I believe it was some bullshit invented by the church way back when you know? They didn't have internet back then so they would just invent shit to pass the time.
>>220505929she's the bad girl if you believe in abrahamic (jewish, christian, islam) morality
>>220512158why did god make a natural world full of rape and murder?
>>220512171There was a mention in the old testament, but it as much might mean that sinners would be thrown into the burning trash pile.
>>220512158 > you can't rape and murder foreverEvangelicals straight up claim you can, as long as you say "I am sowwy" at the pearly gates.
>>220503509The curse was making a move
>>220503160christcucks BTFO
>>220502691I did feel really bad for this character. It was like one giant guilt trip.
why didnt she just rape the grandma?
>>220505538You’ll be so surprised when you find out you should have stayed jewish.
>>220512258Because lack of free will is worse
>>220502691This movie prove India more powerful than Christian God
>>220502691its a metaphor for how regardless of what goys do they still are doomed in the eyes of jews
>>220502781i saw it as a kid and i think i liked it but i do rember that there was also 1 scene with a fly that grossed me out and kinda lessened my enjoyment of it
>>220502781Not really. It’s just a jumpscare compilation. It does a good job at potraying gypsies for the devil worshipping subhumans that they are though
>>220515204nice try, kike retard
>>220503160punishment for what?
>>220502691All she had to do was gift the button to someone. It was literally that simple. Just gift it to someone on the sex offender list.
>>220502691>What is with you!?still cracks me up
>>220511534yes. the spoiler is right in the title though, so there is no surprise
>>220503160hell doesnt exist retard its a silly movie. there being nothing after death is far scarier for before and after you die. this means all these arbitrary rulesets, ethics and morals hold no weight other than real, tangible consequences. removing faith and religion from the goy and even kike cattle would mean open buffet for anyone scrupelous enough to take what he wants by force. pure anarchy and rule of jungle
>>220517897*tips fedora
this >>220511048 kills the >>220511064
>>220511600its Luke 16 for me
>>220511889>>220511889>really puts into perspective about how these devil worshipping subhumans love being judgemental even though it's the God who is to judge people.>Luke 17:3>Jesus "If thy brother sin against thee, reprove him: and if he do penance, forgive him.">Reprove: To chide to the face as blameworthy; to accuse as guilty; to censure.so basically modern low IQ people see this "reprove" action as "judgement" or they are way too stubborn to seek penance from the one they have wronged
>>220502691Why does Raimi love his girls getting puked on?
>>220511994>im not sorry you got hurt>im sorry i got caughtyour mom is older than you and not just age
>>220503160Depends on what the hell is and what you did to get there. The thing is that people have no fucking clue what hell is. Their idea of hell is completely invented by Dante's Inferno and Hollywood.Old testament hell>a place where the dead go, no torture, you just exist quietly, mutedNew testament hell>Jesus pointed at an actual real place and said that's what it's like if you abandon god, it was a valley with a reputation of child sacrifice where people burned their trash so it was always burning and smelled badly with smoke everywhereHell isn't a place with fire and demons, it's being separated from god
>>220502781No. The cgi looks embarrassingly bad (always did) and everything else is just a collection of cliches turned up to 105%, not enough to be a funny spoof movie.
>>220503160I'm sure you think falcons should starve out because you like bunnies and other prey animals more. Your perspective is meaningless.
>>220519500christcucks are more likely to do that shit
>>220506281You can like an ascetic life and deny christ quite easily, and thats enough to burn. You could save the human race single handedly and still burn forever because you think he was a wimp who never scored.
>>220519270Im white so hell is a frozen cold realm. Naturally the arab tires of the heat.
>>220519747How many insane vegans have you ever heard say their beliefs are inspired by the Bible?
>>220516869Wouldn’t God punish somebody for cursing them arbitrarily to hell to save themselves as evil enough to also go to hell?
>>220502937good joke
